#and don’t get me started on ace

[sarcasticvoodoochild]

i love siblings where one is fire and the other is something that’s built to endure so so much but i’m sick and tired of the fire coded sibling dying

[bamboozled-distress]

was stressing over this case at like 2am and pheonix pissing me off because mayas about to DIE and he’s doing his gayass monologue over edgeworth like don’t make me mad

[painted-kneecaps]

i think it’s absolutely hilarious in AA fics when Wright and Edgeworth finally get together and are all sad because it would be a conflict of interest for them to face off in court anymore because like. yeah, in the real world. but somehow i don’t think a court system that brought you such hits as “guy gets convicted of murder using a parrot and a metal detector”, “child prodigy loses case and physically assaults her opponent until he’s unconscious”, and “man on death row still allowed behind the prosecutor’s bench, despite literally breaking out of his shackles in court and repeatedly threatening to kill the defense with a sword” is going to care if the defense attorney and prosecutor are smooching in the defendants lobby

[beelikesbirds]

GOD they really said “how thick can we lay on the weird courtroom flirting when phoenix and edgeworth face off again?” and went with AS THICK AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. JESUS CHRIST.

like i understand it’s hard for you guys to be normal about this but i feel there are some. important stakes here?? like multiple lives maybe??? no???? ok you do you i guess

[nyaagolor]

You know I didn’t realize after AA5/6 just how badly I needed a judicial assistant who was like. Respected and valued by their attorney. Seeing how highly Ryu thinks of Susato is such a breath air after so many variations of the Manzai duo vibes

In case 4 when Van Zieks insults her and Ryu IMMEDIATELY snaps back with “I consider her advice essential and her assistance invaluable. Please go ahead, Susato” he instantly became my favorite. Put some respect on her name

[yea-baiyi]

ok but like imagine being hua cheng. and when you were a teenager you were trapped in a cave with your god when he got hit with sex pollen and you already felt ugly and unlovable but he stabbed himself through the gut rather than touch you and you saw him shirtless and horrifyingly that’s how you found out you were gay

and then you meet him again centuries later when you’ve grown up and become comfortable in your own skin, and you think you might be in love with him except a part of you still feels terrified that he’ll look at you and find you hideous again. but you want to trust him so you show him your real face. and. turns out he finds your adult self so hot that you make him horny for the first time in his life and he keeps doing and saying absolutely deranged things because he does not know how to cope. he panics and tries to give you, a ghost, mouth-to-mouth resuscitation and while you’re lying there trying not to freak out he is beside you acting out his one man humiliation-style comedy show because he has never wanted to kiss someone before let alone fuck. he agrees to get locked in a coffin together because he never even considered the possibility that he might pop a boner except he does pop a boner and now you are stuck under him while he squirms and you are trying very hard not to think about your own boner

i don’t know how to end this post i just think that’s so funny. and they live happily ever after and have lots of gay sex. hua cheng keeps winning. slay king

[tacobellabeanburrito]

Things That Irk Me In Ace Attorney Fanfics:

When Larry is a pervert, bad friend and seen as the butt of every joke.

When Klavier is depicted as a pervert and pushy in his romantic endeavors.

When Phoenix hates Klavier and avoids him.

When people don’t acknowledge that Pearls is as much of a daughter to Phoenix as Trucy.

When people don’t add Sebastian into the Miles family and only see Kay as Miles’ adopted daughter.

When people don’t add Kay to the Phoenix, Miles and Trucy family.

When people don’t add Sebastian or Apollo to the Trucy, Kay, Miles and Phoenix family.

When Franziska and Phoenix hate each other and only tolerate each other for the sake of Miles and Trucy.

When Klavier and Ema aren’t see as worsties.

When Miles is seen as not seeing Ema as a daughter either.

When people think that Phoenix doesn’t care as much about Ema as he does to all of his adopted weird girl assistants.

When people see Athena and Simon as lovers instead of siblings/family.

When people don’t think that Phoenix sees Apollo and Athena as part of his family and then they get left out of the loop.

When people don’t make the prosecutor’s office a family.

When Phoenix, Gumshoe and Maya aren’t seen as besties.

When Miles doesn’t care about Gumshoe.

When Miles doesn’t see all the others in his life as family/friends except for Franziska, Trucy and Phoenix.

When Phoenix and Miles are seen as hating Larry and not wanting to hang out with him.

Will probably add more. Also, not saying that people are wrong for viewing the characters like this, it’s just sometimes when they do this it really irks me because I interpret their relationships and characters differently.

Also feel free to add in the comments and stuff! But don’t be mean, please.

[ducktracy]

compilation of my villagers bullying me. this will be a growing collection. these are all from today alone.

[girlishwhimsies]

okay so like i’ve been insane about ace and bev for the past few days cause like!!!! ace and bev always antagonizing each other at the drive in.

ace having the biggest fattest crush on bev ever since they were kids. ace fully knowing and accepting she’s a lesbian and being chill with it but liking a SOC? yeah no she can’t accept that. but also she’s so pretty and awful and she loves messing with her fr… her talking to two bit abt it cause like that’s her best friend him always teasing her abt it but always rooting for them. two bit goes to her after he gets jumped but refuses to tell her that bev was involved. ace finding out but still having feelings for bev and feeling like she’s betraying two bit and trying to stuff it down cause she knows bev is awful but she can’t help it. two bit understanding and loving his best friend despite it

bevs like yeah no, i’m not a lesbian but not understanding why she doesn’t really like her bf that much. why she’s always staring at ace at the drive in and leaving her bf to go mess with her. toxic lesbians for the win fr they have never had a normal convo. bev finding one of aces hair ties and always wearing it on her wrist but she isn’t sure why. not understanding why ace makes her heart skip a beat in a way that none of the boys she knows has ever been able to. bev making sure her makeup is perfect before the drive in cause she knows she’s seeing ace. bev not having anyone to talk to about what she feels.

both of them just being awful to each other while also wanting to kiss and actually talk to each other. them always staring at each other during the drive in. do you get the Vision.

[padawansuggest]

I really hate pining with all my heart, so here’s an idea: CodyWan who fall in love within the first month of meeting each other and hold hands and give hugs and little nuzzles and everyone else is like ‘yeah. Cody and the General. They sure are friendly…’ but no one says it to them till they overhear it one day and straight up go ‘we got married on month two of dating’ and everyone loses their minds they thought they were in a ‘everyone but them knows they’re married’ AU but they’re actually in a ‘speedrun strangers to old married couple’ AU and they’re so confused.

[mitskiluvr]

i’m glad everyone is talking about how much maya has been through because i need to know that i wasn’t alone in the sheer shock i felt at the end of 2-4 when she JUST came back from being kidnapped and was like “nick let’s go get burgers ugh let’s get burgers yes yes i want burgers” … oh miss maya fey

[shima-draws]

So my roommate is also into One Piece. I’m not sure if he’s watched any of the anime, I know for sure he’s watched the live action, but earlier tonight he came upstairs and watched a few episodes with me while waiting for a food delivery, and then he got hooked, and then he sat and watched MORE episodes with me without really knowing what was going on. But it was still wildly entertaining to him, esp since I’m right in the middle of one of the (arguably) best arcs rn, and now he wants to finish the arc with me LOL. NOBODY is immune to One Piece propaganda. Or Bon-chan 🥰

[gothoutlaw666]

it’s actually such good writing with how insane the tutorial ace attorney cases are because it gives you the need to find out what the fuck is going on after like .

aa1 you meet mia and see her dynamic with phoenix, how much she cares for him and how she’s excited to see what he does. she guides him/the player when he’s trying to save larry, who he’s been friends with since childhood. and then she’s murdered at the end of that night before she can even formally introduce her subordinate to her sister, and her story doesn’t end there—it constantly continues throughout the original trilogy. phoenix has to figure out what’s going on and she’s not physically there to guide him anymore, not without maya or pearl’s help.

justice for all starts with phoenix literally getting bonked and suffering amnesia, and while it’s incredibly stupid it’s also a great way to help new players learn the mechanics. it also introduces the importance of phoenix’s relationships to said new players and emphasizes this to veteran players. phoenix is a man built on the love and trust he has in others, and it’s such an important aspect of his character throughout all of the games.

trials and tribulations gets even crazier because we get to see both 20 year old phoenix and rookie mia—and they’re so much different than what we’ve known them to be. we get a part of the context for a story that we don’t get to fully piece together until the end of the game, and this case gives us details that give more emphasis to the story of the previous two games too. it’s a great way to get people invested into the story and think even deeper about the games we’ve been playing this whole time.

[tetsuskei]

yearning over four/five characters at once and i think this is why i can’t finish writing anything

[zebracakesarecopingmechanisms]

If you had a crush on Ace from the Powerpuff girls as a kid, chime in. Is your taste in men still bad?

[tacobellabeanburrito]

Why am I looking up “How To Do An Irish Accent” on YouTube so that I can do a good accent for McGilded in TGAA? I am so down deep this is so much.

There are so many accents I have to do! And I’m bad at almost all of them! British I can perfectly (I’m in theatre and had to do a British pronunciation class because we were doing Mary Poppins for our musical) I can do an American accent (I am from the States) but…

Ong I CANNOT do a Russian accent! I had so much trouble with the Russians and I kept going back to British on accident.

AND NOW I HAVE TO DO AN IRISH ONE? I CAN’T KEEP DOING THIS.