#and and absolute UNIT

[ohmyangelofthursdays]

she

[littlematchagirlll]

you know what, fuck joe biden. fuck joe biden. i am so deeply enraged tonight. thousands of palestinians have been murdered in a genocide funded by US tax dollars, and his administration thinks it's a good time to post memes?? most young people i know are living paycheck to paycheck (or debt to debt), and they think they can appeal to us by posting goddamn memes? at least one hundred people were killed in rafah due to an israeli air strike during the superbowl, and biden posts a dark brandon meme? what the absolute fuck? over twelve thousand children have been murdered in cold blood by the israeli military, funded by the united states, funded by my goddamn taxes, and biden tweets about seats on airplanes? i can't afford to buy meat, but thank god part of my paycheck is being spent on bombing children. i am ashamed i voted for him. if i ever met the man, i would spit on him. i would throw both my shoes at him. i am disgusted and angry. god fucking damnit

[bisonrimant]

Mood

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 261

“So is no one going to talk about the eldritch space child or…” 

“I mean, do you want to get between a child and Batman? I think the only one who could even get close right now is Superman…” 

“No you’re right, I think- oh my god the eldritch space child is playing with batman’s bat-ears and he’s not doing anything about it what the fuck I thought only Robins could get away with that-” 

[pandadrake]

Miles thinks they found a variant.

Edit: follow-up

[jenfoundabug]

Is a chonk. Probably the chonkiest nanner I've ever seen 🍌

(banana slug in Northern California redwood forest)

[collectorcookie]

Does enstumblr even know about the giant subaru

[wetsocksinbed]

being a non-American waking up to see everyone talking about baby executions and illegal transgender alien surgery, and how maybe perchance there might be a concept of a plan

[geopsych]

Graceful countryside with absolute unit.

[vickysaurus]

Whales! I know this is kicking in an open door but folks, they are really fucking big

[expelliarmus]

[starving-shartist]

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare (2024) - Alan Ritchson as Anders Lassen

[bisonrimant]

New capybara just dropped

[probablyanalienindisguise]

I contracted a plague again thus am just sending random doodles I've done and just haven't posted yet

My secret (I enjoy using cat cuddling photos for references)

[hiamabbass]

Dead people are dead. Danvers... No, there’s no heaven, there’s no hell, there’s no ghosts fucking beyond. There’s nobody out there just waiting for us, watching us.

TRUE DETECTIVE: NIGHT COUNTRY (2024) Dir. Issa López

[silent-lily]

Shadow who knows fuck-all about how to hedgehog properly (only small bits from books) because he spent most of his time around humans and thus socializes more like a human.

Shadow who can't purr like all hedgehogs do because his vocal cords are a tad different (cuz alien genes) but who can actually produce a mean alien-ish growl.

Shadow whose teeth and claws are too sharp and whose quills are too tough to be like ones of a normal hedgehog.

Shadow who has heightened senses of smell and hearing and perfect eyesight, but most of the food tastes like slightly-flavored cardboard for him.

Shadow who isn't nocturnal but also not diurnal - he just sleeps whenever he's too exhausted to function.

The Ultimate Life Form but a very weird, fucked-up hedgehog.