#softbobamilktae txt

[beautiful-songbird]

They’ve gotta stop making “brotherly” relationships in media that are soooo gay. Like no those guys are one misstep from kissing don’t try to tell me they see each other as brothers. I have siblings. We do NOT look at each other like that.

[kisemooly]

⠀ ૮꒰ྀི˶ᵔ ˙̫ ᵔ˶ ꒱ྀིა ૮꒰ྀི˶ᵔ ˙̫ ᵔ˶ ꒱ྀིა

૮₍ .   ̫ .⑅₎ა ८⑅◞๑◟ა ૮꒰๑ˊᜊˋ๑꒱ა ૮꒰ ⑅ ◞ ༝ ◟ ꒱ა ૮꒰˶ ･֊･ ˶꒱ა ‌ ₍⑅ᐢ..ᐢ₎ ( – ⌓ – ) ‌ ૮₍｡ '☆ ˕ ☆｡₎ა ૮꒰ྀི ᵔ ๑ ᵔ ꒱ა

[beautiful-songbird]

Ok guys tell me your favorite god from any pantheon and what they're the god of. Go!

I will allow gods from fiction (aka not part of an actual religion) in this as well

[beautiful-songbird]

Would you rather eat a snail or a slug? What's the difference to you?

Snail. Because cronch. Don’t tell snurt I said this

[beautiful-songbird]

Someone write a romance movie where one of them has an SO and they DON'T cheat on their SO while they're falling in love with the other person. Like hey guys!! Break up!!! It's not that hard!!

[beautiful-songbird]

Absolutely breaking me to think about Odysseus knowing his son is growing up without him and he'll never get to see any of his milestones. His first steps. His first words. Him as a child at all. It was all stolen by the war and the gods

[beautiful-songbird]

Every time one of my mutuals mentions their partner I’m like. You guys are allowed to do that on the celibacy website?

[beautiful-songbird]

If I see one more person shipping David and Jonathan I’m gonna cry

[beautiful-songbird]

I have 47 notifications I’m actually scared

[beautiful-songbird]

Every day I open tumblr to increasingly ridiculous notification numbers

[beautiful-songbird]

Ok listen I don't ship zelink in every canon because some of them are just inherently unshippable but I WILL be shipping botw/totk zelink with my entire soul because they are just so so so special to me

[beautiful-songbird]

"Achilles mourned and wouldn't eat for days and slept with Patroclus's corpse and asked for his ashes to be mingled with his because they were best friends!!"

Sorry I have friends I would kill and die for but I would never do those things. For any of them. I consider myself blood bound to one of my friends and I would not do that. Sorry. That is gay.

[beautiful-songbird]

Roofing guy is super weird I’m not sure I like him. He’s grilling my mom even though she left the whole thing to my dad

[beautiful-songbird]

Pale with black hair characters are so so special to me

[beautiful-songbird]

When does a comet become a meteor?

When does a candle become a blaze?

When does a man become a monster?

When does a ripple become a tidal wave?

When does the reason become the blame?

When does a man become a monster?