#and didnt even flinch

[du-hjarta-skulblaka]

Extremely funny realisation that Little Bastard Child 100% intentionally tried to kick me in the balls last night and was visibly confused (and actually settled down a bit now I think about it) when I didn't react

Like. Pov you're very small and excited and destructive. A very large man keeps catching your feet when you try to kick the fire alarm so you go for his balls (something you have done before and recieved a Big Reaction) Except. This dude does not react in the slightest. He is in fact distracted talking to another person and just gently moves your foot away. What.

[dxdfish]

what happened to him

[jadecantcreate]

some more once upon a witchlight doodles ! theyre eating popsicles (and it ends…interestingly)

[dol-dee]

He's lucky he caught her on an off day

based on this scene that I recently got ingame. I couldn't get Dee's reaction out of my head :D

[itty-bitty-sunshine]

So, how would Vanny react seeing Perky alive and well, Right after stabbing them the other night.

Perkeo's been veeeeeeery careful about not getting badly hurt in front of people while working in the pizzaplex, that includes the weird furry that is not sneaky at all and bluntly carries a knife around (note: that does not equals to them not being one reckless stupid mf)

That said, when they found out about the correlation between Vanny and Vanessa, boy were they mad and wanted to mess with her

They let her land a hit — not a vital one, that would be annoying, just a scratch to their cheek or somewhere visible (then dipping right after because no, they are not dealing with this rn without a least a whole bag of sundrops on their system. Running was usually their go-to with her)

The next day Vanessa looked like she was about to lose her goddamn mind when she saw the skin perfectly healed and couldn't even find any video proof that anything happened (There was a signal blocker or whatever the name being used)

One time Vanessa did manage to hurt them more badly and they gaslit the shit out of her the day after

Either way my girlie was NOT having a good time while dealing with that blue haired twink, if glitchtrap didn't drive her insane dealing with Perkeo would for sure

Especially because that little menace was ruining all her plans somehow when it came to Moon and she had NO CLUE how because she ordered that bot to kill them like 50 different times and yet the next day they would offer her a coffee and the one time she went to look they were just throwing a virus-controlled Moon over their shoulder into a pile of pillows like he weighted nothing and that was one of the most disturbing views she had all day

[lightsout-lewis]

— via twitter

live slug reaction

[stew-chan]

I'm calling shenanigans on today's events

[coral-kryptic]

bdubs be really not denying the boyfriend allegations huh...

[midnight-ranger-general-jiyan]

I AGREE WITH THE ANON WHO MENTIONED LOSING THEIR PITY TO LINGYANG!! IF I LOST MY PITY TO ANY OTHER 5 STAR BUT YOU JIYAN WE ARE GONNA HAVE A FIERCE BATTLE IN BED!!!! 😇😇😇

"Why would the battle be on bed? That would be a disaster waiting to happen. The bed would easily break and that is unsafe." Jiyan was perplexed. "Plus, I do not want to fight unnecessarily. If you wish to train, we can do so but violence will not be necessary."

[daughterofsarenrae]

Friend came to visit me at work!! Incredibly chill gopher snake, let me carry him around to meet people and to move him further away from the museum. Isn't he beautiful

[lefrancha]

Three of my players (rogue, paladin, and barbarian) found themselves at the entrance of a brothel with a long line. They were on the hunt for some makeup, since their tiefling needed to disguise herself, and it was late so all shops were closed. Their best thought was "ah yes a brothel would definitely have make up".

After pulling out some silver tongued deceptions, posing as an important and rich noble who was accompanied by his two body guards, they managed their way to the front of the line.

"How much would the service cost for the three of us?" proudly asked the halfling rogue, the supposed nobleman.

"We do not charge with money here" clarified the half-elf receptionist.

"Excellent" celebrated the rogue.

"Since we are a new establishment and do not know the people here, please leave your weapons and armor at the door"

"Sure thing!" complied the three of them excitedly

AND THEY GAVE THEM EVERYTHING AND JUST WENT INSIDE. NOT A SINGLE RED FLAG WAS RAISED.

ZERO SURVIVAL INSTINCT.

HOW.

OF COURSE THE BROTHEL WAS FILLED WITH SUCCUBI AND THE ROGUE ENDED UP WITH A MARK OF PLEASURE ON THEIR PELVIS TAKING HALF HIS MAX HP AWAY.

[schrodingersjigsaw]

Something something Hoffman would never admit it but Amanda reminds him a little of his sister and when she dies it feels like he's losing another sister. yeah.

[alluralater]

idk who tf wrote me that insane dentist visit anon awhile ago but look- i went today and i kinda get it now. i kinda get it. she and i were talking about spy kids and old movies and silly things and then she’s doing my teeth. at one point i’m just relaxing, mouth open, and things have been silent for like 4 to 5 minutes probably. and then she goes, “just a little more, babe” and my brain completely shut off. she wanted me to turn my head a fraction of an inch to the left by touching my bottom lip okay and i did but like holy fuck. it was so wild the way she said it too, and she clearly caught herself off guard because you know how when you accidentally say something and then you’re like oh shit and the rest of the word is a LOT quieter?? that’s what happened. anywayssss my teeth are still amazing and that’s gonna live in my head rent free for the next 24hrs.

[libraryofzeglyth]

the way she just casually opens his shirt... 🫠🫠

(clip credit from bairdslove twitter and @zeglythofficial)

[gatheringkeepsakes]

i think it's really significant that Weiss's words we're the last we heard before Ruby - after nine volumes of repression - finally snapped.

[felixisfruity]

dude my family has GOT to acknowledge their problems. if you get into an argument and then pretend it never happened it‘s not making SHIT better. im so sick of this