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thornestar · 7 months ago

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Some dumb boy:

Wouldn’t it be fun to give this boi every orgasm and then go on about my life as if I’m a normal human worm baby?

Me:

#I’m a mess #thank goodness I’m cute #anyone would be this insane #stuck in the house full of testosterone #with a sexy wife who is a beautiful ace I wouldn’t change for the world #but she smolders #and I am only a man #I can’t drive and I can’t leave my house #because of wheelchair #and I can’t get into most dude’s homes #I get really attached to my only visitors #I get weird about it I know but I’m in solitary confinement!#remember quarantine?!#this is my life #I’m doing my best but y’all got weird too #don’t judge me

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egophiliac · 1 month ago

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still rolling around on the ground over the contrast between Jack and Mal. it's so...🤌🤌🤌

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #sam's new year sale 2025 #(sorry if i made any mistakes with the outfits! i did my best but they're SO detailed)#man. i always love these silly events but this one really is just. chef's kiss.#i need an entire shounen anime about kite fighting immediately #i know it's a real thing i just need the big dramatic anime about it #preferably with jack continuing to just be extremely annoyed at floyd about everything all the time #also brb shoving everything out of the way to focus on canon confirmation that malleus does fibercrafting #even if it's only spinning and nothing else i am SO delighted #i'm not sure how much kite-flying is actually similar to spinning but you know if it helps it helps #malleus: though you fought valiantly i have ultimately claimed victory by conquering your kite in battle #malleus: also behold! i have made you a sweater

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doomedclockworkdotmp3 · 3 months ago

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his therapist woulda had a field day at their next appointment

#my art #doodle #fanart #resident evil 8 #ethan winters #i think its so funny that he has a journal in re8. not only does he have a journal but he illustrates it. i dont know if capcom intended to #imply that ethan stops every now and then to jot down the horrors and the hour that the horrors occur my guess is prolly not #but now its there and it makes me laugh. i shouldnt laugh at his mental health journey but i am anyways #shoutout to people who journal i wish i was you but instead i draw a guy feelin my emotions for me #but im so happy the sun goess away at 5pm. truly immaculate. i miss snow. but we stay chillin #i made more dear diary doodles but these were my favs n they went well together #i changed the entry in the 2nd one though cause i thought it was funnier to me this way #i cut my hair too short again im not even sad about it anymore like whatever man #at least its out of my way. and my shower was SO fast i got to stand there 5ever and it was still only like 15 minutes #fantastic. there are so many joys in life. theres twice as many horrors but the joys are definitely there and they are definitely joyful #anyways thats the post stay warm n cozy out there gang

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cookie-nom-nom · 2 years ago

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Their entire relationship

#tears of the kingdom #legend of zelda #zelda #totk zelda #link #totk link #zelink #totk spoilers #tbh creature #autism hc #autism creature #I am both #Get you a man who will sit and look pretty while you explain ancient civilizations to him #Exposition? No I see only an infodumping queen #something to nom on #Because ppl are (rightfully) clowning on me: image is weird bc I made it on laptop but it changed spacing on phone #So I took a photo of my laptop screen #^^ technologically incompetent

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potatounicoorn · 8 months ago

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Jorge: Thunder saga might come later this year, it will take a while

Me: Yes makes sense

Jorge: Anyway here's Thunder saga dropping 4th of July

Me: Oh thats so soon holy-

Jorge: Oh and also new versions of Troy and Cyclop sagas coming 4th of July too

Me: THATS, THATS A LOT JORGE-

Jorge: And we are working on merch and vinyls and-

Me: JORGE REMEMBER TO REST HOLY-THANK YOU

#I dont think this man nows what later this year means #And I am glad for it #THUNDER SAGA ONLY HOURS AWAY HOW ARE WE FEELINGG #RAAA RAAA #Up cucukdksospös #Epic the musical #Epic #jorge rivera herrans #epic: the musical #the odyssey #Odysseys #Epic the thunder saga #Epic the troy saga #Epic the cyclop saga

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holymaccaronii · 9 months ago

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PART 2 OF THE WYD WHEN MY GANG PULL UP IMAGE 🗣🔥

We’re welcoming AM and HAL into the family this time c: , I’ll continue this family photo series as I release new papercrafts lol

#being completely honest with y’all I think HAL is the only guy AM would tolerate #also don’t bully Minos he wants to feel included #I’ll make a papercraft of him later too #ihnmaims #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims am #inscryption p03 #edgar electric dreams #yes man fallout nv #yes man #Inscryption #ultrakill minos #minos prime #hal 9000 #2001 a space odyssey

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hellofellowneighborhoodnothings · 6 months ago

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house md summary

#these all looked fine as I was drawing them but once I exported them it immediately got all messed up looking so WHATEVER #I’ve been wanting to redraw Dan hentschel thumbnails and there was only one man who shared his experiences #house md #medical malpractice #gregory house #dr house #dr gregory house #fanart #my art #not cartoon related but what else am I supposed to do with these

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nothingbizzare · 1 month ago

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I still hope

#dont worry guys i am just thinking of xie lian ...no no i am not crying !!!#just aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this guy #this old man #traumatized lil guy ....#wishing to give him hugs #i dunno i could only think of how he sees himself and his younger self ...sometimes thinking how fricking young he was when he had to deal #with all that ...all the trauma GOSH ...and still be kind #AAAAAAAAAAA #no i am not crying *crying on my floor*#nothingbizzare art #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #xie lian #heaven official's blessing #tgcf fanart

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reticent-vampire · 2 months ago

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#my eyes are up here

#third gif guys. third gif is so important to me.#am i the only one who felt like intruding while watching these three seconds #idk this for me was hotter than a sex scene and no i won't elaborate but you get it #4th gif armand is like day 64 without fucking that old man when will this end #devil's minion #eric bogosian #daniel molloy #assad zaman #armand #armandaniel #iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #iwtvedit #amc iwtv #interview with the vampire #tuserlivia

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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A whole new meaning to Gay Chicken.

(For: Anonymous raffle winner!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #This prompt was super cute! Thank you for donating to the raffle!#And thank you to everyone who also donated!#Okay full disclosure I am on very little sleep right now so these next thoughts may be incomprehensible.#(That hasn't stopped me before. Sometimes the voices of the hat man give me good ideas.)#I have been vibrating with excitement for when we finally get to the chicken scene.#Because I really want to draw chickens! I love chickens! They are so optimally shaped for maximal cuteness.#That's a creature that was designed to be fluffy and sit on things. What is there to *not* love!#I know there is more significance to the whole exchange but really...I think Lan Wangji deep down just wants to hold cute creatures.#His hands are big and gentle and not meant for swords! They are made to be filling rabbit hutches with fresh hay and petting chickens.#This is to say; Lan Wangji's problems could all have been avoided if he was a farmboy.#He can still be a farmer. The two of them could run off into the country and start something new.#"True love is possible only - in the next world - for new people” Is a disco elysium quote I think about for wangxian all the time.#Ah but that's a different tangent. Look forwards to more art tomorrow!

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inchidentalmeowmeow · 3 months ago

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not in a yapping mood ❣️

My humble contribution to the babygirl max agenda while i practice digital painting 🫣

EDIT: there’s now a part two :)

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kosher-salt · 3 months ago

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I'm sorry but if Sami people can be understood as other-than-white and lighter featured First Nations people can be understood as other-than-white and individuals of our sisters the Romani when similarly afflicted by melanin deficiency can be understood as other-than-white....

Your classification of Jews, who span the whole gamut of color but share the racialization and experience of being othered among any majority, including whiteness in the north/west, is only further evidence of your racism. Because in doing so you continue to perpetuate double standards for Jewish people, which is dangerous when merged with perspectives that view whiteness as a merit signifier. Not that our identity isn't a fair bit older than this pretty reductive view, but

Regardless, I'll remind that the minority indigenous groups I mentioned are in the context of a white majority, but white people do not have a monopoly on colonialism. Plenty of people don't want to be called Arab in MENA and plenty of people aren't sure that they'd classify themselves as Chinese or Russian in the sense that the West views national identity. But that kind of nuance probably isn't something I should bother with if we haven't made it past point 1.

#jumblr #jewish #colonialism #imperialism #solidarity #fun fact i am So Pale in winter and assumed to be southeast asian or latina in the summer which is an interesting thing to compare #my dad is assumed lebanese usually #my brother is a redhead sort of but tans so folks are just confused but the red hair means hes usually on the euro side of assumptions #but that goes out the window when they realize oh shit this man is jewish #depends where you are #just like..... race #its almost like it only exists as a social construct and as lived experiences #you know like the way it affects Jews

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egophiliac · 18 days ago

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YO TREY CLOVER IS HERE !!!

TREY NOOOO you weren't supposed to look so cool, I was supposed to be able to save my keys for all the upcoming birthdays, how could you do this to me --

also hey. hey Trey. what's in that bowl.