#also they just

[whatsorryiwasntlistening]

I had a dream that when they released the new Moana live action movie, it deleted the original and it became illegal to watch

[grandgillygaupus]

Watched the Christmas episode of Gilligan’s Island. Santa was played by Alan Hale Jr., the same guy that played the Skipper.

The fact that the castaways don’t realize they’ve met actual Santa until he leaves because they think he’s the Skipper is probably one of my favourite gags in the show.

Also shoutout to that bit where Gilligan wrestles a shark and wins.

[blakquill]

Every RoyAi future au be like: they removed the laws that prevented mustang and hawkeye to marry so now theyre married and have kids togethr!!

Shut up. Shut up. Wheres the marriage in secret, the silent promises made late at night with very little to show for it. The special earrings that roy gave riza and she wears them religiously as roy climbs the ranks and becomes fuhrer. Eventually leading to a call for trail for the war crimes all state alchemists from the ishvalan civil war commited. his own trial is public as hawkeye reads the news paper holding the hand of her child. (One who looks exactly like mustang but no one says a thing bc those close to here know she is just a single mother in the millitary and the kids father is uknown so the whole team treats them like their own.) And she sees the man she loved fulfill his goals finally.

She reads the title and wonders how to explain to her kid that dear uncle roy is in prison and serving a life sentence.

[hauntingrabbits]

comic

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[aidenwaites]

I think in the same way there's a 90/10 rule with horror and comedy (horror works best when it's 90% horror and 10% comedy and vice versa) there's a 90/10 rule for some relationships in fiction that's like. Wholesome and fucked up. A good friendship is at its most compelling when it's also 10% a bit fucked up. Fucked up relationship is at its most compelling when there's at least 10% of something actually sweet and substantive within. Do you get me

[bauliya]

as a woman with elevated testosterone (pcos) who uses steroids (asthma inhalers) i must say i am feeling very cheated in the athletic prowess department. when is my dangerous masculine olympic level strength and speed supposed to kick in. do i need to go to professor x

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

[beebfreeb]

Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

[ciderjacks]

Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

[kochei0]

I turn to Ares.

Thanks to Tyler Miles Lockett who allowed me to draw inspiration from his ARES piece for page 2! Look at his etsy page it's SICK

⚔️ If you want to read some queer retelling of arturian legends have a look at my webtoon

[time-woods]

Accessorize ! Accessorize ! Accessorize !

based off of how my dad got his ears pierced))

[timesnewfishcat]

pcb miku