#am I good at this???

[sentienttomb]

First and foremost all credit goes to @yougavemeyourheartyouknow for the original BabyDaddy!Miguel headcanon posts. Please go check out her page and give all the love and support she deserves!! ; for context to some of these hcs there are a few blurbs I left in her inbox under the 🪼 anon

Without further ado…

BabyDaddy!Miguel who wasn’t afraid to secretly pay for you and your boyfriend’s tab, telling the waitress he just wanted to “pay some kindness forward” and garner “good karma” (further emasculate your little boyfriend). The act alone nearly causing his date to keel over in admiration.

BabyDaddy!Miguel who still keeps pictures of the two of you, and even ones of just you framed in his apartment.

BabyDaddy!Miguel pretending to not know what you’re talking about when mentioning the paid in full dinner bill the next time he sees you. Poking fun at you and insisting you’re crazy.

BabyDaddy!Miguel who convinces you to stay one night while dropping Gabi off. You had been working all week and barely had any time for yourself. He’s even kind enough to draw you a bath and set out a fresh pair of his clothes for you.

BabyDaddy!Miguel who doesn’t mind when you end up asleep on his chest in the living room. The couch supporting both of you, as he unfolds a blanket to cover your sleeping form.

BabyDaddy!Miguel with the mischievous plan to post on his public instagram. An innocent picture uploaded to his story depicting his hand brushing through your recently washed hair, a rerun of your favorite sitcom being the only light in the room giving the picture a comfy vibe. Miguel can barely contain himself at the thought of your “man” seeing it.

Not Proofread

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[razzafrazzle]

Just Checking In! (aka Something About Red Triangles)

[captainjonnitkessler]

>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

[rovermcfly]

proud to say that I have never once in my life figured out the whodunit in any crime story I've read or watched. I just let the facts and clues wash over me, absorbing absolutely none of it. I am the audience they think of when they throw in red herrings, in case you've ever wondered "who would fall for this obvious false lead". it's me. I am the idiot viewer/reader. not once has an obviously framed clue revealed anything to me. my head is completely empty when I consume these stories.

[skrunksthatwunk]

see 0 note flop posts aren't that bad when they're personal but 0 note fandom posts feel literally so bad. like if you don't wanna play toys with me anymore just say that. i'll pack up my super cool awesome things and go and i'll sit on the other side of the playground by myself and i won't even look at you. fuck

[lo-fag]

idk man. i just think itd be really cool if sign language classes were mandatory throughout primary school. yeah because it would make communication with deaf kids and autistic/nonverbal kids much easier. and those kids would be accessible to the others so they could make friends and have healthy relationships. yeah. and kids would eat that shit up man. like their own little secret language? they love that.

[aropride]

[shepscapades]

I wish you coulda seen the look on my face when I glanced at Bdubs’ comment section for his wild life ep2

[majubengel]

One Piece final battle

poorly drawn extra:

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[midnight-coffee94]

No single line has ever wrecked me as hard as this one from the Good Place and I think about it constantly

[jay-wasstuff]

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Bonus: the old man (+insp)

[hansoeii]

we go just right.

[oh-snapperss]

they'll fund a genocide and let their poor regions be destroyed. don't fucking forgive them for that.

my hometown is completely gone from what pictures i can find of it, i have not heard from my family (including aunts, uncles, parents, one sibling, and a grandparent), and the infrastructure in the mountain communities is wiped out. i cannot stress how catastrophic this is, or how difficult it will be for these communities to build back. i am angry, and scared, and heartbroken by everything that's happened.

and our government is spending it's money to fund a genocide.

free palestine, and don't be complicit. realize that this is not something happening that doesn't affect you--although it shouldn't take this to care about the deaths of thousands of people anyway.