shankss-magnificent-ass
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 23 hours ago
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I finally made the meme I've had in my head for over a year
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 23 hours ago
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A zillion hours of hammering, skiving, dyeing, and Angelus paint later, finally finished my rapier hanger.
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 days ago
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 days ago
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starting a foundation that gives disadvantaged children one wild ass night at the club
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 days ago
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 days ago
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I'm vitamin d deficient enough it's giving me sciatica.
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Seasonal affective disorder havers how are we all coping
[ID: Two versions of the cat screaming at food bowl meme. The first has a clock showing 4pm and is captioned "WHY IS IT NIGHTTIME". The second has a November calendar and is captioned "WHY IS IT TEMPERATURES".]
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 2 days ago
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He stabbed himself
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 days ago
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cold evening
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 days ago
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caitlyn's garden of violets
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 days ago
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I was expecting eyebrows! I was wrong!
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 days ago
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Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 days ago
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 3 days ago
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hey man. nice regional dialect. mind if i apply some baseless assumptions about your personhood to it? i was also gonna prescribe morality to it as well. if that’s cool with you
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 4 days ago
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God damn
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"Si, you owe me a new couch," you half-joke, trying to ease some of the palpable tension in the air, as you sit next to your boyfriend, Simon, on your couch, cleaning the gash on his side with a face cloth.
The poor guy had shown up at your door in the middle of the night with the nastiest gash to his side. It was a superficial cut, so nothing that needed immediate medical attention, but it still bled—a lot
He wouldn't say how he acquired the laceration, but you suspected it couldn't have been good. You kept your assumptions to yourself and have been tending to them for the last five minutes or so.
"I'll buy you any kind you like," he picks his head up from its place on the back of the couch. You catch his eyes boring into the side of your head as you continue cleaning the area, finally looking up to lock eyes with him. The sincerity in his eyes has you letting out a small laugh.
"You don't have to," you murmur as your eyes shift to the gauze to your side. You carefully open a fresh piece, place it on the cut, and secure it with paper tape. You gently press the sides, securing the tape to his skin. "All done. Good boy," you jokingly say, tossing the gauze's empty packaging onto the coffee table in front of you.
You feel his hand grip your chin, pulling you towards his lips. You are slightly taken aback, even making a noise of surprise, but you quickly reciprocate the kiss.
He tasted of Nicorette gum and cigarette smoke with a hint of liquor. You would scowl at him later for the cigarette smell since he had supposedly quit, but right now, you could feel by the way he gripped your face he craved a taste of you.
You raised your hand to grip his jaw, trying to bring him closer. He senses your desire, gripping your hips and swinging you over his legs so you are now straddling him, never once disconnecting his lips from yours.
While you adjust to the new position, your knee grazes his gash, making him grunt into your mouth. You pull back slightly to speak; both of your chests are heaving. "Am I hurting you?" Your brows furrow in concern as you gently bring your hand to rest in his messy hair.
He knots his hand in your hair, lips brushing against yours. "Only if you stop,” he pants, deepening the kiss.
You smile into his lips, gripping his jaw, feeling his teeth clash against your own. One of his hands lingers over your hip once again, kneading the fat of it. The other lingers from your hair to pull down your shirt on your shoulder, revealing your collarbone.
His lips hover over your clavicle, eyes flicking to take note of a new, very small ‘s’ inked into your flesh. He brings his hand up to brush his fingertips over the tattoo.
“You got this for me?” He enunciates the ‘me,’ like it was just so unable to believe you would ever want to taint your skin for him.
“You like it?” You chew on your bottom lip, giddy with anticipation. He leans back against the back of the chair, shifting his torso a little. You let out a slight moan when you feel how hard he is.
“Do you feel that?” He gruffs, gripping your waist and grinding you against his clothed hard-on. You grip his shoulders with each of your hands tightly, hissing through your teeth, “How could I not?”
He leans forward, lips hovering over the shell of your ear so you can feel his hot breath against your skin. “I fuckin’ love it.”
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a/n: a little fic just bc it's been a hot sec<3 divider!
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 5 days ago
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I love him
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 6 days ago
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Parents and children~
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shankss-magnificent-ass · 7 days ago
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