#and don’t get me STARTED on the Gifts
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Personally, I think that we as a fandom should start appreciating the fact that Marshmallow is canonically a Sugar Mommy/Daddy more often. None of the Guys are paying for any of the dates whatsoever. Fuckers don’t even bother to ask if we should split the bill /pos
#and don’t get me STARTED on the Gifts#what do you MEAN you need 70 FUCKIN JETS FOR S E T H#absolute piece of shit#not like any of the guys are any better tho#thank god for diamonds#what do any of the boys even use the gifts for tho???#this goes for Crush Crush too ig#blush blush#blush blush game#blush blush marshmallow
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“You’re going to blow out your arms,” the villain observed. They watched as the hero merely grit their teeth, shoving themself through another pull-up. It looked painful, and if the sweat slicking the hero’s brow was any indication, it was.
They waited for the hero to let themself drop from the bar and accept the villain was stronger. But they didn’t.
Three more pull-ups, and the villain stepped in.
“Hero,” they said slowly. “You’re about to tear the ligaments in your arms. You need to stop.”
The hero blew out a shuddering breath. Struggled for purchase, fighting gravity—and let themself drop.
The hero’s hands were bleeding, calluses torn open by the bar. The hero didn’t seem bothered when their own hands shook so much that their blood began to splatter on the gym floor.
For a moment, the villain could only stare at them.
Shit.
They didn’t know how to handle this. They knew the hero was dedicated. They knew the hero was strong, and perpetually trying to be stronger, but they hadn’t thought…
They hadn’t thought the hero would be so willing to tear apart their own body for success.
It was supposed to be fun, the villain thought. They felt a little sick as the hero pressed their palms together to soothe the bleeding, an action that was practiced and familiar. As if they had done this before.
The hero reached for something in their bag, smearing blood on the side, and pulled out a roll of blue electrical tape. The villain didn’t understand why, until the hero tore a strip off and made to wrap their hands with it.
The hero would be the death of them.
They crouched in front of the hero, plucking the electrical tape out of their hands.
“What are you doing with this?”
The hero blinked at the villain like they were the strange one in this situation.
“Wrapping my hands?”
The villain hissed in a breath.
“With electrical tape?”
The hero flushed slightly, looking down at their bloody hands. They looked close to tears.
“It…sticks to skin, really well. And it doesn’t move, either, when you move your hands or wherever else, even if you’re fighting. Plus, blood doesn’t make it come off, at least, not for a while.”
The villain blinked at them.”
“Blood doesn’t make it come off,” the villain repeated, processing. The hero nodded, reaching for the electrical tape. The villain settled it out of reach.
“Not if you wrap it right.”
Dimly, the villain realized that meant the hero had done this enough times to have it down to a science.
“And you couldn’t use a bandaid?” The villain asked incredulously. The hero shrugged a shoulder, then winced at the motion.
Yeah, the hero had absolutely blown out their arms.
“Bandaids move—“
The villain hushed them.
“Be quiet for a second.”
The hero, wisely, went quiet.
The villain rubbed a hand over their face, then studied the hero for a moment. They took one of the hero’s hands into their own, studying the damage.
“Why did you do this to yourself,” the villain murmured.
“What do you mean, why,” the hero snapped. “It’s my job.”
“Your job is to save people,” the villain corrected. “Not destroy yourself.”
“I’m not destroying myself—“
“You are.”
“Shut up—“
“Hero.”
“I need to be better,” the hero snapped. Their voice rang out across the gym, echoing into the rafters, and they both froze. After a moment, the hero spoke again, voice soft. “I need to be better.”
They said it like they needed the villain to understand. The villain wondered who they were really saying it to—the villain, or themself.
“Better than who?”
“Everyone.” It was hushed, like a secret.
The villain watched them, waiting.
The hero took a shaky breath
“My whole thing is being the best. I have always been the best. That’s the only reason I matter. If I’m not strong enough, then I am nothing, so I need. to be. better.”
The hero had started crying, very quietly, like they were afraid to take up too much space.
The villain was not equipped to handle gifted kid burnout.
“There’s more to you than just being a good athlete,” the villain said hesitantly, and the hero shook their head.
“No. There isn’t.”
“Hero.”
“Can you give me back my electrical tape?” They hiccuped to contain a sob.
“No,” the villain said firmly, and then the hero really was sobbing.
“You don’t understand—“
The villain didn’t. Not really. They had never been the kind of talented that the hero was.
They wondered now if maybe that was a blessing.
“I don’t,” the villain agreed. “But I do understand that you’ve saved half the city, and you give everything you have to give, and you always do your best.”
“But I-“
“No.” The villain stopped them. “You are doing your best.” They tipped the hero’s chin up until they met the villain’s eyes. “And it is enough.”
The hero froze, eyes darting over the villain’s face. They wondered if anyone had ever said that to the hero, if whatever mentor they had was giving them anything other than orders to be stronger. Be better. Be more.
The villain had some new targets to take care of, it would seem.
For now, though, they had to take care of hero.
“We’re going to go wrap your hands,” they said softly. “And then we’re going to take care of your arms, and you’re going to take a nap.”
The hero nodded, watching them like they were some kind of good, selfless person.
“And if I ever catch you using electrical tape again, so help me, I will put you six feet under.”
That startled a laugh out of the hero, and they let the villain guide them to their feet.
“Fine.”
The villain turned to them. “Okay?”
Are you going to be alright?
The hero seemed to understand.
“Okay,” the hero agreed.
Yes.
And so, it was.
#writing#writing community#snippet#angst#heroes and villains#ficlet#writblr#hero/villain#hero whumpee#exhaustion#overworked#villain caretaker#whump#kind of#in case you’re wondering. yes you CAN do this to yourself. it’s completely possible#essentially what happens is if you do a motion (a pull-up) more than your body is capable#it gets mad. this is different from training till failure. this is to failure and then beyond#so while you started using the correct muscle groups you those muscles get tired and despite the tired you don’t stop#so then your body switches to muscles it SHOULDNT BE USINF and then you fuck up your elbows (in the case of pull-ups)#and then you can’t straighten your arms for a week bc the ligaments and tendons and all the little movement parts want to keep it curled in#I’m not a doctor#I’m just a gifted kid who was an athlete who got burnt out and destroyed her body lmao#this is possibly maybe based on true events that occurred#anyways. I’m not a doctor but you can use electrical tape on wounds. yes it sticks. yes it stays. it’s honestly very useful.#electrical tape > bandaids#do not do anything listed here it is BAD. do not blow out your muscles it hurts. properly clean ur injuries. I beg you.#don’t get injured at all#thank you to my friend who went “pull-up’ competition and then watched me create this angst#love u besties. drink water. go to sleep. summon demons. ❤️ self care
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cannot believe I’m still seeing the most tired homophobic tropes used against WolfWren 💀 “Sabine and Shin don’t have anything to give each other” boy tell me you’ve never made a woman cum without telling me.
#this boy has never eaten pussy or fingered a woman I fucking know it#Sabine is fucking strapped up 24/7 and Shin is trans#a dick is not some magical gift men have#and some women have dicks#don’t get me started on how good nb dick & pussy is too#Ahsoka#sabine wren#shin hati#wolfwren#text
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I’m still throughly upset that Cassian has one of the most romantic lines in all the books and then in the following two books treats Nesta like shit.
Home girl needed to know she was worth it and be held for once in her life, but you listened to an old ass eldritch bitch who should have died in book 3 and waited until Nesta broke as a person and rebuilt herself in the image of the night court before you decided to love her.
Note: This is my onion and I will not be taking criticisms. I don’t hate nessian I’m just triggered and I know that’s a me problem 😂
#he threw her gift in a river cause he was pissed#I was so triggered reading that#and they listened to Amern???? that bitch never had emotions until she started fuckin what’s his name#I’ll never forgive SJM for that#nesta deserves better#I also bet money mor was hogging the room while cassian was healing#I wouldn’t go in there either#not after he yanked his hand away when she walked in#like cassian you had such potential#if I had the time and attention I would rewrite acosf#don’t even get me started on that fuckin hike#or the fact he didn’t get mad that Rhys threatened to kill his mate#I’m in my feelings#unpopular opinion: acotar edition#acotar#it’s my opinion!#im not anti nessian I’m just anti whatever the fuck acosf was#cause I’m bias for nesta#acotar spoilers#also no I don’t care nesta didn’t go hunting#the house was never dirty now was it? someone had to clean it and cook#sure as hell wasn’t Feyre we would have heard her complain about it#the real villain is the patriarchy but y’all ain’t ready to hear that 🤣#even in this fantasy world it wreaks havoc
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really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).
#storyrambles#it’s not creepy. just for context. it’s just irritating because I’ve told this person repeatedly that I’m not interested in romance.#this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether it’s actual flirtation or just flirting for fun#flirting for fun is cool. I wouldn’t mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun#but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said ‘no don’t buy me flowers’. there’s only so many things that can mean#‘it’s nice to see your face you always cover it!’ …I’m masking. because of covid#I’m narrating a game and suddenly ‘I like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutes’. …no.#‘you have to take the snack I brought you know it’s rude to refuse a gift’ I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didn’t ask.#‘you know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!’ we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours.#‘but it’s not talking so it’s less social energy’ no. that is not how it works.#sorry for the rant im just. tired.#you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard#and that’s actually what makes things awkward? rather than when they’re just being themselves?#yeah. that’s this friend here.#usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit#and you insist on me taking on the ‘girl role’ for most of them#I am not going to play along.#UGH don’t get me started on the ‘you’re cute when you’re flustered’#I wasn’t even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me#it’s uncomfortable.#also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. ‘you’re cute when you’re angry’ ‘you’re cute when you’re upset’ ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID#will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I?#(for clarity I don’t want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.)#I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day.#‘how did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?’#first of all. that’s different?#secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves#also I don’t have to be on high alert for if I’m going to be flirted with. so.#ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible.#but UGHHHHHH
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I have quite literally no words for this race
#f1#formula 1#charles leclerc#max verstappen#charles car is hotter than the sun#McLaren bought off the fia#max giggling trying to overtake charles#Oscar forced to give lando p1#GIVE ME A BREAK#I have quite literally never seen a gifted win like this and Mexico was last week#brazil gp 2024#don’t even get me started on the virtual safety car#papaya rules strike again
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I like your drawings of Cinder in nice dresses. What inspo do you use for designing her clothes?
Thank you! Basically, when I was younger I had the delusion of “memorise every country in the world or else you’re a bad person,” followed by, “learn a brief history of every country in the world within 8 years or else you’re a bad person.” I learned in the order of history-mythology/religion-clothing, and I ended up loving the traditional clothing around and in Iran, Turkmenistan, Kyrgyzstan, Uzbekistan, Kazakhstan, China, Vietnam, Indonesia, Mongolia, Bhutan, Laos, Myanmar, Thailand, Bangladesh, India, etc. It’s fairly difficult to find information about clothing in English, so I mostly pull from Hanfu for Cinder. Currently, I pretty much design how people would wear one today, ignoring old colour rules, pairing it with hair/accessories from separate dynasties, keeping bangs in hairstyles that otherwise would not have them, and sometimes adding in things that are more fantastical than historical. I would love to one day make futuristic designs, but I want to do that tastefully and respectfully, so, for now, I’m sticking closer to current-day interpretations.
#sorry for the word spam#Borders have changed so much that I don’t know the proper group names for things that are the same in several countries#or the same in certain time periods but different later on#so I felt it was safest to name a bunch off the top of my head#I can’t watch certain shows anymore#I could excuse The Gilded Age because I hate all of the outfits in it#I tried Lupin (2021) and don’t even get me started on what they did to that necklace#not only did it not look anything like the real (and immediately destroyed) necklace#but it also looked nothing like the one Napoleon gifted to Marie Louise!!!#there’s an aoqun design for her that I’ve had in my head for 2 years but I can’t pull it off correctly#and it was blue#it seems my default is the red qiyao ruqun#it’s so hard to find good info I’m sorry if I’m referring to anything wrong#Ireland is also surprisingly difficult to find clothing info#pretty easy to understand once you find it#but idk why it was that hard in the first place#apart from the majority of the fabric decomposing#ask
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Remembering when my therapist and I were talking about Oathbringer and I was like yeah I really relate to young Dalinar heh and my therapist was like yeah. Good at only one thing and make it your life purpose. And I was like huh? what? no I’m a piece of shit who drinks too much. it’s very literal. and he was like oh
#luke.txt#drunkposting#like this isn’t gifted kid syndrome this is The Constant Guilt And Shame Is Overwhelming#I don’t HAVE gifted kid syndrome I started getting Ds in like 6th grade#I love my therapist but every day I wish the therapist that specialized in autism trans shit and substance abuse called me back#and was my therapist instead. cuz sometimes I can tell homeboy doesn’t understand shit about what’s going on with me
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i just started watching sex & the city and at the risk of sounding very prudent i didn’t think they would be talking about men and sex every single minute of it. i enjoy the fashion and the set design of course
#literally getting inspired hehehe i have some heels in my serbian depop likes#roberto cavalli mules to be exact but literally wil buy them as a gift for myself after Something something#but yeah love the makeup the hair and the fashion and it’s fun don’t get e wrong#but the men are all so ugly like it doesn’t make any sense sorry also again sounding like a boring virgin or something#but do people really fack like that all the time damn neither me or my friends do so i’m like 🫨🫨🫨#what else… what’s even special about mr big. miranda should’ve been a lesbian. i like charlotte#also i watched few episodes with aqua bestie - we made cocktails and watched idk what season i wasnt rly paying attention but i started s1#yesterday night i’m at ep8 🙏#tt
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Me: writes my little fics
The troll contingent:
Anyway,
#I’ve never sent a negative anon and I’ve never hidden behind an anon account and I’m not about to start now#on one hand this is designed to get a reaction#but ignoring it in the past hasn’t made it stop has it?#and addressing it or saying something probably won’t make it stop either#and it’s not just me they gifted this to other two other authors too#but#anyway don’t send anyone anons over this mess#I don’t want that
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#I AM SO TIRED OF BEING IN SO MUCH PAIN#I am so grateful to be so capable of doing pt and rehabbing myself and slowwwwwly rebuilding health#I AM SO SICK OF MY STUPID LEFT LEG#I am so relieved to be getting enough energy to keep my joints and body moving#I AM SO TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO USE MY RIBCAGE EVENLY#it’s a blessing and a gift and an adventure getting to relearn having a body like I started to the first time around as a kid#I DON’T WANT TO RELEARN AND FIX AND HEAL ANY MORE OLD INJURIES#I’m speechless with awe that my body trusts me enough to hand me grief and terror and the dark hole of trapped misery to me to hold and heal#I HURT EVERY DAY SO MUCH OF THE TIME IN NO WAY THAT IS WORTH GETTING TREATMENT FOR ATM#I feel myself getting more in my body and able to control it and relearn tricks and dance every day/week/month#MY LUNGS FEEL LIKE THEY CAN NEVER BE MINE AVAIN#anyway things are fine I’ve just been doing this in my journal for weeks and decicded to ✨share the process✨ lol#trauma evolution#shh katie#personal#health
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birthday tomorrow……
#juuust in case you wanna send a cute lil dyke some money#im pretty excited.. me and rama don’t have anything special planned afaik aside from their lil gift that i don’t know anything abt yet#i’m probably gonna draaaaaw? i’m warming up for artfight a lil. and also trying to finish some refs BEFORE it starts this time#rama also prommied we’d slightly binge naddpod cuz i REALLY wanna get them to the frostwind chapter before i go home#cuz like. the frost dwarves are so funny#we just finished up the crick. god that arc is so good#i think it’s my favourite one still. especially now that i relistened to it#made me cry. again#arambles
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I feel like I liked yakuza 5 a lot more than most people for some reason
#like a lot of people seem to not like it or think it’s mid#idk man but it was one of the games I enjoyed most and I really liked the range of characters you get to play#love me a murder mystery too#idk I think people seem to not like how disjointed the plot is at first and trying to keep up with everyone’s seperate plot and characters#and etc. but I personally really liked how it was all disjointed and the further you get into the game / the more characters you play the#more shit starts coming together and forming a full picture#like don’t get me wrong it’s not perfect and I do have qualms with some. choices. (mostly having to do with majima and#mirei) but overall it’s one of the games I’ve enjoyed the most and that’s kept me interested in the plot the most#fantastic to get a more in-depth look at haruka and to get to really know her by playing her and seeing how she interacts with people and#choices she makes and etc. I don’t think she was a fully fleshed out character prior to that#loved her with all my heart already don’t get me wrong but she just didn’t have much time on screen especially as a teenager to fully get#her personality across and some of the issues she deals with (mommy issues. abandonment issues#etc).#and her and uncle akiyama are a very nice unexpected duo!!!#the different settings were fun too. overall I think the whole thing just felt like more of a streamlined story in a way with drastically#different viewpoints depending on the character#also shinada’s a gift. bless him#daigo feels three dimensional and emotionally present in a way I didn’t see much in other games- even when he’s literally a boss in 4. tbh#the only other time I think he feels really solid as a character is in fuckin dead souls. I think it’s cause it’s SO rare to see daigo in#non-serious situations or vulnerable with people on purpose. dead souls has the first thing and y5 has a bit of both#and I could complain more about how y6 SHOULD have made daigo more present instead of sending him to fuckin jail the whole time but. I do#get that that was kind of important to the plot. I mean to have that power vacuum. don’t think all three of them should’ve been put in jail#but I digress. anyway I got off topic point is I enjoyed yakuza 5 it is very unique in my opinion#y5#rambling#ALL THESE TAGS AND I FORGOT TO MENTION KIRYU BEING ANGSTY AND GAY AS HELL. THE BEST PART OF YAKUZA 5
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I crack ship Boothill and Aventurine bc I get a laugh outta Churin constantly sending BH credits via special means to avoid detection with the cringiest gooiest sappiest messages known to man to throw anybody off
And then it gets serious
#Churin (anonymous): Get yourself smth nice babygirl (sent 1000000 credits)#BH: I’m gonna get that muddle-fudger next time I see him-#✮┆ ( .ooc. );#//Churin just keeps sending money on a whim to support his little hitman’s IPC clowning#//BH is grateful but keeps thinking there’s a catch—ofc there is; Churin wants a friend!#//I love it getting to the point where BH goes Fudge this and actively starts demanding for more monies#//Hey; might as well drain the IPC’s funds while he’s getting this#//Churin anonymously pays for all his bar tabs; all his repairs and upgrades: bro feels so happy to take care of sb#//Doesnt even bat an eye; he just gets so happy to be made use of#//BH ironically calling Churin the Wifey/hubby/spouse at home if asked abt his funds#//Churin NEVER lets him live it down when he accidentally hears it over call#//But then gets all flustered when BH decides to play along and refer to him as such going forward#//If asked abt his spending; Churin might say it’s for a pet project of his or for his lil kitty cakes#//BH threatens to get his ass if Churin EVER refers to him as ‘kitten’ when he hears—Churin proceeds to use &make that his contact name lol#//Do like the idea of BH offering to pay him back and Churin refusing until he finally concedes and says BH has GOT to collect smth from#everywhere he goes and leave it somewhere for Churin to pick up. so he can have mementos#//BH at first getting anything then eventually tailoring it to what Churin likes after getting to know him some#//Churin keeps every single one and takes special care of each and every little gift#//Oh no#//I don’t think this is crack ship to me anymore ncndn
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had another weird (but kinda funny dream) and I want to document it again so that i don’t forget it
#essentially I was on holiday with my family and my bf family#but me and my mom FOR SOME REASON decided that no. we would drive our own plane for returning home. so my mom drove this plane.#as we approach to land my mom realised that she has never drove a plane before and therefore has ZERO idea on how to land it#so we get close to the ground but ofc we crash#my mom only ends up a little broken and I hurt my head and I go into a coma#basically this coma lasts 5 YEARS. YEAH. but I don’t age a day.#and when I come back the world seems so fun and much better from what i remember#my boyfriend then takes me around to meet everyone again and everyone is so happy to see me#they gift me tons of shit#and also the antimeridionalisti and the parents of one of them were there (wow so many cameos)#also my mom is now with pedro pascal and a bunch of a list celebs dine with us#then I was starting to speak Spanish with my mom and pedro because we were comparing it to Portuguese (my auntie is from there and so is her#family)#but then my mom woke me up at 7am beacuse I had my window open and she told me “time to study!!!!”#and nothing this was the dream. thank you for joining.#also I’ve never studied Spanish but I do know various sentences and words lol#randomly#dream
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Deeply considering letting my friendship with my best friend just die out lol
#snappy speaks#been lukewarm about her since June#spent some time not talking and when we talked again nothing improved#the girl doesn’t get me a birthday gift but then comes to my house to get high and leave okayyyyy#and she offers to go to a haunted house but just because her parents don’t want her to go with her new boyfriend and I would have been-#used as a cover story and she didn’t want to actually hang out but use me as a cover story#okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy#I’m content actually letting it die now#I’m putting no effort into this anymore#if SHE starts to act like a friend again then I would be happy but I’m not holding my breath#bestie applications are open lollllll
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