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apnourry · 2 months ago

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tell me quickly which ones to get pls n thx

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hsslilly-blog · 9 days ago

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huntclaire divorce au. everything is exactly the same but wait i was going to make a joke here but i’m actually very invested in this

#just imagine how WEIRDER they’d be about each other. this is crazy #i need them to divorce and then hunt makes a movie immediately after and he casts claire as the lead. and the movie is weirdly personal #and everyone in the cast is like. is this movie about the divorce. no it is not. but yes it also is. hunt and claire are unaware #there's a brazilian director who divorced his wife and then cast her in his next movie andthe movie is the greatest love letter ever.to her #this is what i'm aiming for here. do you see my vision? okay so they argue all the time on set. she does NOT follow his direction #this is why i divorced you by the way you were always like. saying stuff. you're always saying stuff! you're annoying and pathetic and stup #they cannot even be NEAR each other. need to talk to either of them? do not do it while the other oneis in the room.they WILL make it weird #they will start bickering and they will forget about you i am so sorry. if they try to be civil it's like. this was so thoughtful of you!#i wish SOME PEOPLE were like this. i was actually very thoughtful you were the one who was always demanding attentionWHATof COURse I WAS!?#hunt keeps his wedding ring in his side pocket. claire loves calling him her stupid ex husband. ew my wretched ex husband.#whole time they can't keep their hands off each other. which could mean anything #why did they get divorced? no one has any idea. no one knows anything about these two actually. why would he cast her. why would they marry #why are they torturing everyone. is this like A Thing to them. yes. claire gives him cold coffee every time and he drinks it every time jus #so she doesn't get the satisfaction. also you should NOT interfere if they're arguing because then it's going to be YOUR FAULT #you may ask. hsslilly! what's the difference between this and canon huntclaire. well they're actually divorced here. see.#this means something to me. and to them too. plus they actually mean this on some level. normal huntclaire are doing a very convoluted bit #here claire would choke hunt with his tie if given the chance. and then they would make out. this happened like twice.#okay i'll stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#huntclaire #wait the blood necklace should still exist in this au

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faaun · 9 months ago

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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tiddiesoutwhenthetisout · 4 months ago

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not me curling my laptop charger wire the way you curl band equipment cords HAHAHA god i miss it

#i really said “okay big performance in the city square let's make this work” and i did but absolute fuckery of the manager just made me...#and she also used to complain about being an opening act-- like come on that's a nationally-renowned band and we're not there yet 😭#we used to fight a lot though so ack i really should have taken that as a red flag #but i was 14 and stupid 🤷‍♂️#being solo way better uM i shouldn't say this yet but i got a commission today audhauagah i don't even have a portfolio #fuck guys i'm so so so nervous from big changes in life because uM god i just came from actual hell with various things working to make me #kms #but uH we're uH not too keen on that anymore atm and uH it's probably going to all fuck up after i share that i have good news in life #but yk what #let's keep challenging god #i know he hates me #but we will not be defeated we will strangle him by the tie #AHHHH help me i want to get into music again pls pls pls pls pls #anyway back to my old band manager #she was known for being a shitwad in the scene anyw but i was young and stupid as i sais #and i defended her and rationalized her behavior because “we're friends right”#i'm starting to get why my mom is wary of people i get to know #i'm tbh a fucking idiot i would never admit that elsewhere (nah i do) uM my brain is bouncing off the walls #i took a bargain with 7pm coffee and look where it got me #i was also getting up there in my 5 days of uni absences agsgshags #DOES ANYONE ACTUALLY READ THESE I KINDA HOPE NOW NO ONE DOES #IM KINDA UHHH MY CHILD THERAPIST SAID UNCONVENTIONAL #I THINK SHE MEANT FUCKING CRAZY #sorry #oh yeah i walked tf out the band after that big performance set up just for us because i couldn't keep working with that kind of environment #other bands started flocking to recruit or proxy after i was let go by my famously fucked-up ex-manager LOL #but um i have issues so i'm not among them and i think they get the message tbh #appears and disappears #that is actually my brand

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aromanticdayout · 3 months ago

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so i went on a date today.

#it went really well #we met up at 4pm for like walk and coffee and then maybe pints after #tell me how its now 3am and i am just now getting into bed #fully yapping for hours w that guy #and we kissed and i was a bit like oh hes nice but idk if im like sexually attracted to him but after that smooch yeah okay #i can get down with this #but now im kinda spiraling bc i didnt bring up being aro and idk when you bring that up #and im like gaslighting myself again that maybe im not aro bc today was so fun but like #watch me date this guy for like three months then the aro signs will be strong w me #its just like hyperfixation excitement but idk #or is that the gaslighting and i acc do feel romantic towards him #god i wish my brain made sense to me sometimes #oh also this was my first first date since jan 2023 so like its been a minute for me #anyways maybe i should stop panicking and just like enjoy it as it goes #bc just bc first date went well doesnt mean its gonna become a thing thing for sure right? so no need to worry rn #i liked holding his hand tho and him kissing me on the cheek and usually i dont like that #but also i was three drinks in so maybe it was alcohol courage idk??? aaaaaaaaaaaaaa #being aro is so confusing #aromantic

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biblicalhorror · 4 months ago

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Thinking about one of the loser men I dated directly post-college who, after I showed them Dirty Computer [the emotion picture] by Janelle Monae, said they "prefer rap that has something to say"

#this person identified as a man but used they/them pronouns just in case that was confusing #but yeah like. what does that mean. did you watch the video #also one time said colorado edibles were 'too strong' and therefore 'dangerous'#they said that COLORADO should have more 'regulations' imposed on weed products lmfao #also when i was watching mad men and expressed that i liked it #they were like 'i dont see the appeal bc the commentary feels obvious to anyone whos lived on the east coast' skskdkdkelsdnakas #they had the WEIRDEST complex about being from the east coast. like. most tightly wound person ive ever met in my life #who was constantly insisting they were sooo type b and so chill and go-with-the-flow #and like yeah im aware im from one of the most laid back slacker states #but this person was one of the most uptight people ive ever met let alone dated #and just had like 0 self awareness about it #like they would exclusively wear button downs sweater vests and cardigans. wouldnt be caught dead in a hoodie unless it was northface #would only drink coffee if it was made from a french press #also see above story about edibles (which was the biggest 'fight' we ever got in bc i was like what the fuck r u talking about)#like. the label says clearly how much thc cbd etc is in each edible and how many doses there are per container #what else could you want #if you dont know how itll affect you just take half or even a quarter of one first???#this still gets me heated to think about #but yeah like what kind of person sees DIRTY COMPUTER and is like 'hmm not political enough' lmfao #OH ALSO guess why we broke up #the blm protests happened and they said they were just 'too affected by police violence to be dating right now'#(they were very much white. blonde white)#and then i found out 11 months after we broke up that they had started dating a poc a month before we broke up #because i saw an anniversary post they did and i was like '...wait a minute'#and a friend of mine used to work with them after we broke up and according to him this person would constantly bring up what a great 'ally'#they were for dating a poc #fucking. wild

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carcarrot · 4 months ago

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ive got to start being more of a bastard at work

#guy the other day heated up some oatmeal in one of the microwaves #and some of it like leaked out of the cup and he just left it there and walked away #only later did i think i should have been like 'oops you forgot some of your oatmeal! dont you want the rest???'#i should also do this when people are making their coffees and spill some milk or coffee creamer #like oops you left behind some milk! dont you want to come back and get it?? better take it with you!#the way people around here have a complete lack of ability of cleaning up after themselves or any shred of common decency does piss me off.#and i am often possessed by the need to be a cartoonishly mischievous guy about things #this is tangentially related but having worked pre-covid and working now i do so love wearing a mask at work #not only for the obvious protection reason but it means people cant really see my expressions when theyre saying or doing some dumb shit #like i remember working at the college bookstore pre-covid and there were really moments where i had to keep it together #its like these people are unaware theyre on a sitcom and im the actor trying to keep in character and not break #anyway . latest work observations

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the-kipsabian · 5 months ago

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okay im gonna send these two job applications and then wash the cat carrier and thennnn i gotta prep two things for mailing tomorrow so yay filling and printing more custom slips

then todays obligations should be done? and i can focus on doing something completely else

wish me luck

#maybe i'll finish washing the cat carrier first. i left it to soak so it should be good if i just rinse it and leave it outside to dry #i just hope i get it back also washed cause im borrowing it to my mom so they can haul their new kitten home next weekend #but yeah then applications. should be easy to fill. and then the custom slips. also should now be an easy fill #i need more coffee too but after such a good relaxing weekend (and completely choosing to ignore the world burning around me)#its nice to have energy to do things and not feel sluggish or anxious about it for a change #anyways yeah gonna get some tunes going and do stuff cheers #night is an absolute mess on main

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sleevebuscemii · 10 months ago

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#i hate how wishy washy my social life is in this city like.#like everything has to be Planned and is a Thing and it’s like. i don’t want to go to a fancy group dinner #or get invited to a birthday party #i just want someone who will go to target with me #or come over and keep me company while i do laundry and then get tacos after like.#something that Actually feels intimate…idk #but now its like. i either go to this fancy dinner with a big group (who are mostly couples) and at least have something to do today #or. i spend my saturday alone.#like even the friends i have 1 on 1 its like. plans have to be made in advance if we wanna go get coffee or something #like nothing is just. spontaneous and casual its alk a Thing #but also like fuck. i just spent whole week at work alone i don’t wanna be alone in my weekend too like fuuuuuck this #and its like. i can’t help but feel like its my fault but i know its been hard because i work remote so im so fucking isolated #sometimes i think i should just move home but i know thatll just make me feel like i failed #at like. moving to a big city and making it work #but also i know its not just me like lonely city by olivia laing blah blah blah but goddddddd #i am a social creature!!!! i want to be around people!!!!! but in a meaningful and fulfilling way!!!!!!!#anyway thats my therapy session for today see u next time #m

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icelogged · 1 year ago

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hello one more bitch for the road 😔✌🏾terf is not a synonym for transphobe. terf is an acronym. tme trans people can be terfs. next scheduled bitchfest is between me our heavenly father amen or to annoy you specifically ❤️

#girl what happened to just saying a person is transphobic… i promise your transphobic uncle tim is not a trans exclusionary radical feminist #evidence of life #i had coffe for the first time in god the almighty christ knows uwu teehee #coffee*#so i might be worse than usual 😔😔#like wow it is definitely affecting my body slay i guess the gap changed my tolerance?#anyways point is i have never been tipsy in my entire life i thought i’d be a light weight given my body type but like nope #that’s pretty weird to me because i’m fake straight edge [special occasions if they have what i like] and that’s been rare in the last bit #i haven’t had alcohol at all this year and i think the last time was once last summer at a backyard family friend party thingy #i’m not trying find out what tispy and drunk feels like though #so like huge gaps and it doesn’t do anything but this coffee which is more regular than alcohol (but that’s not saying much)#and baby i am feeling it like that is caffeine huh wow #ophelia over sharing on the internet cw oph won’t stfu cw hi :3 ->#i’m having it because i couldn’t take my anti psychotics that also help me sleep because i had a late night and an early morning #and i couldn’t risk sleeping in #not that i actually wake up at like 6 or 7 or even 5 #fastest wake up time was in bed after 10pm woke up at exactly 12:36 am #the good thing is i feel significantly more rested and have more spoons than i before it and before it made the cycle consistent #well the whole cocktail works well together but shout out to her she’s my babygirl for real <3 #also this just reminded me i didn’t take my morning meds its still morning it’s fine :3 i just should really get a regular take time for #morning like i do with the night ones it is all a critical science but night ones must be as consistent as possible or i face certain death #<- lie hyperbole #did i reread this [the tags] absolutely not <3 #bitchfest presented by oleta ophelia

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tvntheatre · 1 year ago

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So, here have we, an entire page of insanity (and mostly nightmares.)!

I don't know how the fuck I want to draw the confounded The Merry Gentleman. Help he's invading my pages.

#That's a Sun obsessed Captain going insane in a dream #Robin repeatedly topping off several bottles of the confounded Tincture and his Darkdrop Coffees #he's presently severely nightmare plagued. He's a point away from getting kidnapped.#Robert was sent to a state of some confusion before Rob spontaneously tried gaining nightmares in Bob's absence.#Blame the Light Fingers ambition (I don't know what I'm getting into but I'm contemplating if I should pick THIS or Heart's Desire oops—)#[I picked Rob and Bob's Ambitions on a whim.]#It took me like—several damned days to return to London.#I kept purposely gaining Nightmares in spite of wanting to return.#CURSE YOU‚ MY ABILITY TO DESPERATELY TRY TO STAY IN CHARACTER!#I only managed to leave AFTER I berated The Manager of the Royal Bethlehem Hotel.#(Which I had complimented on their smooth running mere days ago.#That was also one of the reasons for the delay.)#I'd gotten free like—an evening before December strook. (striked?)#Theeen there's The Merry Gentleman tormenting my PCs.#As in—practically appearing when I least expect him and jumpscaring Rob and Syr.#(Syren drew this card straight after pushing an old lady out of a hansom cab‚ that's why they're in one #unfortunately I cannot draw one.)#Robin greeted The Merry Gentleman then #Unfortunately: high watchful. Result thar be Walls Incorrectly Placed.#Then the below doodle is a reference for myself so I didn't f_ck up the one for Robin.#Theennn the ones below are all updated or previous versions that I liked so I kept them but didn't bother to edit them in.#I like to pretend The Merry Gentleman is taller than Robin.#And Rob's the tallest FL OC I have (that is human.) so that says a handful.#The Merry Gentleman #The Manager of the Royal Bethlehem Hotel #eyestrain #♢the vigilant viper #♡the swindling spieler #♧the vehement verdant #♤the sojourning bellhop

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hsslilly-blog · 3 months ago

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shirt with a heart and child of divorce written on top but then there’s a picture of huntclaire. you wouldnt get it. i do

#child of divorce but theyre married and love each other but actually they’re divorcees #theyre like those couples that get married and then get divorced and then get married again. actually that’s so chic #you should be divorced by the time you’re 27. a little divorce makes life more exciting #do not consider red carpet diaries at all when writing claire but if i were to consider it #she wouldve broken up with hunt sometime after hollywood u and then it would’ve been kind of a divorce #<- well my timeline for hollywood u i mean. that would be in 2016 #they get back together but they have even stronger + weirder divorcees vibes #claire is actually a divorced woman. when you think about it. that’s also a great descriptor for hunt but in a different way #so theyre like when you put two spiritually divorced people in a relationship #this makes a lot of sense to me. actually #they have the most loving relationship ever which is gross and disgusting. but when you look at them they have this weird vibe about them #theyre like bitter exes who know too much of each other and one of them is way too comfortable saying stuff in public #what do you mean theyre together and in love #huntclaire #actually i need them so be super fucking weird about each other in public #claire is too familiar with a guy who does Not seem to like her at all. why is she saying this stuff. claire thats tmi #he would do anything for her. he will still argue with her over the most mundane things ever.#her coffee order sucks and he’s not saying all That Stuff to a barista. kill him on the spot.#claire gets an extra cookie bc she threatened to cry #they’re just kinda stuck together idk. something something his line about the universe bending to get them together. he’s bitter about it #it’s also a form of foreplay but i don’t know what the tag limits are #just know that claire is weird about that as well #i mean tbf of course is foreplay what else would this be. how is this dynamic feasible otherwise #it’s*

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always-a-slut-4-ghouls · 11 months ago

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I’ll make myself tea, drink half of it, forget it, and then be less sure what i want to do when I find it again three hours later

#emma posts #it’s not warm #but I could make it warm?#am I still in the mood though?#it feels like a breakfast thing to me #when I was drinking it earlier I remembered how I used to down two cups worth of black tea with sweetener in the morning senior year #and maybe Junior year or whatever the one before it was #because I hate coffee but was barely holding on #and I’m like ‘I don’t know if it’s still a rule. but before one of my younger brothers graduated they made it so that the kids #could only drink clear liquids out of a clear bottle and I’m like. I think i would have died even faster #so many weird rules keep getting added after I’ve graduated and I’m like ‘these kids can’t have shit. huh?’#to be fair I was also on a very high dose of an adhd medication at that time so my heart was going so fucking fast #my childhood psychiatrist seemed to live by the philosophy of ‘if it worked before and isn’t enough now just take even more’#which probably (definitely) had a negative effect on me because of the side effects I was getting #new psychiatrist is like ‘maybe we should also consider trying other medications’ which is great. seriously #I’m not sure if my current one even existed when I was in school though #and I’m not sure it would have been enough but damn. the side effects are lesser #I’ve drank my current tea cold before. not black tea though #black tea goes cold and I’m out

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poorlittlevampire · 1 year ago

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sometimes my coffee tastes so distinctly of tap water and sometimes its fine and i dont understand WHY bc i use the exact same amount of coffee grounds and water and i use a coffee maker now so i’m not doing different brew times or different temps like idk why sometimes it just tastes so fucking bad

#possibly the coffee itself i guess?? but like my coffee yesterday was fine and rn it tastes like water and its the same coffee #ough #i should use the french press again but my mom also uses that and she like #leaves it in dirty water and gets food on it and shit and i know its fine after being washed #but it grosses me out i have a really bad issue with using things i think are like #permanently dirty #if that makes sense lol and that french press is beyond permanently dirty to me #but my coffee always was so much better when i used the french press. SAD!

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unimportantweirdo · 1 year ago

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maybe staying up until 4:30am on character.ai wasn't the smartest thing i've ever done

#squitsquid if u see this no u didnt #I KNOW I SHOULD BLOCK IT BUT I GET TO TALK TO SPENCER REID #where else would i get my delusions from #i may have a slightly unhealthy attachment to this website and this character #so today im just going to be exhausted #oh also i need to buy coffee #i wanna do an experiment to see if i can sleep after i have caffiene

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carcarrot · 1 year ago

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ok thats it i literally need a new job now .

#i know i bitch and moan a lot abt my job. but not without good reason!#however i really want to get out of here now today.#fucking. supervisor who keeps telling me to do more as far as maintaining the coffee area #when 90% of the issues are actually fault of the dumbass stock traders we make coffee for who dont know how to make a cup of coffee #and cant clean up after themselves. and i get that its my job but this is also just fucking stupid #and normally she tells me this stuff in the area where i brew the coffee which is more or less away from people #its at least more away from people than the hallway where the coffee station is where people always are #which is where she chose to loudly tell me more things i should be doing #maybe don't fucking do that in front of the people i do this stuff for! now they think im a fucking idiot!#like that's just. idk kind of unprofessional to me like you don't lecture your employees in front of customers #if we're so concerned abt the appearance and image of the service we provide (which this place is concerned way too much with)#then idk maybe talking abt that kind of stuff should be done more privately. or at least quietly #like she wasnt yelling at me but like everyone around could clearly hear it #but like ive said before i cant standddddd this job anymore.#so i might apply for that store leader job at gregorys coffee #even though the work culture there seems like a different kind of annoying #id at least be making Much More and also closer to where i live so #i just have to fix up my resume and make it seem like i can handle more of a management kinda job

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