#and denies it if asked

[plaidos]

ask game: send me a kink you assume i have and i'll confirm or deny it.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory asks Michael an important FNAF lore question..

[xpupslxtx]

a moment of appreciation for when they’re so hard their t dick starts twitching

[markantonys]

Nerdist interview

[anbaisai]

local octopus shot on sight

Bonus of said prefect:

[blushingbubbles]

!!!i made this! if u want to repost plss give credit🥺!!!

notes will close on 7/3/24 at 11:59pmmm, which is when my no-touch denial endsssss. i will finally be allowed to touch but i still wont be able to cummmmm sooooo make me stupid EDIT: it's been up for 35 minutes and i already have almost 34 hourssss of edginggg heeheh 1 hr: 62.75 hrs edgingggg heeheheheh

4 hrs: 97.75 hrs edginggg!!!! eeeeeee

[dustisus]

are the trojans under the impression that kevin has a crush on jeremy??

tsc p46

tgr p206

(because i am.)

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

No, I don’t think she knows. She’s too busy focusing on my love life (nonexistent love life). Stacy’s fine.

[shorthaltsjester]

when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.

[housecow]

Besides how hot getting huge is, I'm wondering what keeps you motivated? I try to consistently EAT but progress is so sloooow. Also, you're so fucking hot. You're seriously the definition of a fat fucking cow. How do you manage to not get worked up feeling all your fat wobbling with every little movement?

that’s the thing… it does get me all worked up 🫣 if i’m not totally focused on something else, all that’s on my mind is fat. in the best way.

i’m constantly aware of how my belly rests on my thighs, how it’ll inevitably push them apart and hang heavily between my legs.. every time i can’t reach something past my belly or tits, or i lose something in my cleavage, it turns me on, but…

that horniness turns immediately into an irresistible urge to eat. it’s all intertwined together and it’s why i’m so good at being a fatass tbh.

i don’t mind not getting off as long as i’m sure i’ll be even fatter the next day, so i spend my time eating. sometimes, i like to give myself goals—can’t cum until i’ve gained 5lbs, for example—and i LOVE letting that frustration build up. the hornier i get, the more i deny myself, the more i’m motivated to grow. plus.. 1000 calories of heavy cream/ice cream every day does a body good 🥰

[blacklegsanjienthusiast]

the scene in wano when sanji calls out for robin asking her to help him means so much to me. this is a man whose father looked him in the eyes when he was just a child asking for help when he was hurt and asked him “why should i?”, a man who had it ingrained in him that he didn’t deserve help and when he asked for it wouldn’t come, a lesson learnt the hard way in that dungeon. needing help is a sign of weakness and the last thing he was allowed to be was weak. sanji allowing himself to ask for help when he needs it really is a testimony to how far he has come, both since his childhood and since whole cake island. he knows it isn’t weak to ask for help and he knows, with absolute certainty, that when he calls his crew will answer. he goes from a child whose pleas were ignored to a man whose family will be there for him in a heartbeat. and on robins end, the fact that sanji trusts her so whole heartedly means so much to her and god they mean so much to me as a duo

[krysmcscience]

Let's see if I'm allowed to post things in the tags this time or if I'm once again doomed to limited exposure😒

I could resist the standard meme bandwagon, but adding my own spin on it? Nnnnnot so much. <:]

Let the crown sleep, you two

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike’s got that sopping wet cat boyfail rizz.

Mike either makes people love him or hate him instantly, there’s no in between

[bixels]

As cameras becomes more normalized (Sarah Bernhardt encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use cameras because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by manufacturing companies. I paint not because I want a painting but because I love the process of painting. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

if i have to explain to you that using a camera to take a picture is not the same as using generative ai to generate an image then you are a fucking moron.

[zivazivc]

my favorite barbie doll

[yandere-romanticaa]

Your relationship with Calcharo would be so low key that it would come to the point where you would not be even aware that you're together.

That's what the people around you think at least.

Everywhere you go, Calcharo will follow. Sometimes it's a lucky coincidence (and he totally did not personally hand pick a job in certain locations, goodness no!) or, he just flat out took some time for himself, took his hard earned cash and just. Decided to stick around for who knows how long. How are so many of your bills being paid all of a sudden? How come you've been getting a lot more free things as of late? And why are people avoiding you like the plague???

All you can do is stand there, confused on all of these strange outcomes as the imposing man stands behind you, like a dark shadow which tails your every single move. His tall figure, crossed arms and deadly glare have become all too common in your residential area.

Sometimes, if someone is brave enough, they'll comment on your guard dog boyfriend. "Tell him to relax." they'd say, their gaze laser focused on Calcharo as they start to ponder on whether or not they should just bolt in the opposite direction.

"Your boyfriend is terrifying!"

Hold on - boyfriend??? You had no boyfriend!

And everyone would just give you detailed descriptions of Calcharo but you would correct them in a heartbeat - no, he was not your boyfriend but that he was a sweetheart, despite his scary appearance.

... Many begged to differ but no one dared to inquire further.

Calcharo never bothered to correct or deny any of the things that were said about him. Deep down, he enjoyed being called your boyfriend.

Even if you weren't aware of the fact that you were dating yet.