#//BH is grateful but keeps thinking there’s a catch—ofc there is; Churin wants a friend! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

intcrastra · 2 months ago

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I crack ship Boothill and Aventurine bc I get a laugh outta Churin constantly sending BH credits via special means to avoid detection with the cringiest gooiest sappiest messages known to man to throw anybody off

And then it gets serious

#Churin (anonymous): Get yourself smth nice babygirl (sent 1000000 credits)#BH: I’m gonna get that muddle-fudger next time I see him-#✮┆ ( .ooc. );#//Churin just keeps sending money on a whim to support his little hitman’s IPC clowning #//BH is grateful but keeps thinking there’s a catch—ofc there is; Churin wants a friend!#//I love it getting to the point where BH goes Fudge this and actively starts demanding for more monies #//Hey; might as well drain the IPC’s funds while he’s getting this #//Churin anonymously pays for all his bar tabs; all his repairs and upgrades: bro feels so happy to take care of sb #//Doesnt even bat an eye; he just gets so happy to be made use of #//BH ironically calling Churin the Wifey/hubby/spouse at home if asked abt his funds #//Churin NEVER lets him live it down when he accidentally hears it over call #//But then gets all flustered when BH decides to play along and refer to him as such going forward #//If asked abt his spending; Churin might say it’s for a pet project of his or for his lil kitty cakes #//BH threatens to get his ass if Churin EVER refers to him as ‘kitten’ when he hears—Churin proceeds to use &make that his contact name lol #//Do like the idea of BH offering to pay him back and Churin refusing until he finally concedes and says BH has GOT to collect smth from #everywhere he goes and leave it somewhere for Churin to pick up. so he can have mementos #//BH at first getting anything then eventually tailoring it to what Churin likes after getting to know him some #//Churin keeps every single one and takes special care of each and every little gift #//Oh no #//I don’t think this is crack ship to me anymore ncndn

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