#and i regret nothing

[stiles24]

Right on Time. | e.m.

Pairing: Eddie Munson x (f)reader.

Summary: Eddie's best friend comes to the rescue when a certain 'fan' of his band just won't quit.

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Rushing through the doors of The Hideout, you're greeted first by the familiar rush of smokey air, and then the gruff smile of Nick the bouncer. Squeezing his arm as you walked past, something near the stage caught your eye.

Gareth had spotted you the moment you walked in, and was now waving frantically. Subtlety had never been his strong point, and today was no different. As each step took you closer to him, his eyes darted between you, and the side of the stage.

"Where's the fire, G?"

Following his gaze, it took only seconds to zero in on the source of his panic.

Eddie was kneeling at the edge of the stage, tonight's setlist clutched tightly in his ringed fingers like a lifeline. Leaning dangerously close to him was the She-Devil, dressed in her usual skin-tight clothing. Her real name was Tiffany, and she'd graduated from Hawkins High a few years earlier. She had a thing for guys in bands, and apparently, Eddie was really doing it for her these days.

Tiffany had been to the last four Corroded Coffin shows, each time doing more and more to get Eddie's attention. To her, this seemed to mean wearing less clothing, and invading Eddie's personal space more. You'd been a little surprised when Eddie had brushed her off the first week, but it was clear that he wasn't interested, something she wasn't, or didn't care to understand.

The first time she'd shown up to one of their shows with a few friends, it had earned Jeff a punch to the chest while the boys were packing up. He'd joked that you had competition for the title of their number one fan. You'd not so politely reminded him that you were their first, number one, and sometimes only fan, and that if he ever disrespected you like that again, you might slip and tell Ms. Dunne the math teacher about the dream of his she'd starred in.

Looking back at Gareth, he gestured wildly.

"You have to do something!" He went as far as to grab you by the shoulders and shake. "You have to save him."

"First of all, you've been reading too many fantasy novels, Gar. You need to take a breath."

It made you laugh a little as you watched your friend visibly inhale, as if it was the first time in a while that he'd done so.

Looking back over your shoulder, you took a breath of your own, trying to come up with an idea. Though you weren't above violence, The Hideout wasn't the place for it. You didn't want Nick to have to get involved, and it'd be a pain in the ass for the boys to have to find a new place to play for five drunks each week.

If you were being honest, you didn't want to get involved either, but Eddie looked like a drowning man, and as his best friend, you were almost legally obligated to help him in this situation. He winced as Tiffany ran a blood red nail down his arm, and that was the final hit of courage you needed. You just hoped what you were about to do wasn't going to blow up in your face.

Steeling yourself with a few deep breaths, you gave Gareth's arm a final squeeze and turned to where Eddie was in She-Devil's clutches.

"Hey, handsome!" Eddie's head whipped towards you at the sound of your voice, his eyes wide.

Before you could second guess your actions, you pushed yourself up on your tiptoes, and grabbed Eddie's collar, pulling him close enough to press your lips to his own.

The kiss was quick, over before it had really begun, but Eddie's hand came up to circle your wrist, his rings cool against your heated skin. When his eyes opened, you widened your own, pleading silently with him to play along.

A scoff came from behind you, and you called on everything you'd learned in tenth grade drama class as you turned to face the She-Devil herself.

"Oh, hi! I hope I'm not interrupting. It's just so hard to keep my hands off this guy when he's in the same room." Before she could say anything, you looked back over your shoulder to Eddie, who was trying his hardest not to laugh. "Sorry I'm late, baby. Heather just kept talking about her boyfriend instead of helping me close up, when all I wanted to do was get here to see mine."

At the insinuation that Eddie was your boyfriend, two things happened. Eddie's arm snaked around your shoulders from behind, and Tiffany huffed loudly, before turning to stomp away towards the bar. Once she was out of earshot, you turned to face him, raising an eyebrow.

"Mission accomplished?"

Instead of saying anything, Eddie slid himself off the edge of the stage, coming to rest directly in front of you.

"You-you kissed me."

"I know, Eds. I was there. I'm sorry. I just couldn't think of anything else, and you looked like you needed help, and-"

"You wanna do it again?"

It was pointless to try stopping the blush that spread across your cheeks, so you buried your face into Eddie's chest, feeling the rumble of his laughter. Folding you into his arms, a calloused hand found a home on the sliver of skin at the base of your spine, making it very hard for you to think.

"My hero," he whispered into the crown of your head.

"Sorry I was late,"

Pulling back a little, he shook his head.

"Nah, you were right on time."

[corkinavoid]

A list of things I've done that pissed my mother off, but as Batfam + Team Phantom edition

Bruce: got into a verbal fight and held a year-long grudge at my teacher for not giving me a fair grade at an annual competition, and proceeded to go out of my way to win said competition next year

Alfred: refused to eat her food, got told to cook for myself and did so, ending up with both my dad and sister saying my banana bread was the best thing they've eaten

Dick: swung on the bungee rope over the dry riverbed turned into junk yard, fell, miraculously did not die, went to that same bungee rope the next day

Babs: organized a stake out, found out which neighbor had been messing with trash bins when everyone blamed raccoons, called said neighbor a raccoon for the next three weeks

Jason: kept reading books at night with a flashlight, when said flashlight was taken away, lit a candle and accidentally almost set the house on fire

Tim: fled to a different country across the globe without telling anyone except my sister, who's been 7 at the time, and did not respond to any calls or messages for three months

Steph: picked a dress with glitter for a dinner with her relatives after specifically being told not to, was forced to change, but took my revenge by exploding a glitter bomb in the car when we have already arrived at the relatives' house

Cass: responded with 'sorry I didn't quite catch that could you repeat' to her very long rant, over text

Damian: successfully clawed and gnawed at a classmate's face after they destroyed my painting

Duke: was the leader of school rebellion over the 'no wigs allowed in school' rule in sixth grade, managed to convince two teachers to join, ended up with the rule taken down

Danny: accidentally shocked myself with a tazer I stole from her handbag, cried, when she came to ask what happened, showed her by repeating the accidental electrocution

Dan: pushed my maternal aunt into the pool and watched her flounder, knowing very well she is a bad swimmer, when confronted about it later argued it was the kiddie part of the pool and she could not have drowned

Jazz: told her I was in love with a girl she disliked, when she voiced her opinion on it, made a whole argument about how I'm supposed to learn from my own mistakes and not from her experiences

Dani: zoned out while she was yelling at me, came back to her saying 'you're no better than a pig', impulsively told her 'it's because of genetics' and started oinking

Sam: painted my nails and toes on my left hand and left foot black, dyed my hair purple, but only on the left side, as well as got a piercing on the left eyebrow, while the whole right side was left 'natural'

Tucker: learned to change the wi-fi password and held power over the internet every time she took my electronics away by asking a friend that lived nearby to come by my house and using their phone to change the password

Bonus:

Selina: repeatedly stolen antique jewelry from grandma because she, in turn, stole it from my other grandma

Valerie: turned rogue, teamed up with the opponent team in lasertag and helped them win over my own teammates

Talia: threatened a person I will carve their eyeballs out with a spoon if they ever as much as look at my sister funny again, a month later gave them a decorated silver teaspoon as a birthday gift

Jack Fenton: failed my driving license test seven times, three of which were on purpose

Maddie: ruined her plans of my picture-perfect marriage by friendzoning a son of her friend, claiming I'm saving my love only for the important things like mozzarella

Vlad: scared my sister shitless by telling her a scary story about ghosts under her bed and then hiding under her bed and making 'boo' noizes

Clockwork: purposefully made her experience deja vu by wearing the exact same clothes and greeting her the exact same way in the exact same place for three days in a row

[linkito]

[hhau]: a night for living

"Haven't heard of that dance move," Grian teases, amused. "Tumbling down like a sack of uncoordinated potatoes." He giggles, tipsy and much more carefree.

"Oh, Grian, I practically invented that dance move!" Scar cheers, gesturing to spin Grian again, sure to guide him through each step of the process.

version without Mr. Beak chimken below the cut:

[leijonzzz]

I paid money to watch a grown man play jezzball live in a theater I love this show

[o-phreneticum]

What if… what if we kissed in a glass coffin 😳😳

[idiotdriftinginspace]

I offer memes for one of my favourite fics (written by @lets-try-some-writing)

I made them simply because they wer funny in my head :D

orginal photos and flat colors under cut

flat colors

and og photos

-and rambling as usual, and weird/crack ideas that I don't regret in the slightest; you have been warned XD

I saw this slav totem somewhere on tumblr and my first thought was: "Autoway, Ironhide and Springer". At the same time I knew this would be very out of character for them in the middle of war.

My excuse why I did draw it in the end? One: How could I not to XD; and Two: Since orginal circumstances were not suitable, they didn't have a chance to be young and do stupid stuff. And then it enlightend me: WHAT IF THEY COULD?! And so I present to you a glimps of "these 3 were born after the war with quintessons" timeline. I decided to shove them into either some military high school or just military, but not on the war front, after all they are still warframes.

This "alt timeline" (if I can even call it that XD) exists solely for this one meme, just me having a thought "what if they could be teenagers and annoy their sergeant (what if it was Kup >:) ) without major consequences (e.g. cleaning washracks for a month instead of having your helm blown of). And the funniest thing, I have absolutley no idea what else to do with this concept, exept maybe the RGB trio being a menace in th military (I am not downloading tiktok so terrible yt compilations must suffice, sorry <:) )

For lamborgini twins - I really wanted do do something for -back then a brand new- chapter 43, but again Auto just didn't fit in there, be it scale or how things played out in the story, and so Prowl was shoved here against his will. This is probably how Sentinel views them and why he sent Autoway there, my only excuse XD.

And Whirl is here solely for laughs, gigles and "what if he met the twins" scenario XD. If they met somwhere just before discovering the ring I'm guessing they would get along like a house on fire XD

[historicity-was-already-taken]

My favorite dad joke behavior is to go up to someone reading a work of history and say “don’t tell me how it ends!!” with a wry chuckle.

[ickyguts]

@technicoloranimalviolence SENT ME THE ORIGINAL AND SAID IT WAS FLIPQY AND I HAD TO DRAW IT

[piperslovebot]

Nom Nom November: Denzo | Damon Salvatore x Enzo St. John (The Vampire Diaries)

A little gift for @doyelikehaggis <3

“Still a culinary wiz after all these years, I see.” Enzo remarked, watching Damon chopping a tomato.

“You know it, honey.”

Once Damon finished chopping the tomato, he used the knife to slide the slices in. He smiled as he began to mix up the soup.

It’d been a while since he cooked like this. And he only cooked like this for the people he loved, like Bonnie, Stefan, Elena, Enzo, etc.

Damon washed his hands with soap and warm water, then sat back on the couch with Enzo. He sniffed the British man’s neck, “Ric?”

Enzo shrugged, “He was getting on my bloody nerves with his talk of ‘good decisions’ and ‘morals’, and I was hungry.”

Damon chuckled lightly before kissing his boyfriend on the lips. He licked his lips, “This might be better than the actual soup.”

[happy-emmdings]

ouat scenes + incorrect quote generator pt. 1/?

[cannibalhellhound]

I haven't done this shit in like 4 months and I've never had buttons on the tablet this shit is complicated but I like it

So ofc I'm testing the settings and all that shtick with the hot gay firefighter pilot

[drowninginships]

NEW FIC ALERT! Wanting Rating: E Pairing: Simon Snow/Baz Pitch Words: 4345

Simon has never known want like this before. Maybe he’s never wanted anything, ever, or it all pales in comparison to the burning desire he feels now. He sinks his teeth into Baz’s skin, and he wants. He watches as muscle trembles beneath his fingers, and he wants. Every gasp and stuttered moan from Baz’s lips burns Simon hotter and hotter and hotter. His body isn’t big enough to contain it all. (He’s going to go off, he’s sure of it.) “Simon, please,” Baz says softly, his perfect mouth pouting slightly. He wants, and he wants, and he wants.

[lidensword]

Voici des petites scènes concernant les pilotes de la machine Olmèque et le groupe de recherche (aka, les gars qui "ne trouveraient pas une vache dans un couloir")

Tao a tout gâché.

[unicrons-chaos]

a fellow starscream enjoyer and gemstone collector! hi hello! what are some of your favorite gemstones?

Oh! Ok so I have a whole collection of both gemstones and other minerals, tho none are precious gemstones not really. But I also like learning about gemstones because it's a niche of mine but also I like using it for transformers worldbuilding lol.

As for your question, my favorites would probably be these below the cut:

Almandine Garnet

They're a very pretty shade of red. I don't really have much reason behind my liking for them beyond that, tho they do also remind me of the colors seen on Megaempress and some of Megatron's designs in media, so there's that too.

Matrix Opals

I love the contrast in the opal within it's host rocks. It also reminds me of how Optimus Prime is portrayed in media. The name of this stone doesn't help with that either. 😂

Akoya Pearls

These are a favorite not exactly cause of their appearance but rather because the fact they are created from a breathing living thing. The fact something can be seen as beautiful and fancy to others while it's maker would have seen it as an obstruction and worthless feature is so sweet to me in the metaphorical sense. It somewhat reminds me of Starscream too(primarily IDW as he was cold constructed). Especially with how these stones are associated with fancy/rich, and beautiful individuals primarily women in older and some new media with them worn as bracelets and necklaces. Akoya are my favorite simply cause the shiney colors on them.

And my most favorite,

Star Sapphires

These and any other star stones iirc are created from internal fractures in the facets. Tho I could be off on that. But basically it's similar to the pearls for me, I just love how something that's usually favored for it's perfection and beauty can be seen as worth-full and precious still even with internal flaws that show. Once again in the metaphorical sense it can sound so beautiful and poetic. It also reminds me of how some members of the fandom view their favorites, especially of characters that are either wildly disliked or rarely see any recognition.

[emathyst9]

Hi fellow Vita enjoyers (if you exist I have yet to meet one) take a doodle of her

I have fallen head over heels for her so fast what has this woman done to me /lh

[princessbutler1316]