#cowboy.speaks

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lesbian who likes being called ‘pretty boy’ 🤝 lesbian who likes being called ‘pretty girl’

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oh boy. I may be cooked, chat.

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Uh. Hypothetically how do we feel about bitches who quadruple text 👀

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I forgot my chain today I feel like I’m out of uniform 😩

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Okay hi!

I wanna make one of those cute lil pinned posts but it will probably take me an entire calendar week (and then some) to get my thoughts together and think of everything I want to include.

So in the meantime, here’s what you need to know :)

First and foremost, this blog is 18+ only. Cishet people please dni.

I’m in my 20s, if you have specific age requirements that are over 20 to interact with your blog, I’m happy to privately tell you my actual age. Eventually I may put it on my blog, but right now I’m trying to avoid anything that may connect me to my main blog :)

Speaking of- this blog is new, but I am far from new to tumblr! My main blog is about a decade old 😅

I’ve always considered myself a she/her masc lesbian, but recently I’ve discovered the world of butch/femme and I’m leaning pretty heavily towards the butch identity, but I’m still unsure if I fully fit in it. So for now I’m going with masc/butch and you get the gist :) also think I may be leaning towards he/they in terms of pronouns 👀 I think I’ll leave it she/he/they for now, but I am welcoming you to use he/they pls!

I like all wlw and nblw! I’m not strictly masc/butch4femme I also like a good masc :) just gotta be a bottom and we’re good to go

I generally fall into a dominant role because it just works out that way with the people I talk to, but I will probably have my moments where I’m very subby on this blog too 🫣👀 I’m still very new to my submissive side because as a stone top, I’ve not really had the chance to explore it, but tumblr changed my life with dom bottoms and I will forever be grateful for that 😤🫡

**I don’t send pics of myself!! So if you just want to send pictures to me, I will happily accept them, just please know I won’t reciprocate it**

This is really long and wordy, but I love to yap, so. Welcome to my blog 🥰🫶

This will mostly be a horny blog, but it will also be a place for me to interact with people in the community and probably ask some silly little questions for things I’m too embarrassed to ask elsewhere. And since it’s an anonymous blog, it will probably replace my main blog as my personal lil journal so… sorry.

Update to add: I’m trying to add tags to organize my blog, but if you see me tag it with ‘🙋’ then I want to be on the other side of the post. Normally they’re bottom posts and I’m putting that to show I’d want to be the top that it’s about.

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dude not to be that cowboy, but I always forget how much country music fucks until I hear it again.

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hey y’all remind me to look up pack n plays later lmao

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40° out and friday means it’s the perfect time to pull out the Christmas boxerssss

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finally finding someone in my timezone and she works night shifts 🙄

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So there’s a sex shop near me that posts funny innuendoes on their sign and their latest was ‘DYWMTCOAEYPTYCOMF’

and I posted it on my spam story because I finally had time to stop and read all the letters and see what it said. So of course the two biggest dykes on my snap swipe up on it 💀 but it was so fucking funny

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Bro people are so fucking cute 😭😭

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being very normal about the thought of begging someone to fuck them and cum in them actually.

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just remembered that when I was a kid I always wanted to be a cowboy. like, like it became my go-to costume for halloween. I think I did it at least 3 years in a row.

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need a pretty person playing with my undercut 🥺

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Sad boi hours under the cut- you’ve been warned

Bro I’m getting to the point where I’m yearning for a relationship so fucking bad, but that’s exactly why I feel like I can’t have one right now.

I’ve been single since May??? I think. And I’ve been too overwhelmed with everything that’s happened since then to really sit with being alone, and now it’s hitting (dw, I’m still ridiculously overwhelmed by quite literally just being alive). But like. I’ve always been flirting with or talking to someone. And I’m really trying to force myself to be single and just sit with it and learn how to enjoy it, but bro it’s CUFFING season, it’s my favorite time of year. I just want to do cute holiday things with someone who wants to do them with me.

And for the love of fuck I just want someone to choose me :( I want someone to choose me and not get tired of me after a few weeks.

I’m- I’m fucking emo leave me alone >:(

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DYWMTCOAEYPTYCOMF? 👀