#and everyone is like. GOLD STAR!!!!!
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harry potter is so funny honestly bc ultimately yes it’s just a fairly run of the mill middle grade mystery fantasy series but the thing that really sets it apart isn’t the magic, it’s that it’s a series starring only jocks.
like there was a whole house for the smart kids and not a single one of the main characters was in it. blows my mind that there’s a whole bit in one of the books where harry is gifted a mysterious potentially dangerous enchanted broom while there is a suspected murderer who is thought to be actively trying to assassinate him and when hermione is like idk maybe don’t just immediately use the potentially cursed mystery gift he low key goes ballistic on her bc he cares more about getting to play with cool sports gear more than he cares about, like, being alive. and the book fully supports him in that!! the narration is like, isn’t hermione so crazy for that. she should’ve just let him play with his new sports stuff. how dare she imply that this mysterious object that was given to him from an unknown sender might be tied to the larger plot against harry’s life despite the fact that that’s the main conflict we’re dealing with rn.
idk it’s just so funny to me that hp got such traction with nerds when the entire series is actually just about exploring the question “what if the meathead star athlete of your high school tried to solve mysteries. and also there was magic.”
#fuck it im drunk. harry potter take time#people go on and on in the books that hermione is so smart#it’s rly just that she’s the only one of those meatheads who turns in her assignments#and everyone is like. GOLD STAR!!!!!#caroline speaks#and not mentioning also that#the mysteries the jock is solving are being created by a drama queen with absolutely 0 foresight#you guys ever thought about what voldemorts plan was? bc you shouldn’t
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been seeing some good posts going around talking about alcohol addiction and it’s dangers and warning signs and societal norms and pressure etc which is all good!! But I always see a lot of people responding like “yeah that’s why I think alcohol is EVIL and it should be illegal!”
That’s. Not the solution at all. Making drugs illegal only serves to force addicts into even more dangerous and desperate situations. Alcohol shouldn’t be illegal. I don’t even think heroin and meth should be illegal. I firmly believe in harm reduction approaches and I know so many people who might still be alive if they didn’t have to resort to the things they did just to get relief from their withdrawal symptoms.
Also. You’re not morally superior for not drinking. And that’s a reallyyyyyyy annoying attitude to have and it undermines the whole spirit of wanting addiction to be taken seriously as a real health issue.
#like at a certain point it feels like ur only reblogging to virtue signal that you hate drinking and everyone who drinks lol#like. okay. thanks. for that. want a gold star….?#I check obituaries every day for loved ones out there dying from this but congrats I guess.
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what draws you back to your country what draws you back to your land when i was a kid i told myself if i ever left iran i'd never go back 2 years into living in the UK i started looking at news on iran again 10 years in and i visited it for the first time again and today i heard an iranian mother talk in farsi to her child on the train to london the way my mother used to and i wanted to cry i wanted to ask her whether they're still cutting the mountaintops whether the lakes are still drying today i showed the person i was with pictures of waterfalls and palaces and forests and snow-white north something odd pulls me back with increasing force i can't ignore it ever again
#i just dont know how else to tell you everything !!! santoor from a different room the large family gathering the black tea with saffron#drank out of delicate glass and gold vessels cold marble on hot nights big stars big rivers big mountains#visible from busy tehran roads the ease of conversation tension eased by sarcasm tall tall cliffsides you drive by#rushing to put on headscarves before the head teacher comes in a rave by the base of damavand massive sun pastel purple skies#disjunct architecture trucks on road sides with fresh fruits pomegranates watermelons oranges everywhere#the smell of golpar on tangerines beautiful girls in tehran holding hands bautiful boys in kermanshah speaking kurdish the janky#cars on the verge of breakdown held together by love caspian sea lighting up in spring staying up into the morning on noruz#my friends uncle sang and played setar his son played the violin a little fear a lot of love remnants of something#grand carved into the cliffside everything feels bigger taller the landscape swallows you it smells like#illegally imported wine and orange blossoms and auntie's tahchin soaking your eyes in warm tea when youre sick#tomatoes and salt concrete and stone something mandmade and something raw new flag old resilience#the anger getting to us bruised eyes big grin all i know is the north i feel sorry my mother asks if id be okay#if they got a place in tajikistan we love each other enough dont we? when we look in the mirror we see each other. theres a love letter#across the border and it says I MISS YOU IM GLAD YOURE DOING BETTER itll never be the same im not okay with it at all there are no more#stars i miss jumping over big fires i miss our fireworks im sorry we cant be happy anymore everyone#leaves the mint and rosewater and sunlight for a reason.#it's not pride it's just generational regret
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jenndoesnotcare replied to this post:
Every time LDS kids come to my neighborhood I am so so nice to them. I hope they remember the blue haired lady who was kind, when people try to convince them the outside world is bad and scary. (Also they are always so young! I want to feed them cookies and give them Diana Wynne Jones books or something)
Thank you! Honestly, this sort of kindness can go a really long way, even if it doesn't seem like it at the time.
LDS children and missionaries (and the majority of the latter are barely of age) are often the people who interact the most with non-Mormons on a daily basis, and thus are kind of the "face" of the Church to non-Mormons a lot of the time. As a result, they're frequently the ones who actually experience the brunt of antagonism towards the Church, which only reinforces the distrust they've already been taught to feel towards the rest of the world.
It's not that the Church doesn't deserve this antagonism, but a lot of people seem to take this enormous pride in showing up Mormon teenagers who have spent most of their lives under intense social pressure, instruction, expectation, and close observation from both their peers and from older authorities in the Church (it largely operates on seniority, so young unmarried people in particular tend to have very little power within its hierarchies). Being "owned" for clout by non-Mormons doesn't prove anything to most of them except that their leaders and parents are right and they can't trust people outside the Church.
The fact that the Church usually does provide a tightly-knit community, a distinct and familiar culture, and a well-developed infrastructure for supporting its members' needs as long as they do [xyz] means that there can be very concrete benefits to staying in the Church, staying closeted, whatever. So if, additionally, a Mormon kid has every reason to think that nobody outside the Church is going to extend compassion or kindness towards them, that the rest of the world really is as hostile and dangerous as they've been told, the stakes for leaving are all the higher, despite the costs of staying.
So people from "outside" who disrupt this narrative of a hostile, threatening world that cannot conceivably understand their experiences or perspectives can be really important. It's important for them to know that there are communities and reliable support systems outside the Church, that leaving the Church does not have to mean being a pariah in every context, that there are concrete resources outside the Church, that compassion and decency in ordinary day-to-day life is not the province of any particular religion or sect and can be found anywhere. This kind of information can be really important evidence for people to have when they are deciding how much they're willing to risk losing.
So yeah, all of this is to say that you're doing a good thing that may well provide a lifeline for very vulnerable people, even if you don't personally see results at the time.
#jenndoesnotcare#respuestas#long post#cw religion#cw mormonism#i've been thinking about how my mother was the compassionate service leader in the church when i was a kid#which in our area was the person assigned to manage collective efforts to assist other members in a crisis#this could mean that someone got really sick or broke their leg or something and needs meals prepared for them for awhile#or it could mean that someone lost their job and they're going to need help#it might mean that someone needs to move and they need more people to move boxes or a piano or something#she was the person who made sure there was a social net for every member in our area no matter what happened or what was needed#there's an obvious way this is good but it also makes it scarier to leave and lose access#especially if there's no clear replacement and everyone is hostile#i was lucky in a lot of ways - my mother was unorthodox and my bio dad and his family were catholic so i always had ties beyond the church#my best friend was (and is) a jewish atheist so i had continual evidence that virtue was not predicated on adherence to dogma#and even so it was hard to withdraw from all participation in church life and doubly so because the obvious alternative spaces#-the lgbt+ ones- seemed obsessed with gatekeeping and viciously hostile towards anyone who didn't fit comfortable narratives#so i didn't feel i could rely on the community at large in any structural sense or that i had any serious alternative to the church#apart from fandom really and only carefully curated spaces back then#and like - random fandom friends who might not live in my country but were obviously not mormon and yet kind and helpful#did more to help me withdraw altogether than gold star lesbians ever did
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HIGUCHI KOUHEI x MASHIKO ATSUKI. Behind The Scenes.
#my personal weatherman#higuchi kouhei#mashiko atsuki#jdramasource#jdramaedit#*#faiza gifs#HUFUHVBHWDBF ACCHAN U GET A GOLD STAR FOR TRYING!!!! not everyone can be a footballer kouhei OKAY!!!!#no but i have a QUESTION here.#WHY is kouhei dressed like yoh for .....................#atsuki is CLEARLY dressed as yoh here so WHY is kouhei wearing a yoh-like hoodie for bc segasaki DOES NOT dress like that.#SO WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ......................................#god if these are couple hoodies or even a HINT at future episodes i will SCREAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM.#bc like i said. segasaki does NOT dress like that. and atsuki is dressed as yoh. SO WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.
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I might be shy but I'll never be too shy to let writers and artists know that they're appreciated and that their content is amazing when it tickles that spot in my brain just right 🙂↕️
#-ˋˏ ༻sunlit serenade#I'm out here handing out little goldstars to everyone#you get a gold star ⭐️#and you get a gold star⭐️#seriously I can not pour enough love over people when I like what they do#as a writer myself I know that a simple nice comment can make or break an entire week
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i always knew buying all the ministers before estival would pay off
#yin-thoughts#fallen london#fallen london spoilers#estival spoilers#the scoundrel shows up to the sixth coil opening with this important clue info and everyone's like yeah we already knew.#yeah they admitted to it already#but they get a gold star sticker for trying to contribute anyway
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Shepard Love: Who are you? Shepard Hate: I'm you but I was invited to help a wood nymph deliver some Peryton fawns. Despite this being an immense honor and show of her trust I told her the babies looked like raw chickens.
#i imagine this is like a star trek mirror universe situation where everyone is meaner and hotter#whats the reverse of regular shepard summoning demons to make platonic friends#evil shepard summoning angels because he was gold digging#evil penny wants as many friends as possible and she is using all of them#except simon the tyrant prince of the goblins (he took over) she actually likes him#they're friends in every universe. even when they SUCK.#just normal baz though (he's miserable)
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when i listen to Dumb & Poetic by Sabrina Carpenter I think about Solas send tweet.
#dragon age solas#datv#dragon age the veilguard#every self help book you’ve already read it?#cherry pick lines like they’re words you invented???#gold star for hi-brow manipulation#‘love everyone’ is your favorite quotation😬#its him i fear
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Start of s1: Everyone is super concerned that Fan Xian is drawing the negative attention of the Crown Prince, worried that he’s being dragged into the crosshairs of the dangerous fight between the powerful princes and that it won’t end well for him
Start of s2: Everyone knows that Fan Xian is fighting with the Second Prince, and assumes he’s capable of holding his own; the Crown Prince is his ally; nobody really wants to be within firing distance of any of their combined bullshit
#they started it!#meanwhile the poor courtiers and other ministers are probably like. HOW did this happen.#how did it go from two powerful princes fighting to two powerful princes fighting plus fan xian fucking everyone up on the regular#and ALSO being of royal blood while he’s at it#and as soon as the town burning comes out fan xian is coming for the crown prince. we all know that#so what does he team up with the second prince momentarily again? do THEY team up to take him down?#either way it’s a three way struggle between fan xian and the two princes on terms that are far too close to equal#we’ve come so far and probably nobody is happy about this except the emperor#he’s giving them gold stars for scheming and inviting them to family brunch#joy of life#joy of life 2#joy of life spoilers
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USANetwork: 2 years ago, Solo Sikoa defeated Carmelo Hayes (who according to Melo, didn't lose, he just "didn't win") to become NXT North American Champion! Solo vacated the title shortly after joining The Bloodline on SmackDown!
#wrestling#wwe#solo sikoa#carmelo hayes#wwe nxt#nxt#the way he looked at that gold....🥺 GIVE HIM MORE HE DESERVES THE MOON AND THE STARS IF HE WANTS#and the way everyone lost their goddamn minds over his win nxt babyface solo was so beloved and powerful#triple h fears you babyface solo#coward#someone qrt this was the last time we got babyface solo#and the usa network admin replied 'we like to believe hes still that guy deep down' LMAO#well i mean he did steal the ula fala pretty similar to how he stole the na title SOOO...
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I don't really ascribe to the whole "writing bad things in fiction means you condone bad things irl" line of thinking because it's just false.
But it is interesting and possibly troubling how they thought Robby "deserved" whatever bad treatment he got, and for what? They invented him. They created his character. He did what they made him do. And what he did was basically just exist.
#im not saying it feels like they wrote a character to be resentful towards on purpose but like. they DID give johnny a son.#just to resent him. and they did it on purpose. so.#for the crime of being what? just proof of Johnny's faults? 😬#like my guys. everyone has faults. and we LEGIT thought that the story you were writing was going to bejohnny working hard to overcome thos#like. i dont think anyone expected him to be a gold star dad right away. but just trying would be enough.#acknowledging his part in the situation. (which he does to Miguel but not to Robby from what i can remember#he might've said “i was shitty” in the s4 moment.)!#but him feeling bad was treated as equivalent to actually making amends#and then he immediately goes on to treat his new better karate son as more important#and robby is just like. “ok. 🙂”#which people have pointed out makes sense because a lot of people#which neglectful parents become people pleasers in an attempt to not scare people off.#like. he's afraid he would run off again. and he doesnt want to lose what little progress he's made.#and then the bandaid baby comea caround and like ... . .. ... ... .. .. . . . . ...#carmen is more than a womb. she used to be an actual character#but once she started getting that D she was suddenly incapable of having any thoughts or opinions#ck negativity#*with#also also they didn't have to make johnny a neglectful dad and then they wouldnt have to resent robby for being evidence of his faults
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The Scoundrel (thinking): "i am helping the masters with this (:"
The Spindlewolf: "alright, thanks for the info. i guess we'll have to get rid of these dipshits. It's not going to be easy but it has to be done."
The Scoundrel: "D:"
yeah, pretty much
#she probably thought she'd be getting a gold star from wines or something#like good job!! you told on fires and its antics!! you're such a good bat!!!#and then everyone would clap and give her kisses on her stupid little head. and she'd be loved and be happy forever and ever#this entire thought process happened in the span of less than 2 seconds and it was shattered immediately.#now she's probably sulking while the city laughs at her#like the clown she is#ask#fallen london#fallen london spoilers#railway spoilers
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Thinking about....... Sun Onceler.........
#sometimes the sun is a twink and he loves you and he refuses to leave your brain apparently#he's just so fun! what if instead of knitting thneeds he spins water into clouds! and they can be anything bc they can be any shape!#i realize in hindsight i have a tendency to make characters that embody some aspect of nature and may or may not be a deity lol#so maybe the others could make an appearance! sunler playing a lyre or smth singing about them#the stars and how she knows the fate in the cards#the siblings summer wind and rain#the beast and her orchard#but of course ending with how he's totally cooler and more important than everyone else#and it turns out apollo is not only the god of the sun but also of art and music so it really fits him methinks!#i doubt i could ever pull off running an askblog. however#i like the idea of him causing mischief. oh someone wants this thing to happen? let's make it a game!#keep your friends close from epic comes to mind#i don't have much in the way of story but. there are these two scenes in my head that are SO good#i wanna talk about em so badddd but i don't wanna spoil in case i do something with em#but i will say that one of them is a really really fun reference >:D#and the line “RED IS THE NEW GOLD”#but anyways i think an important part of him is that he loves people. he loves these silly little humans running around more than anything.#because all of this ultimately stems from the idea of the sun missing you when you've been inside for a long time#wanting things to get better for you and being there to celebrate the little victories yknow?#my nonsense
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its deeply funny to make a name and shame post for people who attach their name to the thing you're shaming for a grand total of one single solitary note.
#wow you got us there. everyone sure did stop doing the thing you dont like.#i made this draft ages ago its time to free it#if you figure out what this is about gold star!
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Funniest way to fight SU Kafka is to use The Hunt path and get all your characters’ speeds so high that the psychological suggestion just. Never triggers. Bc your characters keep getting another turn before it can.
#did this in gold and gears it was hilarious#I was panicking bc I didn’t have lynx or bronya like I usually do in the kafka fight#but watching everyone re-enter the cycle order before the trigger was so funny#even gepard got like three turns and his normal speed is 92!!#I wonder if this works in normal su#honkai star rail#hsr simulated universe#hsr#hsr kafka
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