#and eat food

[girlstressed]

IM FREEEEEEE

[waywordvibes]

Happy 461 years, five months, and 15 days death-day anniversary to Adham Khan, general and absolute mad lad.

So earlier after tackling Latin, I decided to look up the differences between French and Latin, when I came upon the word “fenêtre”, the French word for “window”.

It immediately occurred to me that the word defenestration has something to do with the root word “fenêtre”, leading me to look up the origins of the word defenestration.

My search lead me to the wiki page. On that page, there were several cases of (un)popular/famous people getting defenestrated.

On that page was one such man. Adham Khan.

Here’s what the wiki article had to say about his death, which was (imo amusingly) just one bullet point in a long, long list of defenestrated victims.

I have no idea how to feel about this, but lemme tell you I SCREAMED when I realized that the two women at the end — Adham’s mother and Akbar’s wet nurse — aren’t two different people. It’s the SAME WOMAN bc they were literally her kids. Maham Anga was the foster mom of Adham and Akbar’s part time (former) wet nurse.

She literally had to watch as one of her sons yeeted the other one OUT OF A WINDOW, not once but TWICE and then told the other one “good job” and promptly died exactly 40 days longer, which for some reason is the same number of feet her kid had to fall (the first time).

Anyways, Happy death day to Adham!!

I hope he didn’t run into any stairs leading into Heaven-

[swan2swan]

Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[lordgroose]

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”

my life is a joke

[sheshkastudios]

gotta take a break from the grind to eat and drink water!!

Don't forget to take care of yourselves chat

[lixzwithapen]

I..... I meaaaaan.....

with all the talk of people from other social media sites migrating to tumblr, im forced to remember that there are whole communities of 4channers who got drove off 4chan for being losers and congregated here, where they log on every day and pretend that they werent online in 2014 calling this the trigglypuff sjw website

[clembian]

trying to find the motivation 2 do like. a few basic upkeep things and instead finding that my brain has somehow turned into ashes

[fnafkittylover112]

Art Dump?!

I wonder how many pictures I can put here.

Anyway, Art dump because I haven't been online at all recently!! A lil warning, some of the images are - lets call it - anatomy practice! These drawings also span from my hazbin hyperfixation to my spooky month hyperfixation, whoops lmao. :3 enjoy! <3

Iffy putting this out here LOL but I mean I see the fanfiction y'all put on here soo... o_o Those first three are actually all just sketches, same with the fanart on the wall- smol sketches. like 30 mins. lmao. Ignore Vox in some of these My cringy ass made an oc to ship him with :sob:

[beanghostprincess]

Laios saying he's stronger and better organized than Shuro because he eats 3 meals every day and sleeps properly is probably one of the most encouraging things a fictional character has ever said to me

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[foldingfittedsheets]

Jobs don’t always limit the skills you learn to the job itself. For instance, when I worked at Red Robin, they’d offer 30 minutes for an unpaid lunch, or 15 if you wanted to get paid the whole time. If you think that’s extremely shitty join the club.

As a result of wanting money I got really good at eating quickly so I could use my break to read or relax. I’ve always been a fast eater but when I worked there I learned how to eat an entire burger and fries in under five minute while keeping up a conversation. This is not advisable for good digestion, eat slow and chew your food.

There’s a balance to not talking with your mouth full and eating extremely quickly and it was a regularly used skill for years. When I worked at a sex shop I bragged about it once to a coworker.

She watched me with a timer going after I told her about it and we got burgers. I chatted with her the whole time. I was done in four minutes forty seconds.

Afterward she looked haunted and commented, “It was like watching a snake unhinge it’s jaw but you never talked with food in your mouth!”

More recently my beloved and I were catching up with a friend over lunch. I had a sandwich while they’d gotten falafel plates. We were having a lovely chat but after I finished a story our friend said, “I don’t want your food to go cold while you talk!”

I was surprised. I’d been deliberately talking more so she could eat. I turned to show her my empty sandwich box. Both she and my beloved were stunned. It was like I’d performed a magic trick and made my sandwich disappear because neither had even noticed me demolishing it like a snake unhinging it’s jaw.

[toyastales]

Cheesy Pepperoni Stromboli

[lavender-menace-420]

AU where the others find out Jon is going to explore the tunnels in Season 2 and forcefully tag along (Sasha is alive and everything is fine)

I made a part 2!