#and eat food

[your-reluctant-optimist]

Remember, kids: salt-and-vinager Pringles and half a Mini Eggs chocolate bar is a meal, but only if you're a writer chained to your laptop.

Do not get up. You will get distracted.

[girlstressed]

IM FREEEEEEE

[waywordvibes]

Happy 461 years, five months, and 15 days death-day anniversary to Adham Khan, general and absolute mad lad.

So earlier after tackling Latin, I decided to look up the differences between French and Latin, when I came upon the word “fenêtre”, the French word for “window”.

It immediately occurred to me that the word defenestration has something to do with the root word “fenêtre”, leading me to look up the origins of the word defenestration.

My search lead me to the wiki page. On that page, there were several cases of (un)popular/famous people getting defenestrated.

On that page was one such man. Adham Khan.

Here’s what the wiki article had to say about his death, which was (imo amusingly) just one bullet point in a long, long list of defenestrated victims.

I have no idea how to feel about this, but lemme tell you I SCREAMED when I realized that the two women at the end — Adham’s mother and Akbar’s wet nurse — aren’t two different people. It’s the SAME WOMAN bc they were literally her kids. Maham Anga was the foster mom of Adham and Akbar’s part time (former) wet nurse.

She literally had to watch as one of her sons yeeted the other one OUT OF A WINDOW, not once but TWICE and then told the other one “good job” and promptly died exactly 40 days longer, which for some reason is the same number of feet her kid had to fall (the first time).

Anyways, Happy death day to Adham!!

I hope he didn’t run into any stairs leading into Heaven-

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

[smoqueen]

guy who thinks food was significantly harder to chew 17 years ago

[lixzwithapen]

I..... I meaaaaan.....

with all the talk of people from other social media sites migrating to tumblr, im forced to remember that there are whole communities of 4channers who got drove off 4chan for being losers and congregated here, where they log on every day and pretend that they werent online in 2014 calling this the trigglypuff sjw website

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I cracked open and ate several raw eggs.

[beanghostprincess]

Laios saying he's stronger and better organized than Shuro because he eats 3 meals every day and sleeps properly is probably one of the most encouraging things a fictional character has ever said to me

[domesticatedmeatpig]

what if.. microwave popcorn bag furry

i drew this just for you anon

[fnafkittylover112]

Art Dump?!

I wonder how many pictures I can put here.

Anyway, Art dump because I haven't been online at all recently!! A lil warning, some of the images are - lets call it - anatomy practice! These drawings also span from my hazbin hyperfixation to my spooky month hyperfixation, whoops lmao. :3 enjoy! <3

Iffy putting this out here LOL but I mean I see the fanfiction y'all put on here soo... o_o Those first three are actually all just sketches, same with the fanart on the wall- smol sketches. like 30 mins. lmao. Ignore Vox in some of these My cringy ass made an oc to ship him with :sob:

[lowcaltrashkitty]

reminder that it only takes 21 days to make or break a habit!

in 3 weeks you can be a new person or stay the same forever.

[toyastales]

Steak Tacos 🌮