#am i attracted to him?
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Points were made, enjoy ur sad little meowmeow everyone!
here’s your friendly reminder that president snow is not your uwu murder daddy. he orchestrated the deaths of close to two thousand children, oppressed the citizens of panem and went as far as forcing the children who survived the massacre of their peers—often by being forced into killing them themselves—into becoming glorified prostitutes. there’s a lot to say about fandom’s obsession over villainous characters but if i see a single one of y’all simp over snow just because tom blyth is hot it’ll be on fucking sight.
#is he a villain?#Yes#Do i disagree with everything?#Am I attracted to him?#No#but who am I to deprive simps of their fictional villain blorbos and their motifs
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silly rant under the cut
the whole “can bisexuals be penis repulsed” conversation has made me have so many kind of uncomfortable thoughts. i have this realization every time i go through withdrawal but someone’s addition to the post kind of cemented it for me. every time i’m off my meds i’m entirely disgusted by men and kind of want to vomit whenever i see someone talking about sex with one. like it’s a visceral reaction. but then when i’m on my meds i can “romanticize” men and not want to vomit whenever i see one. but also i’m busy so i can’t focus too much on it hahaha
#before someone tells me to come off the medication know that i already am weaning off#i’m also terrified that it might just be the fact that i hate men but i might still be attracted to them?#like i’ve gone back & forth in my head about it for a long time#and if i’ve ever been attracted to a man in my life it was just one#but even then#am i attracted to him?#or do i just think he’s a nice fleshed-out character?#because i think the actor is ugly#and also i like him better when i pretend he’s a girl#(shhhhhh)#(that’s really embarrassing)#okay anyways i’m gonna shut up now#everyone ignore this pls & thanks#cherry chats
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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.
(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#arno#I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!
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dad seb dad seb dad seb 💕
#I AM ON MY KNEES FOR HIM U DONT UNDERSTAND🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️#GRAHHH I dont even want kids and im giving myself baby fever#also why is the concept of a man coming home from work so attractive like......huh#also im living vicariously through seb by having him bite lewis' cheeks LMAO grrrrr hes like MOCHI#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#sebastian x mc#choccyart#clora clemons#lewis sallow#celeste sallow#also it doesnt matter how old clora and seb get as adults i will always be drawing them the same LFMAO#we can just chalk it up to wizard age since they live longer#and no matter how old seb gets i will not be drawing him with a beard or anything ever im sorry i like my men like i like my coffee#clean shaven
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For me being in a qpr lately is like. No we're not dating. Yes this is my boyfriend isn't he great and lovely and handsome aren't I lucky. No I don't want anyone to mistake us for romantic partners. Yes I want to marry him. No we're not "just friends". Yes I don't want people to think our friendship matters less than our love. No I don't care what people think. Yes I want you to know that we're each other's and each other's alone. No I've never had a crush on him. Yes, I love him with all my heart and soul.
#i could go on#i am so in love with this ridiculous boy#alterous attraction#queerplatonic relationship#queerplatonic#<<<this is how i love him but also so much more#aroace#queerplatonic partner#queerplatonic boyfriend#qpr#alterous#lgbtqia+#qpp#love#transgender#boyfriend#acearo#demisexual#asexual#asexuality#aromantic#demiromantic#demialterous#alterous yearning#alterous relationship#platonic marriage#queerplatonic marriage
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Woke up thinking about this part from extra content:
like—are we just going to ignore the fact that Andrew comes to Wymack to drink and talk about Kevin??? So often that Wymack just assumes that every time Andrew starts talking it's about Kev??? And the first time Andrew doesn't drink because of Kevin is when he drinks because of Neil???
#andrew had his 'why am i surrounded by hot problematic boys' moment#and now i also kinda imagine him ask wymack the same question about kevin#and wymack saying 'green' as well#but then andrew just clarifies 'stupidly attractive green'#with a disgusted expression on his face#aftg#all for the game#andreil#neil josten#andrew minyard#kevin day#david wymack#the foxhole court#the kings men#the raven king#nora sakavic#tfc#trk#tkm
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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Honkai: Star rail | Veritas Ratio
Before you ask a question, stop and think whether you already know the answer. It is better for everyone if such questions are not asked.
#honkai star rail#star rail#honkaiedit#honkai: star rail edits#honkai: star rail gifs#honkai: star rail#dr. ratio#dr ratio#veritas ratio#honkai star rail gifs#honkai star rail edits#i am so (not) normal about him#he's so attractive..#*my edits
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Grab the bull by the horns
#gabe having a Normal One while getting his ass handed to him is a favorite genre of mine#i am deeply attracted to the railcannon#I'm kinda unhappy with this but I can't tell why so whatever here#v1#v1 ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#gabv1el#ultrakill#art tag
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consider,,,a lucanis who is in love with emmrich, a spite who is in love with rook, a rook in love with emmrich, and emmrich who is in love with all three but wants lucanis, spite, and rook to get together because he feels he is not the type of man any of them deserve...
bonus points for spite being the one to realize just what sort of love quadrilateral is going on and is the one to get them all together.
#the angst potential alone#if i can convince my brain to write something other than smut i will in fact consider writing this#JUST. THEM BEING SO MESSY.#SPITE REALIZING THAT EMMRICH IS GETTING CLOSER TO LUCANIS TO TRY AND SWAY ROOK INTO FALLING FOR THEM#LUCANIS REALIZING THAT EMMRICH IS IN LOVE WITH ROOK AND DECIDING EMMRICH'S HAPPINESS IS MORE IMPORTANT#SO HE CONSIGNS HIMSELF TO HIS UNHAPPINESS#Rook could also be in love with all three in this scenario but i think it'd be SO FASCINATING for it to be Emmrich!!#Emmrich lamenting that he found the people he loves at a time he believes to be too late#consigning himself to a bachelor's life. he has his studies he has manfred he's content#and then he meets lucanis who is EXACTLY the type of man he fancied as a young man#Someone with so much heart but some rougish charm. appearing cold but so fucking warm under the surface. misunderstood perhaps#the same way he and death are#and so he is smitten. taken by this man and his watchful eye and his steady hands. fascinated by the demon living inside him#the demon who is so curious about this world. who craves to live and understand and emmrich who at his core wants nothing more than to TEAC#and rook. gods emmrich not having the same instant attraction as he did to lucanis but it all hitting him in the chest one night#reckless rook who takes blows they could have dodged to protect him. who always treats his necromancy with respect and curiosity#rook who always reaches out to touch him but stops their hand just shy of making contact. rook who is uncertain but willing to try#rook who is YOUNG and full of possibility and deserves more than whatever shell emmrich believes himself to be#i am just!!!!!!! do you see my VISION#something can happen here!! i'm fucking telling ya'll!!!!!#emmrich volkarin#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age rook#dragon age veilguard#lucanis x emmrich#lucanis x rook#spite x rook#emmrich x rook#emmrich x lucanis#emmrich x rook x lucanis
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sophie is so relatable instead of admitting that she finds Wicked howl's (certainly just an ordinary)smile cute, she just goes ugh thats definitely The Smile that charms women, i see right through his move, everything is calculated. good thing that im OLD and it wont work on ME :/
shes immediately like oh OTHER women 100% find this smile attractive not me though no im just annoyed
#howl's moving castle#hmc#sophie hatter#its funny that its sophie's first reaction to feeling attraction to him she just denies is without even realizing#i love repression it has to be said#text#am i rereading again??? maybe so.#sheb rereads hmc
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Hearing news that he’s confirmed romanceable (and described as intimate and sensual) got me so giddy I might just expire.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#DAtV#emmrich volkarin#my art#this guy is so targeted at me just from design and what little we know of him in the written works#and I’m so mad cos I need him now#ahdidbd#lemme indulge im sorry it’s so rarely I ever get a romance with an older character who’s part of the main cast#it’s so damn rare#so I get stupidly hyper when it happens#my tastes are always stuck being npcs or unattainable cos they’re not usually conventionally attractive#so I’m so so glad for how unique they’re letting us strive for in this#grrrrr#it’s 1am in the morning how am I to sleep with this info#wtf BioWare
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Rick Grimes in The Ones Who Live | 1x04 - What We
#*CASH REGISTER NOISE* *DOGS BARKING* *GLASS BREAKING*#Rick Grimes#towl spoilers#The Ones Who Live#*#rg#excuse me but The Nose™#his face when he realized she said children#let him cuddle his baby boy#I CANNOT#HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING MORE ATTRACTIVE WHAT KIND OF WITCHCRAFT IS THIS#what's in your water out in the cotswolds man#all those fuzzies#stab me with an entire home depot aisle of rakes#I SAID#F U Z Z I E S#i never win i am winning#bless all the lines on your face#they beautiful and sacred#if you don't want to nuzzle into that beard i don't trust you tbh#im putting you on a watchlist#nice rack rick
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since this was originally posted by a TERF i figured i would just repost it myself.
#objectum#vox isnt even 1% as attractive as a REAL crt tv. sorry!#i know he's not a crt but that just makes him less appealing imo#i have more to say in favor of crts but i am mildly shy so ill leave it at that
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Please be a lame old man. Please.
#enstars#my art#THIS WAS DONE REALLY QUICK BECAUSE..... ITS 12:12 AND IM KINDA TYPSTY#ILL DRAW HIM PROPERLY LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I HOPE HES A LAME OLD MAN THAT HAS A LAME TV SHOW HOST PERSONALITY AND TELLS HORRID JOKES#ensemble stars#i drew this so dfast because i am attracted to him. hes so ugly. i need to kiss him breathless. i dontcare. i dontcare SORRY ABOUTIT#nice arneb thunder
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everyone says theyre into loser men until theyre watching me go feral in my own home watching ANY film with jesse eisenberg. then suddenly its "what the fuck" and "he literally played the zucker-bot" and "he looks like he would slip cartoonishly hard on a banana peel". idc the harder he fail-maxxes the more i want him
#also im a lesbian lol#i am attracted to whats wrong with him#mental illness transcends gender#jesse eisenberg#now you see me#nysm#the social network#zombieland#j daniel atlas#u guys have no idea what the nysm 1 curly hair Does To Me
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