#and I regret NOTHING

[corkinavoid]

A list of things I've done that pissed my mother off, but as Batfam + Team Phantom edition

Bruce: got into a verbal fight and held a year-long grudge at my teacher for not giving me a fair grade at an annual competition, and proceeded to go out of my way to win said competition next year

Alfred: refused to eat her food, got told to cook for myself and did so, ending up with both my dad and sister saying my banana bread was the best thing they've eaten

Dick: swung on the bungee rope over the dry riverbed turned into junk yard, fell, miraculously did not die, went to that same bungee rope the next day

Babs: organized a stake out, found out which neighbor had been messing with trash bins when everyone blamed raccoons, called said neighbor a raccoon for the next three weeks

Jason: kept reading books at night with a flashlight, when said flashlight was taken away, lit a candle and accidentally almost set the house on fire

Tim: fled to a different country across the globe without telling anyone except my sister, who's been 7 at the time, and did not respond to any calls or messages for three months

Steph: picked a dress with glitter for a dinner with her relatives after specifically being told not to, was forced to change, but took my revenge by exploding a glitter bomb in the car when we have already arrived at the relatives' house

Cass: responded with 'sorry I didn't quite catch that could you repeat' to her very long rant, over text

Damian: successfully clawed and gnawed at a classmate's face after they destroyed my painting

Duke: was the leader of school rebellion over the 'no wigs allowed in school' rule in sixth grade, managed to convince two teachers to join, ended up with the rule taken down

Danny: accidentally shocked myself with a tazer I stole from her handbag, cried, when she came to ask what happened, showed her by repeating the accidental electrocution

Dan: pushed my maternal aunt into the pool and watched her flounder, knowing very well she is a bad swimmer, when confronted about it later argued it was the kiddie part of the pool and she could not have drowned

Jazz: told her I was in love with a girl she disliked, when she voiced her opinion on it, made a whole argument about how I'm supposed to learn from my own mistakes and not from her experiences

Dani: zoned out while she was yelling at me, came back to her saying 'you're no better than a pig', impulsively told her 'it's because of genetics' and started oinking

Sam: painted my nails and toes on my left hand and left foot black, dyed my hair purple, but only on the left side, as well as got a piercing on the left eyebrow, while the whole right side was left 'natural'

Tucker: learned to change the wi-fi password and held power over the internet every time she took my electronics away by asking a friend that lived nearby to come by my house and using their phone to change the password

Bonus:

Selina: repeatedly stolen antique jewelry from grandma because she, in turn, stole it from my other grandma

Valerie: turned rogue, teamed up with the opponent team in lasertag and helped them win over my own teammates

Talia: threatened a person I will carve their eyeballs out with a spoon if they ever as much as look at my sister funny again, a month later gave them a decorated silver teaspoon as a birthday gift

Jack Fenton: failed my driving license test seven times, three of which were on purpose

Maddie: ruined her plans of my picture-perfect marriage by friendzoning a son of her friend, claiming I'm saving my love only for the important things like mozzarella

Vlad: scared my sister shitless by telling her a scary story about ghosts under her bed and then hiding under her bed and making 'boo' noizes

Clockwork: purposefully made her experience deja vu by wearing the exact same clothes and greeting her the exact same way in the exact same place for three days in a row

[linkito]

[hhau]: a night for living

"Haven't heard of that dance move," Grian teases, amused. "Tumbling down like a sack of uncoordinated potatoes." He giggles, tipsy and much more carefree.

"Oh, Grian, I practically invented that dance move!" Scar cheers, gesturing to spin Grian again, sure to guide him through each step of the process.

version without Mr. Beak chimken below the cut:

[leijonzzz]

I paid money to watch a grown man play jezzball live in a theater I love this show

[idiotdriftinginspace]

I offer memes for one of my favourite fics (written by @lets-try-some-writing)

I made them simply because they wer funny in my head :D

orginal photos and flat colors under cut

flat colors

and og photos

-and rambling as usual, and weird/crack ideas that I don't regret in the slightest; you have been warned XD

I saw this slav totem somewhere on tumblr and my first thought was: "Autoway, Ironhide and Springer". At the same time I knew this would be very out of character for them in the middle of war.

My excuse why I did draw it in the end? One: How could I not to XD; and Two: Since orginal circumstances were not suitable, they didn't have a chance to be young and do stupid stuff. And then it enlightend me: WHAT IF THEY COULD?! And so I present to you a glimps of "these 3 were born after the war with quintessons" timeline. I decided to shove them into either some military high school or just military, but not on the war front, after all they are still warframes.

This "alt timeline" (if I can even call it that XD) exists solely for this one meme, just me having a thought "what if they could be teenagers and annoy their sergeant (what if it was Kup >:) ) without major consequences (e.g. cleaning washracks for a month instead of having your helm blown of). And the funniest thing, I have absolutley no idea what else to do with this concept, exept maybe the RGB trio being a menace in th military (I am not downloading tiktok so terrible yt compilations must suffice, sorry <:) )

For lamborgini twins - I really wanted do do something for -back then a brand new- chapter 43, but again Auto just didn't fit in there, be it scale or how things played out in the story, and so Prowl was shoved here against his will. This is probably how Sentinel views them and why he sent Autoway there, my only excuse XD.

And Whirl is here solely for laughs, gigles and "what if he met the twins" scenario XD. If they met somwhere just before discovering the ring I'm guessing they would get along like a house on fire XD

[ickyguts]

@technicoloranimalviolence SENT ME THE ORIGINAL AND SAID IT WAS FLIPQY AND I HAD TO DRAW IT

[baldursghaik]

I think I've shared this art of Thyneron's mother before (which lmao is so old Thyneron even has his old scale color), but I finally drew up his dad last night. One of these days I'll get around to drawing all of his siblings

bonus rare unshaved Thyneron:

[cannibalhellhound]

I haven't done this shit in like 4 months and I've never had buttons on the tablet this shit is complicated but I like it

So ofc I'm testing the settings and all that shtick with the hot gay firefighter pilot

[drowninginships]

NEW FIC ALERT! Wanting Rating: E Pairing: Simon Snow/Baz Pitch Words: 4345

Simon has never known want like this before. Maybe he’s never wanted anything, ever, or it all pales in comparison to the burning desire he feels now. He sinks his teeth into Baz’s skin, and he wants. He watches as muscle trembles beneath his fingers, and he wants. Every gasp and stuttered moan from Baz’s lips burns Simon hotter and hotter and hotter. His body isn’t big enough to contain it all. (He’s going to go off, he’s sure of it.) ���Simon, please,” Baz says softly, his perfect mouth pouting slightly. He wants, and he wants, and he wants.

[lidensword]

Voici des petites scènes concernant les pilotes de la machine Olmèque et le groupe de recherche (aka, les gars qui "ne trouveraient pas une vache dans un couloir")

Tao a tout gâché.

[orriculum]

This is def the dumbest way to advertise my monster office romance novels and yet I will continue to do it

Anyway available on Kindle and in print now!

[unicrons-chaos]

a fellow starscream enjoyer and gemstone collector! hi hello! what are some of your favorite gemstones?

Oh! Ok so I have a whole collection of both gemstones and other minerals, tho none are precious gemstones not really. But I also like learning about gemstones because it's a niche of mine but also I like using it for transformers worldbuilding lol.

As for your question, my favorites would probably be these below the cut:

Almandine Garnet

They're a very pretty shade of red. I don't really have much reason behind my liking for them beyond that, tho they do also remind me of the colors seen on Megaempress and some of Megatron's designs in media, so there's that too.

Matrix Opals

I love the contrast in the opal within it's host rocks. It also reminds me of how Optimus Prime is portrayed in media. The name of this stone doesn't help with that either. 😂

Akoya Pearls

These are a favorite not exactly cause of their appearance but rather because the fact they are created from a breathing living thing. The fact something can be seen as beautiful and fancy to others while it's maker would have seen it as an obstruction and worthless feature is so sweet to me in the metaphorical sense. It somewhat reminds me of Starscream too(primarily IDW as he was cold constructed). Especially with how these stones are associated with fancy/rich, and beautiful individuals primarily women in older and some new media with them worn as bracelets and necklaces. Akoya are my favorite simply cause the shiney colors on them.

And my most favorite,

Star Sapphires

These and any other star stones iirc are created from internal fractures in the facets. Tho I could be off on that. But basically it's similar to the pearls for me, I just love how something that's usually favored for it's perfection and beauty can be seen as worth-full and precious still even with internal flaws that show. Once again in the metaphorical sense it can sound so beautiful and poetic. It also reminds me of how some members of the fandom view their favorites, especially of characters that are either wildly disliked or rarely see any recognition.

[princessbutler1316]

[mah-o-daryaa]

Spirit World Shenanigans

Kyoshi: Aww, what's your sky bison's name? Yangchen: Nujian. Kyoshi, yelling to Kuruk: TRY NUJIAN! Kuruk, on the computer: DIDN'T WORK! Yangchen: Kyoshi: What's your favorite number?

----- Korra: Do you ever wonder why you're still single? Wan, eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon: Yeah… I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me? Korra, sighing: I can name a few people…

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And here's a meme I made!

Bonus: Looks like he could kill you, kills himself: Kuruk

[happy-emmdings]

ouat scenes + incorrect quote generator pt. 1/?

[cosmiischillin]

Memes for how Twilight Town effected me

[swaps55]

The galaxy will just keep going. Everything, even the Reapers will come around again. But you and I, we are important right now. This is what will never happen again. Us.