#and Vitamin D

[kiwiplaetzchen]

I toss a wink as I'm bending down to hand of pouch filled with cherries into the niffler's little paws, and dives out the window before anyone sees the fruitful transaction

Nosy's eyes twinkled as the fruitylicious pouch landed in his tiny paws. His fluffy bum wiggled in pure excitement - so many shiny goodies! Oh, the joy!

Squeaks and chirps of pure delight filled the air as Nosy, overwhelmed by so many presents, couldn't contain his enthusiasm any longer and did a little happy dance. Almost forgetting his manners, the Niffler managed to wave a cheerful goodbye to his mischievous accomplice! With the filled pouch tossed onto his back and his little hat, Nosy now looked like a small Santa himself.

Eager to share the bounty, Nosy waddled over to Sebastian. However, the allure of the red gems proved too tempting, and with each step, another cherry disappeared into Nosy's mouth. Hopefully, there would still be a few left to present to his companion once the adorable menace reached his destination.

[brewed-pangolin]

I've been going back and forth on whether or not to post a Soap angsty fluffy drabble for hours, mainly because I think it's absolute shit. But y'know what? Fuck it!!

Maybe somewhere out there someone will enjoy it....

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[nutnoce]

The Sun! I miss it!

[3liza]

incredible to me that in the age of spending minimum $100 for groceries for one person every three weeks where i live, people are still online like "dairy is bad for you because it has a lot of calories". at this point im calculating calories per dollar at the grocery store and youre still stuck in "fat bad" mindset from 1980. you are an absurd person to me. laughable

[harmeet-saggi]

How To Increase Your Height: Is There Anything I Can Do?

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[copypasteking]

Beaned once more! Rejoice!

I know I should watch my caffeine intake but Redbull keeps the curse at bay

[testoster0ne]

bryce by mazi shams

[ispaintingcalmly]

[loveanddeepthroat]

MC: *walking into his office* Hey Zayne, you forgot to prescribe me my vitamin D.

Zayne: Lock the door and lie down, I’ll administer it to you right away.

MC: …

MC: *locks the door*

[gotham-snark]

"You smell of sand and sweat. My dreams have better taste"

[mywitchyblog]

Message to @alphaltrainreflection

First of all, bitch, where did I ever say anything about "eroticizing inferiority"? Like, be fucking for real. Show me the receipts. Because unless you’re reading between lines that don’t exist, nothing in my post said anything about power dynamics, submission, or “inferiority.” It sounds like you’re projecting some judgmental bullshit that I didn’t even invite into the conversation. So let’s start there—check yourself before you come into my space twisting my words to fit your weird little agenda.

Second of all, and I mean this with every ounce of sincerity, shut the fuck up. Genuinely, if you don’t like what you see, don’t interact. It’s that simple. Not everyone has to match your narrow idea of what shifting is “supposed” to be. Shifting isn’t some gated community where you get to play security guard and decide who’s allowed in. So do us all a favor, take that rigid-ass energy, and keep it to yourself, bitch.

Let’s be real for a second. You said, “sex freaks who insist on eroticizing inferiority are ruining shifting.” Bitch, nobody’s ruining anything—especially not me. All I said was that I want to get fucked. Plain and simple. If my desire to shift for a good time offends you, you’re free to move along. Shifting means different things to different people, and if sex is part of that, it’s totally valid. If I want to shift to a reality for some damn good dick, who the fuck are you to get all sanctimonious about it? Newsflash: your opinion on what’s “appropriate” doesn’t apply here, darling.

And let’s get one thing fucking clear, because clearly, you need this spelled out: even if someone did want to shift to a reality where they take on a more passive, submissive role, what of it? Why the fuck does that bother you so much? Some people spend their whole lives having to be strong, holding shit together, constantly defending themselves, and staying in control just to survive. Maybe, just maybe, they want to create a reality where they can finally let go, surrender, and trust someone who respects them and won’t take advantage of them. Imagine that—feeling safe enough to let down your guard and explore a side of yourself you don’t get to express in this life. For some people, that’s healing. For others, it’s fun. Either way, it’s their choice, not yours. So back the fuck off.

So let’s talk about this “ruining shifting” nonsense you pulled out of nowhere. Bitch, the only thing “ruining” anything is people like you, stomping into conversations uninvited and acting like you’re the gatekeeper of how others should experience their desires. You’re clinging to this imaginary rulebook about what’s “appropriate” for shifting as if that makes you morally superior, but all it does is make you look insecure, judgmental, and way too invested in other people’s business. Spoiler alert: nobody gives a fuck about your approval or needs it to validate their experience.

Here’s the truth, since you seem to need a wake-up call: shifting is deeply personal. It’s about self-determination and freedom, not conforming to some rigid-ass code of conduct set by random bitches on the internet. If someone wants to shift for spiritual growth, self-discovery, sexual exploration, or all of the above, that’s their fucking prerogative. Shaming them because it doesn’t align with your limited, vanilla-ass view of what’s “appropriate” is straight-up pathetic.

And by the way, bitch, sex is a natural, beautiful, and completely valid part of life. If I want to shift for sex, or if someone else wants to shift to feel cherished, adored, or, yes, even submissive, that’s nobody’s fucking business but ours. Maybe instead of trying to drag others down to your level of insecurity, you could take a hard look in the mirror and figure out why other people’s sexual autonomy bothers you so damn much. Because this isn’t about “ruining shifting”; it’s about you being uncomfortable with the idea of someone enjoying themselves in a way that’s different from what you deem acceptable. Maybe some self-reflection would do you some good.

To every other shifter out there who’s ever been made to feel guilty or “lesser” for shifting for your own reasons, listen up: you don’t owe anyone an explanation, and you don’t need anyone’s approval. Your DR, your fucking rules. If shifting for you is about finding love, intimacy, exploration, or yes, even some good dick, that’s your choice. Don’t let some insecure bitch shame you or make you feel like you’re somehow ruining the experience just because it doesn’t fit into their narrow little box. Shifting is about creating the life and reality you want to live—whatever the fuck that looks like for you.

So, here’s a suggestion: take your unsolicited, holier-than-thou attitude and keep it to yourself. If you can’t handle seeing people talk openly about their desires and goals for shifting, then bitch, scroll past and save yourself the outrage. Because at the end of the day, I’m not here to please you, and neither is anyone else. We’re here to live our best lives, however we see fit, and if that’s too much for you, the door’s right over there.

To everyone who’s out here shifting for what they want, keep going. Own your desires, own your reality, and don’t let anyone’s outdated judgment make you feel like you’re doing it wrong. Shifting is your journey, and if that includes exploring intimacy, vulnerability, or sexuality, you’re not alone. You’re valid, and your experience is just as real and important as anyone else’s.

Consider this your reminder that no one’s begging for your approval. I’ll be over here, unbothered, shifting for exactly what I want, and loving every fucking second of it. ✨

[nothing-impt]

Helios and Icarus (Pretend I didn't repost this just cause I wasn't satisfied with the old one)

[hexadopamine]

oh yeah

[thelaundrybitch]

Start your day right

Good morning my turtle doves!

I bring to you, your daily dose of essential vitamins...

🫶🏽🫵🏽💖

Have a healthy day!!!

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[c-rowlesdraws]

“But, right now... I have this.”

Tali and Shepard catch the sunset on Rannoch. 🌅