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xskyll · 1 year ago

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Crazy how I can say, "Wow, I remember when this used to cost half this price!" and mean a grocery item from approximately five years ago.

Seriously though, how much longer before we're all on the 1984 cabbage diet?

#these grocery prices are killing me (and I)#I must confess I still believe (still believe)#one day my total won't blow my mind #give me a siiiiiiiign #hit me Orwell one more time #but seriously #am i supposed to just stop eating?#answer me Big Brother #or at least give me a government issued cabbage-based recipe book #food #1984

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here-comes-the-moose · 11 months ago

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Crosshair would def be someone who, despite being lactose intolerant, would order a cheese pizza and then have ice cream for dessert.

#echo: wtf you’re lactose intolerant!#Crosshair: don’t tell me what to do! what am I supposed to do? not eat dairy??#Crosshair later: Echo help I’ve made a horrible mistake #(he will do this again a few days later)#the first few times this happened echo was concerned but now he’s just like *sighs*#Hunter: yeah he does this sometimes he just need to let him and he’ll learn eventually #echo: how’s that working out?#Tech keeps trying to make him drink milk alternatives but the most Crosshair will do is iced vanilla lattes with oat milk #wrecker encourages him and hunter tech and echo are like NO STOP THAT #he’s just like me fr #he’s literally me #star wars tbb #star wars the bad batch #tbb crosshair #the bad batch #tbb headcanons #bad batch headcanon #bad batch headcanons

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dollopheadedmerlin · 20 days ago

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I'm so worried about my cat. The vet said I'm doing everything right and that he just needs his meda adjusted but he is so tired and isn't really eating and I know he is old but I can't help but feel like he could live a few more years if he just never got constipated. But it keeps happening and it keeps stressing him out and none of the meds work long term. And I'm just so tired and sad and he is napping on the opposite end of the room because he wants to be alone and that's gotta be the scariest part. He still purs when I brush him but his heart is not in it and it's killing me

#mine #rant #ramble #plus I'm already in debt from his previous vet bills #like I'd love to just march back over the day after and say HEY I NEED YOU TO FIND ME ANOTHER SOLUTION #but I'm afraid they're jusy gonna say yeah your at home treatment is working good #please give us $200 #and then all that will happen is my cat will be more stressed and I'll be more poor #I love him so much you guys #I've only had him less than a year and a half #but he is a lil old man #and i adore him #and he is such a good boy #he is so polite and lovable #and he tells me when he is uncomfortable or in pain #or when he wants attention #except for right now #he stopped telling me how bad he feels #but i can tell he is still exhausted #and he isn't eating #i syringe fed him a little bit #he just declined so fast #he was FINE three days ago #idk if I can handle this rn #if I lose him rn I am gonna be such a wreck #I'm supposed to be job hunting #idk #he is my sweet boy

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britcision · 5 months ago

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So partner and I are nearly done the first season of Arcane

And listen

We all knew Mr Who Needs Therapy When I Can Be Edgy And Menacing With My Robot Eye wasn’t going to suddenly realise the wonders of psychological health and good coping mechanisms just because he’s acquired a sad blue child

He already murdered his bf it’s too late anyway

But post time skip I do think he’s really starting to question that decision, and I think that’s beautiful

Of course, his solution thus far has been “uuuuuh what if we have matching trauma”, and I bet I know how that’s gonna go for him 👀

#league of legends arcane #tbh i thought jinx might be my girl #i’m number 1 harley quinn stan #she’s my baby i adore her it’s why i cosplay ivy #but jinx just… ain’t hitting my buttons?#vi is tho #that’s my babygirl #i too would like to punch my problems #the sad gays are fun too but frankly you cannot tell me victor is more villain than jayce #jayce is a bad and naughty boy and i love that for him #and he’d have such fun in his villain arc #meanwhile i am supposed to believe victor is concerned for his life while he neither eats nor sleeps #like nah bitch if he wanted to live step 1 would be: Take A Fucking Nap #he’s not gonna do that tho that’s sensible and much less villain arcy #victor just wants to magic the world better and stop other people from getting sick #jayce’s moral compass spins more than his magic rocks #fuck divorce arc let them make each other worse together 👀

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lovecolibri · 15 days ago

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#i would super-duper love for people to stop calling me during lunch #one call and i don't answer you would think they would go 'oh shit i didn't look at the clock. she's probably at lunch' and let it be #but no by all means keep calling on a constant loop for the next half hour #i will not be answering because i am not on the clock and nothing i handle falls under emergency care #i am functionally GONE. off site. away at lunch.#just because i eat in my office and can see the phone does NOT mean i have to answer or work while clocked out #get a grip and call later or better yet refer to the info i already sent you and handle the part only you can do your own damn self #i....have not eaten yet if that was not clear 🤣#hangry #food is made just cooling off #but for realsies don't call me you're the doctor i am sure i do not know more than you about what you're supposed to be doing

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kalcat · 18 days ago

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I love not being in control of my emotions and being thrown into an anxiety spiral cause of one fuck up and trying to logically convince yourself that what you're feeling is way too much for the actual situation doesn't actually make the big feelings go away cause when do emotions care about logic

#I've done what I can to resolve the fuck up #so can I please stop feeling like I wanna puke #I know eating something will help me feel better but how am I supposed to eat when I feel sick #there's shit I wanted to do today can I please go back to wanting to do anything #please #I just want to stop thinking about all this

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s-ccaam-era-crepe · 8 months ago

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i should stop starting video games so late at night bc now i dont want to sleep <3

#camera talks #just started in stars and time :33 #(saw too many mutuals kinda posting about it and also i heard it had time loops <3)#very very fun for me so far i am enjoyinggg <3 #this happened to me with strange horticulture the other day tho and i played like. 75% of my playthrough between 9pm-1am so yah #anyways. made more bread after i stopped wallowing #it is currently cooking and im very excited :))#also emailed my boss about the situationn earlier so that was fun /s #wont get to eat it tonight bc i has to cool But !! fresh bread for the morning before my dentist i suppose #still very worried about that ngl.#also have to drive there and then around the 'big city' with my sister #(its the big city to Us. and we have a little bit of school shopping to do cuz we dont go to this city with my nana when she takes us)#but i will go to sleep dw <33 just reluctantly #i love the rock paper scissors thing in isat btw it makes me so happy ngl #also sorry for the number of concerning posts ive had recently btw. ive had a tough august </3 #(normally im chill during august idk what happened </33)#i am trying to get better. it will happen eventually

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keeps-ache · 5 months ago

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why's all the colorful stuff always in the kids' options oTL

#just me hi #Whyyy [laying on the ground facing up. hand on your shoe]#I see a thing with colours I like and it's either a) fast fashion garbage that'll break down quick + be incredibly uncomfortable #or b) only goes to size 10 in kids #Must I suffer. Its already hard finding my shoes they're funking Black kdhsvfh #Not only would colours just be nicer to wear they'd also be easier to find <3 #And I got the go ahead for multicolour so Whyhuhyhyhhyyyyy lmaoo #And if I get recced another pastel palette I'll explode. It's just not happening. Help kfvsh #It's either pastels or dusty colours I do not vibe with at this time. Or black #And black can be Fine but I don't want black but I also don't want to die immediately walking around and Blaaahh bloooooo ouhrrrr #My mother said this shoe brand she wants me to get shoes from has good colours and I go to check it and you Won't Believe What They Had #I've been SNUBBED #is that the word here? Hang on loll :)#Close enough 👍💥💥#SNUBBED dude. Just awful kfshsh #I don't want neutral colours I am so tired of them lmfhsf #That and pastels. Lord please I am begging for a restraining order against pastels #I had this same problem looking for skates last year whyyyy am I supposed to be beige and faded blue all the time BLAH #//anyway I Did sleep yea :>#I'm also slightly hungry which my explain my renewed issues with this but yk what I think I would had this problem anyway. Peace kfdhshf #At least I can find clothing with patterns and colours i like that happen to be on the same shirt right. Right #Okey I'm gonna stop talking abt it Lmfhsvfhd #//yea I've got some left over energies from last night and a thing I've gotta get on so :3 #I think I've figured out my process w/ the tradi inking and then colouring! Went at record speeds last nnnI mean this morning Kfhsvf #Though I have Got to eat before that. Sigh. Sigh. Sighhhh #Life: you get to eat but you also don't have a choice lmao #Same thing with sleep. And baths. Why must good things suck so hard [shaking my fist]#//anyWho I'm going on my way. Onnn my way #Yep. Moving now. As we speak uhh huh #Alright toodles pfsh :>

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paradigmrust · 6 months ago

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we meet on sad occasions, and in happier times

#oc tag #art tag #birthday art. smiles. i dont know if the one i posted 2 years ago is on this blog but. its that time of year again....#(went ahead and temporarily linked the post anyways. just so i feel good about myself ehe)#the one from 2 years ago is a little plain... and i didnt make one for last year. so i had to go a little wild for this one #also obligatory song lyric again. from 'separate lives' by alanparsons project. smiles. i gotta stop smiling idk why i am #also if you care shes supposed to be eating a piece of hazelnut coffee cake. hopefully next time ill make it look better

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froggieboisposts · 10 months ago

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I Am Going To Lose My Shit :)

#froggie personal #yall tell me why I feel like shit rn #the POTS is handing my ass to me today #I felt like shit yesterday too but I foolishly thought that it was a one-off day #like I need to eat something cause my stupid ass PMS symptoms are making me hungry #which in turn makes my POTS flare up #but I'm also nauseous so I don't wanna eat cause throwing up is a No #and at work some mom complained to my boss (I teach swim lessons) cause I couldn't work with her kid very much #like I'm sorry that another parent came in with their kid WHEN THEY WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO #AND HAD US TAKE HIM SO WE COULDN'T WORK WITH EVERYONE THE ENYIRE TIME #and your kid almost had a meltdown when you tried to out her in the water so pardon me-#-I didn't want to be a random stranger that dragged her into deep water and made her freak out #like jesus christ the kid is 2 I'm sorry that I didn't want to scare her away from the water but she's literally a toddler #and holy shit why am I so tired I've done legitimately nothing today #like I slept until 10 and conveniently missed my morning practice #only worked for an hour and emptied the damn dish washer #why did I have to lay down for an hour after work and now lay down again #and to top it all off my skin is acting up because of course it is #so now it's both dry as shit and super itchy #please I just need the shit to stop for a little bit

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milflewis · 2 years ago

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going to go lie in some grass and scream into the dirt or smth and see if things are a little better after that

#nothing like waking up at 6am to study for an exam that you are unbelievably fucked for and then getting a call an hour before said exam #to find out that a friend of yours is missing. bc. that’s. so .#and i’m not even in the same fucking county. what am i supposed to do about this #and i was told by a mutual person who i am no longer friends with bc of a falling out that was similiar to this lmao and woah #idk if u’ve ever answered a phone at 11am on 2 hours sleep. half high from exhaustion. 2 a person talkin to you with Hate in their voice #but it’s wild #if i ever die from a curse or smth it’s bc of her #i am so v bad with not being able to do nothing and i can feel myself shutting down and can and don’t want to do anything to stop it #just got to get through these exams and hope that she’s found and ok. i just. idk. i’m just tired and i want to hug her and have her tell me #about her gf who i find so annoying but she loves and steal her socks bc they have cool designs and watch spiderman like we’re 15 again #three days. three fucking days she’s been gone and no one told me #i want to not have to miss ppl. i want to not have to do another reading in a church. i want to refuse to eat her terrible baking. i want to #listen to her tell me everything i do wrong in life even tho that’s kind of awful. i want to sleep. i want. i want #ignore this i just needed to get it out so i didn’t give out to ppl where it wouldn’t do any good #at least i found out what was being hidden from me lol #delete later

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orcelito · 2 years ago

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Mental illness canceled 👍

Unfortunately I have to write a program today :| or at least however much to get my presentation for tomorrow ready.

Ugh

#speculation nation #mental illness canceled bc i have now received enough attention that i am no longer doom refreshing my stats page #i had to force myself into bed to get myself to Stop Doing That. give the ppl time to read! geeze #but yea my presentation is tomorrow and im covering two hours today (today was supposed to be my day OFF)#i covered two hours on sunday too and.i have tomorrow off too but im gonna be coming in to do the tips distribution #aka no true days off for meeeeee (sobbing)#this is just what happens tho. i knew dealing with The Situation at work would suck #and i still stick to my dedication to make sure those poor girls dont have to work. but #ugh. i still hate sacrificing my days off.#at least shorter work days r Basically like days off. if i go in for only 2 hours it's like i havent worked at all!#(there is something wrong with me)#anywaaaays im alive im okay and im.gonna eat. corn fogs #DOGS god. corn dogs.#i remembered i bought some with last groceries. man it sure would be nice if i had clean dishes tho.#i'll figure smth out. im gonna get myself to do them soon.

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shatterthefragments · 4 months ago

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…dad just fully abandoned us (we told him we were wanting to carpool with him and were up at the same time and he just fucking left. Didn’t even really warm up his car that much)

So. In my head I’m screaming bc my day’s plans are completely ruined.

But. Trying to just. It’s. It’s just a *shift*. I guess I’ll take the car I usually drive in. I moved my oil change to this morning bc there’s still availability.

And it’s just???

I should try to avoid so much screen time but also. I was playing Stardew and watching try guys with the sister last night so I wasn’t really on.

If they run out of the pistachio dessert thing I want though I’ll be pissed :( (I was planning on getting there when they opened bc they sell out pretty regularly.)

#shatters’ fragments #I am. I should not just spend the next couple hours next to the door waiting until I can go send the car off for an oil change.#I should maybe go nap for another hour I guess.#…actually I suppose it’s like. maybe one hour until I have to go #whatever.#what I *should* do is eat breakfast.#idk. maybe.#and it pisses me off bc I was and AM so much better about plans not going to plan. but the few points of the plan (mostly for initiation)#need to go smoothly enough. like I don’t care. as long as we get in with him.#(I’m going to have to drive bc weather is gross and there’s no way we’re busing today tbh.#…and I need to clear out the mask collection in the car again…#maybe we can make a stop at one of the libraries that says they’re doing mask recycling

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business-as-usual-bats · 8 days ago

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Idk if anyone else remembers, but Batman canonically carries around Bat-cookies according to the Batman/Scooby-Doo crossover.

I LOVE to think Batman carries them around as snacks for Robin. I love it even more to think he uses said cookies to bribe Robin into good behavior in a similar fashion to Scooby Snacks.

Little Dick Grayson: I don't wanna go to some stupid Gala! U can't make me!

Bruce, in desperation: would u do it for a bat-cookie?

Dick: woah! Bat-shaped! Cool!

Bruce: andddd you can have another one after the party

Dick, mouth full of cookie: okay :)

Bruce, internally: thank fuck a parenting hack that works

Batman: stop! Don't kill him!

Red Hood: and why do I give a fuck what you-

Batman: would u spare his life for a Bat-cookie?

Red Hood:

Red Hood: I'm not a kid anymore-

Batman: they're fresh, look, still warm

Red Hood: ...

Red Hood: this works ONCE. This ONE time. Gimme that damn cookie.

Batman: of course

Red Hood: Fuck I've missed these what the hell does Alfred put in em

Bruce: go to sleep, Tim

Tim: I'm almost done-

Bruce: go to sleep now and you can have a bat-cookie

Tim: a what?

Bruce: a bat-cookie. See? Here, first taste is free. Try it.

Tim: bribery? Really?

Bruce: positive reinforcement

Tim: giving me treats like I'm some kind of dog?

Bruce: try it and then we'll debate the ethics

Tim [eats cookie]:

Tim:

Tim: okay

Bruce: Okay?

Tim: if I promise to sleep a full 8 hours I want two more and a glass of milk

Bruce: u drive a hard bargain but I accept

Dick: aw, c'mon, Damian. One picture. For me, to remember your first day of high school. Do it for a bat-cookie?

Damian: -tt- I've heard of these so-called "bat-cookies" Insulting. I am not a child. I refuse to participate in such an asinine tradition.

Dick: shame. Alfred made animal-friendly ones so you can share with Ace and Batcow. I guess they don't get any treats either, then

Damian: well

Damian: since it would please you so very much, I will overlook this patronizing lapse in judgment

Damian [tries one bite of cookie]:

Damian:

Damian: given Batcows higher food intake requirements, I will require at least a dozen.

Damian [takes another bite]: perhaps two dozen

Duke: you agree I did a good job today?

Bruce: yes? I suppose. Earlier, when you stopped that-

Duke: shut it. Don't care. Cookie me.

Bruce: excuse me?

Duke: I know about the cookies, old man. You've been holding out on me. The cat's out of the bag. I did a good job, I get a cookie. That's how it works, right?

Bruce: uh well

Bruce: that was a long time ago

Bruce: i had to discontinue that method after-

Duke: are you saying I'm not a valid member of this family because I was never Robin?

Bruce: of course you are! But I don't have any on me-

Duke: don't. Lie. To. Me.

Bruce: Okay! Okay. You're right, I'm sorry. Here, take it. Just... do me a favor, and don't go announcing to the whole cave you got-

Duke: YES. MY FIRST BAT-COOKIE! SCORE!

Every batmember in the vicinity: BAT-COOKIES ARE BACK????

Bruce: NO! stay back! Stay back you animals! Alfred! Alfred! It's happening again-

Alfred, sighing: I'll preheat the oven, sir

#tim drake #batfam #batfam headcanons #dick grayson #batman #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batfamily #red robin #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #it's a wonderful tactic for dealing with exactly one child at a time #after the fourth kid Bruce realizes he lost all control over the situation

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