#and I’m only mostly joking this time

[roweclementine]

I love Zac as Grant in the new Game Changer but I think it would’ve been objectively funnier if they got Keith to play him instead and then Sam never mentioned it

[kagoutiss]

green beetle black beetle

[over-rated-cheese]

my sister just said that she is a will HATER

sjjshdjsjshbejshshsh

can we all get together and cancel my sister

[petrichormore]

!! The following is a rant and is slightly fandom critical, it’s also over-exaggerated and half joking !!

!! I’m just expelling frustration it’s not serious I’m just being silly rn so beware all ye who enter here (and also read the tags) !!

the only character that is allowed to kill an egg without repercussions is q!badboyhalo because this fandom treats him like a glorified nanny and they only care about him when they’re yelling at him to take care of their fav egg. he ain’t that egg’s government-assigned parent and he isn’t responsible for constantly keeping every egg alive but i damn well know if an egg dies on his watch, or if an egg dies of neglect he’s gonna get blamed - especially if an egg dies of neglect since he’s the only islander that cares about that apparently lmao (mostly joking). And the worst part is he’ll probably blame himself too but it honest to god is not his problem.

Bro needs a vacation - an actual one where he’s not taking care of an average of 3 eggs daily lmfao

[rowanthestrange]

Guess who lost his first tooth yesterday!

The beginning of freedom from the Shark Teeth!

[nocentis]

Reforged┆x791

╳┆The ground beneath them groaned, preceding its shift by mere moments. He prepared to leap from one platform to the next, but his borrowed attire got the better of him and he sorely undershot the landing. The ledge scraped him from shin to chest on his downward plummet, arms just barely catching the platform before he managed to sink toward oblivion.

As he began dragging himself toward safety, fighting the rotation of the still-turning maze, he felt someone grab his wrist and hoist him to relative safety.

“Stay on yer feet,” Gajeel snapped, irritation laden in both face and voice, “If yer gonna be embarrassing, do it away from me.”

“Right,” he agreed, just barely managing to suppress his mortification. Only the first event and he was already making a mess of things. Not using his own magic was going to be even more of a challenge than he'd already anticipated.

Blasted pants. It’s hard to believe there is any alternate version of himself that would wear these gravity defying monstrosities.

Belatedly, he tossed out an underbreath, "Appreciate it," as they turned to catch up with the others, who had taken the shifting map into stride and carried on without missing a beat.

Gajeel grumbled back, "Don't mention it."

╳┆As the third day's events began and the stadium came abuzz, he found his window to slip away unnoticed. The past few nights of aimless roaming about, catching whispers of that sour presence on the wind, have yet to bear fruit. All that time wasted was compounding; it made his bones itch. He hadn't attended these games on holiday — hadn't broken the rules and risked Fairy Tail's elimination just to suffer a humiliating forfeit and then sulk in the stands. No, there was something evil lurking about, and he fully intended to find it.

"They went that way."

Despite his prickly countenance, Gajeel seemed adept at sneaking about. Jellal barely heard him approach before he'd issued his offhand comment, pointing in the opposite direction in which Jellal originally intended to go.

Just as he opened his mouth to respond, Gajeel cut him off to explain, "They stink."

Jellal nodded, remembering the reaction he received upon his last expression of gratitude, and shifted his stride accordingly. "Tell me how the day goes."

"Nah," Gajeel called behind him, "I ain't yer fuckin' parrot."

[scatteredcloud]

Can’t afford my gender affirming beers so I guess I have to start smoking the eight I bought like 6 months ago before I promptly stopped smoking

[always-a-slut-4-ghouls]

I caught myself looking like 😑 again at the grocery store today and I feel so awkward. I don’t want to come off as an asshole to anyone working there (it must suck as a job, especially during summer tourist season) but my face is just like this! I think it would be really funny if I got a custom t-shirt one day that just said “sorry, it’s (probably) not you. My face is just like this” with the 😑 emoji under it

[daydadahlias]

if you never discovered 5sos what would you be doing with your free time you think?

crack cocaine

[floral-hex]

Hey!

my mom got a liver transplant. so that’s kinda cool.

[josephtrohman]

using patrick’s astrology chart to better understand how to write him

[science-lings]

Coming back for a moment to acknowledge that this has so far been the longest day of my fucking life and I still have like one and a half more until the game gets here

[a-raven-of-their-word]

Well I just had an intriguing thought.

Fuck all of you with your gaming speed laptop brains.

My brain is a original windows XP type computer only it’s running windows 8 on 5G internet. I’ve got the internet capacity and intelligence to run what I need to but I don’t have the right update nor the RAM to do more the buffer for a sold 30 minutes as I try to actually understand what was asked of me. It’s worse early in the morning and at about 6-11 ay night. After that I have a hard time shutting down all my applications and struggle to turn off.

When will my damn update be ready???

[bisexualalienss]

me struggling through malex fic that I don’t really like that much because no one is writing fic anymore

[koushuwu]

so in other news, apparently my coworkers at the office are now on the lookout for a potential partner for me.

[none-tadashi-left-hiro]

hmmmm. Sad