#and does cocaine

[arsonistt]

shoutout to f/os who smoke. shoutout especially if it's real cigarettes/they chain smoke. shoutout even more so if they do hard drugs. and to those who do those drugs alongside their f/o, shoutout to yall.

[maxz-b]

isn't there a mean bone in all our bodies guys this is now part 14/???

[nopantscook]

HAS ANYBODY POINTED OUT HES LOOKING THROUGH LINDSEYS GET WELL CARDS???

[fawndollette]

serving black swan vibes, kate moss’s swan outfit for vogue 2000…🎀₊˚⊹ᰔ

[introspectivememories]

[muzsmocsing]

Luo Bing-ge, yelling at Shen Qingqiu : You have no business fucking around with me you disgusting depraved freak!

Luo Binghe: Don't speak t-

Luo Bing-ge: The slurs I want to call you haven't even been invented yet you bitchless baby loser.

[vero-niche]

so like. does the merge mark have to be at the sluttiest places or are they just. idk. really into anal

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

So we know what happens to John/(Yellow) when Arthur gets drunk but what do you think would happen if Arthur did recreational drugs

[simplydnp]

my show was in helsinki but im gonna be so honest. the thrusting was way less vigorous and plentiful than i expected (which is on me for spoiling the show to myself. but the descriptions of antwerp just set a very high bar)

(context)

i think this is a case of antwerp being the first show, rather than people exaggerating claims or anything. dnp hadn't performed it in front of a crowd of phannies yet, and i also imagine they were absolutely hyped up on adrenaline. so it led to a very,,, forward,,, show. cause people who went to antwerp & another show said it wasn't the same.

tangentially related: cannot believe we exist in the timeline where we can compare the amount of joint thrusting per show and not only be not lying about it but be both surprised and disappointed by the sheer amount involved

[stevesbabysittingservice]

oh to be slow dancing with joe keery 😵‍💫

[dollykiller]

[ask-jay-gatsby]

Can you drop a tutorial on how to lock the fuck in and get on that grind please. In dire need of assistance right now

POST: LONG ISLAND, NY. AUG 1922

Dear Old Sport,

If we're being entirely honest, there have been many occasions where I've dipped into the well of my own supply to, as you say, 'lock in'.

I don't mean anything voided by the Volstead Act, either.

Dope. Dope, old sport. I don't partake any longer, seeing as I now have something better to keep me up at night, but I recommend it in moderation.

Sincerely and emphatically,

Jay Gatsby

[talisverse]

Ok I have some explaining to do… this is imposter Jonathan Crane (inspired by the concept of imposter hatter). He was raised by his grandfather on their cow farm. His grandfather was also a pilot who flew a small biplane. One day, he went out for a flight and never came back. Jon convinced himself that he was abducted by aliens. Little green men were a special interest of his but this incident put a layer of fear over it. Jon grew up to become extremely paranoid and obsessed with finding the aliens that took his grandfather. He changed his name to “Jonathan Crane” out of paranoia after getting into conspiracy theories. It was a name he saw in the paper once

[poisonivydo1l]

[crestedpalls]

Happy day before new episode of LND!

[thedethklokmuse]

Rewatching older Simpsons episodes and honestly want to see a fan art of dr rockso and krusty the clown interacting.