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cookiecrumble67 · 2 months ago

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saw one post about fucking a boy with a dildo just slightly too big for him and thought for a second about the one beside my bed that is, in fact, a little too big for me, and now desperately need someone to pound me with it PLEASE

how little it takes to get me this worked up damn

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quicksilversnails · 1 month ago

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I think it'd be funny if the new Pristine Cut gallery included the number/percentage of lines of dialogue seen.

It’d probably be too immersion-breaking to work as a serious idea, but just imagine beating the game for the first time, going to the gallery and seeing you've seen like 5% of the total dialogue in the game. Jaw drop moment

#og post #stp #tpc #slay the princess #the pristine cut #the real issue is that it'd make people try to see 100% of the lines which would be. an ordeal #bc aside from all the branching paths & optional dialogue & different voice combos #there's also so many subtle dialogue changes depending on the most seemingly inconsequential choices #the first one i remember noticing was skeptic's line in prisoner as you go down the stairs #usually he wonders if she remembers us #but sometimes he instead wonders what visitors she could referring to #i remember seeing the alternate line and doing a double take lol #i haven't looked at the code or anything but i'm pretty sure it's based on if you’d verbally acknowledged that you'd been there before #it's the sort of thing that 95% of players wouldn't consider especially if they're just trying to get to the cabin as quickly as possible #but like. if you hadn't said anything before it wouldn't make sense for skeptic to reveal that you'd been there before in a throwaway line #he's too clever for that #especially if he's thinking similarly to prisoner who tries not to ''give away the game'' by acknowledging the last chapter #so like. absolutely incredible attention to detail and responsiveness to player choices #but also a hypothetical dialogue completionist's nightmare haha

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shikai-the-storyteller · 9 months ago

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I'm so bad at actually remembering to recommend fics I like, but I was just reminded of "You And Me Were Built for Violence" and I wanted to take a moment and recommend it to folks if they haven't had a chance to take a look at it yet! It's a Fuga Impossivel + 2b2t crossover fic where Tazercraft are washed up on 2b2t shortly after their escape from Alcatraz and are found by none other than FitMC. It's got some great Fit/Pac content and some really good Tazercraft content. 10/10 fic! There's only two chapters so far, but they're both very satisfying and well written.

#i talk #fic recs #qsmp talk #I've got a ton of fics I need to recommend ahhhhhhhhh #I'm so burnt out I used to be so good at leaving giant paragraphs of comments on people's fics and making giant lists of fanfic recs #:(#ah well #anyways the author is on tumblr @ wsdanon if you'd like to follow them!#they just posted a bit about the fic and I was like OH YEAH I haven't recommended that yet #I'm sure most people in the Hideduo community have read it by now but if you haven't. you should #I like that Pac AND Mike were both stranded #I know a lot of people focus on ''what if Pac was stranded on 2b2t???'' but no. Tazercraft are a package. Do not separate them and all that #pftt #very well written Tazercraft (and Fit too ofc)#speaking of Fit - I'm taking some notes from his Egg event VOD because there are a lot of interesting tidbits in there #and I think folks will enjoy it as much as I am

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cold--carnage · 3 months ago

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guess who got fucking busted for shoplifting

#now I'm sure we're cursed #anyway #paranoia mode extreme!!#they let us off with a warning because it's a first offense #dude you'd steal eyeliner too if you had literally no fucking spending money #anyway i wanna fucking die now #paranoia is insane and now im convinced they've seen us on every camera and will come back to take us in #kill me

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ggreeeenheart · 1 month ago

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Oh? No "Okay- Unable to return to work" option?

No option for people who are too flooded in to drive into the office? No option for remote workers to report they don't have internet yet? No option for parents who need to balance watching their children and taking down hurricane shutters? The ones you didn't offer any time off in advance to make their preparations?

"Need Assistance"? Like you have some kind of response team? Like the person responding to this email is incapable of calling 911?

Thanks, corporate! You definitely made me feel like you care about me as a person 💚

#sorry for the angry post but i find this shit just MADDENING #they didn't bother to include a ''please respond by XYZ or [blank]'' so i'm just not going to respond #if my managers need to know if i'm okay they can ask me directly #sigh... i *am* sure that there may be people who need assistance beyond what the police and other storm responders can provide #but i really really doubt that corporate is gonna send someone to help you find a place to stay #or to help you bucket water out of a flooded home #idk. maybe i'm just being too cynical.#but this is exactly the kind of shit you'd expect from a hypercapitalist dystopia novel #how long will it take before we get reports of companies sending drones to check and see ''if you're hurt''#idk. idk idk idk idk idk idk #i hate cynical conspiratorial thinking but i can't NOT be enraged when the evidence is sent straight to my inbox

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meownotgood · 1 year ago

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THAT'S 60,000 WORDS LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!

#RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH #I might write a little bit more this weekend we'll see cause I may be busy #current status on chapter two: beginning portion edited and good #still working on editing the smut and #I don't know if it's just taking forever or if I added way too much to the scene where you jerk aki off #because why am I still working on that segment #you haven't even slurped on it yet #editing the rest of the smut is sure too take just as long though because after this scene #everything is pretty much rough outline mode #so there's a lot of work that needs to be done #I've also started working on the ending #I'm about halfway done with the rough draft for it #I figured out what I want to do with it I think #at this point I think I will certainly get close to 70k words but I'm not quite sure yet if I'll actually break that barrier #there's a ton that needs to be added to the second half of the chapter though so it's definitely possible #and I still can't say when exactly I'll be done #my current hope is to release the second chapter about three weeks after the first #is that good? is that too long???#you promised you'd be willing to wait didn't you... yes I'm talking to you....#I'm starting to gain a little more confidence in the second chapter after working on it more #gonna have my bestie read it when I'm done so she can affirm that I am indeed not a failure #ok I've talked too much #aki sex. soon. aki sex

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blackswallowtailbutterfly · 3 months ago

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Still haven't messaged my mom back. And I don't think I'm going to.

#you know how they say time makes you look on the past with nostalgia and that's why elderly people think so fondly of past decades? not me #there are moments I look back on with nostalgia sure but the overwhelming feeling of looking back on my childhood is just whatever I do #wherever I go whatever happens that will not be my life again. my memory is long I made a promise to myself I intend to keep I don't forget #support you having your grandkids if their mother is deemed unfit yes. take the older two myself if it comes to it yes. move provinces to #live with you to look after the five of them together where you would be my only adult connection and there's a language barrier and I have #no work history and I'd be between five hours and nine hours away from any other connection I have answer's an absolute fucking no. I've #seen how you are with my sister how you were with my brother. who do you think they call when they've had enough of you? do you not #remember most of the beatings I took was because I was standing between you and my brother? of course not because according to you you #never did beat me but if you think I'm not aware that would turn on me again the second I'm no longer distant and just visiting if you #think you'd find nothing to complain about because you've built up this golden child ideal of me in your head and want to forget how it was #when I was actually in your care you are very very wrong. I remember. I know that inconveniences a lot of people who want to forget #unpleasant things about themselves. me too to be honest I have memories I wish I could erase but I can't especially with regard to my #sister. I defended my brother but not her. not enough. and it's probably why I give so much to her now more than I should because it's #enabling but it is what it is I guess. I won't use my memories against anyone just for the sake of it but I absolutely fucking will #to protect myself or others. you want a redemption arc without admitting to anything? keep being patient and kind towards #your grandchildren even if you end up having to take them and if you can't do it for all five of them then accept that it's better for the #older two to be with me. that's it. those are your options: the older two are with me so you only have to look after the younger three or #you need to buckle down and learn from your past mistakes to look after the five of them and all that is *if it even comes to that* which #as things are it's not in danger of that! it was a regular fucking visit to monitor the situation that's all; they're not getting taken #literally every time she freaks out about something it's a 50/50 chance it's actually something or she's invented a completely #twisted version of events

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the-acid-pear · 7 months ago

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It's actually really funny how it is bc despite being an insane person with weird kinks whenever I see someone with kinks I DON'T share I'm instantly thrown off by it. Which is comedic to me bc you'd expect the freak to inherently Understand other freaks but no unfortunately that's not how it works necessarily.

#luly talks #i am way more open to shit when explained to me tho #like usually I'm outright Neutral about this like ok sure.#but there's things that outright are so confusing to me they turn me off #like i saw some mommy rp blog and she was just... acting like a mother #and it's like. super sweet of course! but... not turning me on? at all??#like i don't get why you'd want a 2 in 1 deal for a mother and a gf can't you just get the two things per separate?#and this is coming from a man with severe mommy issues too! I'm a man who lost 3 mother figures (maybe 4 even. prob more)#yet i just don't get it? like. i don't know.#like i dont get it when it's so Genuine ykwim? like sexy mommy daddy age gap shit i do get. i love older people carnally.#but when it is a real intention to have this person fulfill the gap your parents left (I'd have said hole goddamn it that'd have been funnie #r) it's like. do. do you know how hard this can backfire? like i feel it's only more harmful. like idk #like i am no one to say it i am as explicitly stated a certified freak but i really think some people should stop fucking and take an hour #off to go to therapy. just a thought.#like i have my psychological issues mirror into my kinks too I've thought of this deeply (not the cannibalism that's simply me being hungry #although i did make a huge post about hunger but i DIGRESS) but i feel it's different #maybe it's bc im autistic and aro Who Knows maybe this is about intricate social and romantic rituals i just dont get in general

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xejune · 6 months ago

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hey, did you know? if you want me to draw something, you can pay me to do so!

my commissions are currently open (and likely will be so year-round!) and you can find the price sheet for them here -> commissions

#& if you can't pay but you live in or near the netherlands (or further but can easily ship things): i'm cool with bartering too!#just dm me either here or on discord (@xejune) & we can figure something out ✨#is this because a certain someone who's been harassing me for over a year bc i dont draw fanart for her rarepair #just sent me an anon ask thats just a fic excerpt? maybe <3 #also im happy to write or beta-read in exchange for money too! as well as translate & write captions/transcripts #& some other little services #essentially: if u'd like me to do something for you; be prepared to do smthng for me in return (like pay)#sometimes i do take requests (i always make a post when those are open!) but those come with a risk of me not getting around to doing them #or not doing a few of them because its simply not what i want to draw #commissioning me makes sure that i'll draw what you'd like me to draw <3 #joon talks

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sluttyten · 6 months ago

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yall I want TDS3 tickets so badly 😭 but I don't know who to even go with and I'm not going by myself.... but I'm also seriously thinking I'm just gonna go ahead and try to get tickets on friday anyway

#last year i went with my mom and she enjoyed it #but im not entirely sure she wants to go again #and then my best friend doesn't like kpop at all lmao #but I don't know i might be able to get her to go w me but #i dont know how she'll feel about the traveling in chicago by ourselves thing #bc when we last went there together for a concert we were with her ex and he did the driving #so my last option is my brother lol because i asked the other day if he wants to go to chicago #and he did say yes so i told him attendance at the concert is mandatory #kpop is also absolutely not his genre of music #even though he listens to a little bit of a lot of stuff like country and pop and broadway musicals #like dude you'd love the theatrics of kpop and the gaybaiting they do? thats something he might like #and then one of my choices was my moms best friend bc she said after she saw my moms videos of tds2 #that she wanted to go see a kpop concert because she loves showmanship so she saw the eras tour and #fell in love so i think she would like kpop. she loved the wrist light things TS did so lightsticks are definitely #something she'd enjoy and the choreography #i really think it's just the language barrier that's preventing my brother and best friend from wanting to go #and the language barrier that keeps my mom and her best friend from probably enjoying the music as much #because my mom loved one direction so a kpop boyband isn't too far off from that #oh also i think my friend will tell me no because i've already turned her down for plans like a week or two before that #because i won't have PTO to use at work because i'll have just gotten back from a vacay that uses i all #and then i'm gonna turn around and take 2 days off for a concert (travel time sucks)

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claidi · 1 month ago

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Does anyone else find it weird that we went from "your vote doesn't matter" to "your vote irrevocably stains your soul and makes you complicit in every wrongdoing your candidate/country is a part of so the only way to stay pure is to boycott the polls"? Like it may just be me, but I don't remember seeing those kinds of arguments for previous elections

Since when was giving up what limited power you have with the government the equivalent with "I'm not going to patronize this establishment for x, y, x reasons"? I get that "interaction" is tied with the concept of giving support/financial compensation, but like... That's for businesses, influencers, whatever person on the internet you have a parasocial relationship with that thanks you for attention.

Idk, it just seems Odd to me

#us politics #its midnight and I've seen a few too many baffling takes tonight that really made me think about how different these anti vote arguments are #i get we're on a bit of an internet purity culture trend as a whole #so like taking the Wrong Action is seen as Terrible in a way that taking the Wrong Inaction rarely is #I'm pretty sure everyone is still actually paying their taxes so like people are still funding the governments actions?#but like thats Ok because... idk #you'd get in trouble if you didn't and by not voting you somehow don't bare responsibility for its use?#then ive seen some takes that just go with that because they don't have a candidate they like everyone deserves to suffer???#which okayyy i get its probably coming from a place of hurt but Still #anyways I'm not trying to come across as overly harsh here but I'm just REALLY looking forward to when election season is over #and we leave all this drama and stress behind for Different drama and stress 👍#hopefully after enough people voted against a guy who I would love to never hear about again

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medicinemane · 2 months ago

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Honestly a lot of the time, it's not even about people having to agree with me, it's about needing to know that they actually heard and listened to what I had to say even if it didn't persuade them

Just... some basic indication that there's enough respect to give a shit about what I said, and also to make sure that they disagree because they actually disagree and not cause they just didn't bother listening

It's all I really ask

#I forgot what this was about part way through writing about it; but then I remembered it's about Ukraine #like I just need to know that you actually understand what's happening there and what people are going through #you want me to care about your thing? show me you have any any any grasp of what's going on in Ukraine #it's uh... it's too many friends where if I'm just honest... this is about them #people I adore but people where... I don't know if they ever even once listen to what I have to say #...though maybe it's better this way... at least if they just ignore me I can say they just don't understand what's going on #that they're just being fed lines by other people or don't care #...if... they... knew the shit Ukrainians go through and still didn't care... would be a lot harder to respect them #would take a certain level of callous to do that and... these are people I care about very much so #...but I don't know; eats at me... you know #...and even on less serious topics... boy I wish you'd ever listen to me #if it weren't for the fact you say you like me... I'd be pretty damn sure you can't fucking stand me and I do nothing but annoy you #...I don't know if you've... ever... listened to anything I've said on any subject #when you do; you usually correct me... even though; brilliant as you are... you're erm... not always right #I don't get it... I don't get you... every word I say seems to be wrong... I'm so stupid and you're so smart #and yet you get real upset when I want to die... so you must actually like me and our communication styles don't match up #thank god you never seem to read my tags... or... much of anything else I say #truthfully I'd follow you anywhere; and you can treat me any way you want #but man I don't think my thoughts or opinions matter to you even a little... I think I just exist to be your rubber duck #...that's how it feels anyway #but all that aside... just wish you'd listen to me on Ukraine cause it actually matters #this post started out about some other people too... and sure... I like them well enough; and they're maddeningly wrong #like sputnik levels or wrong #drives me nuts; like you're not stupid and you're not cruel so why do you act so stupid and cruel?... turn you brain on #but uh... I actually just don't care about them that much #where as you... I could put it into words... but I won't #it's just a shame... like forget any of the stuff about me; it's just you're so kind... wish you'd care about what's going on in Ukraine #...I gotta stop or I'll go on all night; and I'm already too tired #mm tag so i can find things later

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keeps-ache · 5 months ago

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[walking around, peering into people's faces like i'm in an art exhibit] hm. nice

#just me hi #it's a give and take system and baby WHY am i standing in for the free samples cart #[dies dies]#<- irrelevant to the main body but oh man. oh mannngngnghfjs #//nice thing anyway; we're going to the beach :D #it's been like a year or so since we've been so yippee :DD #i like going to the center of the lake and waiting for the boats to make big waves lol #sure it makes it harder to get back to shore but in the meantime i get to go wheeee hfbhs #that and if you swim out far enough nobody will bother to swim to you. untouchable gfbsh #just water and water and water and oh hello dragonfly and water and that kid just fell headfirst into the shallow water and water and #:>>#//in other news too: i am like.. one 5th done with the third ref lol👍👍#it IS a bog. but at least it's a nicer bog ykno hfsh ?#//how funny would it be if they found atlantis at the bottom of like. a random lake #you know how underwater caverns are! but it would be neat hbfhv :3 #i don't mean any of the great lakes either; it's completely sensical that you'd lose a city in there. why would you leave it on the coast #dummy?? the water Will eat everything #unlike the earth; which only gets aggressive cravings now and then. and that's only cuz she's doing all this moving. she's earned it hfbsh #/also question. if our planet ate another planet would anybody here have a problem with that [wide gesturing towards you]#because you would have to assume it's natural. How and Why Else would a planet be eating another planet ?? plus. what if the chances are #high that it fixes all our problems lol. 'why are you asking this' see that's a good question. and every now and then there are questions w #leave to people of a more scientific or philosophical turn of mind. not me. i'm the 'do you support mother earth eating other planets whole #questions guy :) an important role in some states of being lol #//anywho i gotta get on my things. you know. the things? and the stuffs. lotta those going on. lots of things. and stuffs :)#and i don't wanna count my tags again lol - i think i'm in the mid-twenties but let's not be too sure about that hfhvhsh #so ciao toodles. i will most likely be back with some family-answers to the planet-eating question #byyyye :3

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coockie8 · 3 months ago

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i find it very interesting youve never shared the username of the og callout poster 🤔🤔🤔

There's actually a few reasons for that.

1: I literally do not even remember their username at this point, and I don't wanna go digging through my blocks to find it.

and 2: I am not a wilfully ignorant piece of shit, and I know that dropping someone's username in any capacity when airing a grievance is a sure-fire way to get them harassed, whether that's my intention or not.

Also they pretty rapidly proved they're not above cyberstalking, as they hunted down my twitter account (and possibly others), so on the off chance they are still stalking my accounts 3 years later (Gods I fucking hope not, like get a fucking life if you are, holy shit), I don't wanna give them any further fodder to try and paint me like some kind of monster.

They made some truly heinous, and vile false accusations about me, but that doesn't mean I think they deserve to be a victim of the mob they tried to sick on me.

#the callout post used to be the first thing that popped up when you'd search my username #so while I wasn't freely sharing their username it also wasn't exactly the hardest thing to find #but that's the risk you take when you drop someone's username in a callout post #people will be able to find you by searching for who you called out #there's not really anything *I* can do about that #according to a work friend it is now a different follow-up callout post that comes up #but it's a callout post that was in response to the original callout post #so it's all ammo from the same slander #I've mentioned before that I don't know what happened to the og #they either took it down themself #or tumblr did 'cause I reported it and I'm sure a few other people did too #they posted badly censored versions of my art they claimed was CSEM in that post #which means they either fully comprehend that shotacon is *not* CSEM or they're fully willing to share *actual* CSEM #I am not the worse person here no matter how you look at that #like hate shota all you want but being fully willing to share with your followers what you truly believe to be CSEM is never a good look #if you truly believed I committed the crime of exploiting and abusing a child by making that artwork then why tf are you sharing it?#distribution (even censored) is a crime too you dumbass #so again they 100% know that shota is not the same as CSEM and they're watering down terms to prop themselves up and make me look worse #or they fully willingly shared something they believed to be CSEM which is a crime #neither of those are good things

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smile-files · 4 months ago

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(insane person voice) this teardrop gjinka. THIS teardrop gjinka. yes this one will be the good one

#melonposting #and not my stupid autistic difficulty in suspending my disbelief wondering about the logistics of humans in object show scenarios #fig 1: firey. regular human beings can't be made of fire so how would a human firey be able to act like regular firey in any capacity??#a huge part of object shows is that the properties of the object in some way impact their performance in the competition #sure their personality plays a major part too but y'know...#unless we're creating some magic system here where the humans can take on the properties of their respective objects? but that's kinda sill #what if it's a human au in that they literally can't have those properties and so you'd see how things would play out if they were 'basic'?#well some things you can translate into humans. like td becoming one with water = being a really good swimmer #but like. uh. oj being full of liquid you can just spill out and replace with other stuff. how on earth would you make that work #i think i'm overthinking things too much. maybe #or i could do a school au or something......... idkkkkkkk #whatever it's just a design. it's just a design!!!!!!!! shut up brain and just draw teardorp like you want to

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datastate · 1 year ago

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#I HAVE. genuine thoughts on kai's complicated feelings toward majima's development & destructive behavior once granted freedom #& how it leads into compulsive tendencies + keeping people at arm's length by making a show of your violence.#make sure they understand who they're daring to trust as to shirk the shame/responsibility you'd typically feel #& in general how these two first try to figure out what they want to do after years of. physical/psychological torture.#where kai respects majima's decision to take this path in stride. but... that sort of carelessness leads to resentment etc #...there is more but i'm too sleepy. so you're just getting this silly image.#jestersvaguely #yttdposting #ykza tag

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