#WE COULDVE ALL WON

[idle-compy]

a bun. a bun solves all long hair issues

[puckpocketed]

clip of kasper halttunen goal :D ! carter george frustrated smacking his stick against the goal posts D:

[lixbf]

...... how did all of this start with me just wanting to quickly write down how old a few thg characters were during the last ten games. why did my brain decide i need to figure out for myself how old various other tributes and victors were when they died/won. why am i now here multiple hours later looking at an ugly monster of an excel sheet with 50ish characters sorted by birthday with their ages/ages at death as they correspond to each year's hunger games, another sheet of all 75 hunger games with known victors and their lifespans inserted into it because i wanted to see just the victors but also how much time is between some of the named victors, yet another sheet where i wanted to see how the victors' ages at winning compare to see how common i made each winning age but then i also used that sheet to figure out how many victors made it to different ages (which like btw is kinda depressing bc so many of them didnt even make it past 40), and then fucking finally an excel sheet of what i originally wanted to look at aka the ages of a few characters in the last few games except i included way more characters than i originally wanted to and also started at the 60th games instead of the 65th like i wanted to

[loycos]

this season we got to see a whole new side to caitlyn's fighting: close counters. something that she used to be so, SO terrible at.

This season, not only did we see her physically fighting twice, but she also went against the 2 most badass fucking terrifying butches on the show: Sevika and Ambessa. and in both times, she WON.

how does that make any sense? is she now an amazing crazy brawler who can kick anyone's ass??? hardly. of course there are factors at play that helped her achieve this other than raw strength (the hextech malfunction and mel's magic, respectively). but just how the hell did she even hold on her own in physical fights with these beasts of women without them literally flattening her in less that 5 seconds?

that's where a whole side of Caitlyn that i don't see discussed often comes in: respect. or at least, lack thereof. Caitlyn is one of the least respected characters in the show, by other characters. i've addressed it in a post before with Jinx, who doesn't want to acknowledge Caitlyn as a human, for many reasons, but it can definitely come across as disrespect. we saw it with Salo on 2 different occasions. Singed did not give a fuck about Caitlyn's threats and basically called her an impatient baby. she is referred to as a "child" or a "girl" more than fucking Isha. if we go back to season 1, seems like her own parents struggled seeing her as an adult that can make her own choices. her coworkers make fun of her dedication. Marcus thought she was an entitled brat. when they first met, VI didn't respect Caitlyn at ALL.

the 3 characters who know Caitlyn and respect her are: Vi, Jayce, and Mel. that's so fucking sad. Caitlyn wants to be acknowledged for who she is and her capabilities, yet she has to fight harder for it than anyone else around, despite her privilege. or maybe because of it. notice how it's something Maddie preys on: "Piltover looks up to you. i look up to you". she knows Caitlyn desperately wants be taken seriously.

back to fighting: if you notice, Sevika and Ambessa are doing the exact same thing here.

during their fight, Sevika looked like she was mostly just pushing Caitlyn around, trying to hold her off, while Cailtyn was fighting for her life.

we know how ruthless Sevika can be when she actually puts effort into fighting, but in this case it looks like she was playing with her food for just a little too long, and then the hextech weapons started freaking out. and that cost her the fight.

with Ambessa it's even clearer. yes, in a way she sees Caitlyn almost like a surrogate daughter, but does she? notice how she calls Mel by her name. she addresses Caitlyn as "child", and she's not even HER child. it's belittling. Ambessa mostly tries to mold her, and she clearly did not expect Caitlyn to be intelligent enough to pick up on it.

the whole fight in episode 9. Ambessa letting the mole she planted in Caitlyn's bed to execute her? not even doing it herself? disrespect. mocking her for being desperate? disrespect.

when they actually fight, Ambessa shows the exact same symptoms Sevika did. maybe its a Noxian ritual or something, to torture your victim before u publicly execute them, but in certain points in the fight she couldve had Caitlyn killed and just chose not to. it's especially noticeable after she gauges Caitlyn's eye, and Caitlyn rests defenseless on the floor, bleeding on 2 fronts. what does Ambessa say? "you fought well, child." if that's not the disrespect of the century i don't know what is. and AGAIN, this cost Ambessa the fight. and her life, in this case.

the saddest part of it all is that Caitlyn is the character that shows respect the most, to almost everyone she meets. regardless of how they treat her.

[blkwag]

hiii

[maxverstappendefender]

baked goods // cl16 smau

description: baker!reader x cl16 (charles falls in love with a baker in italy)

tw: google translated french

face claim: madeline argy + random pictures from pinterest

a/n: this isn’t really winter themed but oh well. can’t believe this is my first time writing for charles! i don't own any photos used. part of my december fic series called winter in the fast lane

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winter in the fast lane masterlist

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yourbakery: whipping up some new things that i'm definitely excited to share with you all!

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clfan: SPOTTED - charles leclerc seen in italy signing some things and leaving a local bakery!

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user5: he looks so good

user6: the black jacket is superior

user7: a bakery?! what is this man doing at a bakery

↳ user8: who cares what he's doing at a bakery. look at the smile on his face!!!

↳ user9: who's got him smiling like that smh

user10: he better not be getting anything sweet at that bakery, we need all the help we can get this weekend at monza

↳ user11: FORZA FERRARIIIII

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youruser: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I JUST MET THAT MAN.

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user13: WHAT MAN?!?!

user14: casual y/n freakout

↳ user15: calmest crash out ever

↳ user16: prettiest crash out ever

user17: WHO ARE WE TALKING ABOUT

user18: i fear y/n is me

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youruser: swam with man.

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user20: now tell me you see who's in the likes too

user21: WHAT MAN LADY

user22: who are we talking about.

user23: never been so confused

user24: TELL ME WHAT MAN

user25: charles what are you doing here

↳ charles_leclerc: just scoping it out

↳ user26: what is happening

↳ user27: what in the crossover episode

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charles_leclerc: went to a bakery and won a race - coincidence? i think not.

tagged: yourbakery

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yourbakery: definitely not a coincidence

↳ user28: i feel like i'm intruding

user29: now i don't want to sound crazy, but who took the picture on the last slide

↳ user30: literally what i'm saying

↳ user31: probably joris or andrea

↳ user32: or y/n. she went swimming with a man according to her instagram

↳ user33: OH MY GODDDD

carlossainz55: i don't think it was the stuff you bought at the bakery that was your good luck charm

↳ user34: what does this sneaky man know

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youruser: went to a grand prix ✅ went on a scavenger hunt ✅ had help baking some delicious cookies ✅

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user35: she knows about the speculation with charles lmao

↳ user36: she's just trolling at this point

↳ user37: unless she's not

user38: soft launching is so lame, just hard launch!

↳ youruser: where's the fun in that?

↳ user39: her hard launch is the first photo.

scuderiaferrari: forza ferarri

↳ youruser: sempre!!

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charles_leclerc: heard soft launching was lame

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youruser: CHARLES

↳ user40: someone's sleeping on the couch lmaooo

user41: WHAT.

user42: well, couldve seen that coming

youruser: was it necessary to tag me omfggg

↳ charles_leclerc: of course, mon porte-bonheur (my good luck charm)

↳ user43: HE CALLS HER HIS GOOD LUCK CHARM

↳ user44: probably due to him winning monza when she was there

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youruser: guess we're hard launching?

tagged: charles_leclerc

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user45: they're so cute together

charles_leclerc: glad i went into that bakery a few months ago

↳ youruser: i appreciate your business.

↳ user46: she's so unserious

carlossainz55: girl, we have the same boyfriend.

↳ maxverstappen: hey girly! i know you don't know me but... i think he's cheating on you

↳ pierregasly: ladies, ladies! enough fighting! he's mine, try harder next time 💋

↳ landonorris: well, this is awkward since he's actually married to me with 3 kids 😊

↳ youruser: i knew i was the side ho smh

↳ charles_leclerc: what did i just witness

↳ user47: poor charles

↳ user48: more like poor y/n

[lazarusthirsting]

Thank you, and to add some tinfoil-hat theory, anyone that feels cheated by the ending they got? It's because of the explicit bi erasure. You're mad? This is just another Wednesday for me. This is why i dont hate the ending - they made people *mad* the bi characters died, rather than casually accept that their deaths were inevitable as so many shows, including this one (as a *commentary* - more on that later), have done.

Season 15 (and most seasons, I would argue) is a meta-mirror of the real world, the writers explicitly likened Chuck to a network executive for a reason, and they wrote the Destiel arc to be so central to the plot, that the only way to end it was to fulfill the romantic arc and canonize the bisexual love in the room, or kill them, and the network had to choose - the writers didn't kill Dean and Cas, they gave the network a choice, and based on *market research* (see: the American public), most people would rather see a dead bisexual than a happy one, and that's how the writers attempted to make up for all the queerbaiting and homophobic nonsense we had to endure for 15 seasons - showing everyone their own ass, i mean, isnt this what they asked for?

We can joke about how it's a show that doesn't take itself seriously, but plenty of these writers had been working on this show for years, they loved these characters - if we watch their last season, deadly seriously, they have given us a pretty damning social commentary on the state of corporate/network censorship seizing control of our own narratives from us.

Edit: grammar, punctuation, wording

ok but where are my fellow bisexual castiel truthers huh where are my bi4bi deancas siblings in arms huh where are my cas-is-gay-but-as-in-the-umbrella-term people HUH WHERE ARE Y'ALL WHERE

[valyrfia]

i don't really know how 1633s who are mainly rooting for charles do it 😭 i respect it though. i enjoy them both, and i was a hardcore 1633 a few years ago but as the year pass unfortunately that has tempered a little, and i think i let the bitterness get to me a bit. this isn't to say that i don't like max, i still very much do, i still think he's talented and deserve all the praise he is getting, but every time i see him in conversations for "the all time greats" i just think about how so far the conversation charles is in so far would be "top drivers to not win a championship" (adding "yet" to that, i don't like how definitive these conversations can be).

i think about how max's manager said in 2022 that charles is just as talented as Max it's just that he never got the car to stand a chance. when he said that, max only had one championship but now he's fighting for a fifth and we haven't had a consistent title fight between them yet. i also think about when max said he wasn't sure if he couldve won a championship in that ferrari given how "fragile they were" while he confidently said he would win in the mclaren. Just a lot of thoughts about everything tbh.

a lot of max fans are quick to write charles off, forgetting that he hasn't even stood a chance yet. it's just a bit sad, is all.

now people still say charles is the only one (most of the time anyway) who doesn't let himself get bullied by max and has shown that max can be beaten in wheel to wheel. i used to be filled with pride at that but now it's just... eh.

have you never had these thoughts before? bc i'll be honest sometimes even if max absolutely deserves the praise i just get very annoyed, even if i like him (obviously not as much as charles). never seen any 1633s talk about this either.

lol your thoughts are valid anon. I love lestappen, but am always toxic lecfosa deepest down.

For the time being I'm content that history is still being written, and I do still honestly have complete faith that Charles will win championships, and it's enough for me in the waiting time that I know his skill, as does every WDC who is ever asked about him. I block anyone who writes Charles off though, so I do exist in a bubble but it makes my experience more enjoyable. What makes it even more enjoyable is hearing loads of people online/irl laugh off the current possible championship battle and dream of a Charles/Max fight instead.

Re: fandom. I have drifted away from lestappen fandom more over the past several months though because of the fanon interpretation of Charles that's taken root and I dislike because of my support of Charles. There's other factors in my general drift away from lestappen, like how a lot of the fic nowadays feels like generic heteronormative dark romance for some reason, and just general ooc characters. I'm just listing my own gripes, but the slide into more heternormative fanon means that Charles always ends up typecast very damsel in distress and quote unquote "silly" who is saved by big strong world champion Max. Which is fine, it's people's fantasies at the end of the day but it's not how I envisage the dynamic and I dislike what it does to Charles. I still love the dynamic and some fic gets it still and eats, but the online pairing has become overly popular amongst solo Max fans now (which, let's be real is because Charles is becoming more and more self-insert) which leaves diehard Charles fans like me a bit adrift. I still adore lestappen, and my interpretation of it but I do think current fanon just completely ignores Charles' drives and wants and fears in favour of a big fantasy about Max, it always feels like Charles' insanity is written as "failing" or "bad idea" whereas Max's insanity is rewarded.

This turned into a little but of a rant, but basically yes I want Charles to win, and if Charles doesn't win I want Max to win but I'm not sure I'd fully classify myself as "crazed lestappie" anymore even though I love the ship because it's not the fanon ship it was a year ago and I've grown a lot less tolerant of those talking down Charles' talent since then even implicitly.

[moonshynecybin]

What would happen if Marc woke up in a world where sepang never happened...

ooh the classic what would happen if you got everything you wanted scenario… idk i think we could do a time travel sitch, where he gets his ass dumped into his 2013 body and has to set about preventing one of the more` significant little tragedies of his life, but that would also count on marc having the emotional intelligence to think he did ANYTHING wrong in his relationship with vale, and i don’t think he can do that quite yet lol… maybe it has to be a story where he realizes that he couldve handled things differently? in that clip from his recent interview, he talks about how when he was younger he would go flat out every training session but he doesnt feel the need to do so nowww, so maybe hes processing that sort of internal shift while also looking at vale from the perspective of an injured, post-honda marc who has personal knowledge of how hard it is ego-wise to mount a comeback... maybe this inspires some empathy w vale (he's looking at him and realizing THAT vale is only 4 years older than him and hes like. hm...) and the fic ends up being a character study on baby marc vs marc now PLUS actually internalizing all of the lessons he thinks he’s learned… i don’t wanna make this sound like sepang is marc’s fault lol like to be clear i don’t think he did anything WRONG per se, he was just marc level abrasive in ways that specifically rubbed against vale’s tender bits, but i also think that if he handled vale with more care than perhaps some parts of this could have been avoided ! so maybe older marc's presence removes the ranch nasty and the assen nasty (“marc is only my friend when he wins”) and gets vale out of the 'well clearly marc is sabotaging me' mindset. and then at some point marc has to like. TELL vale about all this after sepang has technically passed and vale. perhaps does not handle that well in conjunction w his title loss anyways BUT this version is closer to marc and its a different sort of less public sexy mess....

OR it could be marc gets sent to an alternate reality of 2025 where sepang maybe doesnt happen, but him and vale still kinda implode a little less dramatically and marc is like well this IS what i wanted but it feels hollow as fuck lol. no new, frothing vitriol between them really, like vale will shake his hand and do the same kinda stuff he does w jlo or whatever (vale shows up to the paddock and takes a pic w marc to get reposted on socials bc the press ask and marc is like ??? bc he has never been a somewhat neutral topic to vale before ever in his LIFE… unsure how to deal w the rivalry treatment that jlo or casey or sete get handed. little does he know vale is still insane, he just has less cause to go nuclear lol) butttt marc still had to leave hrc, still alienated from the academy, still breaks his arm… like realizing that sepang isnt this huge axis that the bad things in his life kinda spin on.... and maybe he sets about interrogating all the ways they would’ve broken up even without the heightened melodrama of the sepang race… starts hanging out w vale even though that’s something they Don’t Do Now and vale is surprised but likes it (and is also. still somehow DEEPLY hurt by how everything went down maybe just less specifically delusional/paranoid to cope in conjunction w title loss. idk maybe he won 2015 here and marc was injured for the back half of the season and they both feel weird about kinda drifting apart)... this fic would have lots of fear from them both about the other leaving, the injury stuff, the age stuff--- all the reasons why sepang happened that they never delt with, just without the actual sepang… and i think it could be sweet idk i like it when they’re fucked up but they spend time w each other and it’s like oh it’s you… of course it’s you…. its always been you

[watermelonlicker]

some jonny “fans” on twitter are so fucking weird like first you set him up to get his looks attacked by antis with viral tweets saying his makeup and hair was shite as fiyero and how the hair & makeup team who worked HARD deserve to lose at the oscars bcos of it and now you’re saying he doesn’t deserve his SUPPORTING ACTOR NOM bcos he was only in it for 10 mins??? (hello wtf do you think supporting means?????)

you’re also ignoring the fact dtl was literally dangerous as hell and couldve chopped his head off like am i in a black mirror episode?? wtf is going on? how can you not recognize how big it is that an open gay actor is receiving recognition from his peers on this level?

i understand we shouldn’t be served scraps as queer people but this industry is reliant on reputation and jonny is building a rep so good not even the gatekeepers can ignore him. him being snubbed last year for ft has nothing to do with this bcos ofc he was snubbed. ft was a love letter to the queer community the straights weren’t going to care about it and he didn’t go into it wanting awards he was just so happy it existed and so fucking grateful he was even nominated at all and fucking WON the cca like please get perspective. so many of you move with ungratefulness when you shouldn’t be sweating the small things but manifesting for better. if he wins the sag that means he has a good chance for an oscar nom which is HUGE considering how “new” he is to hollywood.

[notahorseindisguise]

look its fucking Crazy tht there was literally zero sabrina and zero bruno mars . endlessly funny to me that taylor swift made such a forgrttable album that the only thing she made onto the hot 100 with was a feature LOL. endlessly happy that chappel won, really really really happy that not like us came 8th, wouldve preferred that higher just because of the fucking spit in the face it would be to drake but this still works. also so happy that we had some tyler on there, especially darling i . having a polyamory song in the hottest 100 feels really good. oh my god and im happy euphoria placed too thats so funny drake must wanna die so bad he didnt place at all, watch him cancel his fucking oz shows LOL . it was a good hottest 100 overall!! couldve been worse. lot of brat and billie which is fair tbh

[insideliascrazyhead]

Sannoh Rengokai´s instagram shenaningans remix Sleepy Lion is actually a baby snake?! 2

Jesse:I´m a total slut for pink hair.Just gotta put that out there

Ice:& 4 ur boytoy.

Naomi:A pink cobra.a rare creature to see in the wild

Tetsu:i dead ass feel like whenever Cobra partys with the Mighty Warriors he turns into a crazy new persona and I wanna meet that guy

Smokey:split personality disorder needs a lot of treatment.go seek therapy.yall need therapy

Hyuga:says the sick victorian child

Murayama:smokey be coughing and goes please lord may i live longer im only 7

9:coughs up blood disease,gotta get that treated first.

Takeshi:Rude

Muraymama:nah Rude Boys!* makes crazy squirrel moves *

Yamato:Cobra the party animal.love that.

Noboru:Able to even drink Yamato the tank under the table!

Sara:thats a hilarious drinking game.really.it´s called alcoholism

Fujio:Just deadass found this funny little guy in Tsukasas bathroom

Yasushi:Taking a shit in company.now that´s classy

Todoroki:Probably whole heartedly means it too

Tsukasa:that´s sir Froggington Barthollowquak the fourth

Jamuo:what a distinguished gentle man

Kizzy:i love this shit

Ice:man let me tell yall their apartment looks like a curriosity store anyways.

Naomi:Totally i also got my crustation menstruation station lobster that holds pads etc,from Cobra a

Cobra:When Jesse´s wasted he speaks to that thing

Jesse:When we got him Cobra usually forgot we have him.So at night when Cobra went in there we heard him scream bloody murder!

Hyuga:Aint nobody else weirded out by this?Just me?guess I go fuck myself then...

Tetsu:growing up around all that weird crap must be fun tho

Tsukasa:it is.its like a wonderland

Jesse:Heart Eyes Motherfucker<3

Ice:Suprise Motherfuckers?

Murayama:Break Cobra-chans heart Imma break your bones

Naomi:Exactly.What he said.

Yamato:C´mon guys there together for like 17 years and have a teenage son together! Noboru:Still I was in jail once and won´t mind going again...

Jesse:Yáll are crazy I would never hurt Cobra! Sarah:You did go to jail for a few years and left him to raise Tsukasa. Cobra:Relax.I had help from literally everyone.

Rocky:Well if you break up i would just state:that´s on dating a former Doubt member

Kizzy:So was I tho...

Kaito:He doesn´t mean you sweetheart.You´re an angel and we´re thrilled to have you.

Smokey:questionable adorable

Fujio:Goals tho.Hope Tsukasa and I end up like you and Cobra-san! Cobra:Don´t even think about kids until you´re at least done with school!

Todoroki:The bar is so low it´s literally on the floor Tsukasa.You didn´t even finish school dad! Jesse:Yeah and because he didn´t go to school we had you...

Sarah:Cobra got knocked up cause he didn´t knock you out.

Fujio: OMG what if he knocks me up?!

Tsukasa:

Cobra:No that happened because of a cheap tequila and a gas station condom!Also Fujio that won´t happen to you cause you don´t have a uterus!

Fujio:Was it removed the time I needed to go to the hospital to have a surgery because i was in so much pain.

Tsukasa:No Fujio.That was your appendix.You don´t have a uterus because you got amab

Ice:Yeah fuck the police!Acab and all that!

Cobra:I should knock myself out it would be a lot less painful than reading this!

Cobra:date night suprise by Jesse

Kizzy:when you paint each other then Jesse got a beautiful masterwork aka Cobra´s face

Kaito:And Cobra? Rocky:Cobra has a horror halloween decor of Jesse´s ugly mug

Jesse:Mean!MeanieMouse! Ice:draw each other naked now that´s a date night

Dan:Ew.Nobody wanna see that shit.

Murayama:I wanna see Cobra-chan naked!

Hyuga:if the whole gangleader,gas station shit aint gonna work he would make a ton of cash on onlyfans

Smokey:you nasty pig.

Jesse:Now you got me clutching my imaginary cause im broke ass fuck pearls right now

Chiharu:Well he´s just stating facts

Tetsu:right onlyfans!thats the easiest thing i couldve done after the bathouse closed.

Sara:Cobra would be successfull on onlyfans,you wouldn´t

Tetsu:are you bodyshaming me

Cobra:she´s not saying that you´re so scrawny that you would get lost in the covers lilke a remote.She just said you aint got that personality and attitude of being like oh fuck yeah i´m gorgeous.

Dan:that wine was probably empty ten minutes in

Jesse:It was we switched to tequila

Tsukasa:yeah i came home and they painted nearly everything but the canvas.furniture,walls but nope canvas was clean

Ice:Why did jesse start off with water tho.

Jesse:Yeah,that wads totally water and not vodka*sweats nervosly*

Cobra:yeah and you didn´t throw up all morning,screaming you´re dying.it was miserable

Tsukasa:Lovely conversation between my parents as usual

Jesse:Romantic evening slutz,reloaded!<3

Sara:only way to capture cobra´s heart is candy

Pearl:You gonna get diabetes

9:sweeeeeet (literally)

Cobra:Nah got hypoglycemia already i need that shit

Dan:shitty excuse Naomi:if i try to be romantic Yamato would inhale that shit like a vaccum cleaner

Yamato:i wouldn´t you´re a mean little person.i would love a romantic evening like that

Naomi:yeah and in the end you bite my hand instad of a marshmallow

Rocky:dentist bill through the roof

Cobra:yall ever heard of a toothbrush?no?explains it all...nasty fucks

Hyuga:especially with you´re weird ass silver teeth like the back of a damn garadge truck

Smokey:looks like a oompa loompas colon

Ice:Yo we all gonna eat at jesse´s from now on!

Tsukasa:blood type sugar syrup.

Cobra:Yall way too dramatic

Tsukasa:nah you got the eating habits of a toddler.you´re a grown man.not even your son is a toddler anymore thats how old you are.

Cobra:So what you wanna have me eating then?prune juice and oatmeal with raisins?Hell nah.-

Sarah:Found this oldie and thought that´s gotta go on social media

Cobra:Where did you find that ?!

Ice:We found that in you real life facebook! Tsukasa:You mean a photoalbum? Sarah:That exact one.

Fujio:Awww tiny baby Tsukasa

Rocky:Good that he didn´t get Jesse´s looks * dry heaves *

Noboru:You looked like death

Jesse:oh screw you you know exactly babies don´t like sleeping at night

Naomi:thats not exactly how it works...

Jesse:you know exactly how I let Cobra sleep most nights of course I know the baby doesn´t like sleep

Murayama:Aww a sleepy baby lion snake.Well now he likes sleeping a looooot more

Yamato:Or crazy idea,he prefers Cobra

Kizzy:Even I prefer Cobra

Jesse:We all do girl.That´s exactly why the least I can do is let Cobra sleep through the night with all he did for the baby

Jesse:Cobra on vaccation not amused by the freezing cold.

Sarah:Cobra cold.Cobra retreats.

Tetsu:Escape the cold!

Naomi:Snakes are warm blooded creatures after all

Jesse:loved how he stepped outdside and immidiatly said „yep.imma piss ice cubes all night“

Murayama:not vacay all day huh Cobra-chan?

Yamato:Cobra´s rule for vacation „I´m not adulting today“ Ice:Can yall imagine a romantic vacation tho where you wanna get kinky and shit and its like ah

yeah just let me peel the ten layers off that im wearing like a fucking onion

Noboru:you did cobra dirty.beach vacation then boom.ice age 5 cobra crawls out of the woodwork

Cobra:thats exactly why we spend the rest of the weekend in the hotel room

Hyuga:oh you kinky bitch i love that

Dan:so did the hotel bill huh?

Jesse:not necessarily.cobra was wrapped in a blanket borrito.He took the blanket borrito with him whenever he left the bed

Tsukasa:Totally sounds like dad.So yeah that fits.

Naomi:That´s how he looked when Cobra made a new Sannoh family tradition up;

that night we all went tipsy grocery shopping;one rule;whatever we get we need to take out of other peoples shopping carts and replace them with something weird or inapropriate.

Tsukasa:best shopping trip ever

Murayama:That´s sound so good I gotta try this with Seki and Furuya! Fujio:Damn that´s the greatest family to marry in ever!

Jesse:It was so hard to be sneaky tho! Cobra:Naomi the feral chaos gremlin totally won tho!

Yamato:Fuck yeah!She replaced a few onions with hair coloring even tho that guys bald.

Smokey:Sounds ridiciulously like a fun trip tho

Rocky:And risky to get your ass kicked Cobra:Fun sponge

Hyuga:what? Tsukasa:You heard my dad firework boy,he said fun sponge.

Jesse:Found this old ass photo from our first date night after baby Tsukasa!Yamato babysat last minute and I just went to Cobra and rushed him out just how he was,before Yamato escapes.

Yamato:You nearly left dust clouds so fast where you

Naomi:If you would be a teenager that´s up all night with a screaming baby you would want a break too

Ice:Ey yo don´t forget Jesse be talking like a toddler all day!

9:He complained so loudly.Like „If I read one more time in some damn book what sound does a cow make...It´s moo motherfucker!Moo!“ hilarious

Kizzy:Cobra may didn´t finish highschool but he easily (at least I hope so) could´ve read the baby a book

Noboru:He tried.At the what sound does a pig make he says hey i know that.it says you have the right to remain silent! Sarah:How about leaving the raising to the good old tv? Tsukasa:He and Yamato always watched wrestling with me until I cobra-twisted a kid in daycare...

Yasushi:You little psycho i love that

Kyoshi:You can´t say much you´re favorite childhood toy was a hammer.

Dan:You really went the date in joggers?

Cobra:Not everyone is as desperate as you Dan,also Jesse tried to replace date night with dinner.

Naomi:That´s so romantic. Cobra:Not if you burned the soup out of the can you wanna make.It went gooey and green.

Jesse:Rude!Yamato still ate it

Tetsu:Yamato would eat a motorcycle if he could...

Yamato:and i throw up so violently you toilet cried kill me....

Noboru:no.that was probably your intestines

Pearl:why would anyone let jesse cook.he´s miserable at cooking.

Tsukasa:That was like thousand years ago

Murayama:Woah Cobra-chan still looks as young as when he was a teenager.

Jesse:He pickled himself in tequila.

[fuck-i-like-too-much-stuff]

15 Day BL Challenge- Day 4

Fave Ship Dynamic- "We Looked The Universe In Its Eyes And Decided It Was Time We Rewrote Our Fates." AKA Starcrossed Lovers

[Original Challenge Here]

These two mfs had every odd against them, telling them to stop, to look away, to hate each other for the rest of their lives, and in the most innocent and tame ways of familial rivalry. They turned it into a sport, a race against their fate, and the best part is that they won.

These two didn't have just one but actually two universes against them. They kept each other- in their universe, in their friend groups, in search for their portkeys, in pink, in waves, in glasshouses. Fought to keep each other, time and time again, not a sign of giving up- just pure wait.

Ending up together in the oddest of oddities, him pretending to be his twin and him falling for the guy he actively and seriously hates the guts of without knowing it. They could've, at any moment, lost sight of all meaning their bond had or couldve had. Sean could've never found the truth, and White could've never found his family. They could've given up on each other the second they knew it was all coming crashing. They searched, though, and find they did.

These two don't even need a paragraph to explain the fault in their stars. They fit each others sharp edges, breaking a few corners and hurting a few ridges- but they fit. They make it work. They make each other work. They make each other breathe.

[feketeribizli]

okay gax divorce is extremely intriguing to me i have to admit, but for the life of me i can't figure out what it's about. what happened man 😭😭

might be exposing myself here as ive been only focusing on the results and not how we got here lmao but basically the jist of it from how ive been perceiving this is:

during qualifying max impended george which IS dangerous and normally gets penalized but from what i know they were both on outlaps so it doesnt fucking matter. to me at least. max gets pole george is p2 with a 0.055 difference (which is hot and means a lot to me because i thought merc would be flopping hard. cause thats what we do now)

come race day and max gets a one-grid penalty, george inheriting pole which again. is not a big deal to me (i cheered i wont lie) cause youre still front row and you literally said youll get the lead back in turn one. which you did and you won and hes humbled and humiliated in p4 (my man got fucked with the tyre strategy i just want to point that out. i loved the double overtake hazing ritual he got tho)

max radio after the race shading george and talking about karma (it was funny. bit cringe if you ask me. and why did horner yabba dabba doo on saturday)

and we couldve moved on soooooo fast but comes the post-race press and obviously they have to bring the debacle up and max starts airing shit out (screw someone... like... sexc 🥹). according to him george pulled some next level snake shit with the stewards to get him penalized (everyone wouldve done that) and he basically called george a two-faced skanky ass hoe (drivers act different behind the cameras? should we be surprised? should we call mohammed ben suleyman?)

allegedly max said some other, worse shit that i wish we had on camera but we only got ted kravitz paraphrasing it as "you and your fia mates" which is becoming a point of contention here (as george is the head of the drivers association that has been trying to stand up against the fia for better and more clear rules and regulations, right now mainly in support of max against the stupid punishments he got) (max, whos running to the head of fia on his own. tho im not too clear on this but if we wanna get serious about this it needs to be said) (this situation is also like a free blocklist cause some of yall have real braindead takes on it)

tldr; guy who maximalizes 100% of the track vs guy who maximalizes 100% of the book of regulations. these two have a history of clashes so something like this was bound to happen again 😁

it just really gets me because as a regular guy all of this seems so small and inconsequental to me and these two (well. max mostly) managed to blew it up so much

[ourladyoftheflytrap]

On one hand I wish he had gone a bit more into the history of Israel and had pointed out that the root of the problem is that it is a settlement colony on top of palestine. But on the other hand I think it was mature of him to be like "I am way too white and British to be taking a side on this complex geopolitical nightmare" and I loved that he spotlighted the voices of Parents Circle and chose to let Palestinian and Israeli citizens speak for themselves about wanting peace rather than proposing a solution from his outsider perspective. I think ultimately that was the best way to humanize the situation, and to point out that the conflict is not 50-50 and that Palestinians are feeling the brunt of this conflict more than anyone else. Also I think it was good of him to say that Americans Need to be invested in this conflict because our money is invested in it. I think so many people want to ignore this conflict because "I can't do anything about it" but we Can, we pay for it all the time and we can choose not to, but the first step is paying attention. And people certainly pay attention to what John talks about, that's one of my favorite parts of his show

Idk if any of u watch John Oliver but he covered palestine and Israel last night and I have thoughts about it

[born-in-hell]

Looking back, i think one the things that brought the hater out of me the most during qsmp (regarding the players themselves and the story) was how so many decisions made, and arguments defended, based on ooc criteria.

Like, ok. I love bagi. I adore bagi. I recite prayers for bagi every night before i sleep. I am not saying bagi — or anyone else that wouldve been invited if other ppl won — shouldnt have been invited to the qsmp. But my GOD the opportunity for the election winner to chooses someone to send to what's essentially an open air PRISION is insane to me. No islander fucking WANTS to be there so WHYYYYY would they subject a loved one to the SAME TORTURE??????? (except like bbh inviting skeppy cuz whatever they have going on is kinda weird and they're both old as fuck so who cares)

It is a fun decision out of the rp. It gives the players a nice prize if they manage to win. And it could've stayed at that, an ooc prize. But NO they had to mention it canonically. More then once. So much that some players (cof cof) argued bbh shouldnt win bc he would invite skeppy in a non democratic way. That was a CANNON ARGUMENT. MADE BY A PLAYER.

I cant stress how much i hate this decision. I can't stress how much i adored the story and these little things broke the immersion so much for me.

How did NO ONE go against inviting someone to basically be a little lab rat???????? Not even like cellbit. Or baghera. Or anyone else.

The mods thing is less insane. Also very ooc, but not as infuriating in lore, bc it is just a fun decision thing and not like,, idk, choosing a friend to send to an open air torture house. Still broke the immersion for me a lot tho.

And now with fucking purgatory. Oh god.

This time it wasnt even Qstudios' fault (which sounds insane considering,, well, the array of poorly analyzed decisions). It was the fault some of the players that decided that "in meta this doesnt make sense!!!!! they wouldnt do this!!!" is a valid argument to bring into an IN CHARACTER DISCUSSION.

All the things tubbo said abt the cursed team were in character. All his arguments were perfectly cohesive w the things qtubbo was supposed to know, and all the times he talked to them he was playing the character. Just for them to reply w "i think ur wrong bc qstudios wouldnt do this in meta bc there HAS to be a winner"

NO THERE DOESN'T????????? Purgatory was a poorly planned and poorly executed event that id argue shouldve never existed but oh my GOD.

This is gonna sound corny but if you look at the cursed team in a completely meta perspective, the objective wouldve been very clear — force the teams to unite so that the cursed team would win (remember that if the cursed team won they could get all the eggs back instead of only 1) .

The moral here wouldve been that friendship is magic ✨ (< sorry)

And to be honest, that would've been a much more tolerable event. I wont elaborate; u all know why.

Idk if qstudios shouldve been more clear abt it, or even if they thought as far as i did — considering, well, everything that we know today. I just think not listening to someone saying things w proof bc "in meta they wouldnt do that" is dumb and breaks the immersion so much for me.

They couldve discussed it like that in their ooc convos. But they did it during rp and thats what i dont like.

Anyways sorry for this rant i woke up a hater today,, i hope this makes even a little bit of sense. Also this is not a hate to the ccs, still adore (most of) them. Sometimes ppl make mistakes and thats totally ok!!!!!!! Regarding the elections i think it was mostly a poor decision and direction from qstudios then the players' fault. Purgatory was the players themselves (in this specific case) tho..

Yeah thats it 👍