#and 21 and 22?

[mattmonss]

Yaaaaaaaaaaawnnn

[grosvetements]

Ok here's what I ate in a day since I couldn't log all my meals at the actual meal times!

Breakfast: 2 boiled eggs, 3 tablespoons of white rice.

Lunch: Del Monte banana and Dempster's whole wheat bread + Jif creamy peanut butter sandwich.

Dinner: 1 small royal gala apple and 5 Kirkland whole roasted and salted cashews.

Might eat later due to social obligations, but here's hoping I don't!

[slowestlap]

Max F getting called Lando's bf (or mrs) various times by various people over the years

↳ ft. Tom, Theo, P, Connor and a random iracing guy

[keysandcrosses]

drawtober day 21-31

[pookypon]

lipid and gormoen my favs

[finallythebest]

beginning of malevolent season 3 is the funniest just for the sequence of Arthur walking into the Addison bar with fifteen pairs of pants on and a fresh scar across his throat, ordering a beer Normally, convincing himself he's been poisoned, throwing up all over some guy in the hallway, and demanding the voice in his head that is NOT the one he likes read him a bedtime story

[mari-cherri]

when u friend-zone ur girlfriend but like in a different way than before whos actually also friend-zoning you but in almost the same way as before and you’ve kissed but you also havent kissed yet but the all the times you kissed it was NOT currently in the relationship where you havent kissed yet and you spend all day being absolutely disguising about one another until nightfall when you proceed to sneak out and meet up again and insist on how just friends you are while you gush about your partner who you were making kissy eyes with all day (and not actually kissing)

big fan of the new love square dynamic we got in the second half of season 5, quite possibly be even stupider than before

[adriles]

you know what its actually really cool to surrender to your rage and to have your heart fill with savage power. Violent revenge is really the answer

[silicacid]

Plestia Alaqad

[francy-sketches]

Bday post I am now a hag by asoiaf standards

[souvenir116]

not press officers asking Charles' opinions about something that Max didn't even say ☠️

then Charles went "Max not that far" 😭😭

[clairedsfield]

sdl ep. 21 | 22 | 23

[hallowshumour]

TOUGH PUPPY ⚡️🐩🌀

[freaky-flawless]

The De Nile sisters!

[bam-monsterhospital]

i'm fuckin bawling, y'all.

[shankss-magnificent-ass]

Imagine the Whitebeard pirates learning how petty you can be

You: *knocks on his door* hey pops

Whitebeard: *just sat down for the first time that evening* you have a talent for picking the least convenient moment possible to need me.

You: oh you don't need to get up, I just need you to listen and do something for me later.

Whitebeard: *squints at you suspiciously* alright?

You: Ace was bullying me earlier, so I need you to ask him what a furry is tomorrow.

Whitebeard: ... a furry?

You: ... Yes

Whitebeard: alright

The next day at breakfast

Whitebeard: Ace, what's a furry?

The crew: *immediately stops moving to gleefully watch Ace squirm*

Ace: *wants to curl up and die* why do you ask?

Whitebeard: I asked you first.

Vista: *leans over to Izou* where's (y/n)? They're gonna miss this.

Izou: they're hiding from Thatch in my room, they pointed out the doors on the kitchen cabinets are warping because he said their chowder was bland and lacked soul.

Vista: wasn't it their mum's recipe?

Izou: yup

Marco: wait, didn't Ace make fun of a picture (y/n) drew yesterday?

Izou and Vista: (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠!

Izou: you don't think this, *points at Whitebeard and Ace* has anything to do with that?

Vista: I dunno, but I definitely know I'm gonna go outta my way to stay on their good side from now on.

Izou: A wise choice, I'm doing the same

Marco: I'm not

Izou: Why the hell not?

Marco: I'm not afraid of them.

You: *Grabs his ankle from under the table where you've been hiding the entire time*

Marco: *screams*

You: hehe, you would be wise to be nice to me. I already know what I'll do to you if you don't. It'll knock you outta yer gay little shoes.

Marco: my shoes aren't gay!

Vista: no they're pretty gay, thought you knew.

Izou: *nods his head* it's the tassels

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