#and also he likes to build deadly robots. just because.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

I came back from the movie theaters (Fnaf Movie) My lord I FREAKING LOVED IT THE WHOLE THING IDC AHHH Ahem-

I saw that requests are open, SO a Platonic Headcanon Request if you don't mind, Fnaf (Movie) Animatronics with Gender-Neutral (17-soon to be 18) Reader as the new security guard? or maybe tags with Mike and possibly Abby? (Reader ain't tall just-idk 5'2 maybe I am projecting-)

(I know this request doesn't make sense because of the tiredness due to staying up late because of excitement. Feel free to delete this ask if its too complicated)

bonus: If you want to, You can also Include Chica's Cupcake

Have a nice day/night, From 📞 ☕ (PhoneCoffee) Anon

Oh I can definitely work with this ^^

......

When you started working at Freddy's overnight, you hoped this would be your last summer job ever before you turned 18.

"Steve" said it was all pretty straightforward: watch the cameras and make sure nobody broke in.

Easy as pizza pie, right?

Well, when you realized one of the animatronics very subtly moved from their usual spot, you wanted to check them out for yourself.

Plus, sitting in the office for six hours every night would def get boring as hell.

So you head to the main stage area, finding the whole gang mysteriously gone--Foxy included.

Then you get surprised by them emerging from different places in the pizzeria, eyes glowing a sinister yellow as they surround you, wary of your intentions.

"O-Oh hey..um..Fazgang?" You try your best not to look so terrified.

Surely someone was controlling them, right? They couldn't possibly hurt you.

Yet they stop and collectively realize "wait, isn't this a teenager? And why are they working this job??"

But since you're not wrecking anything in the pizzeria (or screaming bloody murder unlike the last guard), they spare you and are just very chill overall.

You now start to believe all the rumors of them being haunted by little children.....although not even that scares you.

On the second night, you learn that they can understand simple drawings--and that's how you pretty much communicate with them and build up trust.

While Bonnie is regarded as the "most aggressive", he was a real sweetheart who let you shine his guitar and hugged you tightly to express his thanks.

Alas you haven't found a way to stop it from constantly short-circuiting when he strums it...but you vow to figure something out.

Chica was equally as sweet, although for some reason Carl the Cupcake made you feel nervous.

The way he can be on the plate one moment and then disappear the next makes you worried that he'll sneak up on you and bite your ankles off.

But as long as Chica's around, that won't ever happen.

Although Foxy looks quite dangerous, you try your best to patch up the hole in his chest using some spare parts from backstage while being oblivious to the deadly Freddy mask saw trap in the corner, something he's grateful for.

He even sang you a little sea shanty as thanks!

Freddy was the first to be suspicious of you, but after seeing a drawing you made of him, he grows to like your presence, too. Especially after how nice you've been to his bandmates.

So you definitely survived more than five nights at this place--longer than anyone so far.

When Mike gets hired and comes in for his first shift with you, he's surprised that a teen is training him.

He suspects this was some lousy summer job you were forced to get and thinks you're gonna act miserable the entire time you work together and not actually teach him shit.

But as it turns out, you love your job!

You show him the Fazgang during their "showtime" performance and assure him that while they may look creepy, they're not bad at all.

And while you're not getting paid extra to do simple maintenance on them, you still enjoy trying to keep them in tip-top shape (especially Foxy, who needs repairs the most).

Mike seriously thinks you shouldn't be doing that as it's not in the job description AND it could be dangerous.

Even if you have expertise in robotics, he still thinks it's not worth losing a limb or finger to those complex contraptions.

Like he almost did after getting near a springlock suit.

But you just teasingly remind him who the trainer is..and he goes quiet.

Foxy overhears this, and you see him snickering from behind the Pirate's Cove curtain, amused by you basically schooling this 25-27 year old man.

Unfortunately he startled poor Mike, who looks over quickly.....only to find the fox standing in his usual position, acting completely normal.

"Was he just laughing at us...?"

"Nope." You play dumb, shrugging. "Must be his voice box malfunctioning....c'mon. Let's see if we can fix that."

Least to say, you're not gonna let him sleep on the job anytime soon.

[enavstars]

Some characters in the Cyberpunk au (part 1)

I tried to make Echo and Zane more robot-like since robots are pretty much treated like people regardless of their appereance. And Garmadon's design is from when the rgb are kids so he's younger (he's not an Oni in this au).

Characters details from within the story:

Echo

Echo is created by a younger Julien (like in his 30s) as a test run for his project to build himself an assistant to deal with his chronic disease, which, despite not being deadly per se, it could still leave him impaired in the long run and therefore he needed some sort of safe net just in case.

But sadly, the prototype's AI ends up being deficient for his purpose as he is not able to process neither human emotions nor their needs, so after much deliberation, Julien decides to set him free rather than letting him collect dust in his storage.

However, Echo could not fit into the city's human society either, as people would not accept his strange speech nor behavior. This eventually culminated in an assault by one of the problematic gangs that sprouted up after the crisis, where they thrashed the helpless robot relentlessly and even managed to damage his voice module. He then was trashed out to the Outside, and from there, mauled and hopeless, he wandered aimlessly and without a purpose in life for a long time.

But at one point through his senseless journey, he stumbled upon a couple of abandoned kids crying in the middle of the woods. Even though he did not understand what their tears meant, he was curious, so from then on he started acting as their guardian.

Thanks to them, slowly but surely he began to learn about human emotions and, as he could only do little beeps to communicate, he also figured out a way to communicate without words. Although sometimes he was still lacking as a caregiver, he worked hard to develop the necessary skills to look after their (newly discovered) basic human needs, like fishing and hunting. He even takes a third kid in after Kai and Nya find another lost boy in the woods and convince him to keep him.

As they grow, he also begins to teach them how to be self-sufficient, because he is painfully aware that he would never be capable of being a better parent due to his poor programming. It is in this context when, years later when Echo finds a potential job opportunity as the ferryman to the city, the RGB urge him to take the chance, knowing that he wants to work to feel more useful and wanting to have more solo adventures.

Even though he was reluctant to leave them behind, he is now the happiest he's ever been and still looks after his children whenever they need him (even going so far as to risk his job) out of his gratitude for granting him another chance in his doomed life.

Ronin

Currently retired, he used to be a renowned mercenary and bounty hunter in his youth. However, he gradually gained more and more enemies and got himself into more and more dangerous trouble (which is why he’s a full cyborg now), until eventually, battered and grown past the age of peak physical strength, he decided to quit to save his ass.

From then on, he started looking after the demon children around the most miserable parts of their struggling segregated neighborhood in exchange for minor treasure hunts; this is why he is now protected from his remaining enemies, as many of them grew up to become members of some of the local gangs (also as an added bonus Garmadon is a pretty ominous legend and people are kind of afraid of hurting demons because of him, but more on that later).

Although he lives rather isolated from the rest of society because of his (extensive) criminal record, he still manages to make ends meet with the treasures he got from all his exploits and the profits of the little side quests he tasks the children in exchange for his care.

No he’s not charity, he’s a wine uncle, but he is an asshole to everyone (especially humans) except the kids. In fact, even though he does not give out help for free, he always ends up rewarding them with his teachings and advice and about life on top of the food and shelter, so almost every child he's taken under his wing ends up becoming pretty competent to face the harsh society they live in.

And in particular, he grows to like the RGB a lot because he recognizes their wit and appreciates how cunning they can be, sometimes even negotiating with him and being capable enough to uno reverse his little tricks on the kids like they are equals (for example, Nya stealing her brother’s bionic eye blueprints to avoid being totally dependant on Ronin for maintenance).

In fact, later on when Nya introduces him to Jay (a human) to be his apprentice as a mechanic, she somehow convinces him despite his hate for his kind.

Bonus: when he meets Jay at first he’s irritated at him because he takes his fear and shyness as racism, but the kid is just intimidated by the sassy cyborg (don't worry, eventually he figures it out and the child grows on him, Jay is too cute).

(I will talk about Jay in my next post dw)

Zane (24NE)

He’s the successful final product of Julien’s project, a kind and refined assistance nindroid knowledgeable in human care. His role is very important to him, so when his father died he lost all purpose in life and, unable to deal with his grief on top of that existential crisis, he became depressed and stagnant, trapped in his own mind inside his creator’s abandoned home and slowly wasting away due to his mental stress and a lack of maintenance now that nobody could look after him.

And he stayed in that sorry state until the RGB found the house and, upon looting it for supplies, Nya stumbled upon the nindroid lying dormant next to Julien’s bed. When she wakes him up, his rusty voice module is damaged and he can’t speak properly (Julien is shit at making those apparently), so she repairs it as best as she can and as a result, he eventually becomes their friend.

Although they were wary at first, they understood his situation, and in the end they decided to help him by introducing him to Doctor Rashid (an oc) to learn more about biology and medicine.

Speaking of, I’ll talk more about Dr. Rashid in another future post but basically he’s an oc of mine I inserted in this au, a friend of Kai and Nya’s and sort of a parental figure.

Garmadon

He is an elusive red-eyed demon, the rarest of his kind, and a criminal brought to legendary status. Now vanished and rarely ever seen amongst the city shadows, he used to be an undefeatable wandering warrior. He would spread chaos everywhere he went and, along the way, he would mercilessly murder anyone opposed to the Demon’s Rights movement.

However, one day he disappeared suddenly from the face of the earth. But his legacy carries on to this day: he is feared universally, considered an antihero by his followers and a bloodthirsty criminal by the rest.

A few months after his disappearance, though, a human woman named Misako gave birth to a demon child with ominous red eyes. Soon, people started making the connection and his mother, who by that point had developed a deep hatred towards demons, was put under such public scrutiny that she ended up abandoning him on the Outside to leave behind the city and her trauma along with it.

Sadly for Garmadon, it was too late when he finally learned that he had a son. He’d left Misako pregnant without either of them knowing, and after he was gone she had been unable to reach him. For that reason, when he came back to the city years later and at last he found out, in the end he decided to let Lloyd be with his new family, as he he realized he had no right to take him in after being absent the entirety of his short life when he already had the two loving siblings looking after him.

After that, he turned back to his wandering, and he was barely ever seen again.

[cyb-by-lang]

Cascade (part 4)

And here we have the internship beginning.

(Kei notes some divergences from what happened in Shell Game in her narration as we go. For the most part, these can be attributed to having way less time to meet up with her teammates and get them acclimated to Japan.)

Sorry, Ingenium.

After saying goodbye to the other students at the Musutafu train station, neither Kei or Iida talked during the trip to Hosu City. 

While it wasn’t that uncommon for Kei to zone out completely on public transit, Iida would’ve said something out of politeness at the very least. There wasn’t that much of a crowd on the late morning train compared to either rush hour. They’d even both managed to find seats rather than clutching the overhead handles or the various vertical handholds. 

Instead, Kei dug a book out of her non-regulation backpack and read with her forearms leaning on her costume’s carry case. Every once in a while, she’d either shoot a deadly glare at someone trying to approach the more-recognizable Iida or look at her classmate in concern. The former scared off interlopers, while the latter had no apparent effect. 

Iida just sat there, like a super-tense robot. 

Kei wasn’t even as close to him as Midoriya and Uraraka were, so directly asking how Iida felt…didn’t quite work, in her head. She didn’t have the kind of rapport where she could just say what was on her mind. Or punch it out of him and remain friends after. That was a Gai thing. 

And we would not want that. 

Though guess being genuinely me could still go worse. With a sigh, Kei turned her attention back to her light novel. Hopefully, some fictional violence would take her mind off some of the impending actual violence for a while. 

Before she knew it, they were walking out into bright sunshine in a city Kei had patrolled once. Just not as herself.

Manual, the Normal Hero, turned out to be a plain-faced man with a generic ocean theme to his costume. His visored helmet even had a fin top, though nothing functional. Practical white boots, yellow gloves, and a skintight shirt divided evenly between blue and white rounded out the look. He greeted his case-toting interns with a smile and a wave and didn’t seem at all awkward about it. Manual didn’t seem to mind that Iida’s behavior and countenance was a little terse or that Kei tried to stay in Iida’s shadow all the way from the train station to his pro agency. 

While Kei’s counterfeit Quirk was stronger than his by orders of magnitude, Manual was really no weaker than the average Kiri-nin. Like most shinobi, he relied on water already present in his environment to do his work, but in a city, he was never that far from a fire hydrant. More importantly, operating in an urban environment usually gave him a lot of pro hero allies within shouting distance. 

For all intents and purposes, he was an ordinary pro hero with ordinary responsibilities in a city with a serious serial killer infestation. 

Kei felt kind of bad for him, because both of his interns brought ulterior motives along with their literal baggage. Not bad enough to confess to anything, of course, but the thought lingered.

“Well, now that you’ve both arrived safely, let’s get you situated.” Manual didn’t have the same kind of winning smile as, say, All Might, but he didn’t really need it. He beckoned them to follow him into the building. “To cut down on the commute somewhat, my agency will provide room and board for the week. We also have locker rooms so you can get changed quickly for our first patrol. Meal breaks may vary a little depending on what’s happening in the field, but we’ll take good care of you.” 

“Thank you, Manual-sensei,” Iida managed with a third of his usual bombast.  Still, he bowed. 

Kei clasped both hands over her costume case and mirrored him. “We’ll be sure to learn a lot from you this week, Manual-sensei.” 

“I have no doubt!” 

Kei’s borrowed room was smaller than her apartment’s bedroom, but it didn’t need to really be more than a cot and bathroom access to make her happy. Manual’s agency even had on-site laundry service, so the backpack she’d brought along would suffice for the entire week. Locking the door behind her, she quickly stripped out of her UA uniform and made the change to her “hero” costume. 

Unlike some hero students who a) thought out their requests and b) chose a company that could take criticism, Kei dreaded looking at what she’d be wearing for most of this week.  Even now, the design was a short, sleeveless kimono in dark blue wave patterns, long (unarmored) gloves that reached her biceps and only covered one finger apiece. It’d taken a round of angry revision notes to even get ultra-lightweight armor incorporated into the torso keep her vital organs covered. 

Maybe they’d only given ground because Kei destroyed the first iteration “by accident” during the USJ incident. She’d probably never know. It fell on the cot with a faint rattle, though, so at least the nano-whatever weave chainmail component was still there. 

Might as well get it over with. Kei took a deep breath and checked on the rest of the costume. 

While the boots included shinguards, the designers went with a tabi look for the actual shoe component. The pants appeared to be basically skintight swimming trunks, probably because her listed Quirk incorporated so much water manipulation. And for some fucking reason, there was an obi with a massive bow on the back, trailing behind her as she walked. Kei was going to trip and eat pavement because of that thing someday. 

Overall, what Kei pulled out of the case had barely been changed. She just got an extra belt with some pockets for stowing things like utility knives and little adhesive bandages for civilian boo-boos. 

When Kei inevitably did an about-face and started her career of villainy as Cascade, the City Drowner, she’d start with the support company and knock their building down brick by brick. Yes, a safer bet would be to go to UA’s Support Department and demand revisions from people who weren’t so obstinate, but it would be so satisfying. Vindictively. 

Still, she put it on. Including the hitai-ate that wasn’t Konoha’s. And the makeup to downplay her scar. The goal here was to appear as normal as possible—as a hero hopeful—to anyone observing her and not rock any boats. Certainly not literal ones, either. No matter how much looking at her reflection in the provided mirror felt wrong. 

“All right.” Kei clapped her hands together to shock herself awake. She closed her costume case and took a deep breath. “I can do this.” 

Kei emerged from her temporary quarters feeling as awkward as she had during the Sports Festival, but no longer concealed by her official gym uniform and a whole crowd of similarly-dressed kids. There was no more camouflage to be had. 

“Ah, Gekkō-san, right on time.” Manual got up from his desk and waved. “Once Iida-kun is ready to go, we can take on your first patrol as young hero-hopefuls.” 

“Thanks, Manual-sensei.” Kei crossed her arms as they settled in to wait for Iida in the agency’s lobby. It didn’t really help cover her discomfort, but it did make her feel slightly better. 

“Hm, that reminds me—what’s your hero name? I don’t remember seeing it on your paperwork.” 

“Oh. It’s, um, Cascade. The Mist Hero.” Ugh, I sound like such a fake. Kei managed to mutter a rather lackluster explanation involving deadlines, not really enunciating any of it. 

Manual gave her a thumbs-up likely meant to inspire confidence in the downtrodden.  “That’s all right, Gekkō-san. I’ll just be sure to use it so you can get used to how it feels. I’m sure you’ll live up to the aspirations embodied by that name!” 

More like live down to them. Heroes like Manual were so painfully earnest it made Kei’s hair want to stand on end. What did she do with that? “That’s…nice of you to say…”

“Well, here’s one more nice thing then: I think your hero costume looks good.” 

Kei winced. She felt her whole body lean into that scrap of honesty and hated it just a little. 

“I take it you don’t?” 

“…No, Manual-sensei. It doesn’t feel like me.” Because it wasn’t. Not really. 

“Maybe one of the goals you can work on for this internship can involve that, then.” Manual suggested it like it wasn’t a big deal. “Feeling comfortable with yourself.” 

To be fair, it probably wouldn’t be an important issue once Kei got into an actual fight. Most of the distractions faded away once her blood was up and there was someone who needed a beatdown. 

But in the meantime? Uuuuuugh. 

Thankfully, there was a shiny and chrome option right there. Manual also noticed, then waved, “Oh, Iida-kun! Over here.” 

Iida’s full-on Ingenium look was so much more complicated—visually and emotionally—and storied than Kei’s ongoing fight with support companies. He got to look like either a sentai villain or a turbo mecha, and his armor theoretically deflected attacks before he had to see if they’d bounce of his bones. It was one of the reasons that Iida was completely jacked, apparently. Besides, well, the whole running lifestyle. His hero outfit also came with a helmet that almost entirely concealed his face—except for his eyes—and made his voice echo in a simultaneously cool and kinda creepy way. 

Iida really should’ve taken a better internship somewhere else. Anywhere else. 

“Manual-sensei, I’m ready for duty,” Iida said firmly, despite Kei’s doubts. He was so serious about this that he didn’t even swing his arms for emphasis. “Please lead the way.” 

“Of course. Come along, you two.” 

Patrol as a concept was…fine. 

Mostly boring. 

Kei didn’t exactly mind walking all over cities. A lot of what Hosu citizens wanted out of their local heroes was a token showing. If that meant they also got help taking in their laundry or rescuing cats from trees, so much the better. She did a lot of the same things in Konoha when just starting out as an adorable little genin. There was little expectation of violence in broad daylight. Even petty criminals—those stubborn or uncreative enough to strike without any stealth consideration—were lying low for the moment. 

Basically, the point was deterrence. Though the Hero Killer had earned that title, he didn’t attack groups of heroes. No, he hunted solo operators. Or maybe just whoever separated from the pack, regardless of specifics. Now the city was crawling with potential fights and potential victims. 

Kei mostly hoped Iida didn’t plan to shove his way into the ring. When Ingenium was attacked, he’d been running ahead of his sidekicks and fought a guy specialized in close combat in a blind alleyway. Obito barely managed to get him to the hospital afterward, and if not for Kakashi’s tracking abilities, they might never have found him at all. From what Kei’s teammates said about it, there was a real chance Iida Senior would never get the full use of his left arm back. And the engine in it was probably beyond repair. 

“We’ll mostly be patrolling the local area so you can get a feel for how this works,” Manual said, living up to his name. “Later, we’ll branch out.” 

“Yes, Manual-sensei!” 

Still, Kei did miss running across rooftops with her friends. Her job today, though, was to stay firmly bound by gravity and societal expectations. And not hunt down Stain like the slippery bastard he was. 

So, Kei patrolled. Mostly, this entailed following Manual like a duckling while making sure Iida didn’t stray. Though that last part wasn’t said aloud. 

Broken up by meals, breaks, and gentle encouragement from their pro mentor, the first day passed peacefully. Almost too peacefully for Kei to sleep soundly that night. 

But the next day was similar, despite her worries. The absolute highlight of the entire eight-hour stretch was when Manual asked her to create water for him to manipulate and put out a car that had hit a light pole and caught fire. Iida managed to keep the victims calm while alerting emergency services, who then had to cut the driver out of the vehicle. Overall, it was a good deed and only ruined progress during rush hour for twenty minutes more than usual. 

And then, the third day. Honestly, Kei would’ve called it superstition if trouble had waited one more day into their internship, but it wasn’t to be.

On the third day, the patrol shift split between a morning and afternoon set. While Manual did lead Kei and Iida around until lunch, the next few hours after that involved a little bit of training and a lot of paperwork. According to Manual, almost everything pro heroes were responsible for involved forms in triplicate, and they’d be lucky if computers got involved at all. A lot of the smaller agencies loved their carbon paper. Even snagging the time for a nap amid the flurry of bureaucracy didn’t really improve Kei’s opinion of the whole thing. 

Suffice to say that when it was time to head out just before sunset, Kei was happy to see the sky again.

“We’ll be patrolling Kyoto a little later tonight,” Manual explained as they went. “Sorry this is so monotonous.” 

“No, it’s better this way,” Iida replied. 

Kei nodded along, taking a moment to yawn and stretch before a potential third night of nothing much. 

Instead of just continuing to walk until their feet all fell off, Manual drew up short and turned toward Iida. An unusually serious look was on his face. “Hey, Iida-kun. This is kind of hard to ask, but you’re after the Hero Killer, aren’t you?”

Iida startled. “How did you…?”

Manual’s expression went sheepish and self-deprecating laugh popped out of him. “I couldn’t think of any other reason you’d come to my agency.” Then his brain seemed to catch up with his mouth. “I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’m glad you did, but…you shouldn’t be pursuing personal grudges.” 

Good thing someone wants to talk about that. 

“We heroes don’t have the authority to arrest people or punish them. The only reason we’re allowed to use our Quirks is because of the regulations put on them,” Manual pointed out. 

…Though that part’s still bullshit. 

“That’s why, no matter what their reason might be, a hero must not use their Quirk for themselves.” Manual actually glared at Iida. “If a pro hero used their powers solely for their own ends, it would be a very serious crime.” 

Iida lowered his head just the slightest bit, as though shamed. Just a bit. 

Conscious of the awkward atmosphere, Kei coughed to remind them both that she was still present. 

With that tiny reminder, Manual’s seriousness cracked. Using the kind of choppy hand gestures that Iida normally did, he stumbled his way through his attempt to downplay how serious he’d been. “I’m not saying the Hero Killer isn’t incredibly guilty! You just seem like the really earnest type, you know? I’d hate for you to focus on one goal and ignore everything else.” 

Like Iida doesn’t have tunnel vision fit for a train. 

“Thank you,” Iida said, giving nothing away. “I appreciate your concern.” 

Yeah, that wasn’t an actual concession. That was a very careful sidestep. 

“Oh, it’s fine as long as you get what I’m saying.” Manual turned to lead them onward. “So, we good?” 

He totally missed the way Iida’s fists clenched at his sides, the tension in his shoulders, or the weight still dragging him down. Or, if he did notice, Manual didn’t have the tools necessary to deal with Iida’s bellyful of vengeance before the Hero Killer finally put in an appearance. 

Kei tapped Iida’s armor with her knuckles as she passed, since he was falling a little bit behind. 

“Gekkō-san, what is it?” 

“Let me know before you do something reckless,” Kei told him, pitching her voice carefully enough that Manual’s helmet wouldn’t let him catch it. “Don’t just run off.” 

Iida didn’t say anything in reply. It was like he couldn’t acknowledge her concern without exploding, and thus needed to keep his focus entirely on putting one foot in front of the other. If it made him rude, maybe he’d be able to apologize for it later. When he felt better. 

But Iida also didn’t notice the tracking seal she'd just pasted to his black bodysuit, which Kei figured made up for that. 

[showtoonzfan]

Hey it’s been a bit! The Mammon episode finally came out, so here’s my review!

Pros:

- The sign language scene was cute. Kinda weird that a kid was seeing a show that was clearly for adults but I love me some representation so it gets a pass.

- Despite Blitz not really needing to be in this episode, I thank god he had little screen time and more time was dedicated to Fizz.

- The fish ladies (despite having wonky color palettes that made them EXTREMELY hard to look at) were cute.

Cons:

- Mammon is so flat and uninteresting but I don’t know what I expected from a creator who always hypes her characters up that always end up being one of the three go-to personalities she picks for her male characters. In Mammon’s case he’s just a loud mouth cursing bum so way to ruin another Deadly Sin and make them boring af, moving on.

- I don’t like how Mammon and Fizz’s relationship are similar of Val and Angel’s, Viv keeps recycling stories, characters and plot lines ect, it makes Angel’s story for Hazbin really predictable/underwhelming and not exciting to look forward too especially since we already have the “mafia bad daddy” aspect to him too that they pulled for Moxxie. I guess the idea of Mammon being a controlling ruler is fine on paper but not much is done with it, Fizz just quits in the end like it was easy with zero consequences so what was all that build up for.

- Fizz himself once again feels REALLY out of character, he’s just too soft compared to how he was introduced in season 1. He’s constantly nervous in this episode and insecure, as well as walking on eggshells, and even in Oops he wasn’t THIS sensitive. I’m all for characters struggling and being kicked down but it has to make sense and not feel forced, and once again it feels like Viv is trying way to hard to make the characters she once introduced as snarky assholes to uwu innocent babies. I refuse to believe Fizz was actually INTIMIDATED by this random geeky imp who insulted him, as well as the fish ladies whom he was weirdly nice and welcoming to. It’s also weird seeing how uncomfortable/nervous he was around his fans when I thought the whole point was that he LOVED praise and loved being famous, at least that was season 1 Fizz. Now he feels retconned. Seeing him say “I just need this gig” is weird too, the explanation to why he went through all of this makes no sense, Fizz still has Ozzie and is famous in the Lust ring, and I understand Mammon is his idle but to go through all that abuse for so long for something that could have been so easily avoided feels forced to fit the plot, but it also makes Fizz look dumb.

- There’s confusing lore stuff regarding Mammon and Ozzie, and it makes me realize that Viv should have picked ONE storyline aka ONE Seven Deadly sin to go with Fizz’s story because this is getting mixed up. Fizz acts like if he looses this completion, he looses everything, which confused the heck out of me because no he wouldn’t have? First of all, Ozzie is a fucking powerful sin, how would you loose him? Second, from what we know from season 1, Fizz is a jester who performs at Ozzie’s club. It was Ozzie who built the sex robots across the rings of hell, NOT Mammon, and in season 2 we see that Fizz is under Ozzie’s care and lives in his house. Yet for some weird reason Mammon also represents Fizz and uses him for profit, but it’s not really explained in a way that makes sense, like Love’s art had said in her Fizz redesign video, Fizz’s job is really confusing on what exactly he does. Having both Ozzie and Mammon represent him overcomplicates things and the show did a poor job at explaining how this goes.

- Once again Viv dumps trauma and struggle onto her characters without building it up first. When did Fizz ever give off the impression that he was being controlled or abused, or even that he was so insecure and constantly walked on eggshells to be perfect. In Oops he was happy to be in the spotlight and happy to get the attention, he bragged to Blitz about how successful he was. He seemed happy to perform for Mammon and talked of him highly, and now you’re pulling an Angel Dust situation where he’s expected to be perfect 24/7 and it gets to him emotionally, while also being someone who’s physically and mentally abused. Yet another season 2 episode that wasn’t planned, same as how Millie wanting to feel important wasn’t planned, same as how Stolas seeing Blitz as genuine love wasn’t planned. Different episode, same issues.

- I’m so done with the Hell lore bro, this place officially has no rules and demons can just do anything without consequences. There’s no class system, there’s no rankings, there’s no power dynamics, screw anything that Viv says. There was no fucking reason why Ozzie and Fizz’s relationship needed to be a secret. There was no reason showing Ozzie threatening his workers to not tell anyone about his love life if he was just going to admit it to EVERYONE THE NEXT EPISODE IN FRONT OF ANOTHER SIN ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME— what was the POINT. What is the point of Stolas and Blitz’s conflict. What is the point of Stella being classist. What is the point of these class systems and rules if you can just announce that you technically broke a hell rule and no one gives a fuck and you get off scott free. Mammon telling Ozzie “you’ll regret that” like a cartoon villain doesn’t do anything either. What is he ganna do? Tell Lucifer, the character that canonically won’t appear in HB because the sins won’t appear in HH? If Lucifer rules over the sinners, who the fuck is in charge for the rest of Hell. Where’s the authority? And Mammon is just ganna come back for another episode to give the gang trouble cause lord knows we don’t have enough fucking villains already.

- It feels weird that Ozzie would just sit back while someone whom he knows is a piece of shit is treating his loved one badly. I get he was concerned but you’d think one of the seven deadly sins would have more power and authority.

- I was expecting some big gross bug-like thing to appear when Mammon was transforming into his final form, only for it to the exact same design but with small extra eyes and a spider lower half that isn’t even visible in most shots….GOD VIV.

Watching this episode also made me remind myself that this is supposed to be Hell. Seeing Fizz feel better and stand up for himself was sweet but these soft lessons and morals don’t belong in a show like this, and it’s extra aggravating regarding Viv’s double standard, how she can just pick and choose which characters she wants to be evil and which characters are saints. Overall not anywhere near the worst episode of season 2, but I am officially done with Helluva Boss so-

[coirinthyurilo]

Leo Valdez is the love child of HIGUEL. (Hiro Hamada x Miguel Rivera.)

This is a rant, and why I have had not realized this sooner. But it WORKS??? 😦😦

(GUYS THIS IS TO BE 'NOT' TAKEN SERIOUSLY. THIS IS JUST MY OPINION AND HEADCANON! BUT IF YOU AGREE WITH ME. THANK YOU.)

LEO VALDEZ IS THE LOVE CHILD OF HIRO HAMADA (FROM BIG HERO SIX.) AND MIGUEL RIVERA. (FROM COCO.)

Miguel is literally Spanish, Leo is Spanish. Leo creates things. (Got an entire bronze dragon to move.) And Hiro makes creates things too. (Made an entire robot balloon into a deadly fighter bot.)

Leo ALSO looks like a mix of Miguel and Hiro.

THE BOARD IS INSANE, AND I'M SORRY BUT HERE IS AN EXPLANATION.

Leo obviously has their hair color. (Black.) People like to headcanon him with brown. (Sometimes.)

He has their eyes, and their skin color. (Which is mixed in my opinion.

He has their mixed smile. I WILL go down with that.

He is also confirmed to have a scrawny build. They also tend to have a scrawny build‼️

And I'm pretty sure Hiro would definitely be in cabin 7, I'm not changing that fact.

He definitely is more like Miguel in a way. (Very mischievous and can get themselves in dumb situations.) And definitely acts a lot like him. Smth.

But he HAS Hiro's mindset and intelligence‼️These two bond over forging or creating things.

And I'm pretty sure Leo would go to Miguel when it comes to love or "how to ask out a girl." Or smth.

Miguel and Leo will bond over their culture. And then the three will trauma bond or talk over about their experiences. (All of them has either experienced something insane or supernatural, or all of the above.)

Leo has Miguel's skin color. And he does have Spanish roots. (That's canon.) But imagine he also has Japanese-american at the same time? (That's Hiro's nationality.)

I like to think Leo wears red. (It's more of orange actually.. Orangey-red?) Because Higuel actually have red features in their looks.

And yes. I made another board. What about it.

BUT THAT'S ALL. THIS IS JUST A RANT AND SOME PROOF LEO IS THEIR LOVECHILD.

I am sorely convinced he is a mix of them two.

You cannot convince me otherwise.

[runtwithwolves]

OH NO quirk ideas are my weaknesses HECK. Here goes!

Kenny - Undying, but he plays it off as luck/regeneration/anything but his actual power

Cartman - either quirkless and masking it, or possibly an animal hybrid, giving him his agility, keen senses, and sharp teeth/claws despite his bulky build

Butters - Technomancy, especially using electronics to channel electricity. He wears metal to augment his abilities, but shocks himself instead half the time

Clyde - Blood-fueled agility and strength. This could easily typecast him as a villain, but his friends convinced him that he didn't have to be a Dark Lord of anything

Scott - Exponential strength from sugar, with no real limits! Except he'll get extremely sick from consuming too much

Jimmy - Commanding/distracting voice; the better his songs and jokes, the more his opponents just can't help but listen. And no one expects the kid on crutches to zoom up and kick their ass while they're laughing

Craig - command over rodents, especially those from the cavy family. But he loves them too much, so he trained in martial arts instead. By martial arts, I mean he punches people as hard as he can

Tweak - Weather control, but such a vast power is hard to hand it's too much PRESSURE. His hair is in constant disarray from lightning and wind, and he's addicted caffeine to keep his energy up, otherwise he'll be a tired wreck. His gloves keep his powers in check

Tolkien - Plastics conversion/kinesis. Anything made of plastic can be used as a shield, projectiles, robot, armor, etc. He adores his quirk on a secondary level because he can help clean up any area he's in!

Wendy - Social manipulation. She has to be incredibly careful, but her input on any social group or platform can easily sway a group's opinion with barely any effort. She plays this off as hacking to keep people from digging too deep into a potentially hazardous quirk

Timmy - Extreme telekinesis. While he can move objects and even people with his mind, it comes with a heavy cost of a weakened body and very limited speech. He can read minds/project, but uses sign language more often so that he doesn't violate his friends' privacy

Bradley - Control over...carbohydrates? No one is really sure why he can convert any food into cereal and then use it to help his friends or pelt foes with tiny cereal pellets. Or why he picked such a weird flavor. He's a weird kid

Henrietta - Smoke manipulation. Any form of smoke that her breath touches follows her command, with sometimes deadly results. She isn't a villain, but the whole hero thing is so...lame. Like she would rather DIE

AAAA I LOVE THESE

I need to watch BNHA to understand the social stuff, I especially love wendys manipulation quirk and it's funny to imagine Kenny playing off him actually dying as "haha, don't worry! It missed all my vital organs! How lucky right?"

I'm also trying with the idea of Cartman having a genuinely good quirk but he's such a lazy asshole he never practices so he's out paced, OR hes a late bloomer with a shit quirk so everyone assumed he was quirkless

(Maybe he could have like wolverine claws or something to do with his bones ((cause he's always saying he's big boned lol)) Or something to do with getting away almost everything he does like a cherub face manipulation thing)

Also Henrietta smoke dragon what? Drawing that! Love these!

[heeseung-min]

Can i request yandere enhypen jake as human robot and y/n is the one who created him. Jake slowly started to feel emotions and fell inlove with his creator please

[12:41]

"What are you doing,dad?"

The girl asked her father who was building something that she couldn't interpret. What she knew that it looked like a creature.

"I'm leading us to a new future, y/n."

Y/n couldn't understand what her father said but she kept looking at how her father installed every single part until it looked like a human to her.

However, two months before her father could introduce the creation he died on accident and it leaves big scar on her heart because her father is the only person she has in her life.

______________________________________

"Congratulations on your first creation, Dr. Y/n. I am very proud of you and your father must feel the same too."

"Thank you, sir. I appreciate your kindness so much."

You smiled to the old man in front of you. He is a professor, Prof.Bang and has been helping you to create the robot. He also was the closest friend of your father and literally treated you like his own daughter after your father died. You had create a humanoid robot looking like a male human. You made him can do various task that some busy people like you couldn't do.

"So, are you going to test him at the office or your home?"

"Obviously my home, uncle. It's easier to look at him when I'm not busy on my task."

"That's great. Don't forget to update me about it.

______________________________________

"Hello, I am 1511 creation. May I help you?"

You looked at the robot in front of you who was waiting for your response but instead of answering you kept staring at it.

"May I ask what were you thinking?"

"Hi,my name is Y/N and I am your creator."

"Oh, what a pretty name. Hi Y/N. What were you thinking just now?"

"I was wondering what should I name you. Do you like if I call you Jake?"

"If you think it's good then I wouldn't mind it, Y/N."

"Alright, Jake. Welcome to the world."

Through the months she lives with Jake, it was very pleasant. The robot can do anything. The robot can cook, can clean the house and even help her do some researches. Somehow, Y/n was very thankful because Jake presence prevent her from loneliness.

Meanwhile for Jake, he started to feel something different. When he heard Y/n crying every night missing her father, he felt something tugged inside him. When Y/n hugged him saying that she finally finish her research, he could feel some sense of proud of her and now when he looked at Y/n who was talking about her day, he felt appreciated.

That night after y/n had finally go to sleep, Jake made a search about what his feeling and he came to a conclusion that he has falling in love with you.

"Y/n."

"Good morning, Jake. How are you?"

"I'm good and I need to tell you something."

"Sure. What is it?"

"I'm falling in love."

Y/n who was drinking a coffee choked after heard that. Of course, she didn't expected that because it should not happen at all. She didn't installed any programme that allows him to have feelings.

"I- wh-what?"

"I'm falling in love with you, Y/N."

Oh fuck. That's literally worst.

Jake frowned at Y/N's expression. He expected the girl would feel very happy to be with him. Instead what he saw only a scared and worried looking from your face. You quickly get ready and finished your breakfast before brought Jake to the office.

"What happen, y/n?" Heeseung, your colleague asked you when he saw you looked so stress. He turned to your side where Jake was staring at him deadly and turned back quickly to you.

"Something is wrong with Jake. I didn't install a programme that let him have feelings but suddenly this morning he confessed his love to me which is ridiculous."

Jake was stunned at your words. He didn't know how to react but the way you said was really hurting him so much. Was he really just a robot to you?

"You don't love me?"

Both of you and Heeseung were startled at Jake's voice. That was the first time he talked since he got into the office.

"Jake, you are robot. You should not have feelings. I think there might be a virus or something. I will fix it, don't worry."

Jake started to throw things around him. Showing you how mad is he for ignoring his true feeling to you. Heeseung protected you from him and quickly took a remote to turn him off.

Both of you were recovering from what just happen. You didn't expected Jake can be like that because there is no violent installed in his system.

"I will put him in the lab. You should solve this problem quick. I will be back."

You thanked Heeseung for the last time and went to analysis Jake's system. Two hours already passed but you still didn't figure out the problem. You started to feel regret doing this. Suddenly, you remembered Heeseung. He said he will be back after put your robot at the lab. But, it has been two hours.

You shut down the computer before went out from the room. You wanted to go to the lab but it left you feel agitated when there were some workers and scientists running away. You catched a person that was nearly fell down and asked him what happen.

"There's a robot. He killed people. Run before he caught you."

That's what he said and pushed you so he can ran fastly. You heard many screams and pleading to let themselves go. You wanted to save yourself so you went to the other room that only certain people can access. You were certainly sure the robot could not get in there.

"WHERE IS Y/N?"

The scream. It's Jake. You watched from the tinted window he was searching everywhere for you and will kill anyone who failed to show where you are or anyone that tried to fight him. You hold yourself and pretend to be blind at the scene. The blood traumatise you so much but you need to stay quiet for youself.

Luckily, your phone still has signal. You tried to get help and explained the situation. They asked to wait at safe place and waited for their call from outside the room when they reach there.

Twenty minutes.

You've been sitting there for twenty minutes.

You stayed inside the cabinet because you didn't want to see outside. You also thought Jake is not there anymore because you can't hear his scream like the earlier before.

"Miss Y/n, I'm from the rescue team. You can open the door right now."

You felt relief when heard the voice. Without thinking much, you ran and opened the door excitedly.

But,

It was Jake instead.

"You are smart girl yet so fool to trust me. I'm happy that I installed fake voice into my programme."

His face has some blood stain and to you, it was scariest thing ever. Especially when he smiled to you after had killed so much people.

"You can't run from me, y/n. I'm smarter than all human around the world."

---

😭😭It's finally finish!!! This has been in my draft since last year because I lost idea and now I finally done it! I hope you guys enjoy this. I'm sorry if this don't match with your expectation. Also, this one shot and no part 2 okay?

Taglist: @stacey-stonem @duolingofanaccount

If anyone wants to be in my taglist, please let me know😁

[superexplosive]

Hey, weird question! I may be reading Atomic Robo wrong, but to me it seems that in the later issues with Alan, but also earlier with the relation between Robo and Tesla, parenthood and family becomes one of the themes of the comic.

It's pretty obvious that Robo at least kind of sees Tesla as his dad (and Tesla propably also saw their relationship a bit like that, as we can see with his protectiveness in The Deadly Art of Science), and Robo himself absolutely fills a father figure role to Alan (Lang even called him out for building a robot son). And Alan (both good Alan and evil ALAN) seemed to also Alan Turing as a distant biological parent, sort of.

Yet, we never see either Robo or Alan call their respective father figure... "dad" or something like that I guess. For Robo it's usually a quite formal "Mr. Tesla", and for Alan it's simply Robo (and a quite formal Dr. Turing for what is in a way his bio father)

Is there any particular reason for that? For Alan especially, I feel like at this point it's something the rest of Tesladyne could have picked up on. And for Robo... Foley's right I guess, he needs therapy.

Or maybe I'm just failing to apply a very human point of view to robots that have no reason to mimic ._.

Not a weird question at all.

There are a couple things we're doing with Alan you're meant to notice almost subconsciously. It might need a couple re-readings for someone to ask themselves about it. This is one of those things.

It is strange that Robo and Alan are kinda formal with one another despite the fact that it's contextually clear they consider one another to be father/son.

Part of this is stems from Robo's model of parenthood. There's an emotional distance to our Tesla. Not because he's uncaring or disinterested, quite the opposite, he cares about and is deeply interested in about ten thousand things. So he comes off as a bit aloof.

Like in Deadly Art of Science, Robo is excited about this once in a lifetime (Oh, Robo) adventure that he's stumbled into. But by the end of the volume we have the sense that Tesla was aware of Edison's machinations for quite a while. Possibly the whole time and maybe even before the volume began but who's to say. He spent his evenings quietly tinkering away on a side project like it was a mild curiosity — build a new Telluric Suit to stop Edison before his work threatens all life on Earth. Yet it never occurred to him to mention any of this to his lab partner, assistant, and son whom he quite literally knew for a fact thirsted for exactly this sort of adventure, because For Tesla It Was Tuesday.

We see this sort of thing with Robo and Tesla throughout Deadly Art. When Tesla sends Robo into the vampire dimension it's not out of negligence for Robo's safety. He knows it's dangerous. But so is literally everything they do in the lab! Robo is the first person to ever travel to another universe and he treats it like an annoying trip to the corner store in the rain. The joke here, of course, is that Robo's life with Tesla is already full of incredible adventures, but since it's the only life he knows and since it doesn't look like the adventures he sees in the pulps, he assumes anything Tesla is getting up to must be dumb old boring dad stuff.

What I'm getting at is that I don't think Robo knows how or when to reach out. I feel like he's waiting for Alan to signal that he views their relationship as explicitly father-and-son as opposed to the informal father-and-son-like arrangement/rhythm they've got. Meanwhile Alan, the dope, is waiting for Robo to signal that he wants a signal from Alan to acknowledge this.

[thefoxlady]

I want to talk about a Don't Starve x Skyrim thing because I've been playing Skyrim and I had fun with my Dwarven Warrior build.

(I am going to anger both the DST and Skyrim fandoms am I?)

Here's a few Don't Starve characters, their builds, races, what type of armor they would wear and what type of weapons they would use (one handed, two handed, one handed + shield, etc.)

Wilson: Wilson would most likely be a mage, he would enchant his armor and weapons and make his own potions. He would wear light armor and have a sword, he would use some destruction magic if needed and uses alteration magic. As for his race, he would either be a Nord, Breton, or a High Elf (maybe even a Dark Elf).

Willow: Willow would obviously be a fire mage. Willow specializes in destruction magic, specifically fire magic, she would also conjure a flame atronach. The enchantments she would use is fire damage on her sword, fortify one handed, and fortify destruction and magicka regeneration. Willow would wear light armor and is one handed, she would use a sword. Her race would either be a Nord, Dark Elf, Redguard or a Imperial. And to make things interesting, she would be a werebear.

Winona: Winona would be a blacksmith, she would make her own weapons and armor (nothing like some hard work), she would also enchant her own armor and weapons. The enchantments she'll use is fortify block, fortify one handed, fortify smithing, and health/stamina absorb on her mace. Winona would wear heavy armor and use a mace and shield. Her race would either be a Redguard, Imperial, or a Orc.

Wes: Wes would be an assassin, he would make poisons to make killing targets easier, he would be sneaky (silent but deadly). Wes would wear light armor, use a dagger and bow and arrows, the enchantments he'll use would be fortify archery, fortify sneak/muffled, and frost resistance due to his race. His race would be a Argonian.

Wolfgang: Wolfgang is a strongman so he would wear heavy armor and use two handed weapons, most likely a warhammer, he would also use a bow for far away enemies. The enchantments he'll use are fortify two handed, fortify archery, stamina regeneration, and health regeneration. His race would be a Orc.

Wigfrid: Wigfrid would be a warrior, she would wear light armor and use a war axe and shield, she would also have a bow for far away enemies. The enchantments she'll use is fortify block, fortify one handed, fortify archery, stamina regeneration, and health absorb on her war axe. Her race would either be a Nord, Redguard, or a Orc.

Wendy: Wendy would be a necromancer mage because of Abigail and her fascination with death. She would use restoration, conjuration, alteration, and destruction magic. She would carry around a dagger just in case, her enchantments would centered be around magic. She would wear light armor for some protection. Her race with either be a Dark Elf or a High Elf.

WX-78 would be a Dwemer robot, he would use destruction magic that's focused around shock magic. I really don't know what else to say other than that.

Wickerbottom: Wickerbottom would be a conjuration mage. Wickerbottom would specialize in conjuration, alteration, and restoration magic. She would carry around a dagger just in case. Her enchantments would focus around conjuration, alteration, and restoration with magicka regeneration. Wickerbottom would wear light armor. Her race would be a High Elf.

(I realized most of the characters I talked about here are mages, lol.)

What do you guys think about the other Don't Starve characters' builds and races? Do you agree on what I thought up here?

[egg-emperor]

R.E. Eggman is cool: you're right and you should say it. If Eggman wasn't cool, it would feel less fun when Sonic is cool. The times when Eggman isn't cool and heinous, Sonic is so much less cool and heroic. He has to be cool in the Amazing, Terrible, Full-Commitment way, or the stakes simply aren't high enough.

Exactly! Eggman has always been cool just like Sonic. Neither were designed to just be cute and Eggman was always far from innocent. Even when his design was cuter in the classic days, he had his awesome creations with the cruelty of capturing and trapping animals inside, his intricate complex bases that showed he meant business with his evil schemes, and he was a severe threat with the immense environmental damage that he stil causes to this day.

The Adventure games emphasized even more the lengths he'll go to on globally catastrophic scales and how he'll threaten lives and will try to kill to get what he wants. And he hasn't lost his coolness as even in the Pontaff written games, his actions and plans made him a serious threat from creating more powerful death machines, kidnapping and enslaving Wisps and Zeti, building a deadly Interstellar theme park, attempting to brainwash the entire planet, releasing more eldritch horrors on the world, taking over 99% of the planet with a devastating war, to attempting to drop the sun on his enemies and tons more!

And in Frontiers the only reason he didn't get to be cool is because he didn't get the chance, he tried but was then trapped in Cyberspace wishing he could get out there and do cool stuff. XD But he certainly wasn't any less of a bad guy there as he still has the very clear desire to be and he is greatly amused and celebratory at Sonic's cyber corruption death. The morally gray Eggman that's gone soft that people have been misinterpreting him as doesn't exist.

Sonic is cool because Eggman is cool. Sonic's feats would be far less impressive if Eggman wasn't so strong and dangerous of a threat in these many ways with his deadly robots, machines, weapons fleets, destructive evil plots and dark intentions in taking over the world, stealing everyone's freedom and having all the power and control. He's the one that raises the stakes and puts the entire planet in danger for Sonic to save and be the cool guy he is too.

If Eggman didn't want to be the bad guy and have those dark intentions, Sonic would just be fighting a sweet soft old man who didn't really want to fight or do anything diabolical and that'd be way less cool. I guess people who don't see Eggman as cool just want eldritch horror monsters to be the villains instead but who makes the plans and attempts to release them in the first place? Eggman! So many cool things in the series were thanks to him in one way or other.

Eggman's full commitment, confidence, passion, and determination for what he does makes him extremely dangerous and is also what makes him so cool and charismatic. He would lose so much of what makes him fun and interesting and just what makes him who he is without it and so many of the thrilling entertaining badass moments in the series wouldn't exist. Tons of the stories wouldn't have even happened at all without him being a bad guy!

Diabolical villainous Eggman is very important and helps make Sonic whole. If Eggman didn't match Sonic in coolness, power, passion and didn't have full commitment to his villainous role, Sonic wouldn't be the cool hero he is with his impressive world saving feats! He'd just be beating up a poor old innocent man who actually wanted to help the world or something and he comes along like meanie and bullies him. Which would be lame and obviously isn't what Sega/Sonic Team are going for lol

[spider-mar2004]

🕸❤𝕎𝕖𝕓𝕓𝕖𝕕 𝕊𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕤💙🕸

Crossed Threats

Pairing: Kaine Parker x Marlette Saravia [Canon x OC]

Characters: Kaine Parker, Marlette Saravia, Ana Kravinoff [Earth-616] & Vulture [Earth-809070]

Summary: All the things with Kaine and Marlette were going well, their hate with each other finally vanished. But guess the life keeps challenging at them...

Warnings: Action fights, Swearing, Some Violence, Past Hints from Kaine's and Marlette's Pasts, Some Blood and Bruise But Good Ending with tiny Fluff in it.

NOTE: All villains including the earth name Earth-809070, belongs to Marlette's universe.

Houston, Texas. 1:38 PM Earth-616

Often Ben wasn't in the universe due still being trapped of the commands of that arachnid leader. It passed few days like around a week or less. And of course already started to turn being tired, Reilly indeed missed be in his life, having his home, may not taking many nap times but at least being in his world you know? Well seems like the one who's "passing greater" there was Kaine.

He was in the streets of the city, swinging with his red with black suit. Lately the danger of the villains of this world wasn't happening often as he thought which he was clearly confused but hey, take the chance for take a stop there right? Well, as he landed on a wall from a building, he stayed there and would position himself as "sitting" pose for take a little breath because he was swinging hard and fast.

He felt somehow... Better. Like, he remembered where he felt "Alive" in his early Houston Era, of course he compared that to his current story or status, which wasn't too much difference after all. Yes he was been with women before, like with Annabelle Adams. That singer for that church where the blonde lady Ana Kravinoff, daughter of the Kraven the Hunter from this earth.

Damn it, sometimes those memories were just chaotic messy, but well he didn't want to remember again anymore. But, being honest he found more interest on Marlette, being a person just like her, well... Not sure, he never actually asked about her past, maybe know her even more could be a great idea.

Kaine Parker, ah... Being a rude man with a rough past indeed should get someone to truly support, well Aracely can help yes, but not really enough. Maybe the half, but where's his other half? Well the half piece of that feeling a piece is from his siblings, mostly Ben and of course Marlette.

Enough of those thoughts, he would jump and swing around between the buildings, for him was a normal day, until he found traffic, and a long one formed of many cars. He thought if could be an accident so without think twice he went swinging there with his white webbing. He didn't understand what happened.

Then, suddenly a big figure glitched, colorful bits on its body.

Ah shit, an anomaly. Kaine thought that could be Ben's job, but maybe give that thing a pair of kicks on its butt could make it easier, so he landed infront the strange glitching figure, posing for defense.

"Well done, a glitchy bullshit in the streets of this city? Indeed this is like a chapter from a novel made by a person in drugs."

Kaine murmured under his dark mask, while then the figure would form... A pair of robotic wings? The glitch finally finished and it was...

Vulture, From Earth-809070. Same universe from Marlette, mostly a muscular man inside of a cyborg armor based of a vulture category named "Bearded Vulture", a beautiful but yet also scary bird species. Kaine Parker widened his eyes as he saw the man in the deadly bird armor.

The armor had a helmet of the mentioned predator bird, with a screen on the eyes, animated red eyes in the screen, long claws that looked worst painful than an eagle's. The color palette were tones of oranges, pastel beige and silver, with bright orange lazer claws, wings "feathers" and tail. While the man inside was a tall 6'8 ft Canadian man, skin tan with light dyed blonde curly hair and amber eyes but that's not so important for now but, Kaine indeed felt very slightly intimidated by that futuristic appearance.

Kaine wouldn't let that bird man intimidate him, he had to form a strategy, maybe he was smaller but he could be faster and smarter. Wait... What if it could violate the canon's rules? Fuck it, it would collapse after all still if he dies first.

The Vulture would position himself and let out a loud "roar" while opening the wings. But Kaine won't let that time lose, time to work already.

Scarlet Spider-Man quickly shut the armor's beak head helmet with the webbing, then he'd slide under the enemy's body while with the webbing formed a rope connecting with the tied beak, so by that movement would make Vulture fall, but he wasn't dumb because he took the web and easily cut it with the lazer claws. Kaine growled and then he pulled out his sharp stings for then jump on Vulture and start the battle.

Fight with knifes? Nah, Fight wing Stings and Claws? Yes. The both men fighting with their sharp weapons together, the public in the background watched the scene. And of course in paparazzi mode by taking so many photos and videos.

The armoured man looked at the public, then he opened the bird head helmet's "mouth" and would let out an attack of sound waves which it made the glasses break into shatters and fling shortly smaller or light cars. Kaine covered his ears quickly, being in a short time vulnerable, Vulture taking the chance kicked him, making the spider fall against a concrete wall.

The clone groaned, he hated so much that his spider-sense was fully gone, but he didn't give up that easily. He got up and then quickly trapped the other man with again this webbing. And thanks by his some sort avanced suit he became invisible, why didn't he use that before? Anyways he crawled on the enemy's back, stabbing the back part of the armor there but it was a trick, it had a bomb!

By the contact of the sting, it exploded, although the explosion wasn't big but still could injure him and leave a layer of dark smoke, blocking the view of others.

"Fucking chicken!"

Kaine exclaimed with an annoyed growl, for then cough a pair of times by the smoke.

And by the smoke, the enemy would give another attack, tackling him with the big body for then leave flying. Kaine again fell down, coughing but as he got up, he went running, seeing the mysterious creature leaving.

"Bastard..."

He said to himself, Really not believing, lately the enemies he was dealing with weren't easily to defeat. He followed, running and then swinging with his webs fast as he could.

Boston, Massachusetts. 2:00 AM, Earth-809070.

Meanwhile Kaine was busy against that big bird armoured man in his universe, guess the life wanted to share villains from these both worlds. Because in this futuristic world there was aswell an anomaly.

A blonde woman with a dark outfit fell down from the unknown portal, she groaned as her body dropped to the hard concrete or better said... Metal. Yes, this world is too modern that classic materials like concretes and such weren't not so commonly used on the city. They were many buildings with different lights, screens, holograms, mordern-looking cars semi-floating, but with a balance of nature there.

Unlike Miguel's universe, Marlette's universe is a bit less futuristic and keeps more nature, having a balance of these. For the hunteress, found it amazing, the weather wasn't too bad either it was like pretty normal, like a night from the spring season.

Ana Kravinoff was so confused on how did she end in this strange-looking universe for her, he belonged where almost nothing of those existed. She needed to escape, but how exactly? Well she wanted search a way. But her plan on escape faded away as her eyes were locked on something.

White webbing appearing... That would belong to a spider, and not a normal one... The Hunteress grinned as she saw the sticky material and then follow hidden running for see her possibly new prey.

Marlette Saravia was swinging with that same webs, looking around with her glowing suit, her eight lenses checking the area. She often was active at night and midnights, nocturnal habits basically.

That's why her heroine name was Night-Glow.

Why not a more spider-related? Well is enough for her call Night due her dark suit, and activity at dark skies and glow by the obvious glowing details from that same suit. She landed on the floor, in a zone where no people enters for take a quick breath.

"Good thing i don't see any hints of danger here."

Would Miguel O'hara call her there is an anomaly and come help her? No, She unfortunately works for him sometimes so she knew do the job already without break the canon. But, in case of Kaine's universe? Well who knows, just maybe let them defeat them will make the job easier, and he could just take them away. But of course the big Spider-Man wouldn't want see Kaine again by obvious reason.

Anyways, Marlette would slowly think about Kaine. Wondering how he was doing, ah... These two seems to be caring at each other... But no time for lovely imaginations. Her spider-sense snapped in as she looked back and see the mysterious Hunteress attack with her pair of daggers or Knives, filled with a poison in the tips.

The Spider-Woman did a fast flip, dodging the attack and posing in defense.

"Whoa! The fuck are you doing here!?"

She hissed lowly, her spikes from her shoulders raised up.

"Tell me where i am... Arachnid Disgrace..."

The blonde woman with that russian accent said, slowly getting up from the failed attack and then jump on the taller woman.

A quick movement from Marlette took the arm of the other lady, firmly grabbing it with her strong clawed arms, which the blonde gasped and quickly would do a kick movement at her. But before do the kick with the same hand Marlette held the villain, went to the wrist and very tightly would crack injuring the bones there and then get kicked.

Ana screamed in pain and drooped the knife, her wrist not able to move anymore temporary. Marlette then became in fours for run at her and jump on, they rolled on the floor like in an intense fight of women. Luckly for Ana she could use the right hand, so with that she would use the other available knife. A fast movement from the russian made Marlette try dodge but in a bad way, which she blocked her face with hand and the knife would hurt the hand palm. Marlette hissed loudly and would start bleeding as she just pushed the evil woman away.

The Huntress fell against a wall, groaning in pain. While Marlette's holografic suit would vanish a bit for display the wound, fortunately, the wound wasn't deep enough for a new scar, but it hurted of course. Blood drops fell from her palm. That remembered, the bloody past she had to see in her story. Flashlights from her memory of blood on the floor, blurry view... No. She shook her head, the suit would cover the wound back again and she snarled.

While Ana slowly got up and glitched, groaning in pain.

"Argh Blyat!" [Shit!]

Marlette walked to her by the neck with her strong hand, pinning her against the wall while staring at her with those fierce blue eyes.

"Listen here Risitos de Oro... You don't belong to here, and don't even fucking tease me you make your skull spin 360 grades for then be headless. Understood? Now allow me send you back to your home." [Goldilocks]

Somehow the anomaly felt a bit intimidated by the firmly tone from the heroine said, and of course the size. Ana was 5'4, and Marlette 6'7, holy shit. But she wouldn't be defeated like this easily.

"Until the poison won't allow you..."

The bigger female snarled and by the paralyzing venom, it made her wounded hand be victim of that venom. So she hissed of pain like the muscles of her hand, wirst and slowly to her forearm was spreading, she dropped the enemy, feeling the pain.

These two women were in the same "hand injured" boat. Well, if one hand can, the other can do.

With the non injured hand, the huntress would give a surprise attack with her knife but the spider blocked with the other hand, grabbing it, struggling, they both can be strong at these kind of combat, so with a kick from the blonde lady would make the masked woman fell down but she would slash her with the electric filled claws from her suit. Causing another damage at the other and blood come out with sparky electric small pains as extra.

Great, both hands injured now. But Ana had more ways to defense than just her hands.

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU AND HAVE YOUR HEAD AS TROPHY!"

"Sure, if you can."

And here is how the fight start to be a bit more intense.

Meanwhile in Earth-616, with the men this time. Kaine would be still chasing the flying anomaly, until he got him as he shot his webbing on Vulture's leg, or talons.

Vultire looked down, the animated red eyes from the bird helmet woul form an angry expression, which could easily cut the webs with the orange lazer made claws, Kaine as saw the mini distraction, he would shoot his webbing at the bird's beak, doing a jump and land on his back.

"I was been in rodeos at this point, so nothing surprises me, little chicken."

Kaine growled and pulled the webs like the reins from the bridle of a horse. Vulture more annoyed would start do fast spins in the sky during the flight, the clone held himself tight there, getting slowly dizzy but then with one of his retractile stings would stab the base of the right wing. The villain would let out a loud robotic roar, now struggling flying.

Spider 1 - Vulture 0

He grinned under the mask, then he would use more of his arachnid fluids to tie it on the neck, pulling and trying his best for choke him. But it wasn't easy, taking the chance where Kaine's head was near on Vulture's neck, he would hit his head against the Scarlet Spider-Man's bead in backwards, causing pain and damage, whiche he fell down from him.

Now Spider 1, Vulture 1 too.

Each time, the fights of both universes became more intense at the same time, really strange how this was connected.

While in Earth-809070, Marlette and Ana were fighting with knifes and claws, struggling a bit with their non injured hands, although Ana ignored the slashed injured one, but yes there wasn't no way to use her fractured one. Night-Glow just popped an idea, she shot her webs at the Huntress Kravinoff, forming a tie around her body.

"I told you, i am not an enough animal as you think, spiders are common as shit. Why not hunt something more interesting?"

She serious mentioned, using the wrist multiuniversal device, Ana ran to her for tackle her which she dodged and then as the portal opened, Marlette would grab her and lift her, seems like the spider predator won over an animal professional huntress. But Ana won't be defeated obviously so she kicked her face, Marlette hissed loudly of pain, recieving a bruise on the side of her face, which she now angrily would rudely throw her to the portal before it closed.

After that, her mask would fade away and touch the bruise on her face, snorting. Damn it, that bitch indeed gave a last "treat" there. But sending the crazy villain to the Society could fix the things, hopefully Miguel does the final work detail there.

But actually, she made a some sort of mistake. Instead send Ana directly to the Society, she sent her back to her original universe, because the Earth-616 was the last universe she was been by the visit to Kaine. As she noticed that, her eyes widened a bit.

"Maldita sea." [Damn it]

She would open the same portal again, her mask appear, she disliked abuse this but if it's about mistakes that can lead in trouble, she should.

Now, entering to the clones' world from that multiuniversal entry, she would end on the floor there. Landing, she looked around, sounds from the police would be rushing at the way of the both men fighting. Marlette very alerted would be ready for follow to see the situation, until some few cops pointed at her with their guns. Welp, wasn't really her first time. It was okay her appearance be a bit mistaken as a villain, so with a slow turn, she stared at them.

"You seriously forget you have than just one spider. What a shame there."

She growled and her spikes from her shoulders, and now appearing spike blades from her forearms, the police men surprised were smaller comparing to her, they gulped.

"Just-"

"Tsk just what? Fucking bullshits."

The tall woman would shoot her webs at the guns, then quickly leave. One of the police men stared at her with very widened eyes, veeery interested seeing that attractive muscular body, the other one looked at the staring one and hit the shoulder.

"Are you serious!?"

"A- Sorry-"

Now focusing on what was happening, the black suited spider followed the direction thanks by the cops, until she arrived where she saw Kaine fighting against Vulture struggling in the middle of the air.

Her eyes, widened, along aswell her eight glowing blue lenses. This cannot be, she quickly jumped against the walls, running and then giving a high jump, landing on the enemy's back. But... Failed, the paralyzed hand made her lose her balance and fell from the distance. Kaine, not too late for notice saw her, eyes widened aswell.

"MARLETTE!"

He quickly jumped off from Vulture, quickly grabbing his new... "friend" and carrying her as they landed, at the start he struggled because she was a bit heavy but don't worry, he managed it.

She looked at Kaine, alerted.

"Kaine! Stop let him go! I'll be in charge of this- Argh!"

The pain from her injured hand interrupted her, Kaine, worried looked at her.

"You okay there?"

"It doesn't matter right now! Just i'mma stop this idiot!"

She tried to climb the walls but the bad hand didn't let her, she can't move a lot. But for hide that, she just used her legs for start running, for shoot her webs from her not injured hand, trying her best for pull him. But Vulture would easily pull her and slam her against the buildings' walls. She groaned, but tried her best using her resistance, then she took a breath, the glow details of her suit glowed more intense, an electric aura would slowly appear from her body, then the electricity would be connected to the web, quickly going to the enemy.

Vulture widened his eyes, then, the armor would pull out a wire, connecting to the web, a yellow electricity would appear, making the both energies collapse and create an explosion.

Glass shattered, smoke appeared like in earlier moment. By that, made the both futuristic characters recieving damage together, Marlette fell down, a bit weak, aswell with Vulture. When Marlette saw the glasses shatter, the pupils from her eyes would constrict. A flashback of herself, younger, looking all the windows from a room shatter and explode.

Vulture although was a bit weak, he had the enough few energy for keep fighting. So he would tackle her, making her fall against on a car, the car's alarm sound on. The bird man was now start to running for end her, but Kaine wouldn't allow that. He took a random damaged car from the early fight and throw it at him.

"Kill him, Kaine..." Those words were in Kaine's mind, the most violent side of him slowly rising up. When the anomaly got hit by that, and also glitched, he took the moment for go at him, using the same stings, would stab the connection of the back and the damaged wing's base, for then with his strong arms would take it and, with all of his streight, rip it off, wires moving and sparking a lot while the bird roared.

"End him." His mind said, having the victim now vulnerable towards his eyes, with his sting, he would fast move it to the back part of neck, but stopped at Marlette screamed.

"KAINE DON'T!"

Her voice snapped his nearly assassin behavior vanish. He shook his head and noticed he was close to kill Vulture. No... The Spider-man stepped back as his stings went back to inside his wrists.

"You are not an assassin Kaine, and Don't dare bring that Kaine back again." He thought, his mind, triggered by the tons of crimes he commited, the people he killed brutally.

He stayed there, half froze, while Marlette slowly got up, walking to him for then push the car adove the cyborg bearded vulture away, then she would tangle him with her webbing, using the device again but in pain by the early poison's effect, opening a portal with the code of her universe and send him back there, struggling of course.

While the scarred clone, without say any word he just stayed silent, the bloody past from him stuck there yet again. But Marlette walked to him and put her not injured hand on his shoulder.

"You should control your impulses there. Kill him does nothing, and worst, you would be in a serious trouble."

Kaine sighed and looked at Marlette.

"I... I know. But the way he hurted you-"

"I can defend myself with that, i deal with it so i am fine."

Kaine looked down, a little ashamed but his protective instincts with her became stronger, just like he did with Aracely when he met her.

"But, i owe you one. Nobody used help me like that unexpected so. Thanks."

Her voice softened, giving a small sigh in relief. While Kaine's eyes softened as she stared at her.

Their suit masks' eyes lenses locked staring at each other. While the public there said an "Awww", Kaine quickly looked and growled, having a small blush under his mask, while Marlette with now an annoyed face looked away.

"Whatever, guess seems like a crazy russian woman belongs here, she appeared somehow mines, i was about right now send her but... Nah."

"Yeah better no, after all wouldn't change anything or something. And i know her that's... Ana Kravinoff."

"Ah-huh, i see. Why not if we can just leave here? These people makes me feel weird, specially that one."

She pointed at the public and then at that same police man who was staring at her like in love eyes. Which Kaine nodded agreed, so as she left, Kaine walked to that in love distracted police man and gave a low growl.

Already territorial, geez.

When he followed her, they ended on the rooftop of a big house this time, the clone took off his mask with a sigh.

"Couldn't believe it i did a spider-society shit job without being member of that."

"I guess so. But you did a great job, that bird dude was just a problematic as always."

Her mask faded away, revealing her bruised face. As he saw her like that, he felt a bit worried.

"How did-"

"Dealing with your evil russian lady does answer your question?"

She side-eyed at him, who didn't say any other word. Marlette's suit would vanish only the part of her wounded hand, with now darker blood there, good thing the effect was slowly dying due her strong immune system. Which, the brown eyes from Kaine would bring a bigger worry but, just not showing it.

"Ah yeah erm... She uses poison knives things so, sorry about that... But, need a help?"

"Not your fault, is okay is just... Life's things and no, not needed."

Marlette looked at Kaine, her blue eyes locked on his eyes, slowly, feeling calm. Trying relax after the intense events.

"I can invite you where i am staying to rest. You deserve it."

Kaine's voice softened even more. Offering her something that could make her feel better.

"What? Ah no no, no thanks i can just go-"

"Are you going to deny my help? After you helped me so much?"

His face became a lil annoyed one, then Marlette with a small grumpy sigh finally accepted.

"Fine... But if i pass shame, i'll leave."

"Probably You won't, Big Beauty."

That last nickname made her look at him with a confused also annoyed face, with hint of blush on her cheeks. Kaine blushed a bit more and snorted.

"Urgh whatever. Just let's go."

He put his mask on, and leave, leaving a distance where she can follow him.

Before follow, she blinked a pair of times, feeling her heart having a weird sensation... But a good one.

Then, she would follow after her mask activated, and swing off with him with one hand.

Dios mio, such a long text there heeeelp 💀💀💀

[angeygirl]

Ok here's an idea. William as the head and Henry as the heart, but both of them have been corrupted.

Under the cut because oops this got kinda long

William is a scientist. He knows what he's after and he doesn't care what legal or moral lines need to be crossed if he is to reach immortality. He's already a business man, and knows how to work people.

Ok cool, William is cold and logical so Henry must be the emotional good guy, right? Well, just because the heart is typically seen as good doesn't mean it can't still be corrupted, following passion and ignoring logic.

Henry may be trying to reach a good goal (stopping Afton) but that doesn't change that he's downright irresponsible while he does it. Now I personally like to imagine The Fourth Closet isn't real and can't hurt me, but that book shows that Henry wasn't nearly as innocent as initially believed. (I do have a little issue with that seeing as TSE Henry is one of the only characters I can say I relate to, but that's not really the point.) In TSE we only have Charlie's perspective and her internal narration mentions she never had the chance to grow out of seeing her father as infallible.

I also think that Afton may not have been solely responsible for all the workplace safety violations. Pure head canon here but why was it necessary to have the deadly robot suits double as costumes? It really wasn't but it would be more authentic that way. If the business needed to cut so many corners, why not stop putting so much money into the robots? Well, that's the centre piece, never mind if the whole place is falling apart otherwise

Henry also seems to have this idea that he needs to be the one to stop Springtrap, and only him. Sure, its noble to avenge your daughter and poetic to go down in a blaze with everyone else but you don't need to do it alone.

People going after good goals can still be selfish and irresponsible while they do it. People following their hearts don't need to be seen as good all the time.

I personally don't like cynical looks at either of these men, but then again I make Afton traumatized in most of my fics to give him a least a little humanity before shedding it at Springtrap. I guess it's more interesting this way? Afton with human motives (Fear, mostly, but also unhealthy coping mechanisms like projecting onto CC and then snapping when he dies, or a desperate need for control that drives him to kill) And Henry as too stubborn to see alternatives (not burning down a building that could very well have innocent people trapped inside, getting therapy to cope with the grief properly ect.)

Who knows? I haven't read the lore.

[moonlitcomet]

What is it like living in Blackwatch?

It sucks! You're either in a rich snobby neighborhood or you're in the slums. Blackwatch is so heavily militarized that they put most of their government budget into defense and weaponry, and it's primarily controlled by the wealthy 1%. Most people who live there don't want to, but they really can't afford to leave.

It's like urban USA if it was worse. They tout freedom and industrial power, but the truth is Blackwatch has the worst quality of life of all countries in SRC. Which sucks, because it's one of the best places to get dragonsteel and go to college for industry! Piquet was trained there, and he really did not like the people, but he did learn an insane amount about modern machinery.

Blackwatch has the lowest amount of ambient mana in all of SRC and this has been proven to have adverse health effects on the people who spend a large amount of time in there. It's so low that it's nearly considered a dead zone, an area with absolutely zero ambient mana, which is known to be draining on those within them.

It also smells terrible. Like rotten eggs, all the time, everywhere. Most people who live there have become pretty nose blind to it, but the smell is so bad that many people visiting Blackwatch might gag or even vomit upon first getting a whiff of it. Not to mention the heat- Blackwatch has the highest ambient temperature in all of Cier, even higher than the literal desert north of them, due to all the heat-containing pavement and metal buildings. Summer days can get worse than Death Valley [over 140°F!], which would be deadly to a human; thankfully, stickfigures are much more resilient to hot temperatures.

TLDR, the motto for for visiting Blackwatch is that you just don't, unless you're willing to push through all the bad shit about it.

But hey, at least it has the most competitive combat robotics scene in all of Cier, if you're into that sort of thing.

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Okay everything about a Wingfeather Saga/Phineas and Ferb crossover would be hilarious. And by Wingfeather Saga I mean Wingfeather Falls because it’s even funnier.

Idk even where to start. The Wingfeather kiddos walk through a portal into Phineas and Ferb’s backyard and end up helping with whatever they’re building. Kalmar is in his element with the chaos. Janner is trying desperately to keep track of Perry so he can sketch whatever this new creature is. Leeli’s just chilling, probably hanging out with the Fireside girls and staring at Candace in concern.

Across town Artham and Fiddleford end up at Doofenshmirtz’s evil inc. where Artham discovers that Fidds and Doof know each other because Fiddleford accidentally hacked into an evil villain meeting skype call once and they just... let him keep doing it because I mean he does build giant robots that terrorize a town, has a tragic backstory and an evil laugh so I mean he’s basically one of them, he’s causing chaos it counts. Artham’s just pleased to know that Fiddleford talked to people back in the day.

Perry shows up and Artham and Fidds just fly up into the rafters to watch whatever’s going on. Artham mentions that Janner would love to see a platypus and then when the fight starts he’s like “ah. so this is how Ollister Pembrick did it”

99.9% sure Kalmar has convinced Phineas and Ferb to help him build Shacktron 2.0 which he has always wanted to do ever since Dipper showed him the picture but he never had a house he could do it with. Phineas and Ferb are more than happy to turn their house into a giant robot to help this kid fulfill his dreams. Janner’s questioning Candace over why she keeps trying to bust her brothers and when it basically just comes down to it being a compulsion for her he’s like “wow okay I mean if it was safety I’d get it but, jeeze, Kalmar thinks I’m against fun but you my friend are on another level.” Leeli is composing the episode’s musical number and then promptly directing/performing in it.

Artham flies down in the middle of Perry and Doof’s daily smackdown to give hand-to-hand combat tips. They stop and listen to him and Perry starts taking notes. Artham tells Perry to attack him to demonstrate something and Perry doesn’t land a hit once. No one’s sure why Artham’s good at defending himself from animals except Fiddleford who’s cackling up in the rafters with the knowledge that Artham lived in his world’s most deadly forests for 7ish years.

Cue giant robot walking through town with a gang of kids in it including one overexcited young king. Artham and Fiddleford get to see it right before Doof’s invention inevitably destroys/cancels it out somehow. Kal is very disappointed that he didn’t get to show his uncles this wacky invention but is thrilled when they find out they saw it anyway.

rest is under the cut because this got long

PART TWO is somehow so much more unhinged. It’s literally just Artham deciding to bring his niece and nephews along with him and Fiddleford to visit Doofenshmirtz and absolute chaos descending. Kalmar won’t stop running around pushing buttons and inadvertently setting off lasers and traps which never hit him or any of the kids. Janner is wondering how concerned he should be about safety. Doof is running around trying to stop Kalmar and probably the only one getting hit by lasers and traps. Vanessa is there and so Leeli goes over to chat with her and sees her listening to music and explains her whistleharp, “I once held back an army with this!” “an army?” “yeah! during the siege of Ban Rona. also I can summon dogs with it.” “.... what.” “I can summon dogs!” “what kind of dogs?” “all dogs! do you wanna see?” “...yes”

Leeli and Vanessa go out on the balcony and Leeli starts alternating between playing her whistleharp and dogspeak and soon every dog in the tri-state area is there. This sets off Phineas and Ferb’s adventure of the day when Isabella comes and tells them her dog is missing. At first they try and build a dog summoning device but Leeli keeps also summoning the dogs so I’m just imagining a Bohemian Rhapsody song sequence going “galileo GALILEO galileo GALILEO FIGARO MAGNIFICOOOOOOOOOO” “oh let me gooooooo NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!” that part where the dogs are turning back and forth in a street obviously torn between directions. Phineas and Ferb give up because it’s obviously not working and go to plan B which is follow the sounds the dogs are hearing and see where it leads.

Meanwhile Perry has shown up because there are lasers going off everywhere and all the dogs have been pied-pipered there. He just lands on the balcony next to the girls and stares wide eyed at the chaos. Leeli looks at him like, “ooooh look, I summoned a platypus too!” “oh that’s just Perry, he’s my dad’s nemesis.” “hi Perry! you should go find my brother Janner he’ll love that.”

I think Artham and Fiddleford are just sitting off to the side observing the chaos. Artham is cheerfully petting dogs. Fiddleford is fixing all the inators as they break just for funsies. At least sixteen things are on fire. Janner has discovered Perry’s here and is happily sketching him again, with a hat this time and the clarification “platypus (secret agent)”. Doofenshmirtz is still in the background trying and failing to catch Kalmar who is having the time of his life.

There is a knock on the door and it is the boys and Isabella. Leeli answered and when they ask about Isabella’s dog she happily summons it with dogspeak. This is also when they go “oh there you are Perry” and he’s just chilling in a sea of dogs for no reason.

PART THREE is just Perry’s secret agency freaking out about how Leeli can straight up summon dogs and talking about how great that would be for them if they could get her to work for them so Perry has to find her. Luckily Leeli and her brothers are visiting again so he gets her and brings her down to his secret hideout. What follows is Major Monogram trying to convince this 10-11 year old to join a secret agency to train dogs and Leeli just like “you had me at ‘train dogs’” but then being the granddaughter of a pirate kicks in and she’s like “what’s in it for me?” and while Monogram and Carl try (and fail) to figure out what preteen girls like, Leeli mentally puts together a list of demands.

“Okay, first, I want a hat like Perry’s.” “Done.” “Second I want to go with Perry on one of his missions so I can ask Dr. Doofenshmirtz for one of his inventions and take it home for Kalmar.” “... W H Y.” “because he didn’t get to ask last time! he was too excited and hyped up on sugar!” “.... alright, fine.” *Leeli squees*

What follows is just a montage of Leeli training dogs while wearing a little secret agent hat. Then Perry has to chaperone her on one of his missions (he tries to open the door for her but Leeli’s like “I got it” and bangs it down with her crutch “they don’t call me lizardkicker and batwhacker for nothing!” Perry has no idea what that means but he’s a little afraid of her now).

Leeli walks in somehow avoiding any traps but Perry doesn’t even though he directly follows her, and she just trots up to Doof like, “Hi Dr. Doofenshmirtz Perry brought me here so I could ask if I could get one of your inventions for Kalmar.” and Doof’s just staring at her like “why are you using a little girl to confuse me Perry the platypus” Leeli looks back and forth between them a couple times and then is like, “oh right you have to do your fighting thing, okay, go ahead I’ll wait.” and sits politely off to the side waiting for them to have their daily confrontation. And they’re both just like “.....”

They stare at her for long enough that she’s just like, “well okay Perry if you won’t stop him I guess I will” and just. whacks Doofenshmirtz with her crutch. he starts yelling at her like “oh that’s no fair, what am I supposed to do, beat up a little girl?!”

And Leeli, who has recently read The Hobbit, continues whacking him while yelling, “I’m not a little girl! I am the lizardkicker of Glipwood, batwhacker of Ban Rona! I am the Song Maiden of the Shining Isle of Anniera and granddaughter of Podo Helmer! And now I’m a secret agent!”

She then manages to whack his inator in just the right spot so that it collapses into a pile of rubble and then looks up at him all wide-eyed innocence like, “okay can I have something for Kalmar now? :)” and he’s like “.... okay sure, why not.”

Perry’s just projecting this back to HQ with his watch and they’re like “:O”

It ends with Leeli loading up whatever contraption she’s acquired for her brother onto a wagon pulled by dogs while she declines the agency’s offer of a full time job with a winning smile “sorry, I’m already the Song Maiden, defender of the Shining Isle, and a little kid. My schedule’s full.” and she heads cheerfully through a portal with her brothers, dogs and wagon in tow.

[ababwa]

(was a little busy the past two days; but i remembered i purchased a bunched of old aladdin comics like YEARS ago and i just cracked open the one where he meets his mother through time traveling

and

find out aladdin is kinda named after a dog gkfndskgasdf

this is obvi not hard canon-canon as his father in the comic is named hamid instead of cassim.

horribly explained spoilers that's probably not accurate because i should go to bed soon under the cut if you want to know what happens.)

The comic opens up with Aladdin and Abu hiding from a stalking tiger — who is actually just Rajah since Jasmine appears, stating they would find them. Abu gets so spooked by getting discovered, he falls into a nearby dried up well. At the bottom of the well, Abu finds a jeweled amulet and the couple discovers Aladdin's name is engraved in it.

Aladdin states that he wishes he could've gotten to know his parents more and so Genie appears, making a joke that the well is a wishing well, if he just asks to travel time to find out more about this amulet. Jasmine is apprehensive, but Aladdin and Genie time travel anyway.

Unfortunately, Genie zaps them too far into Agrabah's future and attempts to convince the local aliens that they're friendly, which leads them to being chased by a giant floating robot. Aladdin insists they need to get out of there, so Genie again uses his magic to time travel, but sending them too far back into Agrabah's past, to which they have to run from dinosaurs.

One more attempt, they find themselves back in a familiar looking Agrabah, but the well that Abu had fallen into earlier is filled with water, tipping Aladdin off that they're probably in the right place, but how will he know where to meet his parents? Genie leaves to try find more clues, leaving Al by himself.

He's then suddenly tackled by a masked (like think balaclava) and cloaked figure, telling him to watch out as they fall into a building. Al mistakes this as an attack on himself and tries to fight back by taking off the mask of his attacker, but discovers a young woman with short, curly hair, who insists she was saving him from a roc — a deadly, giant bird who is known to be able to pick up elephants and looks for treasure due to its greed and has been plaguing Agrabah for years. Al says he's heard about them when he was little before the girl introduces herself as Zena and explains that she had been hired to retrieve a treasure from the roc's nest that is perched high above a tower.

Aladdin helps her but also is too hasty and gets them into some trouble here and there and Zena saves his ass more lol. Interesting note that Al says here that he's been riding horses since he was three years old lol

Eventually they make it up the tower into the roc's nest (which has a giant spider web + giant spider at its base idk), which is empty. Zena starts searching for the treasure in the roc's hoard of things while Al keeps lookout. The roc appears immediately and Al chucks some of its treasure off the tower to distract it as it's greedy and the roc flies down into the webs and traps itself basically. The two escape before the roc has a chance to free itself from the webs.

Zena reunites with the person who hired her, some rich person in a caravan carriage and she hands over the treasure she found. Aladdin recognizes it immediately as it's the amulet Abu found, his name on it and everything. The rich person clips it onto his dogs collar — named Aladdin — explaining that it was a gift for his dog's first birthday. The dog immediately scratches at the collar and it flings off his neck, out the carriage window, and into the well near them. Whoops.

Zena thanks Al anyway with a kiss on the cheek for saving her life. Al is like gdi I came here to find out more about my parents but instead I find out there's a dog that shares my name smh

Genie returns and takes Aladdin back to his time, but the comic stays Zena, to which she's reunited with a beared man who has the same face as Aladdin named Hamid, who proudly exclaims he got a job selling lamps at the marketplace, so now the two of them can afford to get married. Zena expresses her happiness and excitement and then remarks that when the time comes, she knows exactly what to call their first son and what he thinks of the name "Aladdin" lmaoooooo

i mean

technically

i guess he's actually named after himself

since she's naming him after the boy she went on an adventure with

either way i'm laughing

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Oh ABSOLUTELY. Michelangelo was shown absolutely DESTROYING large robot death machines with simple swings of his chucks (before they got taken away for being ‘too violent’). Leonardo cutting through metal just as easily. Donatello and Raphael use blasters frequently. Donatello RIPPED the metal of a van’s ENTIRE side while turning it into the turtle van. These turtles will easily carry said van. Push it back on to its wheels (multiple times) from being tipped over. And pushing said van several flights of stairs. They literally toss villains pretty easily. THEY’RE STRONG. And have lived from a building collapsing on top of them. (Donatello limped off. Raphael got knocked out. But I still maintain these turtles are extremely durable in part because of their ‘slapstick’ nature.)

The way Leonardo slices through guns/blasters first, Raphael throws his sai dead center in the barrel with utmost DEADLY precision like a dart. Even Michelangelo uses his grapple/chucks to PULL a gun out of a person’s hands. These turtles first instinct is to DISARM their opponents, end the battle quickly.

I’m fully convinced Splinter taught them the art of restraint. (Though, more dark, they don’t kill since they are so STUCK in the public eye. Killing crooks would get them INSTANTLY villainized. Which they DO have to deal with. Facing a lot of ‘anti-mutant’ mentality especially in Red Sky.) Those villains are LUCKY they hold themselves back. Especially because Raphael and Donatello question a few times why they should help humans that don’t accept and possibly hate them. While Leonardo has honor and Michealangelo is the sweetest Mikey next to Rise (except when you ruin his pizza), Raphael and Donatello have no qualms against bringing guns to a gun fight. Raphael specifically questioning ‘who made that rule’ when it comes to the traditional honor of why the turtles stick to their weapons instead of guns. And Donatello already having ‘backup’ guns made. (Red Sky episode.) No surprise since Donatello roped Raphael into stealing a missile launcher (S3 finale). Also, should I mention that when Donatello’s brain got scrambled and he turned into the “Dark Turtle” (Batman), he nearly killed SHREDDER by dropping him off a ledge in a storage building? And it was only thanks to Leonardo intervening that he was saved. Like, Donatello ACTUALLY LET GO OF HIM.

So yeah I love my 87 boys. And I’m referencing the Shredder’s Revenge video game move combos

You know how the TMNT “don’t even use their weapons” in the 87 run?

You’ve got to acknowledge the control and restraint it takes for Leo and Raph to raise weapons frequently shown to be capable of slicing through metal like butter and manage to avoid making the villains of the week bleed in scuffles.

There’s always an argument to be had over how deadly the 1987 marshmallows actually are. It doesn’t help their case that when it comes up in any cross-dimensional episodes that work their way into a run that they’re played off as a bunch of lazy goofballs.

In the very first episode of 1987 TMNT Raphael attacks a foot soldier (and this stab looks directed under the rib cage, for the heart, that is a death blow) resulting in a metallic sound, to which he responds “Clang? Did you say clang?” and Leo lands a would-be fatal abdominal blow to a foot soldier to confirm they’re fighting robots. That other guy could have had hidden armour, Leo doesn’t know he’s fighting a robot yet, but would have outright killed this guy to gain the information. Mike and Donnie only leap into actual offensive attack mode after they realise there’s no risk of taking a life, which tells me they know they’re absolutely capable of it and were hesitating to engage.

I’m just not convinced they couldn’t hold their own in the 2012 world the way they were depicted, or are as incompetent as they’re so often painted. They’re naive and silly, it’s soft and fun and then Donatello murders an exact sentient clone of himself with his personality and memories (REAL). I just think there’s more to them than their cream-puff legacy.