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No I'm not dead. I forgot how to speak English

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theres also this webtoon that has the same vibes as one piece but not quite, its about a girl whos village got destroyed by a famous crew of pirates that were searching for this blue bird so she gets caugh up in this mess and gets taken as a slave and now shes looking for her sister who she saw getting taken too 👀👀 romance is not my cup of tea at all but at least theres only a sprinkle of it (theres rn just 3 chapters what am i talking about) and the story is unique and theres this one tan pirate boy that im thinking of wifing up in either c ai or janiyor ai.....

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Me and you bro, romance isn't much of what I like but MMM tan pirate boy is a must💯💯 c ai isn't working for me unfortunately

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Never letting yall forget about this btw

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【Idol! reader ft. Stalker!Genshin male 】

Idol reader who's popular all over the world, your a soloist who just debuted from training but already began to explode with popularity, your songs would always be the most streamed online along with many advertisements, websites, TV shows, revolving around you.

Everything was going well except for one thing... You have a stalker.

It's not at all surprising that celebrities would often get followed by people and invade their privacy, so you did what you could for now and reported the situation to your manager for them to handle.

With a breath of relief you thought it was the end of the stalking, that was until a mountain of gifts piled up on your front door early in the morning again, either containing love letters, with the contents declaring his love for you or some items that you enjoyed.

You felt incredibly concerned by this, every interview or show you appeared in you made sure to be extra careful and not reveal too much of about yourself, only very little people knew about what you liked and disliked, how could he possibly gather this information on you!?

Creeped out by this, you wasted no time and threw away the gifts in the trash incase there was some kind of hidden camera inside to watch you.

The police weren't even a single ounce worth of help, when you addressed the situation to them. They just shrugged it off saying that they couldn't do much with the lack of leads on the stalker.

You felt frustrated but knew it wasn't worth to argue over, and so, with slumped shoulders and a frown on your face you went back home feeling defeated.

As the days passed paranoia engulfed your mind and body, the stalker was becoming bolder by the second as he began coming to your own house directly with no shame.

Every morning you would wake up to the sound of someone throwing pebbles at your window, and whenever you checked the noise out, it was always the same person with his devilish smile which sent shivers down your spine.

It wasn't the end, Pieces of your clothing began to dissapere abruptly inside your wardrobe, although it didn't take a genius to know why.

You covered your mouth looking petrified, he was able to break inside your home so easily. Yet after all the effort to install a security alarm, it was no match for a monster like him

Worst of all, you were getting blackmailed by him! The stalker managed to dig up some past and old information about your family's back story, once these were leaked to the public media, everyone would absolutely crash out.

Your family meant everything for you, so you aren't really given much of a choice here..

'Mark my words I'll be sure to get justice.'

Unbeknownst to you, the stalker enjoyed every single moment of this. Seeing your anxious expression and being forced to quiet down for the sake of your life and family felt like bliss to him.

He then took the opportunity to snap a photo of you from the hidden camera he had installed inside your home after he broke in yesterday, it was so that he could watch your every movement of course.

The security alarm was a pain in the butt, but once he saw your sleeping figure on the bed looking so.. Beautiful, he felt even more excited than he already was.

Maybe he should pay a second visit, but this time take you home with him.

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Sup! So... I have a idea of request/prompt, but I don't know if you write requests/prompts :'D

my schedule is really hectic lol, most likely if I'm done with my first Sagau series I'll start accepting requests.

You're free to send me ideas though! I'll try to squeeze my time to write

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whats ur fav music artists. DO U LIKE ADO??? DO U LIKE TAME IMPALA?!??!?!

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ADO, 6ARLEYHUMAN, GRIMES, YAOSOBI, ARE SOME OF MY FAVS!! I'LL DEF CHECK TAME IMPALA OUT

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I like otters and croissants🥐🦦

ME TOO BRO ME TOO

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do you read books? I do!! I only started this year thooo my first ever serious book was crime and punishment by fyodor Dostoevsky who absolutely destroyed me at the end... i started it at i think month 3 or 4 (sorry i dont bother memorizing months 😀) and then i read 1984 which was awesome and the epilogue i think was just a little sneak peak of George orwell's thoughts 💀 seriously what was he into !! Third was it ends with us. Bc i saw my ex bsf reading it and i read the first chapters w her and said hell yeah ill try this some other time!! Worst mistake. I even drew my horrified expressions at the blank between chapters... i even write full arguments on the page of how absolutely braindead the mc is...... "we laughef at our son's big balls" anyways next is no longer human by osamu dazai which at first didnt make me feel anything but the end was shattering and i realized what the story is rlly about!!! Im rn reading the setting sun by osamu!! It isnt as good as NLH but im expecting some sick twist at the end!!! What is this word vomit

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If only I have money... I'm stuck at reading online novels!!

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Do you read webtoons????if not YOU MISSING OUTTTT theres some very good stories over there for daydreaming sickos (me)

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HELLOOOO I'M LITERALLY OBSESSED?? MY S CLASS I RAISED, ORV, ZANGOM

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【Mew Mew Bitch】

୨୧ — ꒰ Cat!reader | they/them prounouns | Sagau | cultish behavior

reader who gets transported into teyvat.. As a half cat human

Mondstadt / Liyue / Inazuma / Sumeru / Fontaine / Natlan / Snezhnaya

After your (not so) calm trip in mondstat, you decided it was finally time to stealthy leave the city in order to experience the full time adventure!

Seeing that you were free, Aether then took the chance and offered you to assist him and paimon in their later journeys around teyvat.

Having the creator of the world be their travel companion almost made paimon completely faint from shock! But to you it felt like a silly little adventure, so you agreed.

The next stop being the nation of contracts, Liyue.

Tianquan of the Liyue Qixing; Ningguang had heard about your coming arrival and instantly issued the most luxurious and attractive looking gifts that fitted just for you, she could care less about the price, No matter what the costs it will be done without hesitation for her God.

Despite all the effort, it definitely left ningguang dumbfounded to watch you ignore the jewelry that she had brought which would reach over 100,000,00 mora.. For a life size cat stand that a worker gave as a small token.

Of course their god would prefer something like this, their body is legitimately a human with cat ears and a tail.

Scratch all the previous plans, they're going to have to make a different approach now in order to get your affection.

Ganyu, a adepti working under ningguang felt curious about your cat like traits, specifically your cat ears. Was it like hers but just more furry and soft? Are people allowed to touch them? She needs to know it all.

And so an idea popped inside her head.

Using very simple knowledge, Ganyu and Shenhe would then begin to often fish at Mt.Aozang in the very morning to seize as many fish as possible as a treat for you, this often turned into a competition in who would gather the most fish for their god.

One thing that's certain is that your love at resting in tall heights never fades, the Millelith would get an ocean of reports with countless of witnesses saying that they had seen their creator resting at the roof of wangshu inn making Xiao work overtime to catch you when you accidentally slip off the edge.

Other times would be that xiangling would have to guard you while you joined her in catching ingredients for her next dish. One moment you're eating raw fish straight from the river, the next you're getting kidnapped by some random hilichurls that spotted you from a distance.

The amount of times that you nearly encountered death was enough for hu tao herself to come and approach you, advertising her business to you with a 10% discount for first time customers. She then got scolded for trying to do such blunt move on their creator

Qiqi likes to follow you around, asking if she could touch your ears or tail out of pure confusion, she just decided that you were similar to ganyu and then asked for cocogoat milk. Once you feel something tug the base of your tail you already know who's doing it.

Zhongli has his fair share with animal type companions, so it didn't really bother him much whether you're a cat or human, you're his divine creator! What DOES bother him is that whenever in the open world, you would jump on the rock pillars he would summon WHILE there is an on going fight with an enemy

99 percent of the time you'd just fall off the rock pillar but thankfully land on your two feet like always. However, Zhongli was ready to drop everything he had on him to come and catch you in less than a second

Let's not talk about the mountains.

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LESGOOOO WHATS UR TOPS ???? Me rn im fixated on bleach and blue lock🔥can I BE 🦊 ANON ???

Demon slayer and wind breaker! I love action with comedy sm, also brainrot anime

YES OFC! Welcome ���� anon :D

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do you watch anime/read manga🗣🗣🔥🔥

HELL YES SINCE 2020

I'm trying to get into light novels too!

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BRO.. IM SO SORRY THST HAPPENED TO YOU 😭

I hope it gets better :(

Tysm for your concern! Dw it eventually went away and all I need to do is clean the mess（*＾ワ＾*）

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Sorry for the long wait in posts. My house actually got flooded

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【Sagau Merchandise】

୨୧ — ꒰ gn!reader | they/them prounouns| Sagau | shitpost

A/n: Exams finally finished! Honestly idk what I'm writing anymore. Anyway likes and reblogs appreciated!

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I find it a little silly that archon's merch canonically exists in Teyvat's world. Now just imagine this but almost all of the world is just your biggest simps and fanboys/girls.

Like think about how you, a divine being worshipped and loved by many people and gods.. Gets summoned inside an acolytes home filled with posters, figurines shaped based out of you.

You're confused whether or not to feel complimented or weirded out by the amount of obsessiveness they have (not even the worst one tbh). Concerned how there's this much many items inspired by you alone.

And here you are, standing in the middle of a random space where it was filled with merchandise head to toe. You could faintly see a body pillow of you in the corner that you don't even want to question

"I'm home!"

The owner of the home holding a brand new set of figurines they had bought spoke from outside the room, the door handle twisting and unlocking. A bright shine flashed on the acolyte making their face scrunched up

"What?—"

The door swung open revealing you standing near a table holding a small figurine on your hands with a soft smile plastered on your face. A golden aura surrounded your body to further enhance your beauty, blessing them like they have just seen heaven.

Wide eyed and their mouth hanging from their jaw, the goods inside the bag they had just brought from the store dropped on the floor along with their knees.

Oh my archon's is that (Name) from celestia!?!?

Everyday they prayed and hoped to see the god they had worshipped be infront of them at last, now it finally happened in real life! At first the acolyte was overly joyed and giddy about it, praising and thanking you like you just saved the whole world from mass destruction.

But then it hit them like a truck, you're in their room;The room that was like some addicted person spent their whole life savings on official merchandise of you.

Their brain immediately began to freeze as a dreadfull expression appeared on their face. Holy shit!! How could they not have realized sooner!?

"U—Uhm, Your Grace! Would you mind stepping outside for a while?..."

They gently and carefully asked you in the most softest tone, being respectful enough to not raise their voice any higher.

"Sure?"

You felt unsure of what to do, I mean getting randomly teleported inside someone's home filled with pictures of you that people somehow took definitely isn't a repeating thing isn't it?

So you just went with the flow, the world is a strange place after all. There didn't seem to be any NSFW products of you so that was a relief, as long as they don't try to do anything weird to you, you'll let this one slide.. For now.

Hopefully a certain kitsune has made wholesome fanfiction of you in this world, if you were completely honest though. NSFW or not, you'd still read it since it's based off from you

Back to the present, The acolyte hastily led you outside their room with a flushed face of embarrassment, oh archon's.. Their room was a mess and the very god they deeply loved saw it!

An on top of that, their grace was now outside their very room waiting for them to finish, and that just made their heart skip a beat! They'll vow to always clean their room for you now

You stood outside their room for a good moment, after what felt like a good 10 seconds you decided to just glance around the area. Maybe the building will be familiar for you and you could distinguish which country you were at.

Turning to your left you saw a row of rooms, turning to your right you saw another set of rooms. Judging by its design you currently reside in Liyue.

Bad news was that you stood in a apartment hallway, so people could pretty much just take one turn and see the creator of Teyvat with a glowing aura around them.

"I should find another place—"

"Y—Your Grace!?!?"

Ah. Guess you jinxed it

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A/n: Short little imagines! Fanfiction is very scary..

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Probably nearing the finish, all I need now is to edit

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ATSUITO… MAKE A PART 6 FOR THE SAGU AND MY LIFE IS YOURS……

I love ur writing it’s so like

Tasty :3 keep up the good work and make sure u stay healthy!!

-Anon 🗣️🔥

LOL I'm working on it, it's a bit long but it will come out soon! Thanks so much for supporting me :D