#and dad in rat

[haveihitanerve]

Ok so we all know the headcannon of Gregor calling ripred dad at some moment and it’s all like sweet and everything 

But imagine they’re having like game night or smth or ripred just cut a rat in half with his tail and Gregor stops, looks him dead in the eye and goes

"what the fuck [ripreds name but in rat]”

and ripred fucking loses it.

[mrjeremyman]

RAT DAD GHOST!!! HE HAS MANY RATS THEY’RE HIS FAMILY!!!

Phillip: absolute trouble maker, will escape and will cause chaos. Has to be separated from the group sometimes because he will start fights.

Gregory: Polite and gentle young lad, loves his berries. Ghost tends to let first time rat handlers hold him first to get a feel as Gregory isn’t fussy.

Ivo: Most skittish but over all nice. Never bites, will go bald soon.

Toms: most energetic and curious rat, is usually the one scrapping with Phillip. Fussy eater, might bite of feeling moody. But on a good day, very happy to get pets and to be held. Might run away if too excited.

I love them. So much.

[waokevale]

Ratau raises baby lamb au (Prequel) 👍

I got bored of fluff and humor and I'm making up for it with angst and bittersweetness.

[poppitron360]

I love the Lost Trio bc you’ve got Piper, who grew up with immense wealth and fame and could have everything she ever wanted, Jason, who was revered for his parentage, looked up to and respected as a leader and even raised aloft on a golden shield and proclaimed Praetor, and then you’ve got Leo, who lived under a bridge and had to fight off racoons for leftovers in dumpsters.

[yaolmao]

WHERE’S THEIR HAPPY ENDING??

[smolestboop]

the scene where emily snuck into corvo's room because she couldnt sleep and has nightmares....(pans to me on the floor sobbing)

[rabiesram]

dad flinky dad flinky

[sweeneydino]

Don’t fuck with the rat dad.

Template and og

[livwritesstuff]

I have to imagine that, by necessity, Steve and Eddie’s parenting method includes a healthy amount of dishonesty, especially when their kids are teenagers.

Like, I’m picturing– 

Moe: You’re telling me you never smoked when you were a teenager?

Eddie: Nope. Never. Not even once.

*LATER*

Steve: You fucking hypocrite

Eddie: What, you want me to tell our sixteen-year-old that when I was her age I was dealing ketamine and hotwiring cars while stoned out of my fucking mind?

Eddie: Might I remind you there’s a vault of information our children don’t know about you, Mister Keg King

Steve: Watch your mouth

[socksandbuttons]

what would the beans think about baby nexus

No room for baby. Get rid of the whole Baby.

Just be very glad Solar Flare is around.

[hasello]

more Franklin shenanigans!

I saw that cover and I just had to lmao (I loved that book as a kid tho)

Also, here is how Raph broke his arm.

[constantfragmentation]

IDC, Young Silco was a big-nosed, hottie nerd rebel.

Look at that super thick, luscious hair. Chiseled features. Deep-set, bedroom eyes. Graceful in every movement. Yet bandaged up, so you know he got up close and personal with shit.

There's no way in hell he wasn't gett'n it.

[novasteri]

Hey guys it's Lamb's dad!!!

[o-vera-nalyzing]

my biggest aftg head canon is that andrew is just a silly little guy—like his meds didn’t change his personality he was just more easily distractable and had less of a filter so all the stupid little jokes he made are his own

[crownedcrowrow]

Hello and welcome to Crow slowly trying to teach themself to draw more regularly after not drawing for a few months because of school

Here have babies

And I'll throw in some rat dad while I'm here

Now I slither back into my cave

[revelisms]

These two don't do well in rain 🐀