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affectbreathe · 2 years ago

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Really enjoying Stardew valley besides a few things, like the strong amatonormative vibe.

This game is trying harder to set me up than my father. I'm running out of undatable people to become besties with and I think I've accidentally seduced Leah. I've had to blow up the stupid cradle that comes with my home expansion. I'm getting cutscenes and shovel talks and the fortune teller won't stop talking about that stupid field with me and (insert last 20 yr old I spoke to) in my future. Why this

#aromantic #amatonormativity #stardew valley #i really do like it #and I laugh at all of this #but it's also got me rather uncomfortable

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dendrochronologies · 9 months ago

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

#OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT? DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN. IF YOU DO I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.#i used to think about this interview all the tiiiiime i can't believe i let myself lose track of it!!!!!!!#maya angelou #FAVE #editing #*r #god i've read this a thousand times and i still laugh every time it's so GOOD #'OK. YOU'RE RIGHT. SO WHAT. DON'T EVER MENTION THIS TO ME AGAIN'#notifications are off for this besties 💗#i will eventually turn reblogs back on but 20k notes overnight was a little too much pls slow down ✋️#also pls do not follow me unless you are desperately in love with me. i can't make silly little personal posts with so many of you here!!!!

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shesmore-shoebill · 3 months ago

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"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

#smosh #smosh pit #tntl #shayne topp #zac oyama #tommy bowe #try not to laugh #dropout #smosh tntl 149 for anyone looking for the full video! since this took off :)#okay this broke containment noticeably so some additional context for anyone wondering #guy in trench is zac oyama. extremely funny comedian. he's on a streaming service called dropout. I advise looking up 'Make Some Noise' on #yt and watching the full episodes/compilations available for free there #He is in a youtube video with Smosh cast in an improv format they do called 'Try Not To Laugh'. Smosh cast folks are also very funny- a good #proportion of them at this point are also prifessional comedians. There are other Try Not To Laugh videos. a LOT of them. they can be #hit or miss but a lot of them are quite good (blind pairs or the musical episodes are all pretty good)#Smosh has multiple channels- this one is called Smosh Pit ajd also has other stuff they do. Challenge Pit is also quite funny. there is also #smosh games channel. smosh cast channel. and the main smosh channel #tbh i recommend looking up compilations of cast members to figure out what content you might find compelling but they make a pretty broad #spread of stuff at this point so odds are decent youll find something funny. esp if you already watch dropout :)#ok infodump over. glad ppl are having fun with this lol

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clearcutcasualty · 8 months ago

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“Do you think seahorses write fpreg” and the many other riveting things my friend texts me right before I go to work

#snips of shit #pregnancy mention #suggestive #love Anna with all my heart but she makes me laugh at the worst times #edit: people mentioning this is an old tumblr post. I have not seen it before. my friend might’ve been referencing it #I didn’t find out there was another post until 10k notes in

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago

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Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

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warriorblood1 · 1 year ago

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im playing disco elysium for the first time and it might be too early to call it but i think ive come across the funniest goddamn exchange in the game

#disco elysium #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #me and my bf have been laughing at this all day #i keep saying/thinking ''so youre the most mentally ill officer in the precinct''#its a shame you cant just say yes #for the record i picked the second option

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inkskinned · 15 days ago

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having good & true friends will literally save and protect you in a million unfathomable ways. like okay we have written so many times about lovers. but the way a platonic friend laughs and cries with you. the way they hold your hand at 14 years old and at 34. the way they keep a little silver tie to you, touching base over and over and over. how you can go years without talking, only to re-meet and discover: oh shit! you're still cool!

there are people who have been in my life for more than half of it, and i have loved every version of them. do you know how fucking beautiful that is. yeah love will save the world. but the way friends love you is gonna save the you.

#and before one of u is like '' i have no friends :(" i used to be there too actually #abusive partner cut me off from ALL of 'em. i didn't think i was lovable #it made me EXCEPTIONALLY shy. i still am actually!!!!#i just ... started saying ''yes.''#i would take pictures of flyers in my library and go to whatever events they had #i started taking community classes #if someone mentioned like ''i am gonna start x group'' i actually took a deep breath #and approached them to be like . okay i want in.#i started making the first move with new people - a small compliment #a smile or a little joke. just to share the space with them.#i have MASSIVE social anxiety. bad parent and bad relationship will do that to ya.#but i just... kept going. and going. and going. to each of these little things. and then...#like. .... idk i just am very blessed. i have a STUPID number of friends #a lot of which i reconnected with. bc it turns out love is never wasted. adult life just.#like. gets in the way. but also... i loved u as a weird little kid. i love u now as a weird big adult.#i promise i PROMISE ur friends are out there. u just have 2 find them. and btw #i didn't make friends with everyone. but i did get a lot of people to smile or laugh.#aint that something.#this process took me something like 2 years. it was HARD!!!!!!!!!!#i love u!!! hard things are often worth it!!!

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simplyfroggy · 7 months ago

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nothing in the new fallout show will ever have the raw cinematic power of this bit

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#there was a period where this meme was all i thought about all day and i would just randomly bust out laughing #fallout new vegas #sleepaways

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saragrosie · 3 months ago

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Sketching while streaming s5...

Jonathan Sims I will learn to draw you (this is my doing. I could draw him however I want and I choose to stick with an image of him in my brain that is difficult for me to draw. Masochism.)

Not s5 Mahtins below I enjoyed drawing cuz hes neat:

(Edit: I yassified Martin in the do not separate cuz I wanted his hair fluffier)

#yes I realize Jon and Martin are in different fucking art styles let me live #do not accuse me of being AI this difficulty drawing hands is all natural I worked hard drawing for years just to fucking suck at it #update I listened to 170 I heard it was devastating but my ass was LAUGHING #poor martin but omg me and my buddy had everywhere at the end of time in the background and shit was so funny #he forgor 😭💀#it was emotionally devastating at the end tho Jon suggesting he stay there um btich NO?!#Jon the literal Lonely is not worse tham being around you get a fucking grip #helen continues to be the best character her showing up for the juicy gossip is so fucking real #anyagays #tma #tma podcast #the magnus pod #tma fanart #jonathan sims #the magnus archives #my art #martin blackwood #jonmartin #jmart #tma jmart #tma season 5 #tma spoilers #i have to make a diagram for my jon and martin designs for s5 SO bad #if only i could draw jon.... >:(#i need u guys to know that my martin loves plaid and jon is wearing a plaid shirt thats too big in s5... inchresting....

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gothamite-rambler · 6 days ago

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"Who do we know that did drugs? I got it!" Batman said, calmly.

Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne stood in the Batcave, looking over some data on the Batcomputer.

Dick: None of us have done drugs or made drugs, but we need someone who's versed in it. Who?

Bruce (excited, sudden realization): I got it! Call Jason!

Dick: He blocked you again?

Bruce looked a bit sheepish, but quickly recovered.

Bruce (defensive): You’re not calling him?!

Sighing, Dick reluctantly pulled out his phone and dialed Jason’s number. Jason answered, but before Dick can say a word, Bruce suddenly knocked him to the ground and snatched the phone from his hand.

Bruce: Are you still friends with Roy? We need to learn how crack is made. We’re tracking someone!

There’s a pause on the other end of the line. Then, Jason started laughing—slowly at first, then breaking into fits of uncontrollable laughter. In the background, a weary sigh can be heard that isn’t Jason’s.

Jason (laughing, catching his breath): I’ll ask him. Hey Roy—

Roy (in the background, exasperated): Fuck you!

Jason (chuckling, responds to Bruce): I think he can help us.

Bruce: Oh, thank God.

Dick, now back on his feet, glaring at Bruce with a mix of annoyance and disbelief.

Dick: You could’ve just asked for the phone!

Batman: Get over it.

Roy: You know I was on heroin not crack!

Batman: I will send you $6,000 if you are honest with me and tell me you at least know how it's made.

Roy (huffing as Jason laughs harder because he knows what's about to happen): Okay, you're going to need a pen.

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feelo-fick · 3 months ago

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"it feels like just yesterday you wanted to kick me in the throat..."

"that WAS yesterday! good times..."

og post :]

#“warm laugh of fond reminiscence” really cracked me up i just had to #this is actually from a while ago but i forgotto post it #sometimes theyre like a skecth comedy group to me..........#this isnt really #chilaios #but ill tag it anyways #chilchuck #laios #thats all the tags ill put i suppose #actually. should i risk it and main tag. sure #dungeon meshi

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essektheylyss · 3 months ago

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CRYING at Allura just blatantly volunteering the Nein to go fight the Weave Mind with no buy-in. That's so on brand for the Nein. (Whenever they apparently GET BACK IN ONE PIECE??? FROM WHERE, BABE???)

#cr spoilers #critical role #I literally said 'three party strike!' at the break in DMs and I LAUGHED #ohhhh yeah it's all coming together!

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oakenshieldbaggins · 3 months ago

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