ravanbakhsh

[smiledog15578]

When will they become enemies to friends to lovers yet 🥱

I know this looks bad but... what's this cheeseburger doing in my pocket 😏

They are like cartoons.. what a bunch of weirdos/pos

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

for fear that the name “angel striker” for butch biker lesbian phil will catch on without credit being given to the person who created it, let it be in writing that, to my knowledge, @valiantcheesecaketrash came up with angel striker

i think having a name for her (that isn’t “phlonde phlesbian phil” as i’ve been calling her lmao) would be amazing and angel striker just feels right

[visenyaism]

do you have any predictions for season 2 mine is that laenor comes back as marilda of hull in drag

i’m going to make a bingo card in the next few weeks but my #1 prediction is that blood and cheese will be an accident like rhaenyra is going to be like let’s kill one of alicent’s sons and see how she feels and then either Daemon, Mysaria, or Blood and Cheese themselves are gonna be like yeah but that’d be kind of hard to pull off, fuck it let’s just kill a baby. The show consistently refuses to let Rhaenyra be complicit in anything bad or do any of her own violence or have meaningful flaws.

[idle-compy]

a bun. a bun solves all long hair issues

[klbzplb]

MAJOR SPOILERS

TIMMMY BEAT THE CURSE LETS GO

[m3llowm1sh]

ANGELO TRAILER IF IT WAS COOLER AND BASED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(orig under the cut)

[emily84]

i like strange new worlds enough but sometimes they really are on thin ice with me... like choosing to go for chapel when uhura was right there (not that i want to reduce either to spock's love interest, but ykwim); refusing to go the spirk route (as of yet, might decide to got there in later seasons i guess, lol); casting a non-jewish actor to play spock (again, peck is really good, this is just bumming me personally ok); making spock the center of everything (it's really starting to get on my nerves); or casting an actress to play spock's mother who's like ten years older than peck; introducing characters and then not giving them any depth (ortegas); making uhura too perfect and flawless and incredible at everything thereby depriving her character of any possibility for interesting growth; retconning kirk as some reckless jock when he was clearly stated in canon multiple times to be a huge nerd at the academy; also, it's obviously a crime that they made noonien-singh straight but again that's just me (hopefully she's bi)

[dartducks]

see i’ve always perceived impulse’s actions towards bdubs in limited life as very survival driven instead of anything else. here’s somebody who’s killed him twice, who’s killed him in a world where they were bound and impulse should have been safe and so now in this new world, impulse wants to try and prevent that from happening again early. gives him a clock (which really, is a deathwish, last life is the only time he’s not given bdubs it and that was the only non bdubs related death) and offers alliances and plays nice. it just feels like a subtler version of his general plan from 3rd life, concentrated on what he’s figured out is the greatest threat to his life.

[dinosaursatemymom]

the discourse around mikes sexuality and the way that y'all talk to each other is pretty much how mlevens and bylers talk to each other

Like calling others delusional or idiots because they don't agree or have a different takes

Or saying homophobic/biphobic things just to defend your take

I'm not saying y'all can't share your opinions but I think it's a little silly to just constantly be arguing about it.

Like obviously people are gonna be upset if you call them delusional idiots who are just making stuff up, especially if you crosstag it.

[samandcheesewinchesterr]

full offence but y’all are so fucking weird for this??

like yeah it represents three people?? and the third person is shannon?? i don’t like her either but she was still christopher’s mom did you guys miss the fucking part where he asked if they could make one for her???

there are other people in eddie’s life besides buck ffs

[sewerwclf]

man i hate all of you “lawrence didn’t come back for adam” truthers. you gotta be CRAZY delusional like me and think that lawrence pleaded on his hands and knees DAILY to get his little boyfriend from that crusty bathroom. like lawrence was heavy sobbing trying to get adam back. i am a lawrence tried so incredibly hard to save adam truther.

[minoment]

I heard you want sub!Miguel thoughts, I intend to provide you, and all our sub!Miggy truthers, content ^3^

Never have I wanted to make a full grown man cry so much.

Like baby, around me, you don't have to be a leader. Tell me what you need Miggy cause I'll give it to you AND MORE.

Want me to hold you like you're gonna break? Say less. Want me to kiss you and tell you how much you mean to me. Don't even have to ask. You want me to rail you into our bed? Done. Do you want me to do it all in alphabetical or chronological order?

What I would give this man if he gave me a chance. Whimper, drool, whine, be bratty all he wants cause no possible way in my delusional mind could he do a damn thing that'll make me want him any less.

My brain may rot, but I am free nonetheless

-✌️💀

ALPHABETICAL AND CHRONOLOGICAL HAS ME ROLLING

Ngl I would do it upside down, back to front, and inside out spidey-style too.. HES JUST SO..

I'm gonna rewatch the movie soon and hope to anything I don't get a virus on my computer 💀

THIS BITCH-

I just want to bend him over a pillow and fuck him so deep his eyes cross as he bites down on his lower lip. Then just kiss away the blood that trickles from the wounds when his fangs pierce his own skin. I don't know how his venom works quite yet but imagine if he accidentally immobilizes himself and you stop out of worry. But he just lets out incoherent whines and mumbles until you thrust back inside him and use him. UGH ID MELT-

Or straddling his back and working out the kinks and knots from his shoulder muscles and eventually moving around to grip his pecs. Originally it was just as a little tease, a little joke. But he lets out the most WHORE-ISH moan.. I just want to squeeze them until my hand marks are there permanently.

I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN IVE WATCHED THE MOVIE..

[showsandstuff]

Ways to make a Dale Dimmadome redemption work:

Hi! So, as a self proclaimed Dale Dimmadome redemption truther, I wanted to make this post explaining why a redemption is, in my opinion, very much possible. (I am not nearly as confident about this as I am pretending to be)

Buckle up, this'll be a long one folks!

First, why do I think a Dale redemption could happen? Let's go through it:

It's still a kids show. I find the conclusion to the story that Dale will never love his son a bit grim for a show for children. You could of course make it work by using the found family trope with Peri instead, plus there are plenty of kids shows that have used the evil father of secondary character/antagonist trope, without the father getting a redemption but I do think a Dale redemption is the most satisfying conclusion for this show.

Even Remy Buxaplentys parents started caring for Remy at some point, so I got hope. Though to be fair, they were incredibly one note.

His past with Vicky makes him a bit more sympathetic. Knowing what he went through in his childhood, it makes sense he probably wouldn't know what a child needs. I'm just saying it means there's room for improvement

He emotionally neglects Dev, but his physical needs are met. Which is something, right? Like Yay... And all...

We don't know if Dale doesn't love Dev. I think there's a possibility that he does care but just doesn't know it because he's taken his child for granted. That's not an excuse of course, but it would make a redemption more plausibel. If Dale genuinely does not love Dev whatsoever, I'll give up on my redemption hope.

How could they pull it off, if at all?

Assuming that Dale does love Dev, deep deeeep down, and just doesn't realize it because he's so focused on his company, the best way to show this is through a choice.

Dev doing things that benefit the company has never helped their relationship, Dale just gets happy because Money and it doesn't make him appreciate his son more, Dev just becomes someone useful to him.

But if Dev causes Dale to lose money, that's a good start to see what Dale truly prioritizes deep down.

Dale choosing Dev over his company is what I need if they decide to redeem him. I need Dale in one way or another show us that he truly cares. Maybe have Dale spend so much money to find and save Dev, that his company goes bankrott? Or have his company explodes and Dale's main concern could be Devs wellbeing. Or Dev goes behind his father's back and intentionally hurts the company, but instead of lashing out at Dev, Dale reflects on himself.

Now... That's all incredibly out of character for Dale and I would hate for an unearned redemption. I'd need there to be a lot of build up to that moment, some foreshadowing that hints at Dale not feeling entirely indifferent about Dev. Small moments, nothing too grand. Maybe he'd be worried if he finds out that he had left Dev with Vicky at one Point, and that could be the catalyst to show us that he isn't as awful as we were shown previously.

And after we had enough of those moments and already have a feel that Dale isn't all uncaring, we get to the grand moment where Dale shows us through his actions that in truth, he cares far more about his kid than his cash. It would feel earned and not be out of nowhere then.

Now before yall call me delusional, I know that this is extremely unrealistic and I'm just setting myself up if these are my expectations. Good thing they aren't. I do expect Dev to have something equivalent of his father's love at the end of the show, but that's it.

Here are some examples of what I actually believe would happen:

Hazel and Dev become friends (again) but this time their friendship is explored more. Maybe Dev also befriends Hazel's friends and finds fulfillment through that. (although I think that'll happen regardless and would be unsatisfying if that was all we got)

Involving Peri in this mess and giving him a character arc of his own would work as well. He realizes that Dev doesn't need a Fairy to be happy because, as Cosmo said in the finale, what Dev truly wants isn't something he can get through wishes. Dev, being super rich, is already used to getting "stuff", but love isn't stuff. So Peri basically becoming a parental figure for Dev, which is what he is supposed to be as a godparent anyway, could work. Besides, Peri already solidified himself in this role in the finale when he told Dev that he cared about him. It was a heartwarming moment. We all loved it so ofc we would want more of that.

Anything involving Irep, another Fairy or even Timmy. Dev needs someone that cares for him. My top three go to characters are obviously Peri, Hazel and Dale, but they're not the only ones that could fulfill that role. We just need to wait and see what the writers do.

So yea, a Dale redemption is my first pick for a season 2 finale (or technically my first pick is a hint at a Dale redemption in the s2 finale and the actual redemption happens way later because slow burn) but I do understand that it's pretty unlikely and would be very much satisfied with Peri becoming his godparent with Emphasis on parent, or even the power of friendship with Hazel, though that'd be harder to execute without it feeling cheap (I got faith in the writers)

So this was very long. And I am going to sleep now. Thanks for reading.

[starsarefire824]

i heard that Finn was supposed to say “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls yet”, but the “yet” isn’t there in the Final Cut. Idk if it changes your views but what do you think about that?

because i feel like it could make sense that Mike would notice that will hasn’t been interested in anyone yet if he had said “yet” but because he didn’t, idk, I feel it’s weird, so that’s probably why I lean more towards projection.

But I understand your views and tbh, you make a lot of sense too.

I have heard that too. I think they changed that to imply to the audience that Will was never going to like girls. It's not a "yet" thing for him. It's a never did, never will thing for him. I am glad they left the yet out. I think it's better writing.

Idk. I still am a bi mike truther so I always look at this as Mike almost being angry with Will for not "liking girls" I don't see it as a full on projection on his part because he, in fact, has liked El for quite some time at this point. He's rubbing that fact in Will's face throughout the entirety of season 3. And I do think Mike meant it when he said she was pretty. I think he loves her. I just think, in the end, he is not in love with her. He is in love with Will, and that's why he's so obsessed with being with El. If he's with her--he's not with Will. It's safe and it's not like he doesn't like it right? He likes girls. El is pretty, she's a superhero, she likes to kiss him and read comic books etc. Why would he need Will if he has all that? (He's delusional, obviously.)

But yeah. I see this more as a lashing out, it's supposed to hit Will where it hurts, rub the fact that that's not happening for him in just a little bit more because Will is calling him out for treating him like shit, and he's letting his jealousy of El plainly show.

It's to double down, subconsciously i think, in an effort to make Will feel Other. It's him shoving his own (not fully realized imo), feelings he has for Will down deep. It's essentially a projection in the fact that yes, it is a representation of Mike's repression and an attack on Will to shine the light away from himself and his feelings/inclinations and spotlight Will's instead. It's cruel in a way only a best friend/lover can be cruel.

So again, he is partially projecting here, I just think it's so much more complicated than that, and I get a little sad this scene has been boiled down by a lot of bylers as simply "mike is projecting cause he's gayyyy" thing. when in reality, there's 1,000 more layers that are equally interesting to explore!

[olderthannetfic]

This is a rant that is going to end in a question that I genuinely want the answer to.

I've recently seen (in the past year or so) an uptick in people online using the word "delusional" casually or as an insult. Worse even than that, "delulu" which I believe originated on Tiktok or Twitter (likely places for ableism to come from, yeah, fork found in kitchen etc etc). The only people I really see calling this behavior out are, you guessed it, actually delusional or psychotic people.

Typically it's thrown around to describe someone's "weird" or "chronically online" beliefs. Like using it to talk about reality shifters or RPF shippers who think their ship is actually together or etc. And, like, while I don't disagree that spiritual psychosis or "the belief that someone is sending me signals via social media" are real actual delusional behaviors/can lead to actual delusions, I really don't think that believing you can shift to Hogwarts to see Draco or that you have a mental connection to the Stranger Things universe or that Taylor Swift is queer and flagging via music videos really fits the criteria for spiritual psychosis or erotomania or what have you *in itself* - meaning if you live an otherwise normal life and only get out of touch with reality when you're on #MaraudersTok or r/LarryStylinson, you're likely not delusional, or at least not delusional enough for it to impact your functionality.

So, that begs the question, WHY? Why use delusional to describe stupid chronically online drama? Like, I'm being genuine, I truly do want to know why. Are these people misusing/misunderstanding what the word delusional means? Are they armchair diagnosing? Do they think these people are actually experiencing psychosis, and if so, why are they using said diagnosis as an insult or as part of their moral flaws? Why are they so bothered and obsessed with someone else's "delusion", especially when the delusion in question isn't hurting them and is just a stupid thing like thinking that some random celeb is about to hard launch their coming out or that they can teleport to a fictional world?

(also, PLEASE, I know it sounds like I have specific beef with shifters or gay rpf truthers, I DON'T, nor am i necessarily 'defending' these communities, 'cuz i know they do have actual issues outside of just being cringe or whatever. I don't want gaylor shift malfoy snapewives discourse, i want "why are you using a psychotic disorder to describe these fringe fandom communities" discourse, and in the circles i run in that's just the type of people who are described as delusional the most - I know that the overall issue runs much deeper, I just figured Id ask a fandom blog why the word is so prevelant in fandoms, especially in specific "types" of fandoms)

Like, I'm not looking for an argument of "it's ok to use delusional so casually" or "yeah i agree it's so fucked up that people throw that word around :/" all i want is an honest and concise answer of WHY delusional has become the Hot New Armchair Diagnosis For Weird People On TikTok or whatever.

--

Lots of words get used with a colloquial definition and people aren't really thinking about their technical meaning.

K-pop fandom. Blame them.

[meganebutterflyrei]

I stand in solidarity with folks that were unhappy in how the CX-2 storyline was handled. I was a “Tech is Alive Truther” myself and I want you all to know that you were NOT delusional. There were VERY obvious parallels to Tech that just…never went anywhere.

Although I am satisfied with the ending as a whole, I admit that it is still a sour spot for me.

I’m glad that fan art of the Batch will always include Tech. Because he deserves to be there, deserves to live in peace on Pabu with his brothers and sister.

Tech deserved better 💔