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when you platonically change your will after having a platonic near-death experience where your (work) partner platonically claws at the mud with his bare hands to platonically rescue you while screaming and sobbing . and make it so that (platonically) your best friend will become the legal guardian of your child in the event of your death, even though there are at least 5+ family members literally begging to take care of your child. and you say no. i want my platonic best friend to raise my son. platonically. and then you keep it a secret and don’t tell him about it for a YEAR because everything is totally normal and platonic. and then you get shot and your best friend platonically lives in your house to platonically raise your child while you’re in the hospital . and u say hey dummy. u are not expendable to me and actually i did this top-secret thing that i was never planning on telling you about because i trust you more than anyone else in my entire life . platonically.
#platonically doesn’t look like a word anymore#anyway. still thinking about how#buck told taylor ‘i’ve had a lot of experience not feeling wanted’#or whatever the line was#and FIVE MINUTES LATER#EDDIE IS SAYING THAT HE MADE HIM THE GUARDIAN OF HIS CHILD#HELLOOOOOOOO#THEYRE INSANE THIS IS INSANE#I FEEL PHYSICALLY UNWELL#i know you guys have been telling me about this but#WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS#911#buddie#god.#the hyperfix is hyperfixating
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“My favorite song on the record lyrically is called ‘Cold As You,'” she says. “The hook is ‘I’ve never been anywhere cold as you.’ I love a line in a song where afterward you’re just like… burn.”
- Taylor Swift in her first-ever interview with Rolling Stone (2008)
#and five minutes later#I’ve found it#also the headline is called#taylor swift: 2008’s country Lolita#lmao#old interviews#cold as you
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one thing that will always be funny to me about batfam is that jason is forever convinced that dick is bruce's favorite child while all of his siblings know for sure that bruce's favorite child is actually jason
some random reporter: who's your favorite child?
bruce: how DARE YOU imply that i play favorites, i love ALL of my children equally
dick, without missing a bit: oh he absolutely plays favorites, it was jason
tim: rest in peace
#dc#dc comics#batfamily#bruce wayne#tim drake#jason todd#dick grayson#bruce: i love all my children equally#also bruce five minutes later: idc about dick#this is a joke btw#although. i Do think that bruce is one of those parents who clearly love certain kids more
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Snow bots au anyone? :D
They're back together a year later because it's snowing again❄️
All right! For context: I imagine them hanging out every winter in some kind of resort (a resort that Blurr owns. Because his bar business has expanded that much over time.)
#maccadam#transformers#snow bots au#uh that’s a lot of characters. okay let’s go#left -> to right. top to bottom haha#Swerve#Rung#Tailgate#Rewind#chromedome#cdrw#jazz#prowl#jazzprowl#rodimus#rodimus prime#Wing#Drift#Blurr#Swindle#I originally wanted to add Brainstorm falling out of bus window and Perceptor catching him but my brain is shutting down I need to sleep ha#jazz and prowl switching their hats be like#Prowl: I sense something is wrong..where's my hat?? (looks around) (sees it on Jazz's head) Oh there it is. Cool.#five minutes later: wait. If my hat is there than what am I wearing right now???? error 404#world greatest detective ladies and gentlemen~
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Lucifer is just so in love and obsessed with you. not in a scary way or anything- but in a very soft way, just melting completely whenever the simplest, everyday things remind him of his little lamb you.
it can be anything, really, maybe he sees your favorite pastry in a bakery or something in a shop window he thinks you’d like or maybe he simply passes somebody in the street that has the same hair color as you.
and before he can stop himself, Lucifer is reaching into his pocket for his phone to call you a soft little smile on his face. even if he can only hear your voice for a few seconds it’ll make his day so much better <3
#I have five minutes left on my lunch break so have a silly little thought really quick XD#saw a post on twt a few days ago and it’s been in my head so it fits Lucifer so well#anyways!!!- I’ll answer asks later!!!#love y’all byeeee <333#obey me!#obey me lucifer#obey me lucifer x reader#obey me x reader#om!#om! hcs#om! headcanons#om! lucifer#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#luci <333
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an AU of an AU that I like to call "why is this mouse acquainted with the ten year old i left comatose centuries in the past and also why is he no longer ten"
#shoutouts to cookie bc this would 100% not be a thing without the convo we had during stream a couple days ago skjlsdkjlh#brain keeping the spirit of 'having drinks by the town's fountain' alive#it's what ephemer woulda wanted#also can you tell the fountain wide shot was the last thing i drew lmfao its 7am i ran out of steam#takes place like. five minutes after the original (crash) landing in scala image‚ but like‚ if ven was also there#so soon after the gummiship's still there LMAO#might edit in more tags later but rn i'm gonna sleeeeeep#kh#kingdom hearts#kh brain#kh mickey#kh ventus#my art
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2.1 Penacony Spoilers!
I know the scene after Ratio's "betrayal" can be read a lot of ways but I am shocked I haven't seen more people interpret it as Ratio being so worried about Aventurine that he couldn't stay away even though he was supposed to.
We know:
1) Ratio absolutely knew Aventurine's plan from start to finish, both his gamble to create "death" in the dream and with the three cornerstones. (Wish people would stop underselling Ratio in their analyses; "Three chips are enough" is a direct enough clue that, genius as he is, Ratio would never miss.)
2) In his own words, Ratio was acting according to Aventurine's instructions while in Dewlight Pavilion and with Sunday and felt that he did a good job not giving them away.
I think most people are on the same page up to there, but then I've seen a lot of people interpreting this scene after Aventurine leaves Sunday's mansion as Aventurine being genuinely angry at Ratio (possibly after having gaslit himself into thinking Ratio was actually betraying him).
But this doesn't make much sense to me because:
1) Ratio actually has nothing to gain by selling Aventurine out to Sunday. They're on the same side in this mission. Information about a Stelleron on Penacony wouldn't be news anyone with a brain like Ratio's and why would he need someone else's research on Stellerons when he already has ties to the Genius Society through Screwllum and Herta, as well as the Astral Express where the Trailblazer is actively housing a Stelleron?
2) One of Aventurine's most notable lines of dialogue is how it's perfectly fine and expected for "friends" to use each other and backstab. This is his default understanding of partners--why would he suddenly be mad about something he expected from the start?
3) If the betrayal wasn't already planned and was just a possibility based on Aventurine's understanding of Ratio, why would he ever have revealed there were "three chips" (aka three cornerstones) in play? If even the betrayal over Topaz's stone wasn't planned, just assumed, why would Aventurine reveal the existence of the third stone? He would gain nothing from doing so.
Instead, I think it makes a lot more sense to interpret Aventurine's frustration with Ratio in this later scene as annoyance over Ratio taking an "unnecessary" risk:
1) As far as Sunday knows, Ratio had just very seriously betrayed Aventurine, completely selling him out and essentially sending him to his execution.
2) In the scene afterward, Aventurine is out in public in the middle of Penacony where The Family's eyes are always watching, yet Ratio walks right up to him to check on him. Why would someone who just sold you out come up to you immediately afterward to check on your health?!
3) It's only natural that Aventurine would pump the brakes and go "Wow, didn't think you'd show yourself after you just betrayed me, remember?" Because that's the act they are supposed to be keeping up! They're still being monitored; it's not safe to break character!
But Ratio is a genius, right, so why would he break character here? From the standpoint of the ploy itself, revealing to the Family that he and Aventurine were still on the same side would only jeopardize the plan, not help it.
The logical explanation, then, is that Ratio went to Aventurine here because he felt like he had to.
He had to check in and make sure the situation was still under Aventurine's control.
(In fact, the entire exchange through the middle of this scene is Aventurine and Ratio confirming the rest of their plot in a veiled manner: Ratio brings up the plan and mentions what's concealed in the gift money bag, Aventurine confirms the cornerstone is good to go; Ratio asks what his next step will be; Aventurine says he's going to do the insane thing of handing out cash while looking pathetic [aka fishing for Sparkle]. Ratio essentially asks if he's crazy enough to take the final gamble with his own life, which Aventurine confirms, and then Ratio sets them up for the finale by gifting him the doctor's note.)
Ratio was willing to risk ruining their entire plan--something Aventurine does seem to be frustrated about at first--just to ensure Aventurine still felt all right about the situation.
He needed to deliver his note demanding Aventurine stay alive.
He needed to tell Aventurine to come to him if the situation got too painful to bear.
In short, Ratio was worried enough that he could not stay away even though, for the sake of their plot, it would have made significantly more sense for him not to appear. The gain of breaking character was worth more to him than the risk of being caught.
You honestly don't even have to take this in a shipping context. The real point here is that Ratio is an incredibly good person who wasn't okay with Aventurine's self-sacrificial plan and who felt morally compelled to check on a person in pain. He's a healer through and through, and ignoring Aventurine in this condition--ignoring someone who was taking so much risk on themselves--simply wasn't possible for him, no matter the danger it posed to the plan.
But for those who do ship Ratio and Aventurine... I hope more people will come to see this scene as another example of Ratio's genuine concern for his mission partner! He did not have to appear here at all; it would have made much more sense for him to leave Aventurine to his own devices to uphold the illusion of their "betrayal." He showed up in this scene--very likely against Aventurine's expectations--because he was concerned for Aventurine's situation and wanted to ensure Aventurine knew he could fall back on Ratio's support at any time if the plan went awry.
tl;dr: I wish people would stop interpreting this scene as the aftermath of a betrayal. Aventurine wasn't ticked off with Ratio in this scene because he felt like he'd genuinely been backstabbed; he was ticked off because Ratio was literally breaking their pre-established "betrayer" character just to be fussy over Aventurine's safety and well-being. (Okay, and to double check on the plan, but let's be real, the first part was definitely more important. 👌)
#honkai star rail#aventurine#dr. ratio#ratiorine#aventio#dr ratio x aventurine#I'M JUST SAYING#when you betray someone you don't check on them five minutes later!!#Dr. Ratio is a genius#he knows this#but he showed up anyway#Aventurine is over here sweating bullets like#'My dude WHY are you here GO AWAY we are acting like ENEMIES today'#and Ratio was just like 'Okay but do you NEED me?'#'Because I am here for you in case that needed to be clarified'#like 'Just want to make sure we're 100% clear'#'I AM HERE FOR YOU IDIOT'#Aventurine being shown a modicum of care: 'Disgusting.'#2.1 spoilers#penacony spoilers
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THE RINGS OF POWER (2022–) 2.01: ELVEN KINGS UNDER THE SKY
#the rings of power#tropedit#trop spoilers#*gifs#rings of power#ropedit#halbrand#sauron#tvedit#dailyflicks#filmtvcentral#tvarchive#userstream#fyeahtv#lotredit#tolkienedit#ringsofpowerdaily#ringsofpowersource#singinprincess#usermagic#usermali#userzal#userrainbow#underbetelgeuse#halbrand: looks half convinced to change his life after realizing that that is an option#also halbrand: proceeds to make the most rancid decisions not five minutes later#(the lighting in this scene was dog water i had a bad time here)
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Qui-Gon's force ghost every time someone survives a lightsaber stab through the stomach
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Imagine how much Shen Yuan and Airplane would hate it if an actual PIDW fan transmigrated in too, though.
Like, one of the guys who genuinely loved the stallion novel harem-building aspects, the weird-yet-vanilla het sex, the willingness to throw the plot out of the door just to have yet another interchangeable woman throw herself at the hero. Someone who only ever had nice things to say in the comment section, who unironically referred to Airplane as a master storyteller, who bought some of the VIP chapters (if he liked the wife Bingge was destined to wed & bed), couldn't name any of the monsters or sex flowers or most of the male side characters, had a Xin Mo keychain and once commissioned fan art of Sha Hualing (favorite wife) looking sexy in a pin-up pose, and told Peerless Cucumber he was a weirdo who took things too seriously on more than one occasion.
I think he'd bother Airplane the most. Shen Yuan would be annoyed and tell him his taste was in his ass, but that's about it.
But Airplane? I think at first he'd be inclined to enjoy having an uncomplicated "fan" of his work turn up. This guy actually praises him! He has nothing but flattering things to say! It's like a dream come true! Except... well, Airplane himself is perfectly aware of the decisions he made in his writing and why (he sold out deliberately, not because he thought it would actually make for a better story -- say what you will about whether or not it's worth it, but the man knows what he's doing), and also I suspect kind of resents his own popular audience whenever he has to interact with them for more than minute.
After all, these were the patrons he had to appease and appeal to, the readers he had to worry about offending or alienating, the ones who were paying the bills but also would have vanished at the drop of a hat if he hadn't given them a steady supply of what they wanted. It's not the audience he actually desired, it's the one he decided not to offend in order to maximize profitability. Peerless Cucumber might be a pain in the ass, but he's a pain in the ass who picked up on the story that Airplane himself originally intended to tell, and wanted PIDW to actually be that. Which has gotta be kind of gratifying, in a roundabout way.
I think it would stress Airplane out to have someone approve of the things he himself didn't even approve of. Like on the one hand this guy seems to have only a good opinion of him, but on the other hand it's based entirely on a false impression and Airplane actually agrees way more with Cucumber's assessment of his writing, because he wrote it badly on purpose. Since the guy has a good opinion, that's something Airplane can potentially lose, and he'd be most likely to lose it by revealing the truth about his own creative intentions and his actual tastes and inclinations. A ticking time bomb of disapproval that could go off at any moment to who-knows-what effect.
He'd hate it. Eventually every time User No.3 came around he'd just be like:
[ID: A gif of Skeletor from Masters of the Universe gliding through a blue magical barrier and then reaching back to punch and shatter it. End ID]
#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#scum villain#airplane: finally a REAL fan#airplane five minutes later: hmm... don't like this#image ID provided by princess-of-purple-prose
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“Is sam abusive to dean? Is dean abusive to sam” theyre siblings its a whole different realm
#my silly little posts#siblings chase eachother with knives and then go out to get fast food five minutes later like its nothing
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I've had some time to think and you know what your real problem is?
"Bully in the Alley" 1x06 | The Artful Dodger
#the artful dodger#thomas brodie sangster#jack dawkins#belle fox#fanny fox#fagin#tvedit#tvgifs#huluedit#cinematv#perioddramasource#perioddramaedit#belle x jack#*#fanny and fagin are the funniest people alive#also forever entertained by jack#god she's so annoying i'm never talking to her again#five minutes later jack to belle#hey you wanna perform a dangerous surgery?
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Ref: LoF Chapter 1
Jay this is KILLING me just wait until Peter finds out about Aquaman 😭
#jay!!!#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#leap of faith catch me if you can#peter parker#atlantis#peter: this is such a good theory#peter five minutes later: i totally had a head injury
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How do I explain to someone that Dick Grayson is both good and very bad at emotions.
#dick: *shows emotional maturity and ability to deal with other people's feelings*#dick five minutes later: *works himself to the bone because he doesn't want to stop and think about anything that involves feelings*#he's at a constant battle with himself#dick grayson#nightwing#dc#dc comics
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the aftermath of the wicked day
#bbc merlin#merthur#merlin art#merlin#arthur pendragon#i listened to hello my old heart and five minutes later this appeared on the canvas
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Steve, in the middle of Eddie’s live-stream: You know kids don’t square-dance in gym class anymore?
Eddie, stopping everything: WHAT?!
#five minutes later: *Eddie and Steve arguing over the steps they learned in gym class over thirty years ago*#Let’s be real square dancing was the only thing Eddie enjoyed doing in gym class#Also I think Steve would be bad at it but only because he was too in his head about looking dumb#apologies if there are still people who have to square dance in gym#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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