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Unhinged Character Bingo:
Gumdrop (our oc)
And your fave blorbo, Jaskier (did I spell muppet man's name right??)
*shaking* I am capable of being So Normal about both of these.
Gumdrop:
Jaskier, my muppet man, my little rat bastard boy:
#why are they like this i say like i didnt have a hand in making them lmaooo#asks#also yes yes you nailed it#my muppet man#i just want to bite him by the neck and shake him like a chew toy#joey batey if youre still on tumblr dear GOD never look at my blog
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I've both written and read TAZ fics where Barry, regularly or semi-regularly, attends Taako's Sizzle it Up performances during the voidfished decade — and obviously, I like the trope, but I never thought before about how much sense it could make. the way I previously conceptualized it, and the way I've seen others conceptualize it, works well in its own right — Barry needs emotional anchors, and seeing Taako even when he's amnesiac helps provide those anchors for when he inevitably dies a few days or weeks later. as a bonus, he gets to check in and make sure Taako's doing well. this is all intuitive.
however, a third reason for Barry visiting Taako has occurred to me recently. see, Barry's looking for Lup. but himself, Barry has to spend the majority of his current existence hiding. surely, he realizes — if Lup were to free herself on her own, from whatever's trapping her, she wouldn't know where to look for him.
but you know who is a very public, well-advertised face? a celebrity, in fact? Taako. I'm sure Barry had unshakeable confidence that if Lup were freed, she would find Taako faster than anyone — so checking in on Taako is itself an act of searching for Lup. in fact, I can think of nothing else that Barry would hope for so desperately, so stubbornly, to keep him going in spite of all his own failures — the hope that somehow, the twins will find each other. (and, it goes without saying — it didn't happen how Barry thought it might, but eventually, the twins did.) in other words, this premise is now even more canon in my heart than it had been previously.
#i complain about taz fanon now and again but i'm also obligated to declare when i think fanon fucking nailed it#taz#taz balance#taz balance spoilers#barry bluejeans#taako taaco#lup taaco#taz meta#blt trio#did you know that i'm still crying over these three? (yes. yes everyone following me definitely did)
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"Hey Keith, what else is in your belt pouches?"
Keiths belt pouches 2/2
#and then later#keith: i nailed the comforting thing!!!!#lance: you guys will never believe what just happened#voltron#klance#keiths belt pouches#also are these in the same timeline or different ones? you decide#personally think its kinda funny if keith just has. a weird assortment of earth snacks#and keeps it a secret from everyone until the time is Right#but also having literally no clue what he has in the pouches and seeing him hold out gummy worms (months into space) is so fucking funny#another mystery: does lance eat the worms??#(yes he does. they all try a gummy worm. the question is if theyre still good)#edit: i tried adding an ID but let me know if its weird and ill fix it#voltart
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got beseiged by demons and edited this mac conner illustration to be jordeclan
#i have a weakness for the 50s illustrations.. if you ignore the. Everything Else#jordeclan#listen i had to do it as fast as i could. you get it#trcposting#td3#I FORGOT TO MAKE HIS TIE PURPLE. GOD DAMMIT. IT SHOULD MATCH HER NAILS#i also discolored his knuckles and kept the greying temples and made the nose bigger and changed her expression a smidge#i also like. made his wrists wider? declan does not have dainty baby wrists sorry. he goes to WAR (9-5 cubicle job)#i also gave his eyelashes a little pizzaz. Obviously. yes i made his lips slightly more luscious WHATEVER
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boba fett's childhood is such an untapped goldmine of uncanny existential horror, even before he loses his father.
like, imagine growing up never seeing another child except those that are identical to you—carbon copies in every way, except their heads are shaved, they're plugged into machines all day, and they never stay children for very long. the ones that survive turn into men who look like your father, but your father calls them cattle, cannon fodder.
you're a clone, too. you should be cattle like them, but your father doesn't call you those things. he says you're his real son and that he loves you.
your father loves you. this is what distinguishes you from the cattle and the canon fodder. your father loves you and that's what makes you a person.
and :) then :) he :) fucking :) dies :)
#boba fett#jango fett#star wars#boba fett meta#i think LoTF really hit the nail on the head in their portrayal of adult!boba's feelings about his father#in that yes he loves his father and thinks he was a good dad#and also just so happens to have a near-religious dread of the man#and feels constantly scrutinized and judged by him even decades after his death#it's tragic bc jango DID love boba unconditionally and really seemed to do his best to be a loving father#and yet... bc of his own trauma his best still happens to include a lot of uh. not-great things#that man really should've gone to therapy before having a kid i tell you what
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empty glory
#yugioh#ygo#seto kaiba#art#artists on tumblr#kaibas a v tragic character to me#dude always strives to be the best and only concern himself w the future#he has fought tooth and nail to be a respected duelist and business man yet it seems to me like he doesn't believe he is#yes hes an arrogant prick and extremely set in his ways but thats bc he has to be#nobody has ever supported him or believed in his skills and that kinda sticks w you man!#yes i know mokubas there but that doesnt change the fact he had to take care of him at a young age#its fun to say that he needs to chill out (which he does lol) but i dont think hes ever 'chilled out' a day in his life#bro simply doesnt know how to#and when he comes across people who are everything he wishes he could be and could never attain he just#acts like a total bastard lmao#at the end of the day he has everything he can ever want but never what he needed#also perspectives a bitch why did i do this to myself
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This bad boy can fit so much trauma
#walter sullivan#silent hill 4#silent hill#eileen galvin#yes i spelled her name wrong im sorry its 4 am#also i made walters nails fucked up snd gross because i have a feeling he chews tjem#my art#my heart goes out to the walter kins. you are gods bravest soldiers and his littlest guys
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It's Team Erza’s turn for the Friendship Sleep Pile
Whoever laid down first is a mystery. Lucy's bed probably shouldn't be this large, but that's the magic of friendship.
#fairy tail#htryds#team erza#they don't have an official name but they're a team now whoops#aka team galuna accidentally made us a team#lucy heartfilia#erza scarlet#jellal fernandes#gray fullbuster#pencil's art tag#they never got the nap they deserved after galuna#but this is probably after some other mundane job#yes they all painted each others nails before this#let them be domestic I say#jerza if you squint#but its all platonic in nature here#jellal and erza can sleep bonelessly anywhere#tower side effect that works well for mage work and sleep piles#gray and lucy are just adapting quickly#also shoutout to the discord for enabling me to give gray hot pink nails#he shall rock them until he inevitably ruins them with fighting
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me watching the new fallout series: idk about this ghoul, i think they tried to make him too good looking of a monster, idk if it's working for me
*they show a flashback of this character pre-ghoul* also me: oh no he's much hotter as a ghoul, his pretty ghoul face is growing on me -pause in realization, turn to my partner- omg i'm such a monster fucker i'm so sorry
my partner, sitting next to me: i made my peace with this long ago...
#fallout#fallout tv show#fallout series#fallout amazon#ghoul#monster fucker#he's not hancock but he's okay#i think it's b/c they chose not to give them fully blacked out demon-y eyes that it feels a little off#but i get it the actor's gotta emote#anyway the series dropped yesterday and i've already watched 5 episodes#oh a sad monster man with a tattered gunslinger aesthetic? yes ty that is exactly my jam#it's pretty good#i also love lucy as the main protagonist like she's got the most feral final girl energy and it's very good#fallout series spoilers#slight spoilers#maximus is kinda fascinating too like he's not entirely likeable but you still want to see what happens next#they def nailed the fallout aesthetic and sense of humor tho#text post#the ghoul
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Something that bugs me a lot in Dawntrail discourse is watching people who think they are defending the expansion argue away its best aspect. Because here's the thing: Wuk Lamat isn't like prior FFXIV characters. She takes up way more space than them. That's good!
A common thread you see in defenses is that people are complaining about things they were fine with earlier in the story. "Oh well actually Lyse was also the main character of Stormblood and people didn't hate her as much!" or "Heavensward is the story of Aymeric and Estinien and Ysayle, and the Warrior of Light doesn't do that much!" or "No one complained when Gaia jumped into the Eden raids, or when Emet showed up during Seat of Sacrifice" with the implied conclusion of "Wuk Lamat's not different from any other previous major character, your complaints have more to do with [sexism/transphobia/your crippling insecurity about not being the main character] than the way she's written." First of all people did hate Lyse. I get what you are saying but they very much did hate Lyse.
But Wuk Lamat is different. She's different because Dawntrail is unapologetically, full-throatedly her story. She is there at the start, she is there at the end, she is there basically all the way through except for a brief interlude. She is the character you talk to the most, she is also the character that talks the most. She has more of a complete arc than anyone else in the expansion. The antagonists develop much stronger direct and personal relationships to her than they ever do with you. Several major characters have relationships to you through her more than they do with you directly. At multiple points in the story you explicitly step back and are like "Go right ahead, queen, do the main character stuff." She 100% takes your role in certain ways. She's literally a new WL to your WoL!
and that's awesome! Like, holy shit! If you had traveled back in time and told me after Endwalker, "Hey, the next expansion will be almost solely and entirely focused on the character journey of a young woman, and she'll be nuanced and complex and allowed to fail but also allowed to succeed wildly, and her characterization will be interesting and her ideals will be very directly challenged, and she'll get to do some real classic 'sorry my noble opponent but I must stop you, even though I sympathize' shit, and the way she is framed won't feel excessively male-gazey, and she won't get stuck in the FFXII Ashe Miniskirt, and she won't just be someone you watch and clap for while the real protagonist and narrator is some random guy in her entourage," I would've been like "haha, okay, I like FFXIV as much as the next guy but I don't think it's shaken its baseline sexism off enough to do an expansion entirely about a woman and her personal growth and what makes her a good leader, especially after Stormblood's mixed reception. And CBU3 definitely doesn't have the guts to make her even more of a main character than any other prior NPC, and you didn't mention this part future time traveler, but I also don't believe they'll be willing to cast a trans woman in the role." And I would have been fucking wrong!
Yes, Wuk Lamat is the main character. Yes, she does get more attention than other NPCs, or even your Warrior of Light. And yes, that's totally fine, and even something to praise!!! You don't have to run from it to accommodate people who are looking for something to complain about!
#wuk lamat#dawntrail#dawntrail spoilers#dt spoilers#7.0 spoilers#and then once we've gotten this nailed down#we can move on to the more complex part:#'dawntrail did a lot of stuff cool and right and its decisions should be praised but also there are still things you can critique about it'#'and yes that includes how well it handles its laserlike focus on a character that isn't the Warrior of Light'#which is where all the actual fun and interesting conversation is!#defending dawntrail shouldn't mean pretending its less than it is#and we will never get to the good convos as long as we are focused on critics who wouldn't like her even if she was Exactly Estinien 2.0#also i'm not saying her design isn't obviously intended to be sexy. she's a furry lady with washboard abs#and the camera 100% focuses on those abs at various points#but being a furry means that her relatively exposing outfit actually doesn't come off quite the same way#and she doesn't come off as fully fanservice'd out the way that again someone like ashe does#and she appeals to a broader range than just straight men#god i hate ashe's design.#meta: durai report
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Iida trapping you into a quirk marriage with him because he’s truly in love with you but you don’t even want to look at him……
#I’m imagining…. sitting down after the ink has dried on the contract. first day in your new home.#clock filling the silence as the two of you sit across from each other at the kitchen table.#he’s suggested that you two lay down ground rules. boundaries. lines you won’t cross.#for your sake you think. because you’ve voiced your discontent with this LOUDLY and frequently. but also for his.#he writes them all down in his perfect script. mostly you bring up petty things. don’t bother you during breakfast or when you’re#out at the nail salon. an exorbitant monthly allowance. you push for things you don’t even want. just to test him.#to your surprise he gives it all up. only adding a few caveats to your demands. there will be a tracker on your phone. you will message him#before you leave the house each day. you won’t ever try to lose the gaurds again. ‘and please don’t attack them. they’re just doing their#jobs.’ he puts down the pen reading the contract over. then with practiced nonchalance adds. ‘oh yes. and we’ll be sharing a bed.’
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No but Astarion wanting to be valued for more than sex and seen for something that's not just sex regardless of who romances him and Wyll wanting a chaste and genuine romance with sincere and committed courtship with no sex regardless of who romances him is insaneeeeee. I know everyone's talked about this before but everytime I stop to think about it I lose my mind. They couldn't be more narratively bound I'm clawing at the bars of my cage
#I put my lengthy tags in a reblog if you want.#And yes ofc Wyll teaching Astarion compassion and Astarion teaching Wyll to value himself and advocate for himself#Make them perfect for each other#But THIS to me is the nail in the coffin (pun intended) of why they are meant for each other#Wyll would not fall for Astarion's seduction attempts he is the only companion who would not give in to having meaningless sex w him#Or if not meaningless sex then immediate sex ykwim#Likewise Wyll's identity as a monster hunter and a chivalrous champion of the people would make him the prime target of Astarion's whims#Because who better to protect a monster but the monster hunter TURNED INTO A MONSTER himself.#Astarion would jump on the chance to use Wyll's devil transformation to his advantage and Wyll is THE ONLY ONE it wouldn't work on.#Wyll may have fallen first but Astarion fell harder than Elturel when he finally realised Wyll is GENUINELY good#And that he GENUINELY does not want sex and does not love Astarion for the possibility of sex#He asks for a fucking dance. He asks for a fucking dance before he ever even entertains the idea of sex. And he is steadfast about it#And astarion would play along with the romance just until he can get Wyll to help him kill Cazador#But would inevitably fall in love with Wyll along the way no matter what because Wyll is just genuine and chaste no matter what#“Wyll is the type of man I used to dream of marrying. When I was 13” he is doomed to fall for Wyll no matter what and he hates it#wyllstarion#Wyll Ravengard#astarion ancunin#bg3 astarion#bg3 wyll#Bloodpact#Coolest fucking ship name ever also. No one does it like them
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*heavy spoilers for the star beast
only doctor who can go from - high stakes, an evil alien called "beep the meep" is going to destroy the city -ooh some actiony stuff - angst because I have to tell my bestfriend she is going to die - hissy fit about it - woman ready to sacrifice her life for her daughter - genuinely heartbreaking bit where he gives back those repressed memories that will kill her -comedic bit about said woman yelling at her alien bff for subconsciously inspiring her to donate her lottery winnings (whilst London burns) - the euphoria of doctor donna - techno babble - heroism - epic scores - heartbreak as she dies in his arms - him desperately saying "your daughter is safe" so she knows she didn't die in vain - doctor becoming all threatening and slightly suicidal when enemy soldiers come to kill him - they don't die - 2000 year old certified genius is just confused - oh wait your 15 year old daughter just got alien power because she is trans and saved the day
in the span of five minutes and absolutely kill it
#and how they nail every emotion#i fucking love this show#it's so ridiculous#dw spoilers#doctor who#60th anniversary#the star beast#14th doctor#donna noble#rose noble#beep the meep#catherine tate#10th doctor#yasmin finney#miriam margolyes#it makes you cry laugh sit at the edge of your seat in anticipation and cringe at the cheesiness at the same time#i actually love the binary non binary bit#yes it's cheesy but perfect for the show#also how cool is that#david tennant
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Did this ship swallow me whole in the first few days I was in the NPMD fandom? Yes
Is this ship stuck rotating in my head? Also yes
I hate the chokehold that this ship has on me /j
Time to eat up Michie shippers
#npmd fanart#npmd#starkid nerdy prudes must die#nerdy prudes must die fanart#nerdy prudes fanart#nerdy prudes must die#starkid npmd#michie#max x richie#max jägerman#max jagerman#richie x max#richie lipschitz#npmd max#npmd richie#do you KNOW what this ship has done to me#DO YOU?!#DO YOU KNOW FAR I HAVE BEEN DRIVEN MAD BY IT?! /j#did i also give richie nail polish for fun? yes i did.
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hey, do you have any blog recs??? pls pls 🦄
Heyo!!
Oooh this is a fun question!! I follow a bunch of people for different things so I’ll try my best to summarise by ‘genre’ if that makes sense?? Keep in mind tho a LOT of people I follow post a variety of stuff, so there’ll be plenty of options for whatever you’re interested in!!
There are probably many that I’ve missed but I’ve just woken up so hope this helps!
OC Content:
Wouldn’t be appropriate to not include my beloveds in this: they all make AMAZING characters as well as templates and engaging in tag games that are hella fun! You don’t need to be tagged to do any of them🤍 there are some amazing writers too so check out their work (both written and drawn) cus they’re phenomenal!!
@carrionsflower @statichvm @risingsh0t @simonxriley @tommyarashikage @confidentandgood @unholymilf @florbelles @thedeadthree @shellibisshe @aezyrraeshh @faerune @tekehu @jackiesarch @jacobseed @minaharkers @carlosoliveiraa @rosenfey @queennymeria @shadowglens @nokstella @imogenkol @heroofpenamstan @fenharel @alexxmason @pensdragon @rolangf @a-treides @solasan @bigbywlf @delzinrowe
Artists:
@delicateweapon @ummmmandy @qursidae @starsandskies @tobyjamessharp @loish @huchidori @taratjah @duckydrawsart @lesly-oh
Anime/Studio Ghibli:
@ryomenscurse @incepstla @immanime @tophbefong @airikki
Video Games:
@tarydarrington @boozerman @onewingedangels @bethesdas
Movies/TV Shows:
@quinnigallagherjones @ciisne @robbsstrk @kahhorri @laurasbailey @hrmionegranger
#misc: asks#misc: anonymous#thank you for this nonny!!#I love being able to shout out and support my moots etc#so many incredible creators on here#also if there’s typos it’s cus I stuck fake nails on last night and I’m not used to it#I’m an artist and work with children long nails aren’t for me most of the time😂#Did I go through my whole following list too? Yes#Did I miss people? Also yes#I’m sorry I love you all#Hence why I follow you lmao#I only follow 263 people for a reason haha#Curate the online experience gurl!!
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the 5 + 1 fic where kudou and bruce pass ofa like a hot potato should be titled "you, me, and the ghost of yoichi"
#shihpost#a braver writer would take this concept to the unsanitary limit#'do you think they would've dipped into cannibalism?#do you think they would've wondered where the dna limit stopped?#is it a matter of ingestion or absorption?#when did they learn that it's also a matter of willing it to happen?'#anyways. scene where bruce says 'eat this' and kudou sees TWO strands of hair because one has the follicle and the other is clipped#kudou: ... why are there two#bruce: well either it's a matter of living dna (in which case. the follicle) or it's as simple as keratin#kudou: keratin... like the nails...?#bruce: yes. i imagined hair would be easier to swallow.#kudou: :(
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