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misswarmnights · 11 months
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Everybody Loves Raymond (Tickle Headcanons)
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Ray: Ray is ticklish but very shy about it. His most ticklish spot would be the soles of his feet. That is the reason why we almost never see him barefoot on the show. It’s true that on the show, Ray is almost always wearing socks, slippers, or shoes. He even wears socks to bed sometimes. Why? Obviously because he is afraid of getting his feet tickled! Robert used to tickle torture his feet when they were children. Debra is actually unaware of how ticklish Ray’s feet are, and Ray hopes to keep it a secret from her. He also has a ticklish neck. Ray definitely prefers to tickle rather than to be tickled. His main target is Debra, but he likes to play tickle monster with the kids as well.
Debra: Debra is extremely ticklish (a fact made known on the show) and she is often tickled by Ray. She doesn’t usually tickle him back because she’s not into it as much as Ray is. She does enjoy being tickled but only when she is in the right mood. Sometimes, if she is in a bad mood, Ray will tickle her in an attempt to cheer her up. Sometimes it works, but other times it just annoys her. Debra’s most ticklish spots would be her armpits, ribs, stomach, and feet.
Robert: Robert is very ticklish (this fact is revealed on an episode of the show). His most ticklish spot would be his stomach especially in and around his belly button. He enjoys being tickled when he is in the right mood. He often plays tickle monster with his niece Ally and nephews Michael and Geoffrey. The kids love it when their sweet Uncle Robert playfully tickles them. He greatly enjoys tickling Amy during their intimate moments together and he always wishes that she would tickle him back, but she doesn’t always get him back. Sometimes Robert will ask her to tickle his tummy which Amy finds precious and will oblige. His deep, booming laugh is totally cute and Amy loves it.
Amy: Amy is most ticklish on her sides, which Robert discovered and was more than happy to take advantage of. She is shy about being tickled and a little embarrassed by her laugh, but Robert assures Amy that her laugh is adorable. As a child, Amy was tickled by her big brother who was playful but always gentle with her.
Frank: Frank is not ticklish and doesn’t have much interest in it. However, he does have a soft side and did occasionally tickle Robert and Ray back when they were young children. He still tickles Marie from time to time.
Marie: Marie isn’t super ticklish, but she is ticklish enough to squirm and giggle a bit. Frank will tickle her during times when he is being frisky and flirty. She used to tickle Ray and Robert all the time back when they were kids. From playing ‘this little piggy’ with their toes to blowing raspberries on their tummies. Eventually, the boys got old enough to the point where they didn’t want to be tickled by their mom anymore, but Marie still treasures those beautiful memories in her heart.
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icedsodapop · 10 months
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Of fucking course Sacha Baron Cohen will come out swinging for Amy Schumer
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That said, remember the time Sacha Baron Cohen labeled a Palestinian non-profit employee a "terrorist" in his film, Bruno?
And that's not even covering the islamophobic caricatures the man had created in his career (Ali G). He has always been an anti-Palestinian islamophobic asshole.
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Happy Birthday Isla Fisher!
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nerds-yearbook · 1 month
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In 1893, H.G. Wells was showing off his Time Machine that he had constructed to a small group of select friends. What he didn’t realize was that one of the friends was actually Jack the Ripper. When the police came close to capturing the murderer, the killer used Wells’ machine to escape to 1979.(Time After Time, Flm)
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kamilah-is-queen · 2 months
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I’m open to asks and fic requests if anyone out there wants to spam my inbox… 😁
I figured I’d broaden my horizons a little, to try and help keep other stans happy, so I’ll be happy to write for any BloodBound character. I’ll just make a note to make different sections on my masterlist for the different pairings.
And yes, your asks will be answered within a week, that’s a promise. I’ve got a few weeks left till I get busy again, so hurry!
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pussydemolisher900 · 7 months
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karlenatheone · 2 years
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I'm with Baron on this one 🤣
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jazzschmazz · 2 years
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deadhorserecords · 2 years
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galadriel1010 · 5 months
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Not to overthink about this or anything, but the consequences of some of Phryne's decisions are hilarious and genuinely life changing in ways that the show never touches on.
Phryne flies to England. In doing so, she becomes the first woman to fly solo between the two countries. The real first woman to fly between the two countries was Amy Johnson. Yes, that Amy Johnson. She was a complete unknown when she set off from Croydon, and only started attracting attention when she was in Asia and on schedule to break the record for fastest journey. When she eventually reached Darwin, she received over 500 telegrams, and a crowd of over 30,000 people welcomed her when she arrived in Melbourne. Shell received so many complaints about her route from people who wanted her to visit their town that they had to put an announcement in the paper that it was nothing to do with them.
Miss Fisher is not an unknown. By the time she leaves Australia, she is the daughter of a Baron and the niece of one of Melbourne's more respectable matriarchs. She has directed a box-office breaking film after investigating the murder of its much-loved star, organised a tennis tournament and investigated the murder of a rising tennis star, and additionally been involved in the investigation of the murders of a hugely popular and successful football player, a noted theatre actor, a well-known French artist and a racing driver.
It's no wonder she had Frederick Burn outside her house. She was already a celebrity, before she set off on such a ridiculous endeavour. She's the sort of woman who gets featured on stamps, and in ranges of inspirational books for little girls. She has almost certainly been a Barbie.
The personal life section of her Wikipedia is just going to be a list of notable men she was rumoured to be engaged to and then Jack, at the bottom of a 10,000 word essay about all the other ridiculous shit that she did, and it will double in length when the Official Secrets Act expires.
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cogentranting · 2 years
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I can respect the actors who just want to do the serious award-bait stuff. But I have so much more respect for the super-talented Oscar  winning/nominated actors who do those movies but then also jump over to a big blockbuster or something weird or campy or silly and just put every ounce of that award-bait talent into that role too.  Amy Adams embodying a cartoon wicked stepmother brought to life. Geoffrey Rush fully becoming a pirate lord.  Adam Driver pouring his entire soul into that Oil Baron SNL sketch.  Tom Hardy climbing into a lobster tank. 
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houserosaire · 21 days
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Prompt #5: Stamp
The ruin had been a church once, not so very long ago. Silvaineaux had just seen his thirtieth summer and he remembered when it had held pride of place in the small village, tall and intact and gleaming with bright-hued glass. It had not compared to Ishgard’s cathedral even then, of course, but it had been beautiful when he was a boy.
It was certainly not beautiful now. The gleaming tiles of the roof were scattered under the snow and the windows gaped like empty eye sockets in the broken remnants of the walls. He swung down from Joyeux almost reluctantly, the crunch of his boots meeting the snow loud in the emptiness that once had been a street. “Wait here, mon fidèle ami.”
Joyeux whistled a low response, quietly, as if the silence oppressed him too.
Silvaineaux reached up to scratch at his cheek. “I’ll be back in a moment.” He said, and left the reins draped over the pommel.
He crossed to what had been the door of the church in determined strides. No door hung in that empty and half broken frame, and the space within had been open to the sky for years. He could not see the flooring under the snow, nor the blood. Yet the dragon’s fire had left its mark on what remained of the walls. Its skull too remained,  empty of eyes and teeth alike.
Silvaineaux spared it one long look, but then turned away. He had not come here for the dragon. Nor only for the memories he had left in this place, though they crowded around him thick and fast until he could almost feel again the heat of the fire that had seared the altar and smell the reek of dragon and blood.  
He closed his eyes as though that might shut them out. The air was cold. He smelled neither blood nor scales even if the faint scent of charring lingered even now. Silvaineaux thought of the page in the book that had brought him here on this fool’s errand, imagining the old picture, counting the pillars, then he opened eyes and turned. He counted the pillars, found the stretch of wall he wanted. 
It still stood even if it was burned black. He tugged off his glove to run his bare fingers across it. It was cold enough to burn and his fingers  came away dark with soot, but he could feel the ridges of the carving he had expected beneath. It was the work of a few moments to tug out the paper he’d brought, to run the edge of a pencil over it until the marks beneath appeared on the sheet. The hawk with its rosary, beneath that the words. ‘In memory of Baron Aristide de Rosaire who gave his life in this place.’  
He had not noticed it on the day he almost lost his own life in this place. No one would notice it now, hidden as it was beneath the char on a ruined wall. Yet his forebear had left his stamp on this place, his blood in this land. 
Silvaineaux reached out again to set his own hand over the shape of the hawk on the wall and finally turned to look at the place nearer the door where the far fresher blood should have been. His breath left him in a sigh that was equal parts relief and grief. There was only snow, the blood hidden away beneath all the intervening years of it. The thing he had half feared was not there either. 
No youthful spirit lingered to rebuke him.
Rolling his paper he tucked it into his jacket and crossed to kneel in the snow there as he had knelt on that spot once before. The last time it had been to take something up. This time he had brought something to leave. He tugged a small metal plate from the pouch at his belt to tuck in against the stone of the wall. It had no family’s crest to ornament it, no embellishment, only a few carefully chosen words.
‘In memory of Florent Gagnon who gave his life in this place.’
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ssriuser · 10 months
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long list of celebs who are currently or have a history of supporting israel if u see someone not on this list please add to it in the comments or tags!!
amy schumer, sacha baron cohen, selena gomez, gal gadot, fran drescher, pharrell williams, jamie lee curtis, sarah silverman, gerard butler, ashton kutcher, katharine mcphee, arnold schwarzenegger, mayim bialik, michael rapaport, floyd mayweather, seal, debra messing, josh gad, noah schnapp, jerry seinfeld, timothee chalamet, madonna, chris rock, bella thorne, adam sandler, eugene levy, james corden, courteney cox, billy porter, barbra streisand, pamela anderson jack black, isla fisher, jason sudeikis, justin timberlake, jessica biel, jon hamm, judd apatow, annabelle dexter-jones, ben stiller, chelsea handler, mandy moore, eli roth, karlie kloss, chloe fineman, natalie portman, helen mirren, michael douglas, josh peck, jason alexander, lance bass, jim gaffigan, kris jenner, florence pugh, liev schreiber, ashley tisdale, reese witherspoon, justin bieber, mila kunis, sofia richie, nina dobrev, paris jackson, rita ora, katy perry, lindsay lohan, dwayne johnson, chris pine, andy garcia, nikki glaser, zachary levi, george lopez, howie mandel, quentin tarantino, nicholas sparks, kathy griffin, heather locklear, sarah michelle gellar, andy cohen, bono, max greenfield, jennifer love hewitt, busy philipps, alison brie, sara bareilles, sarah paulson, brooklyn beckham, jk rowling, patton oswalt, lebron james, jon voight, ellen degeneres, kim karshian, khloe kardashian, demi lovato, slyvester stallone, jessie j, addison rae, jon bon jovi, sharon osbourne, neil patrick harris
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DEADPOOL 2 (2018)
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Deux ans après les événements du premier film, Deadpool / Wade Wilson est devenu un mercenaire tuant de nombreux criminels à travers le monde. Lors d'une mission dans sa ville, il s'apprête à tuer un baron de la drogue, qui réussit à s'échapper dans un premier temps. Il rentre chez lui pour célébrer l'anniversaire de son couple avec Vanessa Carlysle et les deux s'échangent leurs cadeaux : Vanessa reçoit un jeton de la salle d'arcade de leur première rencontre et Wade reçoit le stérilet de sa compagne, qui lui annonce qu'elle est prête à fonder une famille avec lui. Plus tard dans la nuit, le baron de la drogue et ses hommes attaquent l'appartement de Wade et Vanessa qui est tuée d'une balle en plein cœur durant l'assaut. Anéanti, Wade poursuit le criminel dans la rue, puis l'étreint sur la route, alors qu'un camion les renverse à toute vitesse, tuant ainsi le baron.
Six semaines plus tard, Deadpool décide de mettre fin à ses jours en faisant exploser son appartement à l'aide de barils d'essence. Pendant sa « mort », Wade retrouve Vanessa dans une vision de leur appartement dans l'au-delà, qui lui dit qu'il doit poser son cœur à la bonne place, le laissant dans une grande confusion. Wade est renvoyé dans la réalité, au moment où le X-Man Colossus, en investigation de l'explosion, ramène les restes de son corps au manoir du professeur Xavier, afin de l'aider à surmonter son deuil et le recruter dans l'équipe des X-Men. Deadpool accepte d'intégrer l'équipe avec beaucoup de réserves, jusqu'à ce qu'ils soient, avec Colossus et Negasonic Teenage Warhead, appelés sur le terrain où un jeune mutant nommé Russell (capable de produire des températures extrêmement hautes avec ses mains et d'enflammer les objets proches) est entré en crise de nerfs devant l'orphelinat Essex House pour jeunes mutants où il vit. Après avoir échoué plusieurs fois à calmer le jeune garçon, Deadpool découvre que Russell a subi des maltraitances de la part du directeur et du personnel de l'établissement. Il décide alors d'abattre un membre du personnel. Deadpool et Russell sont maîtrisés avec un collier explosif inhibiteur de pouvoirs mutants, y compris le facteur régénérateur de Deadpool, qui voit son cancer revenir rapidement, le tuant à petit feu.
Wade et Russell sont incarcérés dans le Blockhaus, une prison de haute sécurité pour mutants contenant des dizaines de criminels équipés du même collier. Russell tente de se lier d'amitié avec Wade, qui le repousse sans ménagement. C'est alors que la prison est attaquée par Cable, un mutant cybernétique venu du futur pour tuer Russell, que Wade, libéré de son collier dans l'attaque, tente de protéger. Durant leur combat, Wade réussit à s'éjecter avec Cable hors de la prison, alors que Russell est toujours à l'intérieur. Quand il tombe dans l'eau glacée non loin de la prison, Wade a une nouvelle vision de Vanessa, qui lui fait comprendre qu'il peut encore sauver Russell et se pardonner. Pendant ce temps, le jeune garçon, isolé, se lie d'amitié avec un mutant mystérieux emprisonné dans les sous-sols de la prison, capable de faire trembler les murs par sa force.
Wade recrute alors une équipe de mutants avec son ami Weasel pour sauver Russell et combattre Cable. Cette équipe, que Wade baptise « X-Force », est composée de Domino, Bedlam, Shatterstar, Zeitgeist , le Fantôme et Peter, un simple humain. Ils lancent un assaut sur le convoi de transfert de prisonniers (transportant Russell et le mystérieux mutant) en se parachutant d'un hélicoptère de transport. L'opération est un désastre : à cause des vents forts, seuls Deadpool et Domino survivent au parachutage alors que les autres meurent tous dans divers accidents : Le Fantôme se fait électrocuter en atterrissant sur des lignes à haute tension, Bedlam s'écrase dans le pare-brise d'un bus, Zeitgeist se fait aspirer par un broyeur à végétaux après avoir acidifié Peter qui tentait de le secourir, et Shatterstar se fait déchiqueter en atterrissant sur les pales d'un hélicoptère. Domino, dont le pouvoir est de manipuler les probabilités pour que la chance lui soit toujours favorable, réussit à s'infiltrer dans le camion, mais tombe sur Cable, venu pour tuer Russell. Le combat s'engage entre Deadpool et Cable mais Russell libère alors le mutant mystérieux, qui n'est autre que le Fléau. Ce dernier provoque l'effondrement d'un pont autoroutier sous le camion, qui s'écrase en contrebas. Le Fléau déchire le corps de Deadpool en deux et parvient à s'enfuir avec le jeune garçon qui veut tuer le directeur de l'orphelinat, qui l'a torturé pour sa mutation. Weasel et Domino retrouvent Deadpool qui fait repousser le bas de son corps chez Althea / Blind Al , son amie aveugle. Cable y fait également irruption et expose ses motivations: en tuant le directeur, Russell va prendre goût au meurtre et devenir un tueur redoutable qui causera la mort de la famille de Cable. Deadpool accepte de s'allier à lui à condition qu'il lui laisse suffisamment de temps pour convaincre une dernière fois Russell de faire le bon choix.
Deadpool tente sans succès de se racheter auprès de Colossus et se rend à l'orphelinat avec Cable et Domino pour arrêter Russell et le Fléau, mais ont de grandes difficultés à maîtriser ce dernier, doté d'une force incroyable. C'est alors que Colossus arrive et distrait le mutant suffisamment longtemps pour que Deadpool et Cable puissent rattraper Russell. De son côté, Domino neutralise les gardes de l'orphelinat et sauve les enfants à l'aide d'un bus projeté par Colossus et Le Fléau. Le Fléau est finalement vaincu par les pouvoirs combinés de Colossus, Negasonic et sa petite amie Yukio . Deadpool et Cable parviennent à rattraper Russell avant qu'il ne tue le directeur et Deadpool use de tous les moyens pour le ramener à la raison, y compris en mettant le collier inhibiteur autour de son propre cou pour neutraliser son pouvoir de guérison, afin de voir si Russell est capable de le tuer de sang-froid. Cable dégaine son arme et tire sur Russell qui est sur le point d'exécuter sa vengeance, mais Deadpool s'interpose et prend la balle à la place du jeune garçon. Après une longue agonie, Deadpool finit par mourir mais réussit à sauver Russell qui renonce à se venger. L'ours en peluche carbonisé que Cable portait sur lui, souvenir de sa fille, reprend alors son apparence originelle, signe que sa famille est en vie dans le futur.
Wade retrouve Vanessa dans l'au-delà, qui lui dit que son heure n'est pas encore venue et qu'il doit retourner auprès de sa nouvelle famille. Cable, se sentant redevable envers Deadpool, utilise sa machine temporelle (qu'il ne pouvait utiliser qu'une seule fois pour rentrer chez lui) pour revenir quelques instants avant le combat final et placer le jeton en plomb de Vanessa dans la combinaison de Deadpool afin de stopper la balle censée le tuer. Grâce à la chance de Domino, Deadpool est libéré de son collier inhibiteur, toute l'équipe quitte l'orphelinat en ruines, et le directeur est fauché par Dopinder alors qu'il hurlait des propos anti-mutants.
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Deadpool fait réparer la montre temporelle de Cable par Negasonic et Yukio afin d'en profiter pour modifier le cours des événements. Il sauve Vanessa et Peter de leurs destins funestes, crible de balles son alter ego dans le film X-Men Origins: Wolverine et par la même occasion croise Wolverine.
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neverlostmycrown · 6 months
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Evanescence - Evanescence (Ev3) Deluxe Edition, 2011 - Digital Booklet
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Amy would like to thank: I want to thank everyone at Blackbird Studios in Nashville, for letting us use your amazing place to create, and for making us feel like part of the family. Special thanks to John and Martina McBride (for running such an awesome studio, and for the BBQ!) Nathan Yarborough - the best and sweetest assistant engineer anywhere, and all the interns who gave me rides home. Also, thank you to all our friends at S.I.RNash- you’ve been such an important part of this record. From writing and pre-production to rehearsing and performing, it all happened in the big room at the end of the hall! Thank you for being so good to us. Big love to Nick Raskulinecz, the man with the plan. Thank you for believing in me, for pushing me, for making me stronger, for cracking me up, and knowing when to say HELL YEAH!! Thank you Paul Figueroa: Engineer extraordinaire, master chef, bowling champion! Thank you Terry, Tim, Will and Troy for having my back, for bringing rad, inventive ideas to the table, and most of all, for making it LOUD! Thank you so much David Campbell, Dave Eggar and all of the string players. Thank you Chris Vrenna, you rule! Thank you Will B. Hunt for the inspiration, the good times, and the very special music we made together. Thank you to John Nicholson, one of my new favorite people! Also thank you to Phyllis Sparks and Mike Simmons. Thank you Dave Fortman, for your advice, support, and friendship throughout my career. Thank you Diana Meltzer for discovering me and always supporting me! Thank you Josh, for supporting and encouraging me to be brave and remember love, above all. Thank you Mom, Dad, Carrie, Lori, and Robby for being my biggest fans and always supporting me, making me feel safe when life gets hard, and taking me to Disney World no matter how old I get! Love to all of my wonderful family- I am so blessed. Gotta give a shout out to my girl, Beth! Thanks for being someone I can always count on. I can’t wait to laugh around the world with you once more! Thank you Zach and Stacy Williams, for your friendship and your inspiration. Thank you Eddie “Muscles” Mapp (for being awesome). Thank you everyone at Wind-up records for working so hard for us and putting out this album. Thank you Andy Lurie for all your hard work and support. Thank you Chrissy Igoe and the rest of 110 Management. Thank you Gary Haber and Patty Wicker for everything you do for me! Thank you Ken Ewing, Sheryl Rowling and Steve Baron. A very special thank you to our fans, for listening to our music, for letting it take a place in your hearts, for sharing your lives with us, for making all of this possible.
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okay ive got fantasy high on the brain so here's a little fantasy high td au that i will never write. spoilers for like. all of it that's been released so far.
the bad kids:
right off the bat, sammy and amy as adaine and aelwyn. don't have much to say on this besides i think they fit pretty well. amy would have to be a bit smarter for aelwyn's place in the story but other than that i think they fit pretty well. sammy as a wizard with anxiety but who also desperately wants to fuck up the ppl who wrong her once she gets treatment for that anxiety. also i like to think in this au that amy would have a redemption arc and she and sammy could learn how to be somewhat functional sisters.
lightning as fabian. they are both egotistical athletes with a ridiculous amount of pressure from their shitty parents and i would love lightning to have an arc where he makes friends and learns to overcome toxic masculinity
dj as gorgug! he has the capacity to rage but he doesn't want to unless its necessary which disappoints people who expect someone as big as him to be a fighter. but he just wants to give tin flowers to his friends! maybe his love for cooking turns into a love for creating and that's how he becomes an artificer. he would definitely make little mechanical animal friends. also that makes his moms wilma and digby
hear me out. priya as kristen. big worshipper of helio thanks to her parents/being his chosen one but as she goes through the world without that strong of an influence she realizes how wrong they are and breaks away from that mentality. a bit of a chaotic being as she goes through life trying to find structure again but dedicated to her friends and whatever deity she's worshiping at the time
kitty as fig. she loves her friends so so much. she wants to try so many different things. she has issues with an authoritative female figure in her life (emma/sandra lynn). i think she could rock the punk/devil aesthetic while still being so friendly and silly.
i had such a hard time figuring out who would be riz but i'm gonna say shawn. they're both conspiracy theorists who probably drink way too much coffee and get way too little sleep. i can see shawn's obsession to surviving the zombie apocalypse be turned into an obsession with solving mysteries in this world. i think it'd be funny if that made sanders sklonda because she already sorta has tired single mom trying her best energy and is (unfortunately) a cop
others:
chris as aguefort. truly a facilitator, manifester, and being of chaos. alternatively i could see him being the jace to chef's porter
millie as ayda!! she would sooo be a librarian who doesn't understand friendship and the chaos that comes with it but wants to be loved so bad but doesn't understand how to get that love and is generally insecure while coming off as knowledgeable and somewhat aloof
if kitty is fig then i can see emma as sandra lynn in an "older sister who's been raising her younger sister and who knows who her real dad is but won't say" i think there's some delicious sister angst there especially with kitty pulling away once she realizes they're actually half sisters and emma knows who kitty's dad is because she's older but won't tell her. not sure how gilear factors into the situation
dave as biz. has his nice guy thing with sammy instead of sky.
zee as zaphriel/the hangvan. just chill vibes dude.
scary girl as baron!! she's already lowkey got the aesthetic in different colors all she needs is the puppet/mask/mirrors stuff. she would haunt the shit out of shawn
raj as ragh!! starts out as a bit of a bully jock but once he gets over his toxic crush, is rescued by the bad kids, and comes out he's so much happier and nicer while still being a total jock. not sure how wayne would fit into the equation but maybe he could just be raj's friend on the bloodrush team
duncan as jawbone is really funny to me because yeah he has this crazy past as a drug dealer but now he's a high school guidance counselor who's super dedicated to helping kids and has embraced the domestic life?? kinda have a hard time seeing it for duncan but i do think it would be really funny
alejandro as garthy. don't have much to say on this just the vibes if alejandro wasn't evil and wanted to chill on a pirate ship he would be garthy.
leonard as sprak they're both so silly
i think putting trent as gilear would be so funny. local normal guy is just cursed to have the worst day every day. make that man the lunch lad
ennui as zayn purely bc of the tall goth aesthetic
beth as cathilda. i like to think she's generally small and helpful but could kick so much ass if needed
the rat grinders:
courtney as kipperlilly there's truly no other choice.
scarlett as oisin bc she seems like the nicest, most reasonable rat grinder and then bam she's been scheming with their most evil plot
crimson as mary ann bc she is so expressionless 24/7 but can fuck you up without blinking
julia as ivy. mean girl time!!
mal as ruben. he thinks he's so edgy and cool when he's just a high schooler who sings in an emo band. kitty would enjoy psychologically tormenting his as wanda chillda
bridgette as lucy!! she and courtney were once best friends until she was the one rat grinder who chose to die rather than be overtaken by rage and courtney is left alive and grieving and betrayed by her best friend
emma (td) as buddy, actually a pretty nice person who is being influenced by a toxic mindset and suffers greatly at the hands of people using her as a pawn
gotta go be a functioning human being in society so that's all i got for now
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