#Nosy

[diana-bluewolf]

Chris and Nosy (@kiwiplaetzchen), Squinting Duo

Inspired by comments here

[coldstormyday]

I feel like we don't talk enough about how bonkers the 'Judge Judy and Executioner' frog plotline was in Limited Life, which was almost entirely contained within Bigb, Pearl and Jimmy's POVs.

. Bigb gifting Jimmy a special Grandmaster frog which leads to bitter regret and sadness from all the frogs at Frog Mountain, a sacred place where Bigb goes to commune with magic little froggy guys

. Pearl 100% buying in to the plan to take Judge Judy and Executioner back and leaving a decoy, causing classic Jimmy disbelief where he does the '>:0' face repeatedly in his facecam

. BIGB LITERALLY GETTING KIDNAPPED WHY

. Jimmy employing Scott to help find the frog at the Nosy Neighbour tower while Bigb and Pearl are frantically shoving JJ&E down a dank cave hole

. Pearl accidently spiking the frog straight into a ravine like a dropped beanbag and desperately trying to cover it up while Bigb and Jimmy weep openly in the background

. Jimmy confronting the Neighbours while Pearl (definitely not Lizzie stop asking) has no concept of who Judge Judy and Executioner is, only for both to fall down a trap due to Bread Boy number 3 who cannot stop pushing buttons out of boredom

. Jimmy dying again after killing Loggy the Llama (also why did the 'Loggy time' joke make me wheeze so hard- comedy gold I tell you) by moonwalking directly into a pufferfish trap while monologuing

TLDR: I cherish Bigb, Pearl and Jimmy's videos for bringing us the best plotpoint of Limited Life. Sometimes the Life Series can be poignant and deep, and sometimes it's just about a frog who was loved so dearly and fell so hard.

[traceyc-uk]

The little Niffler waddled over to where the new fifth year was sitting and began to scramble in his belly pouch, rummaging around until he pulled out a shiny, silver Slytherin Prefect badge.

Holding it up for a brief moment, Nosy admired the gleam before quickly tucking it right into the boy's breast pocket and signalling to the young wizard with his paw to keep silent about his treasure.

At the sound of footsteps approaching, Nosy spun around, casting a quick glance over his shoulder. Without missing a beat, the little menace gave the new fifth year a few pats on the cheek before waddling away.

The new fifth-year couldn’t imagine he was being given the badge for safe keeping, he knew this particular Niffler can scurry away treasures just fine.

But before he could quiz it, the tiny furball disappeared as quickly as it arrived only to be replaced by the appearance of William! Asking if he has seen either the tricksy Niffler or his Slytherin badge.

Feeling the weight of metal in his pocket, he shrugged and felt very mischievous indeed. He had plans for this trinket and it shouldn’t be too long before Will @ask-elland-n-will will be receiving an owl to its whereabouts…

[kiwiplaetzchen]

*BAM* knocking through the dorm to leave some shinies, juicey toffee-apple and I hope plain sweeties and not pepper imps 🔥

Nosy was comfortably huddled in his cosy nest, made from Sebastian's scarf and shiny treasures he'd collected over time. His tiny paws clutched a few coins, and nestled against him was his beloved golden rubber duck, which quacked faintly every so often. All was quiet and peaceful, until-

BAM!

A loud noise echoed through the dorm room, startling the little Niffler and making his fur stand on end. His eyes shot wide open with alarm. Who dared disturb his day?! Nosy tried to eavesdrop from his little hideaway. Had the pretty Prefect noticed his nice-scented soap was missing again? He glanced suspiciously at the lavender chunk and, with a quick motion, shoved it deeper under a pile of coins, just to be sure.

Just as Nosy finished burying his prized treasure, the wardrobe door creaked open, flooding his nest with light. He blinked against the sudden brightness, his head tilting as he tried to make sense of who or what had dared to disturb his peaceful day.

In the doorway stood a young lad Nosy hadn't seen before, arms overflowing with various goodies. His eyes darted between the boy's hands and the shiny things he was carrying. A faint squeak came from the rubber duck as the little Niffler shifted, his attention now fully locked on the unexpected visitor. What was that, shining like a ruby in the candlelight? Nosy's eyes grew big, pupils wide with desire.

The boy, seemingly unaware of the teal king's intense gaze, carefully placed down his small pile of offerings right in front of the wardrobe. Nosy's gaze never wavered from the shiny red apple, which gleamed like a jewel, so tantalising and perfect. Slowly, Nosy poked his head out from his nest, eyes flickering between the boy and his tempting treats. He didn’t seem dangerous, not like that pesky Hufflepuff who seemed to be obsessed with the Niffler. But, heh, who could blame him? After all, Nosy was magnificent!

Slowly, the little menace tumbled out of the wardrobe, landing directly in front of the toffee apple on his fluffy bum. He gave the new fifth-year a small head bow, clearly proud of his little stunt, before grabbing hold of the ruby candy. Chirping happily, he held it up in the air like a trophy, giving the boy an approving nod.

With great enthusiasm, Nosy opened his snout as wide as he could and bit into the apple, his little tongue poking out as he licked the sugary coating. This was heaven. After a few more licks, the teal furred rascal glanced at the other presents the boy had offered. His eyes sparkled as he reached for one of the coins and gave it a test nibble. Real gold. Nice, he thought and tucked the coin into his belly pouch with a satisfied hum.

Nosy continued licking the apple, his eyes flicking up at the new fifth-year. This lad had done well, the Niffler decided. He deserved a reward! Slowly, Nosy waddled back to the wardrobe, still clutching the toffee apple in his paws, and began rummaging through his nest.

After a moment, he let out a small squeak of triumph. Returning to the boy, Nosy proudly placed the nice-smelling violet soap chunk at his feet. Well done, his eyes seemed to say, before he waddled back to his nest, licking his apple and quite pleased with himself.

[143bc]

They're so nosy...and cute 🌹❤️

[rajlez]

Just curious, anyone heard any news on what's happening with the "warrior nun movie trilogy"?

Like... we all were (are) disappointed when they announced what they announced and I've heard nothing more?

Is it cancelled or what?

[blue-sparrow]

[thewhimsyturtle]

Why do new objects keep showing up on my patio?!

[picsfortheday]

[dudja]

A real nosy neighbor #nosy #neighbor #nosyneighbor #comedy #funny #dudja #nose #brother #wow #memes

[theoreticalfool]

Sketchbook drawing of young Fitz and Nosy! With a couple quotes from pg. 33 of Assassins Apprentice!

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[diana-bluewolf]

❀ Happy Birthday Will ❀ @lil-grem-draws I'm still trying to repeat 'perfect prefect' five times in a row…

@kiwiplaetzchen I hope you don't mind I borrowed Nosy 👉👈

[classycookiexo]

It makes my blood boil, literally one of my pet peeves

Questioning is control disguised as curiosity, it feels like an invasion of my thoughts and space

Plus explaining myself feels like ass kissing or makes me believe that they think I’m scared of them and I’m sure as hell not. I don’t ever really answer those kind of people because they’re clearly fishing for something to distort

Also I’ve never questioned anyone out of “curiosity” nor am I a nosy person so I don’t understand the point of asking a bunch of questions regardless. Like don’t ask me what I’m doing or why I’m doing it, if it doesn’t concern you, leave me alone

Idk but it pisses me of quickly, kinda like a trigger

[musingmedia]

Don't worry, I'm just really good at my job. You'll get there.

[kiwiplaetzchen]

Behind the doors in a closet there slept a niffler. Not a filthy, sticky, dark closet, filled with discarded socks and smelly boots, nor yet a rough, sad, drafty closet with nothing to curl up into or to snack: it was a niffler closet, and that means comfort.

"Nosy~" a familiar voice calls the teal king from somewhere outside of his luscious throne cave. With the golden duckie on one side, hard-earned Christmas ornaments on the other, and a pile of coins, jewels, and other shinies beneath him — he was bound to have a great day.

"I got you some tasty milk with honey and cream! Nosy~ Come out!"

Inside his cosy lair, nestled atop a throne made from coins, a few pairs of Sebastian's socks and one suspiciously pilfered tie, the teal-furred menace slowly blinked awake as William's voice filtered in through the closet doors.

One paw curled lazily around his golden rubber duckie, the other pressed into a particularly delightful emerald brooch. Nosy smacked his beak, yawned a tiny, squeaky yawn, and stretched one leg out.

Then he heard it again. That mumsy voice.

"Nosy~ I got you some tasty milk with honey and cream! Nosy~ Come out!"

The Niffler's nose twitched.

Cream? Honey? Milk?

Nosy sat bolt upright, which sent the tower of coins beneath him jiggling. His eyes darted toward the door, his beak sticky from last night's biscuit raid, and gave a little sniff. The promise of something sweet trickled into his brain like syrup on warm toast.

Ah yes. There it was. The smell of indulgence.

With an elegant leap, he flung one of the wardrobe doors open, a puff of glitter dust bursting out behind him like confetti. There he stood - the Teal King himself, in all his glory! Head held high, belly pouch slightly puffed, his tail giving a confident wiggle.

But just as he took his first step out, he halted.

Glancing back over his shoulder, Nosy turned back with a huff, grabbed his golden duckie, and set it down at the threshold with a solemn pat on the head. Only once the duck was positioned, watching over his treasures, did the teal-furred troublemaker spin on his heel, squinting suspiciously toward the source of that oh-so-sweet offer. If this was some kind of trap to get him a bath… there better be a biscuit too..

The bowl of milk, though, was magnificent. It steamed slightly. It sparkled faintly. It smelt like heaven.

Nosy did not hesitate and dove in.

Once the bowl was empty - licked clean, flipped twice, and double-checked for any missed drops - the fluffy menace flopped back onto his bum with a satisfied grunt. A teeny, dignified burp escaped his milk-glazed beak.

Then he paused. Something felt different...

Nosy blinked slowly. A specific glint started to sparkle in the Niffler's eyes. His fur ruffled slightly as a breeze that didn't exist passed through the room. And then, barely audible, in a whisper the Niffler leaned forward and murmured:

"…Mama."

A blink.

"…Arson."

William blinked.

Nosy didn't blink.

Instead, a cheeky little smirk slowly spread across his furry little face - a smug, knowing curve of mischief and menace. It was a look the Slytherin knew far too well. The same look Nosy had when he decided to snatch Sebastian's magic stick. Or when he vanished for three hours and returned wearing someone else's Prefect badge and smelling faintly of smoke.

He didn't say another word, just stared at Will with the look of a creature who had plans. Very specific plans.

Without breaking eye contact, the little menace turned and began to waddle out of the room at a leisurely pace.

Right before slipping through the door, Nosy paused, lifted one tiny paw to his beak and gestured a soft, ominous:

Shhhhh.

[ask-alsius-vafer]

Alsius was about to place a crispy, battered fish on his plate,when something suddenly bit down on the other end of his meal.

A little menace clamped his tiny teeth onto the other end of the fish, staring straight into the blond's icy eyes, unblinking, and refusing to let go.

Nosy, feeling particularly smug today, wiggled his tail in a kind of sassy way.

[sighs and pushes the plate of fish closer to Nosy, relinquishing what is quite plainly no longer his meal]

Is Sebastian not feeding you properly?