#BLAME HIM
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actually insane that the image of oscar having his silly white sock’d ankles cuffed up and tied down is Not some thought boner in my brain but just Real F1 driver training…
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Also, make literally everything his fault, like they always did for other presidents. But even the smallest inconvenience. Forget your wallet at home? Thanks trump. Long like at the grocery store? Thanks trump. Work called you in again? Thanks trump. Never let him rest, just like everything was always Bidens fault or Obamas fault.
I've never been the patriotic sort. But I have love for the land and the people who live here.
It has been 5 days since Trump's inauguration, and there's already a ridiculous amount of damage. Not to mention future damage to the climate. So, to my fellow Americans, no matter race, gender, sexuality, citizenship, or political affiliation: fight back. Learn first-aid, engage in your community to build support systems, get involved with your local government, bear arms if you must. Whatever happens, keep going. If nothing else, keep living.
And, you know what? Be petty. Say "thanks, TRUMP" if prices raise. Say "thanks, TRUMP" next time a pastor becomes a sex offender. Blame him.
4 years and this will be over. 4 years and we will rebuild what we had. We will improve.
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My friend's reactions to reading IDW for the first time pt 9
So... he made it to MTMTE #15
#i almost feel guilty#but it's a canon event#we all must get heartbroken by James Roberts#blame him#rewind comes back anyway#it's fine#transformers#maccadam#tf idw#transformers idw#idw publishing#mtmte#lost light#chromedome#rewind#overlord#cdrw
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@technicoloranimalviolence SENT ME THE ORIGINAL AND SAID IT WAS FLIPQY AND I HAD TO DRAW IT
#BLAME HIM#HAHAHA#this is the worst thing ive ever drawn#it really was one of those “stop everything youre doing and draw this now” moments XD#i felt possessed#and i regret nothing#god i love this stupid ass green bear HAH#htf#htf meme#happy tree friends#my art#htf flippy#htf fliqpy#GODDAMNIT#cw veins
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Hermit a day may day 27-Grian!
I love drawing him and I've drawn him millions of times but this was a struggle for unknown reasons
Maybe because I usually just do stupid doodles of him
#hermitaday#grian fanart#my youtuber! Finally!#i made my grian design's hair longer in the back because of Joel's cursed mullet grian statue#Blame him#also he's a scarlet macaw because of course he is
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Genshin - Wriothesley x Aether
tags: anal, dirty talk, overstimulation, rough sex
* this is a snippet of my ao3 fic that you can find here
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“Fuck.. you’re so fucking tight. Do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this? How many times I’d have to restrain myself every time we were alone in my office?” Wriothesley spat against Aether’s ear, to which he couldn’t do anything but let out another moan, words failing him.
The pace he set was ruthless, his cock sliding all the way out before ramming all the way in, hitting a spot that made Aether scream every time. His body jutted forward every time Wriothesley’s cock found its way back inside of him, the force too much for his small body to handle. To keep him in place, Wriothesley’s hand found its way back to his neck, wrapping around it and applying just the right amount of pressure to make breathing difficult, but possible.
He was going to break— he couldn’t do this— it was too, too much—
And before Aether knew it, he was cumming again— the third time in ten minutes. The high was extraordinary, the lack of oxygen making him delirious as cum dribbled down his sensitive cock. He could do nothing but whine and scream, choking out pleas. Pleas to slow down? Pleas to speed up? He didn’t know, he didn’t know anything right now except for how good Wriothesley’s cock felt inside of him.
This process repeated over the course of an hour and a half— he’d cum, less and less every time, whilst screaming, crying, begging for a brief pause.
Two hands weren’t enough to count the amount of orgasms he’s had, meanwhile Wriothesley was still at zero, trying to make sure Aether was properly broken before he got any semblance of a break.
“Gonna get you addicted to my— shit— my cock. Gonna have you in here every day, just like this, fucking you till you’re sobbing— till the only— ah— thing you can say is my name, and ‘more.’”
#aether smut#genshin smut#genshin#smut#wriothesley#wriothesley smut#i am filthy#my friend requested this#blame him#not me
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HES SO PRETTY I WANNA DO UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO HIM WTF
#HYUCKIEEEEE#hyuck hyuck hyuck#loml#how can anyone be so pretty like#man#i lose my mind each day#and it only gets worse#blame him
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Fae!Gale @ me because I keep changing the dialogue of the current scene in ch. 3 so he's been sitting injured in the same spot for the past 4 fucking days
#im SORRY my bby#IT'S JOHNS FAULT#blame him#my little fae gale muse sitting on my shoulder#throwing fucking ROCKS at my temple#game of survival au#sorcerers vs fae au#sorcerer vs fae au#buck x bucky#fic writing#buck x bucky au
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Soup-kuna
#this is so fucking dumb#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#I didn’t make this my friend did#blame him
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I love Loki so much omg. His eyes are just so..
LOOK- he's so unbelievably babygirl-
no no i 100% agree like- im in love
#he’s the reason i’ve been falling involve with villains since i was young#blame him#answered#minoment
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If I see one more person blame Yuki for Geto's decision to become a curse user I'm going to commit a crime.
#she was part of the reason#but it's not her fault#toji is RIGHT THERE#blame him#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#geto suguru#jujutsu kaisen manga#jujutsu kaisen season 2#yuki tsukumo
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Guess who’s back again! (I got my phone taken away)
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omg hiiiiiiii
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Ey, just if you thought Jimmy’s retirement fic would be a bit sad cause Jimmy and emotions, just be known Joel’s sad lost puppy face has made it worse
#blame him#he’s who I really wanted to go and smoosh with a hug yesterday#cricfam#cricket#england cricket#cricketfandom#cricketslash#cricket fandom#joe root#jimmy anderson
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this is the context will you call me daddy?
Anything but daddy 😭
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