#also this movie sucks so much ass
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every role dean had was someone over 30, which is understandable because he was over 30 in every movie he was ever in.
there is one funny exception to this which is bill from that's my boy, who's supposed to be 18. like. fresh out of high school. you spend the whole movie preoccupied with the fact that he doesn't look 18, especially compared to jerry, who looks much more like he's 18 because he had a bit of a baby face and was 9 years younger.
#typewriter dings#damn i wish the 18 year olds i knew when i was 18 looked like dean in that movie#lmaooo#i've talked about this movie before#but this gets me#also this movie sucks so much ass#dean is not even in the damn movie for the first 20 minutes#then he does two songs back to back#then he's barely there#it's hardly a martin and lewis movie#it's an eddie mayehoff movie featuring jerry lewis and guest starring dean martin
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ngl, mentioning one of my hyperfixations does not necessarily activate my trap card. mentioning a book or media that I LOATHED, on the other hand,
#dieselpunkd informed me she also hated station eleven and OHHHHH MY GOD#station eleven book 🤝 annihlation movie: critically acclaimed stories that FUCKING SUCK ASS#I only do not have opinions on station eleven show cuz I refused to even look at tumblr gifs of it. I loathed the book that much.#'omg this book is so preSCIENT!!1!1!' it literally was NOT#and it was also just. bad. it was badly written.#it felt like it did not actually believe that a reader would take its premise and stakes seriously#which severely undercut my ability as a reader to take them seriously! like bruh you gotta believe in yourself!#stop using hollow sensationalism and obfuscation to convince me that your stakes are high! just tell me how it is and let me believe it!#too many people write for cinemasins dumbasses and that is the HIGHEST cinema sin of all actually#like if you don't believe in your own premise why the fuck should I.
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i'm assigning my followers animation homework u have to study these two battle scenes and tell me why they're both so goddamned effective. i could tell u all the answers myself. but i want ur answers
#i had the entire script of the second movie memorized guys when i say i like kfp i fucking mean it#i know the music beat for beat i could probably hum it along to every note#the sound design in both of these....immaculate#BUT THE STORYBOARDING. GOD THE FUCKING STORYBOARDING.#jennifer yuh nelson i love you forever#watching the 4th movie i was SO disappointed in the storyboarding#it was completely uncinematic!!!! and compared to the final fights in both movies the second movies and even the 3rd#the stage was so limited and not played with#it never felt grand and it never felt like the stakes were high enough#like it sucked so much ass AUGHHHGHHGHGH AND IT DIDNT HAVE TO#also the character animation???? also just not great????#like i LOVE how they did tai lung and tigress in the bridge scene ok#you have all the character motivation behind the way they hold and express themselves#and in the gongmen fight. po is just so SO well animated in all his idiosyncrasies#and the way he gets intense. and the way shen panics. and the boss wolf's turn. SO WELL DONE.#this is my fucking white whale guys this is it#videos#kfp#Youtube
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like guys i promise im aware blossomfall is meant to be a glass child. i just think she’s a poorly written one lmao
#tbh thats why my feelings on her are so strong. its a delicate topic for kids but time and time again#its been handled extremely poorly and just used as an excuse to hate disabled people#i think my exhaustion with these stories is bc they were sorta shoved down my throat by the school board growing up#because they heard ‘’wow you got TWO autistic brothers??? your life must SUCK ASS AND BALLS have this book abt how autism ruins families’’#wow cool i feel so much better guys. both about the ableism my family faces in general and about my undiagnosed autism#if i had to think. and i havent read this in forever so i could be misremembering. i think a decent example of a glass child trope#is the sister from ‘’wonder’’ (the book. idk what the movie did)#because while she’s an important character who struggles with internalized ableism#the focus is still on auggie and HIS struggles with his own disability and the ableism he faces as a result#and the sister isnt demonized for her feelings but she does still have to grapple with them#and accept her situation and that no one is at fault or anything. its just a consequence of an ableist society more than anything#again. been forever and ever since i read that book and iirc it does still have iffy shit like the one chapter on genetics#like to this day that sticks out as an uncomfortable chapter and idk if i can say its fantastic rep bc of that#but idk. i remember liking it fine as a kid#i always appreciated books that tried to get into multiple perspectives on the issues#also this is just me and ik it goes against the definition of the term#but man. kinda wish we’d get a glass child character thats also disabled and their disability is undiagnosed or ignored#for the sake of only prioritizing their sibling and bc they have to be ‘’the perfect abled child’’#because thats my story lol#wasnt allowed to be disabled or imperfect or need help because being a third disabled kid wouldve been too much
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ok look ive only mostly had a passive interest in the series and only saw some of the older versions as a teen and idk it's relative popularity in anime circles cause i never hear anyone talk about Ge Ge Ge no Kitarou BUT WAS ANYONE ELSE GOING TO TELL ME THAT THEY MADE KITAROU'S DAD
(Pictured here as a goofy ass lil butt naked eyeball man)
INTO A GODDAMN TUMBLR SEXYMAN???????????
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
#IT WAS A MOVIE AND APPARENTLY IT WAS REALLY FUCKING GOOD???????????????#WHO IS THIS SALARYMAN HE SEEMS TO HAVE ROMANTIC TENSION WITH????? BASED ON GOOGLE RESULTS#OH THATS HIS ADOPTED DAD. this is wild because the old ass manga i read he sorta sucked shit i think#ok about to eat my fucking foot because i constantly rant about how much i hate when they yassify Kitarou characters#ESPECIALLY neko musume i fucking HATE the new versions of her SO MUCH she NEEDS to be a gremlin WHY DOES SHE HAVE HEELS#and its so unfair nasty stinky rat dude hasnt changed AT ALL in all those years and meanwhile neko musume is UNRECOGNIZABLE#and i just genuinely really love the scrunginess of the original style and the polished shit loses all the charm which i feel is important#to a story about this misfit kid hanging out with ugly monsters and just having fun#but kind of love the tumblrized dad LMAO i#if i was a teen seeing this id have a big ass crush on him probably lmao#hes like a mix of kakashi and the guy from mushi shi#dullblogging#also lost my mind at the cover where theyre just standing there covered in blood LMAO
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Scrimbly Jacqueline 45/52: It's concept Jacqueline, bitches!!
The original description included the following:
Though I've long lost the FIRST draft of Crystal Springs, the original description of Jacqueline lives rent free in my head because WOW she has CHANGED BIG TIME! I keep thinking of this one like "you...the guy she tells you not to worry about" with concept Jacqueline and badass, confident, older, absolutely FERAL Jacqueline as we know and love her these days lmao!
(And after this scrimble last night between 2am and 3am I drew the most feral looking scrimbly proper Jacqueline so if I decide to be a silly later today, I'M READY 😈)
The dress, which hasn't changed too terribly much, being medieval princess inspired
her hair frozen, not as wild, neat and tidy with a little braided crown-esque thing going on with her hair
the sheer bit of material covering the scoopy neck and the like
the icicle bodice, but it's the other way up--the pointy side up!
(which recently was switched to top down after I mentioned it to my housemate ages ago (may have been complaining about how it was hard to draw) and he went "THE ICICLES FACE UP?!?! I thought they went down. Why not try that?" and I did and went "damn. that's a LOT better")
a snowflake belt around the waist/middle of the dress
and a snowflake necklace she always wore! which I changed to a plain old choker bc I didn't wanna think about. Having the necklace be over or under the sheer bit lmao
She was also originally about 1700. THAT'S insane. But that's ALSO because I was 17 and Jacqueline was (and still is tbh) my lil' guy on the inside! Whenever I imagined the story I was putting myself in her shoes, so of course every year as I got older, so did she lmao. When I turned 19 I was like "OKAY. SHE'S IMMORTAL, DANI. SHE'S GOTTA STAY A CERTAIN AGE AT SOME POINT" so we settled on 1900 (though she gives me more 2000 vibes these days), and to compensate I decided that the last two digits of her age would be my age lol. Sometimes you gotta dangle that cake in front of yourself and make compromises, I guess? lol.
She was also originally a little more timid/shy! Which is WILD to me. Y'know those fun arts lmels has done with the OCs? I AM PRETTY SURE THE COMMON FACTOR THAT DRAGS THOSE FOUR TOGETHER IS JACQUELINE, SO PICTURING HER SHY? TIMID? SUBDUED? DOES NOT COMPUTE THESE DAYS!
MAN concept Jacqueline is wildin lol. Also I just realized she was supposed to be next week's scrimbly? ALL GOOD! THIS GIVES ME MORE TIME TO FIGURE OUT HER PIRATE FIT!
#dani speaks#WHOOPS#concept jacqueline was on the mind i guess lol!!! it's all good#i can do these in any order tbh! the list is just there to throw the ideas down so i don't go OH GOD OUTTA SCRIMBLES#dani doodles#scrimbly jacquelines#cs posting#crystal springs#concept cs#concept jacqueline#i also remember like. the year after the movie came out. picturing jacqueline being super excited at school#when her 'cool' older brother comes to pick her up in his cool fuckin car#nowadays if he did that she'd roast how much it sucks and plug honda so much they should probably pay her about it#me @ honda: SPONSOR ME TO TALK ABOUT YOUR CARS#jack would drive a civic tbh. he gives me that kinda asshole vibe 🤣🤣🤣🤣#he's that civic with the unnecessary like. shark fins and dumb lights and loud ass muffler that swerves between lanes bc it's too slow#okay. GOD. i wrote these tags late at night and it SHOWS#i think i got all my base shit tho.#OH YES! I FUCKED UP HER CHIN?!?!?! IDK HOW THAT HAPPENED#NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE. WEIRDLY DISPROPORTIONATE TO MY ME#IT'S FINE! THIS IS A SCRIBMLY!
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y'know, what i find really interesting (and I've talked to my friend about this) is the way Quint/Hooper and Hooper/Brody are shipped as like, seperate pairings, but i don't think i've ever seen a dedicated Quint/Brody thing??? the only times they're together is when it's a polygamous ship between the three of them, and i just,,, idk, i think that's silly. i think Brody and Quint deserve to hold hands. Quint is just so fuckin silly and Brody is a nice down to earth dude. They also get along really well? more well than i think people give them credit for. Quint teached him how to tie knots for fucks sake :(( they have so much potential to be domestic and i just wanted to bring attention to it
#also the book#oh my god they were so much gayer in the book#quint has a scene where he's teaching brody to shoot cans in the air and its so gay#dont make my mistake though and read the book it sucked ass in my humble opinion#i could make an entirely seperate post about why i hated rhe book#anyways#i am VERY open to being proved wrong#show me quint/brody content#please :(#jaws 1975#jaws movie#matt hooper#quint jaws#sam quint#cheif brody#martin brody#jaws
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Why are the animated Batman movies from the DCAMU SO fucking bad
#watched batman vs robin with my fiancée a while ago and it sucked ass#literally so fucking bad#now were watching bad blood and i think its even worse???#everything is boring and stupid and ugly#and the writers hate talia and kate an unbelievable amount#like oh my god i get it you hate women!!!!#also idk why luke fox is here theres so much going on that he barely has the chance to exist#AND they used onyx as a generic bad guy AND killed her off!!!!!!!!#horrible bad movie
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since i started star wars at like 14, i didn’t really get the full political implications or just the innate tragedy of it. it’s not supposed to be a happy story but there’s supposed to be hope. i always thought anakin wasn’t to blame going to the dark like maybe if he had a different master or wasn’t groomed by palpatine but in reality he was a grown ass man with full jedi training that chose to get married (“in secret” bc i swear everyone knew they was fuckin, they just didn’t want to banish him bc they saw him as the chosen one) and chose to kill younglings and massacre an entire people and kill another jedi and turn to the dark side. even if he had really strong emotions and felt things on an insanely intense level bc of midichlorians or whatever he still had full fledged jedi training to be able to control that and yeah the jedi temple was so corrupt in the way they were just cops with telekinetic abilities and fake buddhists but like HES GROWN. no matter what he experienced it was his choice. he was weak and he chose the dark side. so he is not babygirl. he’s hot. but he’s not baby girl. it was over even before he force choked padme cause he killed them kids he said no more jedi too bad so sad.
i never understood padme’s death tho it was kind of a plot hole to me just she just lost the will to live and just died after giving birth like what????even if she is force sensitive (ALLEGEDLY) that’s still crazy. i think it was soley for the anakin-vader plot so that he wouldn’t think of his actions or to maybe (idk if this was on purpose) justify his actions bc he had nothing left.
also sorry if u haven’t watched star wars yet…i recommend release order and clone wars and rebels animated series. forget about the mandalorian and the “ahsoka” show it literally doesn’t matter.
#ik there’s gonna be a new jedi order and theryre coming out with a new trilogy but sw is turning into marvel in the way u need to watch#all their stupid ass series to watch a bitchass movie or one show. if u content can’t stand alone it fucking sucks#also i hate when ppl quote yoda just bc he’s old doesn’t mean he’s not stupid#also i think the jedi values kinda ‘dehumanized’ jedis like leaving their families no attachments like what are y’all fighting for ur just#glorified cops. i think especially when u see the poverty in corusant which is supposed to be the planet for the AMAZING republic..some#peopl have never seen the sky…do something bout that. QUICKLY#i do think that disney star wars beyond liek the animated series is terrible. like they don’t know how to write. they just bring back old#problems and it’s the same tropes and maybe even the same characters#also rosario dawson allegedly attacked a queer person in public but the case was only dropped bc it was the pandemic and the person didn’t#have monies. like that doesn’t mean she’s innocent. sick sick people work for disney. sick sick people.#i hate the mandalorian so much. jon favero and dave filoni will pay.#imma pretend like some stuff just doesn’t exist. fun djarin who?? the mandalorian liek jango fett? oh sabine wren like in the animated show!#i rant abt sw bc i love it sm but i hate it. it was also created by a white american man so like…and more white american men make it worse..
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I'm surrounded by ppl who haven't played ff7 and only have a passing interest in the remake trilogy and no one to get excited about what they may and may not change :(
#i am reeling at sephiroth being a playable character#i wonder if he'll join the group or if he and zack will be a mini party together 🤔#sad that cid and vincent arent party members in this game but there is the third one#cid is confirmed as a permanent party member in that one anyway#i wonder as well if there will be a second intergrade and if itll be vincent#i really want them to rework dirge of cerberus into a good game now i never got to play it but i heard it sucks ass#but that was also very much the period of time square was making money off teenagers with no standards#speaking as one of those teenagers with no standards who enjoyed advent children#i can accept that it was a bad movie and i can fully believe doc was a bad game#but i am SO EXCITED i cannot WAIT#i am replaying ff7r in the meantime bc i need to get the hype train rolling now#i put in for time off around its release i am very excited for it
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i love watching movies at night but i imagine ricco would just fall asleep in the middle of them. I'd chuckle lightly when i noticed, turn off the tv in the middle of a movie, and wake him so he could sleep properly in his bed
#also he has one of those tiny ass 70s tvs so i probably sit in his lap to watch everything#since his chair is right in front of it#it would suck that we'd have to wait for the channel to rerun the movie though#since there wasn't much going for at home movie watching#♡ right now you're supposed to be in my arms — ⌜ joe ricco ⌟#typewriter dings
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perhaps final destination 2 was just really bad. jj criminal minds you just did not give what needed to be gave…
#also i think putting clear in it was a bad choice#if you’re gonna have a new cast every installment then have a new cast every installment#like i get why they kept her because someone needed to connect the events back to the first movie#but like i think the movie suffered from having to reexplain too much#and they changed the rules which was ridiculous#and jj criminal minds was getting too many visions#it’s not about VISIONS it’s about the PATTERNS. alex wouldn’t have fucking visions#except the one.#also one of the main characters was a cop so that sucked ass.#and the thing with the baby was stupid as shit and didn’t make sense#how does new life stop death when the whole point is that nothing stops death#like if anything shouldn’t new life bring about more death if the new life comes from someone who was meant to die or whatever#see the rules don’t make sense and it pisses me off. if you’re going to have rules commit to them like seriously#the third one followed the rules. she noticed the Patterns and whatever#beth.txt#i still don’t think i’m wrapping my head around the Point of these movies exactly unless there isn’t one#but 3 was WAY better than 2. equal to 1 to me#not better tho because i don’t particularly love either of them exceedingly#sorry i pissed everybody off when i didn’t like the second one. blame the movie for being bad then idk
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I HATE the trend in modern tv and movies that is just taking characters that care about each other and turning them into people who bicker nonstop and hate each other
#^ about netflix witcher but also honestly this re movie so far too.#twist rambles#like it sucks so much because in both cases- the other media that theyre in (like the source material) have them care about each other a +#bunch and would do anything for each other and then these modern adaptations are like ok they really dislike each other#objectively that was the worst part of the netflix witcher adaptation was how they took dandelion and geralts friendship and was like ok we#are gonna make them hate each other and geralt wants him dead 99% of the time. literally it sucks ass.
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Making lars von trier and quentin tarantino fight to the death. Place your bets now.
#lars von trier#quentin tarantino#i hate both of them so fucking much i want them to battle#are some of their movies genuinely good? yeah sure but also they suck ass
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it's been so long since i truly jerked off to a character other than england. i still haven't broken the seal, but maybe i will soon who knows
#i am playing again with a very cute cockroach#hehehe#sparkletwinkles#🥼🪳⬅️ makes me blush#i had a dream the other day about hugging him and grabbing his ass and i was like sigh ok fine get back here#somewhat curious if my brain will attack me the same way it did last time i was super into mva but i doubt it#it was a strange cocktail of circumstances#i watched that movie nearly every day for nearly a month in a room where i was tasked with independently caring of children#it was my anchor. that job sucked#so when i would have dreams about deepthroating 🥼🪳 ... yeah it makes sense my brain was starved for enrichment#but that's not to say that movie doesn't also set off wild happy chemicals in my brain#like. really it could just be the movie#i could just like it that much. i mean i did just admit to the ass grabbing dream of only a few days ago#it was really cute too. i say grabbed but it was more like i pinched it. and he reacted so cutely. so i did it twice#he's so cute#im not going back to edit that tag but i said caring of when i meant caring for. im on mobile theres nothing i can do
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yeah. like with harry potter. i read that shit and it was boring as hell. pacing was slow for no reason. characters were predictable and 2-D. little focus on cool wizard battles. written by a racist terf (who i hope dies so she stops actively spending her harry potter money to keep human rights laws from being passed).
twilight held my interest better and i didn’t even like reading those books but at least i felt compelled to see where the fuck that plot was going. (but i also hate that racist author and think she fucking sucks at writing. what the fuck was that plot tho? shoulda ended it at book one.)
the movie? cool wizard battles. actors who weren’t terfs. different directors and writers who emotion put into lines that weren’t there in the book. still didn’t like them that much but at least there was some cool wizard shit to look at i guess.
the reason that isn’t true is because sometimes authors…aren’t good.
book to movie adaptations generally suck, but reblog with ur exception in the tags
#look also harry potter fans suck my dick and balls#terfs kys challenge#literally do not give a shit about harry potter or twilight so do not try to talk to me about that lame ass shit#but the movies had cool lightning battles with special effects and all that shit#the books were like ‘let me describe a sick af wizard battle but in such a lack luster and boring way you’ll want to skip this part’#or ‘let me cover this sick af wizard battle using like maybe one paragraph that doesn’t fully describe how kick ass this wizard battle is’#the romance was so cardboard and there was no interesting dynamic whatsoever#the action was weak as fuck#wanted to skip pages to get to the fucking point cause it was action and then immediate slowdown. it was hard to stay engaged.#i had never felt that way about reading a book before i read harry potter#i can and still do spend hours reading#it was my favorite hobby growing up.#but this book i had to force myself to finish because it was so lengthy and boring#everyone loved HP so much that i never said anything#but i always fucking hated HP and thought it was boring#and i love fantasy and magic and dnd type shit and all of that#the writing was just fucking bad and it has always been bad#kinda liked the movies tho#cause they cut out the extra pointless bull shit and kept you engaged. i wanted to know what would happen next.
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