#and denies it if asked

[plaidos]

ask game: send me a kink you assume i have and i'll confirm or deny it.

[askhumanperrytheplatypus]

No, I don’t think she knows. She’s too busy focusing on my love life (nonexistent love life). Stacy’s fine.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory asks Michael an important FNAF lore question..

[emacrow]

Are you a little young to be on a date?

Mary stood a bit excitedly, holding her purse. She finally got out of Gotham thanks to good behavior, good therapist sessions alongside Danny's support help motivate her.

She considered Batman to keep an eye on her to see if she slipped up, but the interrogation check-up about Danny and some sort of infinite realm tick her buttons considering danny be all by kind and honest to her.

He listen to her and respect her boundaries well enough. She didn't care if he the freaking infinite king, he can be king of cheese and she wouldn't care.

Mary fiddles her hands a bit, grabbing at a Needoh Squeeze stress relief toy to squeeze outta of anxiety given by Danny. His sister recommended him for her as a calming tool whenever she felt stressed or aggravated.

She was standing in front of a vintage yet kind of modern old fashion cozy restaurant that would fit the late 1980s in the part of Gotham not too often touch by crime.

Mary was wearing a casual blue blouse and brown bermuda that actually fit her size thanks to a recommendation by Danny for an online site named the Spirital Seamstress.

She didn't cry a bucket of tears when she tried on each and every clothes, shoes, and accessories that fit her just right in her rundown apartment a week or two with Danny and his exotic much older friends named Sam and Tucker as her audience commented on how she brighten those clothes up.

Sam brought her gift of a small exotic succulent that was a graptopetalum that didn't need much water but enough bright light and to let the soil dry out before water again.

Tucker the ever business typing on his egyptian cased design phone, gave her the official Fenton protection phone along with an offering to security her apartment down in exchange for anything danny does embarrassing on their da- which Danny elbow him hard in ribs.

Mary can see the great friendship between the three as she held the offered phone case.

Then there was his cousin-niece, she was thinking half sister who had similar but not quite bad as her immunities suck but at least she didn't inherit the gof awful gene to look way younger then she was and ruin ev-

Mary shook her head a bit to not get too lost in her thoughts as she saw danny rushing over to her, a bouquet of marigold, baby breaths, hydrangeas, eustoma flower, sunflower windflower, peruvian lily, and daisies that look comedically large in his hand.

He was wearing a thermal shirt and blue Jean with black and red shoes that looked lovely if he hadn't minorly splashed by random car speeding by a moment ago.

Mary couldn't help the giddy smile creeping up on her like a ghost with her heart beating faster than a bullet train, as two misfits like them.

A 30 year old women who looks like a 12 year old little girl and a 36 year old man who looks like a 14 year old preteen on their first date together.

Her first official date and his first in a long while.

When the waiter asked, "Aren't you two a bit young to be on a date?" Mary and Danny couldn't stop the bubbling laugh from them.

Part 1 here <-

[xpupslxtx]

a moment of appreciation for when they’re so hard their t dick starts twitching

[markantonys]

Nerdist interview

[anbaisai]

local octopus shot on sight

Bonus of said prefect:

[dustisus]

are the trojans under the impression that kevin has a crush on jeremy??

tsc p46

tgr p206

(because i am.)

[shorthaltsjester]

when people think delilah just completely takes over and laudna has no control. when people think jester is just an uwu child who has been manipulated by every man she’s met. when people think vex is an empty husk of daddy issues without her brother by her side. when people think fjord is an arrogant asshole who doesn’t pay attention to the party around him. when people think scanlan saying that vox machina doesn’t care about him is an accurate assessment.

[housecow]

Besides how hot getting huge is, I'm wondering what keeps you motivated? I try to consistently EAT but progress is so sloooow. Also, you're so fucking hot. You're seriously the definition of a fat fucking cow. How do you manage to not get worked up feeling all your fat wobbling with every little movement?

that’s the thing… it does get me all worked up 🫣 if i’m not totally focused on something else, all that’s on my mind is fat. in the best way.

i’m constantly aware of how my belly rests on my thighs, how it’ll inevitably push them apart and hang heavily between my legs.. every time i can’t reach something past my belly or tits, or i lose something in my cleavage, it turns me on, but…

that horniness turns immediately into an irresistible urge to eat. it’s all intertwined together and it’s why i’m so good at being a fatass tbh.

i don’t mind not getting off as long as i’m sure i’ll be even fatter the next day, so i spend my time eating. sometimes, i like to give myself goals—can’t cum until i’ve gained 5lbs, for example—and i LOVE letting that frustration build up. the hornier i get, the more i deny myself, the more i’m motivated to grow. plus.. 1000 calories of heavy cream/ice cream every day does a body good 🥰

[plaidos]

Somno?

uh no of course not. that shit is so boring it makes me wanna just *uyaaaaawwwnn* [falls asleep so vulnerabke wuith bigs boobs]

[blacklegsanjienthusiast]

the scene in wano when sanji calls out for robin asking her to help him means so much to me. this is a man whose father looked him in the eyes when he was just a child asking for help when he was hurt and asked him “why should i?”, a man who had it ingrained in him that he didn’t deserve help and when he asked for it wouldn’t come, a lesson learnt the hard way in that dungeon. needing help is a sign of weakness and the last thing he was allowed to be was weak. sanji allowing himself to ask for help when he needs it really is a testimony to how far he has come, both since his childhood and since whole cake island. he knows it isn’t weak to ask for help and he knows, with absolute certainty, that when he calls his crew will answer. he goes from a child whose pleas were ignored to a man whose family will be there for him in a heartbeat. and on robins end, the fact that sanji trusts her so whole heartedly means so much to her and god they mean so much to me as a duo

[chloesimaginationthings]

Mike’s got that sopping wet cat boyfail rizz.

Mike either makes people love him or hate him instantly, there’s no in between

[krysmcscience]

Let's see if I'm allowed to post things in the tags this time or if I'm once again doomed to limited exposure😒

I could resist the standard meme bandwagon, but adding my own spin on it? Nnnnnot so much. <:]

Let the crown sleep, you two

[bixels]

As cameras becomes more normalized (Sarah Bernhardt encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use cameras because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by manufacturing companies. I paint not because I want a painting but because I love the process of painting. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.

if i have to explain to you that using a camera to take a picture is not the same as using generative ai to generate an image then you are a fucking moron.

[zivazivc]

my favorite barbie doll