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sentienttomb · 11 months ago
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First and foremost all credit goes to @yougavemeyourheartyouknow for the original BabyDaddy!Miguel headcanon posts. Please go check out her page and give all the love and support she deserves!! ; for context to some of these hcs there are a few blurbs I left in her inbox under the 🪼 anon
Without further ado…
BabyDaddy!Miguel who wasn’t afraid to secretly pay for you and your boyfriend’s tab, telling the waitress he just wanted to “pay some kindness forward” and garner “good karma” (further emasculate your little boyfriend). The act alone nearly causing his date to keel over in admiration.
BabyDaddy!Miguel who still keeps pictures of the two of you, and even ones of just you framed in his apartment.
BabyDaddy!Miguel pretending to not know what you’re talking about when mentioning the paid in full dinner bill the next time he sees you. Poking fun at you and insisting you’re crazy.
BabyDaddy!Miguel who convinces you to stay one night while dropping Gabi off. You had been working all week and barely had any time for yourself. He’s even kind enough to draw you a bath and set out a fresh pair of his clothes for you.
BabyDaddy!Miguel who doesn’t mind when you end up asleep on his chest in the living room. The couch supporting both of you, as he unfolds a blanket to cover your sleeping form.
BabyDaddy!Miguel with the mischievous plan to post on his public instagram. An innocent picture uploaded to his story depicting his hand brushing through your recently washed hair, a rerun of your favorite sitcom being the only light in the room giving the picture a comfy vibe. Miguel can barely contain himself at the thought of your “man” seeing it.
Not Proofread
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macdenlover · 7 months ago
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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koobiie · 8 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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razzafrazzle · 4 months ago
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Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)
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captainjonnitkessler · 4 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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bizarrebazaar13 · 12 days ago
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what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.
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rovermcfly · 4 months ago
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proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.
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mintybagels · 4 months ago
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damn these canadians
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a-flickering-soul · 25 days ago
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what people need to understand is that ariana grande is able to pull off every single one of galinda's physical gags because that woman was in the comedy trenches of nickelodeon's victorious and anyone who was forced to show feet in front of dan schneider is walking away with a level of commitment to the bit that human beings were not built to perceive
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skrunksthatwunk · 9 months ago
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see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck
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lo-fag · 6 months ago
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idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.
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hamletthedane · 29 days ago
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The movie Wicked is proof that any source material can be vastly improved by simply making the intense female friendship much gayer + the mutual male love interest both wildly bisexual and lowkey down to just be their third
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that-sweet-jester · 27 days ago
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should have become a hairdresser, less war crimes
(hey just so we're clear - DO NOT TAG THIS AS A SHIP)
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aropride · 4 months ago
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shepscapades · 2 months ago
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I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2
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joifee · 15 days ago
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Get in looser!
I drew this with my mouse only, wild aint it
what
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