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Mo Dao Zu Shi at an Amusement Park
Wei Wuxian:
Would have the time of his life on a roller coaster.
Totally teases anyone scared
He would cheer the whole time through the midst of all the screams
Even if he shouldn't have eaten before getting on one, he'd cheer even if he had to pause to throw up in a trash can... still one hand raised in the air while he does it
Can have fun on any ride, but really likes the fastest, scariest ones
Lan Wangji:
Straight-faced the whole time, but sometimes his eyes widen, or he feels the need to grip the safety bar of the ride a little tighter.
Only someone as close to him or as observant as Lan Xichen or Wei Wuxian would notice the slight change in his demeanor.
He'd enjoy the softer rides, or even the stalls most
Jiang Cheng:
A bit scared but trying not to vomit, so he can't be made fun of
Definitely not cheering the whole time, or at all
Some rides are more fun for him than others
If it's too slow of a ride it almost feels mocking
If it's too fast though, it's also not very fun.. it'll just turn his stomach.
He likes a good middle ground
Jiang Yanli:
Very "oh my" about it, but enjoys the ride and smiles the whole time, just making sure everyone is okay afterward-- not sure she's ever seen Jiang Cheng such a shade- !
She'd bring extra water, money, sun screen, snacks-- anything that anyone could possibly need, as the mom friend.
She's normally very composed, but maybe on one of those drops of terror machines she'd let out a yelp as it dropped and all her hair flew up.
She'd cover her mouth in surprise at herself, and clench her eyes shut during it
She may stumble a bit off of that ride.. everyone will greet her with water.
Jin Ling:
Definitely throwing up after putting on such a big show of wanting to ride the roller coaster
Totally sweating the whole time and screaming his lungs out
Needs a break but is trying to keep up with everyone else
Just doesn't wanna be left out
Some of the stall games are frustrating too
The haunted house is so lame... until he's in Lan Jingyi's arms, and they're both terrified of the chainsaw man
Wen Ning:
Throwing up before and after the ride,,, he didn't really want to do this...
Would enjoy trying different foods at the stalls, at least
Would really enjoy if there are performances and he can sit down and rest while watching them
Rest centers were made for him
Would search through the gift shop for Wen Qing and his friends
Lan Xichen:
Very good at playing it cool on the coaster, though not as well as Lan Wangji
Probably won't be heard screaming at the top of his lungs, but gasps would escape him--
Enjoys watching over the group the most
Peruses the gift shop and makes sure no one feels left out, getting everyone a little trinket of their own
Nie Huaisang:
At least pretending to be scared so someone consoles him
Putting on a big show of crying, maybe even some actual tears
He'd cling to the person next to him on the ride
Actually pretty good at the stall games
He could win one if he really puts his mind to it
When it gets too hot he dislikes it, and he'll fan himself and go rest, watching the entertainers
Wen Qing:
Like Jiang Yanli, she would bring extra everything-- but for Wen Ning, specifically
Of course, if anyone else needs something, she can share...
She's not getting on a roller coaster
Although she's practically unfazed by most rides, she'll still need to rest-- especially if it's hot
She'd enjoy resting with Wen Ning, and making sure he's okay
#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#mdzs headcanons#wei wuxian#lan wangji#jiang cheng#jin ling#jiang yanli#wen ning#lan xichen#nie huaisang#wen qing#modern au#amusement park headcanons#feel free to submit an addition or debunk any of these!#I actually haven't finished the show yet lol
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The gang at an amusement park because I went to Calway park recently
Darry: Did his best to keep track of everyone but gave up eventually.
Went on the scariest rides possible and dragged pony along with him
Made sure everyone ate real food at least once throughout the day
He actually had a lot of fun
His favourite ride was the rollercoaster
Soda: Him and Steve are way too much junk food
Constantly tried to talk to the pretty girls he saw
Darry made him go on the swing ride and then he ditched Darry because he didn't want to do anything like that again
He loved the bumper cars
Pony: He loved the scary rides which is why he stuck with Darry the whole time
He was the one who begged to go to the amusement park in the first place
He did throw up once after a really spinny ride and Darry made him sit down for 10 minutes and drink water
He loved the Ferris wheel because he could see the landscape beyond
Dally: He didn't want to go in the first place but Johnny convinced him to go
He actually enjoyed himself once he realized he could "accidentally" knock over small children
He bought cotton candy but refused to share with anyone except Johnny
Bro refused to go on most of the rides because he thought they were stupid
He did go on the bumper cars because he could ram into children and also the gang convinced him he should do something other than just the rollercoasters
Two-bit: Went on almost every ride
He got like 4 corndogs
He had so much fun, he loves going to amusement parks
His favourite was the log ride
There was a maze and he got lost for like 15-20 minutes
Johnny: Was low-key scared of going on the Swings and Rollercoaster but ending up absolutely loving them
He stuck by someone's side the entire time, usually Pony or Dally
He liked the carousel the best but will never admit that. If asked he will say rollercoaster but they all know he's lying
Steve: He loved playing the carnival games and definitely won a few prizes and gave them to Soda
He made Soda walk through the haunted house with him so many times so that he could look at absolutely everything in there
He didn't want to ruin his hair going on any of the water rides but gave in eventually (his hair was ruined but he had fun)
#can you tell i ran out of headcannons for some of them#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#dallas winston#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#johnny cade#two bit mathews#steve randall#amusement park#the outsiders headcanons
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Headcannon that Bruce Wayne takes the Justice League to an amusement park and then never does that Shit™ ever again.
They all go in civilian identities, but since some of them (i.e. Bruce and Oliver ) are recognizable outside of costume, they have to wear disguises anyway. (I’m imaging the classic baseball cap and sunglasses, 2016 MCU-core). Obviously this does nothing but make people even more suspicious. Bruce and Ollie spend half a hour in the men’s bathroom trying to dodge the paparazzi—rumors quickly emerge that they’re hooking up. It’s a PR disaster.
But everything else is a disaster too.
Arthur drops $300 dollars trying to win prize goldfish so he can release it back into the ocean. (He loses every time and eventually used the power of the Sea or something and caused a miniature tsunami—the minimum wage worker behind the counter is not impressed.)
Clark and Barry somehow end up in a hot dog eating contest—Barry wins, Clark gets fourth, but when they get back to the Watchtower both of them spend a solid ten minutes throwing up.
Dinah and Diana get competitive and try to see how many times they can go on the park’s fastest roller coaster in a row. (The answer is 14, by the way.)
Hal, John, Kyle, and Jessica go to play laser tag but get their asses handed to them a bunch of twenty-somethings there for a bachelorette party. (Jessica switched sides halfway into the round and is now a member of the wedding party + Kyle gets a high heel to the face somehow and has to go the ER.)
Martian Manhunter waits in line to buy funnel cake but end up getting detained by amusement park cops because Hal looks suspiciously like the guy who tried to cut the line at the spaceship-themed ride. (He thought it actually went to space, Cyborg had to pay 50 bucks to bail him out.)
When all’s said and done, Bruce is out a couple thousand dollars and has to hire an entire new press team. (His all quit, they couldn’t handle working with Oliver’s press people.) But at least they did team bonding, right?
#justice league headcanon#dc#dc comics#bruce wayne#oliver queen#clark kent#barry allen#dinah lance#hal jordan#kyle rayner#john stewart#jessica cruz#diana prince#victor stone#arthur curry#shitpost#amusement parks#comedy#humor#the justice league has great teamwork on god#j’onn j’onzz#martian manhunter
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Hello! I hope you are doing well.
I just read the rules for requests post and I wonder if I can send one. Hopefully, this is alright... Would you mind if the reader was non-binary? Not sure I can ask that so I'll leave it to you.
I kinda really wanted to read Jason and reader being best friends, and reader and Jason going to an amusement park with other friends. Whether friends and bestie/reader know about Jason's identity as Red Hood is up to you.
Reader wants to go to the haunted house attraction, but since they're easily frightened, they always avoid going on one. But they really want to have the experience someday, because even though it's scary, other people seem to have fun.
Maybe Jason sees that and decides to drag Reader and their friends inside, and they all have a grand time, because Jason is scarier than the actors. 😆
—hope i did this right!
•non-binary reader. (i really hope i did this right otherwise im cooked)
•no use of y/n, she/her, he/him for the reader (if there is let me know!!!)
•i've never been to an amusement park so idk if i got any of the amusement park shit right
The scars on his face and arms had slowly started to fade, but they were still there. It showcased what Jason Todd, your best friend had, been through.
He had died and then was reborn, shocking you especially. And later on, you found out about his identity as Red Hood. But that didn't matter. Today is supposed to be a fun day full of adventure and excitement.
The sun hit Jason's face, causing him to blink rapidly. "Idiot," you muttered. He rolled his eyes playfully. "Whatever," he said, digging into your bag of popcorn while your friends laughed.
You and the others continued to stroll around the amusement park. As you and your friends went deeper into the park, you noticed a giant medieval-themed haunted house with a sign that read, "FREE FOR TWO HOURS!"
You wanted to go. But it looked terrifying. There was a man dressed up as Dracula taking pictures with tourists outside the haunted house. He looked terrifying.
You gulped as you tried to lead Jason and your friends away from it. But then Jason uttered the most jaw-dropping words ever. "Hey, there's a haunted house! Let's go," Jason said. He grabbed your hand and led you and the others right to it.
Jason opened the door and motioned for you and your friends to go. "Scared, Todd?" you challenged. "We'll see." He winked and went in after you.
The interior of the haunted house was scarier than the exterior. There were cobwebs everywhere. It was dark, and there was only one way. Straight.
There was a curtain. Jason, being the brave soul he was, slid the curtain. Someone dressed up as a skeleton jumped up and screamed in Jason's face.
Jason stared at the "skeleton," totally confused, before chuckling. "Funny," he said. The "skeleton" gulped. Jason pushed past the skeleton, venturing further into the haunted house. You and the rest of your friends followed behind him; some were already terrified but also trying not to laugh.
As you, Jason, and the others ventured further, the walls became more closed in, making you feel trapped. You heard a creak and gasped. The lights started flickering. Jason laughed.
"A little trick. I bet a fake spider or a vampire will pop out any second now!" Jason declared, running a hand through his hair. You and the others murmured "okays" and "whatevers."
And sure enough, when Jason turned a corner, you heard a scream and rushed in front. Jason stood there, laughing as the man dressed as a zombie fumbled to get up, and he looked terrified of Jason. Soon, you and the others burst into fits of laughter.
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yayy
it's not my best work
it's been sitting in my drafts for a week or something but oh well
anyway it's pretty obvious that i've never been to a haunted house or an amusement park... #poor
#jason todd#jason todd fanfiction#jason todd x you#jason todd x reader#jason todd robin#jason todd imagine#jason todd headcanon#jason todd fluff#jason todd fic#jason todd fanfic#jason todd headcanons#jason peter todd#jason todd angst#arkham knight jason todd#jason todd smut#red hood#batfamily#red hood x you#red hood x reader#red hood smut#red hood imagine#batfam#red hood fanfiction#robin#titans#x reader#amusement park#haunted house
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YIIPEEE finished the rest of the brothers with my hcs 😮💨😮💨
Notes utc
Lucifer:
- Grey streaks from like stress or sth
- Tired eyes (Honestly ik i put his eyes should be straight before but i decided itd be soooo kewt if he had downturned eyes like belphie)
- Kept his eye color bc it shows how hes aggressive but not all the time like silent but deadly bc muted colors
- dilf
Mammon:
- Made his hair more greyish bc his and solomons hairstyles are so similar
- Was also sick and tired of the messy anime boy hair so i made his hair messy in a diff way; more clean since hes a model and all
- His ahoge is supposed to look like a little wing kinda
- A few black streaks (dyed) bc of how much he respects luci
- Remnants of freckles (light seasonal freckles)
- I hate the eyebrows and eyes going through the hair thing if its fully covered but i had to show that hes being mischievous
Levi:
- Im so sorry to everyone who loved him the way he was but I HAD TO GREMLINFY HIM its in character trust
- He blushes the most imo like i feel like his whole face and neck would turn red
- His hair would be super messy like he would NOTT brush that shit its a waste of time in his opinion
- Made his messy hair in the shape of a fish fin (top) and tail (right)
- Made his mouth widest bc hes a lizard
- Gave him slight snake eyes (ok but imagine if it intensified whenever he was envious like how cats do but opposite)
Satan:
- Angelic ahh beautiful man
- Hair grows fast so its always a lil long
- Always looks a lil mad RBF
- Same hair swoop thing as Asmo
- Single ahoge is supposed to represent a unicorn horn kinda
Asmo:
- Little rat braid that supposed to resemble scorpion tail
- fake mole (hes not one of us yall.) (we let it slide bc hes chill)
- Similar swoop to satan (purposeful. Asmo styles his hair since he was “young” and he just kept doing it that way)
- #softgirl vibe
Beel:
- Ik i said idk what to say for him but i got a bunch of random inspo bye
- Looks like he was raised by wolves. Ok well thats an exaggeration but his hair is very unkempt doesnt get haircuts until his hair is down to like his shoulders and def doesnt style it
- FRECKLS ❤️ mostly on his cheeks
- Lighter streaks of hair naturally n it matches belphie 🥺🥺
- ahoge is supposed to look like fly wings but he also looks like a bnnuy and thats so kewt
Belphie if u havent seen him!
All the hcs i made more in-depth than on here
#obey me nightbringer#levi obey me#obey me headcanons#satan obey me#lucifer obey me#obey#art#obey me asmodeus#obey me belphegor#obey me leviathan#obey me fanart#obey me mammon#obey me#om#om nightbringer#om belphegor#ragghhh#I DID THIS WHILE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK 😭😭#theyre so cuteeewe#i like ve them ❤️#ill draw me in om soon#im literally on the carousel rn
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everyone: eggman you do realise your robots have autism right? eggman: of course they dont, i modelled their personalities after myself! everyone: 🧍
#terracotalk#dr eggman#eggman#sonic the hedgehog#sage the ai#orbot and cubot#metal sonic#< metal sonic is probably the least autistic out of all of them though but its there#OH AND ALSO#belle the tinkerer#SHE ALSO COUNTS#itll forever be a headcanon that eggman is autistic#and that he accidentally programmed his robots with autism as a result#his special interest is amusement parks btw
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So yea. I've been at Port Aventura for the last 3 days and I thought... TGCF characters at amusement parks headcanons >:3
- Xie Lian is definitely the type to always lose items in rollercoster. Making him quite sad sometimes. It can go from a necklace to a water bottle he forgot he had in his pocket? I feel like Xie Lian would enjoy all types of attractions. Especially if he's with his friends or partner.
- I feel like Hua Cheng would be the rich friend. Always buying fast pass for the group. Making sure everyone can do what they want (especially Xie Lian). And mostly know all the attractions that could be enjoyable by each of the groups thanks to Yin Yu's help in planning the trip, and being sure of what everyone can or can't do. + he loves thrill rides.
- He Xuan clearly enjoys amusement parks, especially those with country themes... for all types of foods, deserts, and mostly buffet. Despite most of them being low quality. He'll always rant at how expensive most of the food is. He also loves hearing the scream of does doing thrill rides. Looking at them while eating.
- Shi Qingxuan would love amusement parks but especially mixed with other events? Like Christmas or Halloween. To see all the actors, take pictures and have fun. They would take aesthetic pictures of food. Meanwhile, He Xuan eat in the background.
- Feng Xin would always be in a competition with Mu Qing, trying to show he can do more thrill rides than the other. But they would both end up mostly sick. So they would go chill together after. And maybe talk about the goods and bads of the rides... until Xie Lian would appear, and they banter would start again.
- Ling Wen would be the savior when the group would go in amusement parks in other countries. Becoming the personal translator of the group. She would mostly enjoy the time outside. Going to the pretty areas of the amusement parks. And look at parades while drinking coffee.
- Qi Rong would go to the kids' area and do all the attractions with Gu Zi. The duo runs from one side to another. Leaving Lan Qianqiu exhausted after half a day of running after them.
My brain start to die with the exhaustion so I'll stop here an maybe keep going if I have the strength tomorrow- if some of you have other headcanon please share 👀
Bubye uu
#tgcf#heavens official blessing#headcanon#forest's random thoughts#don't let me ramble at 11pm-#im quite sure most of those are wrong but me is tired and i have idea in mind so yea-#xie lian#hua cheng#yin yu#he xuan#shi qingxuan#feng xin#mu qing#ling wen#qi rong#gu zi#lan qianqiu#amusement parks
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i'm going to thorpe park on friday so (naturally) here are my hcs for the foxes at a theme park:
they absolutely go to a theme park together sometime shortly before the girls graduate. wymack and abby were invited to join them, but they decided to stay behind for a much-needed day of peace.
HCs for each character:
allison treats everyone to fast-track passes to skip the long queues. what do you mean they aren't essential??? she's never been to a theme park without them. she also is number one hater of those couples in the queue who are doing WAY too much PDA. she refuses to go on any rides with water involved because she doesn't like getting her hair wet. she also ends up being 'in charge' as such- she's the one who always decides what ride they're going on next.
neil is such an adrenaline junkie: there isn't a single ride he won't go on, and he loves every single minute of their day, from the overpriced food to the queues (albeit short ones- thanks allison). guy after my own heart fr <33
andrew will go on most things, but anything too high is obviously a no (for example stealth at thorpe park which is 62m high). ofc only neil knows that andrew is afraid of heights, but the others don't comment when he stays behind to smoke rather than getting on the next ride.
kevin also refuses to go on any water rides. he gets stopped by a few people who recognise him but it doesn't really bother him. if they didn't have fast-track passes he would be the WORST complainer about the wait times
dan and matt are lowkey that couple in theme park queues, and they both will get on anything
aaron gets teased by the others for screaming like a girl. multiple times throughout the day, he gets his height measured by staff in the queue to check he's tall enough for the ride (damn kevin and matt for making him look even shorter by comparison). he also hates the PDA couples but if he went with katelyn they would totally be one of them
nicky is incapable of going through the exit of a ride without finding their photo on the screen first. and yes he absolutely does buy at least one of them to go on the photo wall in the lounge back at the court. fuck their ridiculous prices, he also has to get a couple of souvenirs because if you don't want one of those shitty little ride-themed water bottles then you must just hate fun (according to him anyway)
renee is calm and collected as always, but she screams a lot on all the rides because that makes it more fun
extra stuff
none of the boys thought to bring a bag, so they end up constantly asking renee to let them put stuff in her bag. renee does and says she doesn't mind, but allison tells her not to let them because how else are they going to learn to bring one next time???
nicky brings way too much stuff (which then also goes in renee's bag). someone tell him you do NOT need to bring a big bottle of sun cream and two pairs of sunglasses your ass is not going to use them
neil sometimes hesitates when he sees andrew hang back when he doesn't want to go on a ride. once or twice, he chooses to stay back and wait with andrew for the others to be done, but all it takes is a look andrew's way to understand that andrew doesn't mind waiting on his own at all (but he loves neil's quiet company those times neil stays behind with him)
PLS tell me any of your own headcanons about this and if you agree/disagree with any of this 🫶🫶
#btw i am british so if there's any words where you're thinking huh???#theme park= amusement park#sun cream= sunscreen#all for the game#aftg#aftg headcanon#the foxes#neil josten#andrew minyard#allison reynolds#kevin day#aaron minyard#nicky hemmick#renee walker#dan wilds#matt boyd
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Serial killer Simon Riley who stalks and intends to pick off you and your group of friends. Helpless victim y/n who tries their best to escape his slaughter but can tell he's teasing you while picking off your arrogant friends, the likes of Phillip Graves and some others...
Serial Killer Simon Riley? I think yes. Whether he lets you live, or kills you... That remains to be seen.
(if you found this and want read it, it's now out here)
#yes im writing a fic about this#happy halloween#though itll be late :(#simon ghost riley#call of duty#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley headcanons#simon riley x reader#simon ghost riley x you#i think something along the lines of a haunted amusement park killings or ft13th would fit him best
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Magnus Bane versus the various weaknesses I like to assign to him, continued
Malec with kids (Madzie and Max?) at an amusement park. Alec is completely on board with taking the two kids on any of the thrill rides the park has to offer. Compared to the stunts he does in training and on missions, the loops and falls are nothing (and actually quite fun when enjoyed outside of a fight.) Magnus on the other hand, quickly realizes that he can't handle the high speed up and down and loops and free falls as well as his companions. The High Warlock getting motion sick. It's a good thing Ragnor and Raphael aren't there to see it. They would never let him live this down.
Trains are usually a nightmare as well. There is that one, (I think from Japan?) that runs so smoothly that you can balance a nickel. But that's the only exception.
Really, Magnus probably should have been able to foresee that his stomach wouldn't react kindly to the wild rides, but Alec's loving care afterwards makes up for feeling so nauseous and faint.
#magnus bane#malec#alec lightwood#shadowhunters tv#malec headcanons#magnus gets motion sick#alec takes good care of him afterwards though#taking the kids to an amusement park
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"Imagine Lucifer taking Alastor to the royal ball as his date T.T I wanna see them all dressed up fancy, and I want them to dance" Thank you for blessing us with that mental image but, you know what plot would be really fun for a filler episode? Lucifer inviting Alastor and the rest of the gang to Lu Lu world.
MY DUDE I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT LULU WORLD
Like, it's already been established that Lucifer made Lu Lu World, but he's also been off doing his own depressed thing for a while, so I've always wondered when he made it.
I headcanon that he made Lu Lu World after Charlie was born as somewhere fun and exciting to take her.
Of course, all of demonkind were welcome to go there too, as it is an amusement park, but it was mostly for Charlie's sake. I like to think that Charlie loves going to Lu Lu World. She has such good memories there, and I 100% took Vaggie there on one of their first dates.
And I would love Lucifer taking the gang to Lu Lu World 🤩LOL I can imagine him winning Alastor one of those cheap game prizes, and Alastor's all like "ha! Is that the best you can do?" Then he goes and wins Lucifer an even bigger prize.
Salty, Lucifer takes him up on the challenge and wins him two prizes. And then it just escalates into this battle of who can win the other the most cheap, stuffed animals. They've both got such egos, and neither of them are backing down. It strange. It's deranged. It's surreally entertaining to everyone watching.
(Lucifer wins when he wins Alastor a Furby, but he doesn't know about Alastor's Furby obsession, so he's so confused when Alastor's face lights the fuck up when he hands him this fucked up, creepy little monster thing with soulless dead eyes. Then again, he should've known Alastor likes fluffy little freaks. Niffty is his favorite, after all.)
#I need a Lu Lu Land episode#also I find it so interesting that Lucifer has such a negative view of sinners#and yes he's made apps#he's made amusement parks#fun things to make it better#I wonder if those are set outside of the Pride Ring though#like he Lillith and Charlie can no doubt traverse the other Rings#like he made them more for hellborn demons#as they didn't really have a say in being in Hell#they were BORN there#but Sinners earned their place in Hell due to their own wrong doings#I don't know#I love thinking about Lucifer's view and relationship with both the Hellborn and the Sinners#but I do 100% headcanon that he made Lu Lu World for Charlie#And he took her there all the time as a kid#asks#anon#anonymous
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Modern AU
My headcannon is obviously that Katniss is scared to death of roller coasters but don't know until she go to one.
So she and Peeta go to an amusement park after school. It's Katniss's first time in one. They're not even dating yet.
They walk around, without the courage to hold hands yet. Share a hotdog.
And then they go on the ferris wheel and share a shy kiss. The two are a little embarrassed about it.
To break the ice, Peeta suggests going on a roller coaster and Katniss accepts.
At first she even thinks it's fun, but then it gets too fast, and come the loops, and hard drops. She starts to feel terrified and grabs Peeta's arm and puts her head on his shoulder as he laughs.
She gets angry thinking he was making fun of her. And hides behind the carousel where no one is around. Peeta goes after her and apologizes.
They are alone and so close. Katniss's lips tremble, she still mad but Peeta looks so adorable. She pulls him and he kisses her against the wall. Hearts racing and intense kisses.
They stop after a while. Peeta wipes his mouth and Katniss fixes her hair.
"You know Katniss... we could go in the bumper cars"
She accepts.
#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#thg#everlark#peeta mellark#fanfic#modern au#amusement park#headcanon
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i have a headcanon that all of cartman’s “first times” were with butters: first kiss, first sexual contact (as teens), first date attempts. because they both trusted each other and they both had sexuality and identity crisis, so they kinda… experimented with each other.
and even though kyle laughs when he just learns this fact of cartman’s life, after he finally starts dating cartman he can’t help but feel these jealousy and envy when eric mentions that “he has already tried that with butters”, and he’s very likely to subconsciously start disliking butters a little, because he just can’t let go of this thought of cartman and butters kissing or having an awkward date or something.
#he’d try so desperately to compensate it somehow#‘oh he’s already kissed with butters WELL IM GONNA DO FUCKING BETTER’#kyle is so jealous btw and when he feels jealousy he goes berserk and it amuses cartman a lot#cartman had no idea kyle would be upset with this btw#south park#sp#eric cartman#kyman#kyle broflovski#sp kyman#kyle x cartman#sp cartman#sp kyle#kyman headcanon
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i think my eggman never really recovered from the events of unleashed actually. he was already crazy, but when you've plummeted to the earth's core and the only thing you can remember thinking about is killing that god forsaken hedgehog once and for all -- even if it was dark gaia's presence that amplified his emotions in the moment, you can't just go back to being "normal" after that. you can't glue a broken mirror back together and expect your reflection to not have cracks.
#//i havent played u.nleashed in a while so i might be remembering it wrong??? but the egg d.ragoon fight was his breaking point either way#//i havent fleshed it out much after that but#//i think going into colors e.ggman REALLY tried to sell the whole “remorse” thing before building e.ggmanland#//all for the express purpose of killing as many people as possible with his death trap of an amusement park. if you were wondering <3#« ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀɴɴᴏᴜɴᴄᴇᴍᴇɴᴛ » 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍: headcanon.
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Ok so I read @girlfromthecrypt’s “Working at an Amusement Park” series a little while back (which everyone should definitely read, it’s amazing), and I have latched onto it like a possum on its mother’s back
I have gotten especially attached to a certain bastard cowboy, and recently, I decided it was high time to jot down some (read: multiple pages worth of) headcanons about him and the Wild Ones in general because I was bored
Here’s some highlights
Might have a fanfic (or two) in the works. Call me Frankenstein the way I’m about to resurrect this fandom
#cryptic park#working at an amusement park#nosleep#headcanons#warin#laughing cowboy#this series rotates in my head at least five times per day like a microwave
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The eldritch horrors that are the nations can handle hundreds of years of struggle and adversity, but can they handle being upside down, 20 something ft in the air, held by nothing but a couple of metal bars onto a small metal cart going somewhere around 50ish mph?
#hetalia#hws#yeah this is about amusement park rides again#hetalia headcanons#?#piña rambles#at a certain point on the ride you tend to realize#the only thing between you and plummeting to certain death#is a couple of metal bars#that maybe just maybe#barely passed the safety test required#for the ride to be allowed at the state fair
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