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My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

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happy Thursday the 20th

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lol he doesnt even know

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my circus, my clowns, my tent. my acrobats, my lion tamers. BUT. listen. those monkeys were contract workers

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i swear my writing process is just me laying in bed, staring at the ceiling, thinking "what if they kissed and it ruined their lives?"

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you fuckers dont know about my knife knife

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when the art piece you posted on the group chat doesn’t get any notice but it’s fine you only spent hours on it and days before designing it and you’re extremely proud of it but it’s fine keep talking about how you would smash sonic the hedgehog

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Unicorn girl.

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I’m twirling my hair rn

love u guys

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like what’s up manger

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Happy One-Year-Until-His-Birthday to Iris Black

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I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there's an illusion that there's still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it's close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can't argue against this by the way.

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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