#am I funny?

[chaos-of-the-wilds]

Yeah I do be putting those lawyers in relationships

call it courtshipping

[shutthehellupcaboose]

Hey

Yeah

You ever wonder why we’re here?

It’s one of life’s greatest mysterious isn’t it? I mean why are we here, are just some part of some big story that will make millions happy, or are we just a product of a bunch of friends making something that they loved and after 21 years it’s going to be a memory, like church, it’s just going to fade eventually like all things. But maybe the people who hear this story, will keep telling it for years to come. I don’t know man. But it keeps me up at night.

[emberlynnbishbitzykun]

Lute is a lute

[poormansmeridian]

The man who thinks that children should be put in a pit with wild dogs and solve deadly puzzles at a young age thinks your opinion is invalid.

[notavalidusername]

blah blah blah

something about the Gävle Goat and Prometheus, fire and destruction by bird

[pdouwes]

willemijn's danny giving ich a tour of the morning room after sie ergibt sich nicht:

[king-nerdlord]

One ticket to Barbie please

[purpledisastertwin900]

“Hold your horses!” - guy who is touch starved and named horses

[coridons-void]

im delusional

i planned it all out in my head, i was going to say "goodbye mom, im going to my appointment now"

after busting into her room, i said "goodnight mom" in a tone that sounded like this would be the last goodnight before the sweet release of death

i left, tried again, got it right the second time, and then on my way out,,,

mom: have a good appointment!

me: you too! =D

im a failure

[rubarb69]

James T Kirk would fuck up an iced vanilla latte

[halosheep]

[unhinged-popsocket]

Tagging my posts feels so fucking wrong cause it’s like

[bspeaks]

i may be taking intro to aural skills but im a pro in oral skills

[sassydefendorflower]

Sometimes a family is a Xingese princess living her best shojo life, a war criminal doctor desperately trying to make up for his past sins, an Ishvalen warrior monk seeking vengeance, and a greedy corrupt little weasel of a disgraced officer.

[awakefor48hours]

Thank you for forgiving me and letting me learn as a person. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to commit the worst atrocities known to man.

[itscanditime]

Sometimes I post something and come back later to find three notes and a singular new follower and I just