#and I’m just constantly pissed about it

[electricalhuzzah]

Hm wait since Stan and Bill had a heart to heart (ish) last chapter and everyone thinks Ford and Bill hate each others guts and are fighting more than ever….now I’m imagining Stan being like “hey bro you’ve dealt with him the whole time, he can stay with me now so you can have your room back!”

what if i told you,,, i was originally going to put something along those lines in the fic,,, but scrapped it in favor of throwing in something angstier,,,

and what if i told you… it wouldve gone something like this…

[Bill leaves room, just having done some shit to “piss off” Ford.]

Stan: Hey, Sixer, listen… I know Bill’s kinda a pain in the ass to ya, and I don’t think there’s really any substance to it, but… if he’s really gettin’ on your nerves, I can take him in my room and—

Ford: (way too quickly) No.

Stan: (surprised) I, uh… okay, geez. I just thought since he was pissin’ ya off and all… Why do you wanna keep the guy in your room so bad?

Ford: That is… an excellent question… to which I would have to reply… that he snores. Yes, he snores. Very loudly. And I wouldn’t want to subject you to that.

Stan: Don’t be a martyr, bro, I slept through a police raid once. I can take him off your hands, and I won’t have to hear you two constantly bicker about—

Ford: NO.

Stan:

Ford: I just… want to keep an eye on him, okay? I don’t trust him, not for a second, and everyone else in this household’s gotten so lax with him.

Stan: (mumbling, ready to let it go) M’kay, Poindexter, whatever floats your—

Ford: (saying too goddamn much) And, plus, where would you even put him? Our air mattress has a hole, your back wouldn’t let you sleep on the floor if you wanted to, everyone had “moral objections” to making Bill sleep on the floor, and sleeping in the same bed is frankly out of the question— I’d recommend setting oneself on fire before risking skin-to-skin contact with that jaundiced asshole.

Stan: … Well what have you been doing?

Ford: pardon

Stan: I didn’t know our air mattress had a hole. Where the hell has Bill been sleeping??

Ford: (thinking he is in fact cooked) … Another excellent question, if iI may commend you on your… questioning abilities on this lovely—

Stan: Stanford have you been making Bill sleep on the goddamn floor after we specifically said not to do that

(silencio)

Ford: Yes. That is a viable explanation. That is certainly what occurs. Regularly.

(cue an argument)

now, alternatively, if stan went to bill with this proposal—

Stan: Hey, Triangle, you n’Sixer been fighting a lot recently… If you wanted, you could move into my room and—

Bill: Not a chance in hell, ugly twin.

Stan:

Stan: Man.

Bill: I’ll take arguments and eye candy over denture cream and toupees, thanks.

[grayintogreen]

I didn’t obsessively devour new words and read above my grade in my youth to be told I shouldn’t use uncommon or “fancy” words in my writing. Use context clues or google it.

[cath-lic]

when are we gonna break it to american conservatives that we already HAVE schools that teach the bible and they are called private christian schools. oh right i forgot they don’t actually care about that and are trying to enforce a state religion

[jusst-you-race]

peace and love on planet earth but also Oscar you’re in the dog box

[haxxy]

Fun killer alert, I know, but I think casino apps should be illegal.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I’m annoyed by irrational numbers

I know they’re real numbers

They exist

But they are infinite? But not. They are decidedly NOT infinity. But they are….infinitely repeating

It’s like infinity into atoms compared to infinity into the universe but like

They’re also REAL FREAKING NUMBERS that can define finite objects (circles for instance)

I’m not happy about them

[makkie-is-screaming]

My dad keeps talking about weight loss and dieting 🫠

[ranger-kellyn]

really and truly nothing kills my art drive more than having to be in the office 🙃

[rigginsstreet]

My mother acts like it’s crazy that me and my brother aren’t friends like there’s a 7 year age difference we have literally zero things in common the only thing tying us together is blood relationship but I’m a horrible person for like not wanting to be up his ass. Sorry but family relation has never equated to a bond to me and maybe that’s a mental thing we need to get checked out but like I’m perfectly fine living my life this way. He’s my brother. It don’t need to go any deeper than that

[procyonis]

Going to be bold and say this.

With the way some of you folks treat people with less palatable disabilities, I really fucking hope none of you ever develop a permanent gastrointestinal disorder.

[mars-ipan]

experiencing any level of joint pain for longer than a day or two has only reinforced my belief that ppl with chronic pain are actually the strongest motherfuckers on the goddamn planet

[heroictoonz]

Some of you people are so fucking annoying when you post all the fuckin time about stuff you hate and talking trash about the people who enjoy that stuff like real human people you have never even met please for your own health and my sanity why don’t you start posting about things you love and enjoy? make some meaningful bonds with people who also love and enjoy those things? get some fucking whimsy in your life and for the love of fuck stop posting hate in the tags spread peace and love you absolute cowards

[dayz-ina-daze]

My computer might be fucked. Entirely.

Awesome.

[melonnade]

absolutely disgusting the way that the violence on my campus this morning is being talked about on the news. reading articles rn and they keep talking about violence on both sides & fighting breaking out ‘between’ the two groups. call it what it fucking was. it’s not two sides being violent, it’s one being attacked by the other. rhetoric matters.

[king0fcrows]

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[pissfizz]

Grahhhhhh the server I’m in is so fun and I love it but the one specific person that I don’t like is really making me contemplate leaving they piss me off so fucking much