foolish playing escolha errada (wrong choice in portuguese) while in the chaos room deciding if he is going to give cellbit in or not with a coin flip? that was cinema on it's finest 🚬🚬
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So over talking about Joe Alwyn and rewriting history and her love songs about him opposed to you know. Talking about her art, her success, her show and her music. It's just so boring.
right??? Swifties love/loved to say that the media only defines her by the men she’s been with and then turn around and connect everything about her to joe/travis (jobeless kept her in the basement/he lets her bejeweled!)
that’s why I’m simultaneously anticipating and dreading ttpd because this album has some of her most artistically interesting titles (my boy only breaks his favourite toys?? Who’s afraid of little old me???? COME ONNN) but it’s going to take a grand total of 30 seconds for ppl to zero in how any of it can be used as ammunition against an ex. I joined tumblr a few weeks after folklore was dropped and I feel like her emphasis on it NOT being autobiographical encouraged most ppl to look at its artistic value rather than its real-world implications and things were so much more peaceful and enjoyable then
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listening to classic jazz made me feel so wonderful but at the same time i always brought me an unexplainable melancholic mood, which is kinda a curse
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Sorry to disappoint you all but Tim Drake does in fact listen to Drake.
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y’all are gonna hate me for how much BloomxSky content is in chapter 2 like it’s obscene how many cute moments I’ve allowed them to have
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my roman empire is that my GRANDMA who only watches tv and doesn't have access to social media gets why we need to stand with Palestine but my chronically online friends and parents who claim to be "so well informed" don't.
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I just remembered Jay Park once said “yo a girl turkey on my dick gobble gobble, I’ll fuck her till her knees wobble wobble” and I now hate myself.
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mfs will fixate on the most random shit instead of actual important things
(its me im mfs. i am literally researching feverishly about robert fucking oppenheimer and atomic bombs)
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alright I’m gonna be candid with the chat here. this tl is about to see a grand surplus of delusional beatles content that I have been scrolling through my likes to see every day over the past like two weeks because I didn’t want to make this real yet. but we can’t hide forever. it’s coming.
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Anyone got some fun distractions for a man who doesn't like horror movies, who's stuck running a horror movie night?
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"when i was your age, i was working three jobs to help support my family" and "when i was in college i was sleeping on a mattress on the floor and living off of soup"
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO DO THAT. NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO DO THAT. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO YOU THAT THIS ISN'T A CHARACTER-BUILDING LESSON, IT'S JUST BAD
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
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“but it wasn’t that bad”
did it hurt? did you feel scared? unsafe? were you embarrassed? humiliated? terrified? did you feel confused on why? does it keep you up at night? do you avoid being in a similar situation? did you cry? did you want to cry? who told you it wasn’t that bad?
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