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please tell me about the bad lion king opinions/theories
well then
because this is going to be long also this will make no sense to people who dont already know the characters and lore i am not going to be explaining things in this post here i go here are some really stupid theories i hate
vitani is nala's daughter - no. this is so fucking stupid. its just based on them having a similar color scheme as well as a deleted scene WHICH IS NOT CANON BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT IT WAS TOO INAPPROPRIATE (it was scar trying to sexually harass nala) but the big piece of evidence people use is just vitani and nala having similar eye colors. its so fucking stupid nala is very clearly zira's daughter or is at least related to her biologically because they look too similar to not be. her father is probably just some random lion (probably not scar)
also people in the fandom are really into the idea of the lionesses being raped and forced to have cubs against their will for some reason that is where several stupid theories and ideas come from including that one
simba and nala are cousins/half siblings - ok let me pull you aside. this is almost exclusively said by people who barely know anything about the movie and just want to "rUiN yOuR cHiLdHoOd" by parroting some edgy theory they read online. do you really think disney would keep incest in the movie after DELIBERATELY REMOVING IT FROM AN EARLIER VERSION OF THE STORY as well as going through all the trouble of changing up the story in tlk2 because they realized it would have incest and they didnt want it. also in the lion guard they mention nalas father being a different guy and not mufasa or scar. he probably just lives somewhere else or is dead or something. or maybe we just dont see him. who cares
also "HURR DURR BUT REAL LIONS DO IT" shut up. lions do not usually mate with their siblings in the wild. they usually do that in captivity when they are in a confined space and cannot leave. and even if they DID why are you looking for realism in a fucking disney movie about singing animals
mufasa can control the weather and he caused the drought - i havent run into this one as much but i found out about it a while ago and can confirm i think it is stupid. why would he do that his wife and everyone else lives there
scar was uwu innocent and was abused because everyone was against him - less of an actual theory and more of just a popular headcanon but i still hate this. this usually goes along with people having stories where the dads are abusive monsters and the moms are nice and lovingSTOP ITS SO FUCKING CLICHE AND BORING AND PREDICTABLE (mom almost always ends up being killed by the dad too for extra Bad Guy Points) also fucks up scar's character because its like "Well Actually Everyone Else Is The Bad Guy And Mufasa Deserved To Be Killed" its one thing to see him as being neglected or abused but its extremely annoying and bad to paint everyone else as the bad guy because it removes responsibility from him. like okay he still murdered his brother who was a father to a young child and he lied to that said child and framed him for the death and made him believe it was his fault for a big chunk of his life even though he was a child AND ALSO mislead the hyenas and promised them food but lied AND ALSO KILLED THE WHOLE ECOSYSTEM BECAUSE HE DID NOT CARE
sorry about that one i just get heated about that because scar is meant to reflect real dictators who lie to people in times of distress and ruin everything once they get into power as a result by not delivering their promises and only thinking about their own interests. i know its a cartoon about lions but god
and finally
kopa - i hate you kopa. you are just simba with hair. the only way most people try to make him interesting is by slaughtering him please i enjoy when people let him live or do something different with him (like making him the youngest kid born after kiara and kion) or GIVE HIM AN ACTUAL PERSONALITY but you do you i guess (this is another one that doesnt really annoy me as much because it could be an interesting au but as an actual theory i hate it)
might add more if i think of more idk sorry for this being so long
#the lion king#disney#sort of a rant#this probably sounds like i am speaking a different language to most of my followers#but idc i can understand it#also probably the longest written post i have made in a while if not ever
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gotta love to see my childhood comfort character coming back!! :D
#the only thing that bothers me is#the animation looks like its from 2002#or the video games#like if it wasnt a movie and a tv series i wouldnt mind#but...#whatever#8 years old me is waking up inside#*looks at my old oc x canon story*#uh oh#thanks for the ask!#thelonewandererknight#also please please please disney dont ruin his character#ice age#the adventures of buck wild#buck wild
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My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Mirabel*Whispering to her self*:I hate isabella.Shes the GOLDEN CHILD...please....shes not that big of a deal.WHAT ABOUT ME?!!IM NOT SPECIAL?!I I CAN BE THE GOLDEN CHILD TOO!If only i had a miracle....
Dolores*Litterly heard evrything*:Mirabel?
Mirabel:HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN STANDING THERE?!!
Dolores:I dont know how much time but all the time you were roasting Isabella
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Little Camilo:Mom?Wake up!
Pepa:What is it Camilo?
Camilo:Some man is staring at me.
Pepa:Who could be watching you at 3 AM?
Camilo:He is like 7 foot tall he also has some rats on his back and he keeps calling my name.I think he seas my dreams!
Pepa:Camilo dear,thats just your tìo,Bruno.
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Pepa:YOU ALL DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE!STORMING EVERY TIME IM MAD!
Isabella:No,YOU dont know what its like!Being the perfect child and loved by every one exept Mirabel...
Luisa:I LITTERLY HAVE ALL THE PRESSURE IN THIS FAMILY!BEING THE BIG SISTER IS NOT EASY!
Bruno:EVERY BODY HATED ME AND MADE A SONG ABOUT ME SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE THE FUTURE ITS A FUTURE I DIDENT WANT TO SEE!
Dolores:....Sometimes..i hear strange voices during night.....
Mirabel:*eating popcorn without eny worries bc she doesnt have a miracle*
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Bruno:Did i really ruin pepa's weeding?
Felix:Not really though.
Bruno:Then why does she keep saying she was married in a hurricane?
Felix:Well...it wasnt your fault.She started the hurricane..
Bruno:What?!Why?
Felix:She wanted red roses but i got her white ones.She dident like that and started to cry in anger so she put the blame on you.She is stil mad at me to this day.
Pepa:Where are my red roses,Felix?!
Felix:Ask Isabella
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You guys are crazy!
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It's Okay Now(Kirishima x gn!Reader)
Disclaimer: all characters rightfully belong to their original creators, only thing that is mine is the plot. Also do not copy my writing. Thank you
Summary: Class 3A's Y/n was having a jolly day hanging out with the BakuSquad, including her amazing bf of over 6 months, Eijirou Kirishima, even with all the stress piling up, like a shaken soda bottle ready to burst, until said explosion finally happened. Triggered by the littlest, probably stupidest event
Warnings: anxiety (?), panic attacks, not eating for days, mentions death, suggestive themes, a bit of swearing
Mentions: mental breakdown, overworking oneself, starvation, hyperventilating, ugly crying, kiri being absolutely biggest sweetheart, daddy!Kiri breifly
A/n: this is my first fic on Tumblr so please be nice, and if you enjoyed it, like and comment
Everything hurt. My head, my eyes, my chest, my mind. I don't even know what happened. One minute I'm perfectly fine, having a good time with my friends, the next I'm in this situation.
Im sitting in the middle of my dorm on the floor, crying and sobbing over the smallest thing. I admit being stressed with everything going on in my life; with upcoming school exams , training every single day to improve my ultimate moves, and the biggest clicher... my dad's passing a couple months prior.
This whole time I've just been bottling it all up, trying my hardest to put up a brave front as to not worry my mom, who already has a lot on her plate, my friends and boyfriend, Kirishima. To be frank, I haven't even told my class or Kiri, keeping a bright smile as to not hint them in on my life crashing down around me. Some days are easy to keep up my smile, to let my mind focus on something else, and then there are harder days when everything reminds me of my dad.
I was real close to him, we did a lot of fun stuff together; going to amusement parks, going out to see movies we both were really excited to watch, going out to eat at our favorite restaurants.
It still doesnt feel real after all this time. It felt just like yesterday he was perfectly fine, we were celebrating my grandma's birthday, and literally the next day, I find him stiff and eerily still in his bed. And then everything crashing down on me as the paramedics regretfully tell me that my dad was no longer of this world, when I sob into the phone to my mom that my dad was gone, when I listened to my grandma's wails as my mom told her of her son's passing.
It all felt so surreal, like if I go over to see my grandma at her house, I'll see my dad sitting there in the living room, greeting me with his smile and warm hugs and kisses.
I sob harder as I remember all the times we watched Disney movies and me crying at some scenes as my dad happily comforts me. Buying me a toy from one of the movies I adored at the time. Him gifting me a puppy when he moved into a new neighborhood and I didnt have anyone to play with.
My head's pounding, a deep pressure in my brain, as I clutch tightly to the same doll he bought me all those years ago. My screams silent as I try to keep my classmates from finding me in such a pathetic state and worrying about me, my brain not processing that everyone was still at school. I fought to take control of my emotions again, wanting to be strong for my mom, grandma, and my friends. Unknowning of the pace of my breathing as I desperately tried to grasp my emotions.
My stress and anxiety climbing higher with each panicked breath. All those late nights I stayed up studying as much as I can for the midterm exams, catching up to me. I even forsaken eating as to study so I can at least get a passing grade. And the times I didnt spend studying was spent training to try and get my mind to focus on anything rather than fully face the reality that I no longer live in a world with my dad in it.
When was the last time I had a fulfilling meal? Three days?? And the time before that?? I dont even remember, the pounding in my head preventing me from thinking too much. All I can think about is what caused this stupid meltdown in the first place, my frustrations climbing higher with my stress and anxiety.
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Today was one of those days where it was hard to keep up my smile for people. In an attempt to cheer myself up, I made myself the same lunch my dad and I used to make together for later, excited to eat as this was my first actual meal in days.
As I stroll down the hallways to meet up with Kiri and the rest of the BakuSquad, someone in a rush, bumps into me full force, causing me to fall and drop my lunch on the floor. I only had a moment to grieve as I see my precious lunch splattered all over the floor before the person that bumped into me uttered a measly, rushed "sorry" before hurrying on their way, stepping my lunch in the process.
I stayed there in my position on the floor, looking at my lunch with grief. I know it was stupid to start crying over something that can be replaced with something else that Lunch Rush made, but there the crocodile tears were. My heart and mind had wanted that lunch.
Without thinking I got up and ran out of school and towards the dormitories, deaf to the calls of my fellow 3A classmates and the incoming call on my phone.
~~~
I was brought back to the present by the sound of pounding coming from my dorm door. I was still fighting for control, not able to send a reply without my sobs mixing in with my voice.
"Y/n? Are you okay?" A familiar voice sounded through the door. Of course it would be Kiri to be checking up on me. "I tried calling you to see where you were, but you didn't answer. Tsuyu told me she saw you running off upset when I went to go looking for you."
For some reason I sobbed harder, barely able to keep quiet.
"Princess/Prince, please tell me what's wrong, I'm getting really worried."
He stayed quiet for a moment, anxiously waiting for my response. And of course my body betrays me when an ugly sob wracks through my very being, unable to quiet it down.
"Princess/Prince, are you crying?!" Kiri's voice carried his panic and worry. "I'm coming in!" He warned before slamming the door open.
I barely raised my head to meet his worried crimson eyes as his giant frame took up most of the doorway, frozen. His expression falls at the sight of the giant crocodile tears running down my face, distress written all over my expression.
Without saying anything, he rushed over to my side, his big, warm hand landing on my back, immediately rubbing gentle circles as to comfort me.
"Baby, what's wrong? Tell me," he asked, voice trying to soothe me. I shook my head, unable to say or utter a word and I dropped my head again, breathing erratic. "You're hyperventilating, baby. You need to try and calm down a bit."
More sobs was the only thing I responded with. Hearing some shuffling, a moment passed before a soft calming melody sounded through the storm in my mind, along with the sound of gentle falling rain. It was the same several hour music track that I would usually listen to when something was bothering me.
I've always loved the sound of falling rain and ocean waves.
Kiri dropped his phone to the floor, letting the music wrap us in its soothing melody. He brought his hand to my cheek to gently bring my face up and face him. His expression sad as he gets a better look at my distraught, of the crocodile tears streaming down my face, of the deep sadness in my eyes.
Letting his other hand to join my face, he gently wiped away my tears as I tried to control my breathing. "Baby, you have to calm down. It's okay now, I'm here," he said in a gentle voice, bringing me up onto his lap, and wrapping his strong arms around me.
I clutch onto his uniform jacket, burying my face into his chest as I sobbed away, ruining his uniform with my tears and snot.
He gently rocked the both of us, bringing one of his hands up to my head as he softly brushed his fingers through my hair. "Shhh, baby. It's okay. It's okay," he whispered in my ear.
I don't know how long we sat there, listening to falling rain, Kiri rocking us, whispering calming words into my ear before my breathing was back to normal and my sobs turning into sniffles. Even long after I've calmed down, Kiri still held onto me tightly, grounding me from the storm whirling in my mind.
Only when I lifted up my head from his chest to look up at him did he give me a soft smile, reaching up to brush away strands of hair from my face and eyes. Then, Kiri reached over to his phone, pausing the music before turning back to me.
"Feeling better?"
I slowly nodded my head, my voice hoarse as I finally managed to give a reply, "Yeah, a little bit."
"What happened back there?" Kiri asked, his brow furrowed in worry.
Tears were already welling up in my (e/c) eyes, my bottom trembling as I fought to hold back the tears. Kiri reached up one hand to hold my chin, his thumb softly brushing my bottom lip.
"Please baby, I hate seeing you so distraught," he told me, eyes full of concern as he continued to stroke my bottom lip, as if trying to coax the words to come out, to explain what was paining me so much so he can fix it.
"I-" I stuttered, sniffling back the tears. "I miss him."
"Miss who, baby?" Kiri asked, confused.
"M-my dad," I said, voice now shaky as the tears started falling again. "I m-miss him so much."
Kiri seemed to come to the conclusion that I might have only been extremely homesick. "Why dont you go visit him today then? It's Friday, so you can just stay with him for the weekend."
I violently shook my head. "I-I can't."
"Why not, baby?" He started stroking my back again to try and comfort me.
"H-he died! Two months ago!" I sobbed, pressing my face to his chest again.
"Oh fuck. Shit, I am soo sorry baby. Why didn't you tell me?" Kiri asked, hugging me tightly to him. "I would've been there for you."
"I-I didn't w-want to w-worry y-you," I cried.
Kirishima started rocking us both again, his grip on me tighter as if trying to hold me together. "Of course I'm going to be worried baby. I have been worried about you. I noticed you've been distancing yourself for a while now, but I didn't want to make you talk when you weren't ready. God, I'm so unmanly, not realizing that you were in so much pain all this time." He placed his hand on top of my head. "I am sooo sorry, baby."
I sniffled, shaking my head. "D-Don't be. I w-was the one who d-decided not to t-tell any of you g-guys. I-it's not your f-fault."
"But why didn't you tell us baby? You know we all would've been here for you."
I shrugged. "I-I just wanted to be s-strong for y-you guys. I d-didn't want to w-worry any of you."
"Oh, babe." He pulled back enough to look at me. "You are strong. But it's okay to lean on us, on mee. Just because you're crying, doesn't make you weak. You're mourning, and its okay to cry when you're mourning. It just shows how close you are with your dad and how much you're missing him."
"But... But it feels like my fault though," I cried.
"What do you mean?" His brows furrowed again in confusion.
"I... I was there that night. The night he passed." I wiped at the tears even though it was fruitless with how the tears continued to fall. "We were all happily celebrating my grandma's birthday. We were all laughing. And I went to sleep a bit late that night. I noticed how his was position in his bed when I got up to use the bathroom, but I didnt think any of it. My dad sits in that position sometimes, and I know that he goes to sleep way later than me. And when I woke up at 11 the next morning because of my grandma calling for me, I got up to see what she needed. You remember, that my grandma cant really move around that well anymore?" I asked him.
Kiri nodded his head, remembering that I helped my grandma when the two of us had dinner with my dad and grandma. "So when I got up and headed towards her room, I saw my dad in the same position. But figured he must've just fallen asleep... Then I went to use the bathroom after helping my grandma, and when I looked closer, I noticed how swollen his feet were. I... I knew my dad was always sick and his legs getting swollen all the time, but... I-I just didnt think I'd find him like that." I cried, covering my mouth as another sob wracked threw me. "Vomit... All over the blankets and his bierd... A blood clot hanging from his nose-"
"Shhh, its okay, baby" Kiri hushed me, rubbing my back, "If it's too much for you, you don't have to explain anymore."
After waiting for my breathing to stabilize again, I continued, "I... I just feel like if I had checked up on him before I went to bed... Maybe... Maybe the paramedics would've been able to save him..."
Kiri grabbed onto my shoulders to pull me away so as to look me dead in the eyes with a stern look. "Y/n, listen to me. It is not your fault," he said firmly. "Okay? It is not your fault. Sometimes these things happen."
"But-" I started, but he cut me off.
"No but's. Okay? I know I havent known him as long as you, but I could tell from the first time I met him that he was soo proud of you. And probably still is." His words made me cry harder, my bottom lip trembling again as I tried to pull myself together in front of this amazing man in front of me. "There's no need to beat yourself up over this," Kiri said, pressing a kiss to my forehead as I started bawling my eyes out again. Kiri started rocking us again, holding me tight as I let out all my sadness and anguish.
"Shhhh... It's okay... Everything's will be okay..." He mumbled in my ear. "Let it all out."
We stayed like that for the next hour as I let out all my suffering, the scent of his cologne, the comforting words, and the sound of the music track all lulling me to sleep, my mind and body too heavy to fight it off.
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I woke up to a dark room, the sun long gone over the horizon. I blearily blinked my eyes open, feeling my tears dried over the skin of my cheeks. All of a sudden, a warm hand slides under my shirt, rubbing a thumb on my stomach. A face was then buried into the back of my neck, a soft pair of lips kissing at the skin.
"Morning beautiful/handsome," came Kiri's sleep filled voice
"Mmnn what time is it?" I mumbled.
Kiri pulled away for a moment, turning to reach behind him for presumably his phone on my nightstand. Squinting at the glare of the phone, Kiri gave me an answer, "7 o'clock at night, so its just about dinner time." Dropping his phone back onto the nightstand, he resumed his position of spooning me, completely dwarfing my body with his giant frame. "You haven't ate lunch right?"
I shook my head. "Or breakfast. Or dinner last night. Or any meals for the past few days."
"What?" Kiri shot up, glaring down at me. "And the time before that?"
I shrugged, my brain too drained to think of a solid answer. "Couple days."
"Y/n!"
"I know, I know. I shouldn't be skipping my meals everyday. I should eat at least once a day."
"Is that why you look thinner? Cause you've been skipping your meals??!"
I shrug at him. "I was busy studying for the midterms. Besides I never went 3 days without eating something."
"That's not the point!" Kiri rubbed his hand down his face before looking at me with worry. "You shouldn't be skipping any meals or overworking yourself like this." He reached over to brush a lock of hair away. "Babe, my heart hurts at the thought of you not taking care of yourself."
I place my hand on top of his, leaning into his touch. "I know... I'm sorry. I didnt mean to worry you like this. I just... couldn't come to terms with reality so I busied myself to make me forget the pain. On the bright side I came up with this new, awesome ultimate move I've been dying to show you," I said with some excitement, trying to cheer him up.
He scowled sternly at me for a moment before sighing, shaking his head, any trace of worry and frustration gone from his face as a small smile took over his lips. "Alright fine." But then the stern look came back as he firmly told me, "But I'm not letting you skip any meals anymore, even if I have to force you to eat. And you're not doing no studying or training this weekend."
"Wait, but-" I tried to counter, stopped when the stern look in his eyes intensified.
"No if's, and's or but's. Unless its yours up in the air as I fuck you so hard you wont be able to do anything this weekend but relax."
I blushed and swallowed loudly. "Good, now wait here while I go get you a plate. Bakugou's supposed to be cooking tonight." He leaned down to plant a kiss on my lips. Then another. Then another and another before pulling away only slightly to look into my eyes with that familiar dark look in his eyes, a smirk forming on his handsome face. "Maybe I should grab you two plates. You're going to need it for fuel for tonight."
My faced burned as I realized what he meant. He chuckled darkly before standing up and walking towards the door. "I'll be back in a few. And you better be stripped down to nothing by the time I get back." Turning back towards me with a seductive look. "Don't you worry about a thing, baby girl/boy. Daddy's going to take real good care of you this weekend." Then he opened the door and stepped out, closing the door behind him.
I gulped loudly, already feeling that familiar heat down below.
It was going to a long weekend.
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hi here's me ranting about the book of boba fett
the perception of boba fett as a cool slick character thats been built up with not knowing a single thing about them has been flipped upside down- my day is ruined, my crops are dying, and boba fett is no more (not really)- i feel bc now that disneys taking their shot to flesh out this barebones of a character, they're falling incredibly short of the mass perception/hype that made boba fett so dang cool to imagine (especially with the limitations they gotta work with considering their primary audience being kids) >that said though- i feel I can respect what disney was trying to do to revive boba fett/build him up from his lowest point-
but i feel the way it was executed/directed feels just off (I blame this though on just the situation of having to revive boba fett to begin with? but that can also come down to writing/direction.Though here, I think it weighs more on direction with Robert Rodriguez at the helm tho - dont get me wrong, he's great, but it just doesnt match up- if they kicked it off with a stronger director like farveau himself or the real kickers like Filoni or Howard- i feel they'd have a stronger first 3 episodes to capture the audience >directors aside, i think the whole writing and selling of this show as the book of boba fett is entirely misleading/sets up expectations they fail to deliver on? its really just Mando season 2.5. they could've gone over boba fetts whole arc i feel in a bar episode scene and called it a day. Bc all boba really does is get in the tank>flashback>walk around>stir some shit>talk to people>gets into trouble>gets ass saved>repeat
>it just makes boba fett so laaaaammmmmme. the one saving grace of "oh shit, bobas actually pretty badass, is him pulling some detroit survival training moves on cad bane at episode 7"- if they just sprinkled that badassery around, but emphasized that "oh fuck,boba you're kinda still fucked up from the sarlac pit and should get back in the bacta tank- but that was cool as fuck tho what you did, you still got it old timer"- they couldve done the hype of his character so wellllllllll
>so episodes 1-4 can be glanced over bc its that whole cycle mentioned above. episodes 5-6 are great bc you have seasoned directors running that train. episode 7 tho? holy shit we're back on the rodriguez train and its.... just loads of blaster fire and ehhhhhhhhhh- action scenes just build upon each other and its like "oh cool, this person popped up to fight, nice? oh cool this other character too! now do something please- no? okay then- and it just goes on for so much longer than it should, i honestly think they just ran out of stuff to do/put and just fluffed it up with empty action sequences
the only real good moment there was cad bane and boba dueling it out/fennec just being a badass
thats all i got stirring in my noggin- im sure theres more tl;dr- boba fetts been neutered, a weak kick off on a series is a settup for disaster, and sometimes legendary stories should be percieved from afar to fully appreciate the magnitude of em
tbh i also blame farveau too, i cant put all the blame on rodriguez, im sure he's just doing his job- but farveau in this scenario can be equally blamed on
[5:02 PM]K NOW IM DONE
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It’s Thursday, I’ve got a long weekend - so here’s a new sweater weather chat!
@lumosinlove is the mastermind behind these hilarious characters. I just play around and pretend my life is half as exciting as these guys’ lives are.
@wxlfstxrx and @siriuslyqueer are my best bro’s and always support my crazy ideas with no hesitation. 🙏🏻
If you have prompts - let me know! 👀
Sweater weather chat #4
Dumo panics. Celeste is disappointed. Tyler’s mom is thirsty. Logan has heard too much. Leo is scolded. Kuny is hungover. Nado has been dumped. He is also the king of nicknames. Walker brags. We spend another Sunday in the bat cave. I want to live there now.
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Wednesday, 4.32 pm
Nadotheman: @talkiewalkie I’m now at a record 8200 viewers for my live workout. 💪🏻👀
Talkiewalkie: whatever. I’m still more ripped than you.
Russiangod: I read blog. I think old ladies like
Tylerthemighty: my mom asked for your number. 61 y/o divorcee. Her book club wants to come to next match. I gave them tickets 🤓🤓🤓🤓
Eliascookie: 😂 thirsty housewives
Prongstar: nado got them old ladies. Sure you could learn a thing or two!!
Nadotheman: I am epic and my sexual encounters are epic
Russiangod: 5 minutes epic? Americans are strange
Siriously: savage
Nadotheman: fuxk off Evwhiny, Not my fault you’ve struck out for three fucking months. Remmy gotta worry about that wrist of kun(t)y’s
Fruitloops: leave me out. Also @prongstar stop changing my name.
Fruitloops changed their name to remuslupin
Prongstar changed remuslupin to fruitloops
RussianGod: not three month. Ur mom here last week. Show her good time.
Timmyforrealz: 😂😂😂 fucking got you there Nado.
Nadotheman: I hate you all. And he didn’t fuck my mom he’s scared of her. Bitch
DumoDad: language. And fruit loops is cute.
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Saturday 11.27 am
Dumodad created a group.
Dumodad named the group: grabby teen boy alert.
Dumodad added: talkiewalkie, newt-leo, carbo’hara, loganTremblayzzz, nado the man, RussianGod
Dumodad: first of all. This group does not exist. You know nothing. Celeste must not know anything.
Newt-leo: dumo you alright?
Dumodad: No! drove Adele to the mall. She said she was going out with friends. When I got home Celeste says it’s a date. She is 14?!?!?! My baby is in the mall with a perverted football player called Chuck? Someone has to go to the mall. NOW. I will give you my 1954 Stanley cup game puck. I cannot leave. Celeste has me under strict supervision.
CarbO’Hara: were already at the mall. @nadotheman got dumped so we’ve gone to watch a movie.
Nadotheman: I was not dumped. I ended things. I don’t get dumped.
RussianGod: she said sex was fine. She not call back. You were dumped also she winked at me when she tied shoes. Also u want buy her stuff. She just using u. Better off no girls. Poor baby Nado.
Nado the man: traitor. I didn’t sleep with that fan you took back to the hotel in philly or tell on you. So what they’re using me? I get more action than the rest of you babies combined. (Not you Dumo, don’t think I haven’t noticed those scratch mArks)
DumoDAD: I married well. Go back to rescuing my girl from that deprived creep. A footballer. Of all the idiots in that school and she chooses a footballer. Merde.
Logantremblayzzz: NO! DONT TALT ABOUT THAT he’s like my dad 😫😫😫
RussianGod: grow up. Where u think 4 baby come from? 🍆🍆🍆
DumoDAD: go back to looking for my daughter and leave my (active) sex life out of it
Talkiewalkie: @russiangod you dog!! Roadie one nighter. I’m so proud. Also go dumo!!!!
Nado the man: she was hot. No idea how he got her. Also @talkiewalkie like you’ve ever had the balls for a one nighter
Talkiewalkie: @nadotheman back off man, you’re just a baby compared to my epic sexual history
Nadotheman: @talkiewalkie huh you didn’t even play the v-card until you were 17
Talkiewalkie: @nadotheman not true. That was my first fan. V-card was my JUNIOR prom with the head cheerleader (she was totally a senior)
Dumodad: @walkietalkie no one cares you lost your virginity in the back of a Buick. My daughter is out there with a BOY. ALONE.
Talkiewalkie: @dumodad wrong username and it was a CAMRY and she was a SENIOR
LoganTremblayzzz: were at the mall. Finn and Leo scouting food hall. I’m covering first floor. @nadotheman any luck on second floor?
RussianGod: someone having sex in the bathroom
Logantremblayzzz: @newt-leo @CarbO’Hara behave. Also don’t leave me out.
Newt-leo: she’s in the food court. Also @russiangod they’re not having sex they’re fighting
Dumodad: IS HE TOUCHITN MY NAB GIRLv
Newt-leo: stress texting? Calm down they’re just talking
Newt-leo: okay he’s got his arm around her
CarbO’Hara: abort abort she saw us
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Saturday 11.54 am
Adele: MAMA! Leo and finn and kuny are stalking me. You promised not to tell dad. Charlie is terrified and he wants to leave and he didn’t ask me to prom
Mama: sorry mon Cherie. Your dad is in big trouble. Please call me
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Saturday 12.01 pm
Carb’OHara: @russiangod just got scolded by guard for sitting without a tray and Adele is yelling at him too 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*pic of kuny sitting looking guilty while tiny Adele is shouting*
Dumodad: gentlemen. Why is my daughter calling me, crying cause you scared off her date? I don’t care what my imbecile of a husband has told you. You are all going home and you are all going to think about this. And NO DESSERT FOR ANY OF YOU. I am sorry you got dumped @nadotheman. @talkiewalkie don’t brag about losing your virginity in a car.
Saturday 2.43 pm
Logantremblayzzz: shit! Celeste is furious. Dumo is def sleeping on the couch. Oh fuck. She’s grounded him 😂 this is hilarious.
RussianGod: 😛
Logantremblayzzz: don’t have to worry about baby #5. He’s in the dog house for a month 😂😂😂
Dumodad: she wasn’t kidding. I’m banished to the couch for the foreseeable future. Don’t think you’re not in trouble, Logan. She wants to talk to you now.
RussianGod: nice knowing u Logan.
DumoDAD: 😬🙏🏻🥺😫
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Saturday 3.44 pm
Celeste: Leo, I am very disappointed.
I expected this from the others but I thought you were better.
Leo: I’m so sorry!!
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Sunday 11.34 am
Kuny: my head hurts. I need food
Nado: it’s your own fault dumbass. Chucking vodka like it’s fucking water. Not gonna feel bad for ya
Kuny: I was homesick. U not feel bad today?
Nado: nah I can handle my liquor, you sad excuse for a Russian. What if I told your fellow countrymen you’re currently whining like a baby...
Kuny: I drink better than u. No one believe that.
Kuny: need water pleas. Also want fries
Kuny: pleas i pay.
Nado: stop texting me, I’m trying to watch a movie. Also you’re disturbing my sexting go away
Kuny: who u sext? Girl from bar? Pretty one or scary one?
Nado: I’m not telling you and maybe it’s both. Also quit texting me. Can’t keep this clever dirty talk up when I have to deal with your whining.
Kuny: I can help
Nado: you’re not helping me fucking sext now go back to sleep you big baby
Kuny: stupid also don’t wank with door open
Nado: then go fucking close it you ungrateful dick. Also you know wank but sergei and I had to sit there and help you fucking answer interview questions. Your little game of pretending not to know English is sad. Also your whole “baby face Russian giant with cute accent” bit is getting old.
Kuny: my accent is cute and I know wank cause walker told Me. Am not ungrateful u are. I not tell team lots of things
Nado: oh don’t even go there.
Kuny: I thought u busy sexting
Nado: u fucking ruined it ok. Are you clothed? I’m coming in there now.
Kuny: not naked also u lie about sexitng girls. He he. now bring me food. And Diet Coke.
Nado: ungrateful fucking hungover Russian waste of space. I hate you.
Kuny: u love me. Bring more blanket for room we can make fort and see Disney. I like little green eye
Nado: ordered some French fries and shakes now. In season. So naughty. Also We’re not watching monsters inc again. You’ve got a weird obsession with that film. Moana or the Scottish one.
Kuny: rude. Ok. Just bring food and blanket.
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“You’re such an ungrateful roomie, scoot over you big lump. You’re hogging my blanket”
“No am not. U love me - DONT TOUCH MY CURLY FRIES”
“Funny you can speak English when people are stealing your food. Stop yelling. I don’t love you. I tolerate you”
“Shut up. Funny chicken, look like peanut When he drink”
“I’m telling him you said that”
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Did they build a massive blanket fort in their epic cinema/game room? You bet. Does drunk Leo look like the chicken from Moana? I think he does.
#lumosinlove#sweaterweatherchats#sweaterweather#sweaterweatheroc’s#lumosinlove ocs#bromance#sweaterwestherchatsnr4
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saw an article saying the reason no one is watching hawkeye is because of its "woke agenda" or w/e earlier today and it's been bothering me for hours because not only is that not the reason but the author was trying so hard to go with that reach that they completely missed the real, much jucier, story behind the lack of interest. like no one wanted this show except for the fans of the specific run of hawkeye the show is adapting, that being the fraction run and specifically borrowing cues and aesthetics from david aja's work in those books. the drama comes directly from that because i and many people learned and were disheartened by the fact that aja gets nothing for the direct inspiration the series and marketing took from his work specifically. it would have been fitting homage but it ended up being literal plagiarism and so many people chose to boycott it. this leaves the remainder of marvel and mcu fans to watch it but, as it was in the case of things like wandavision and loki, the only ones who really cared about and would otherwise be watching the series are the specific group of people who read whatever run is being adapted by disney+.
the reason no one is watching hawkeye is because the main demographic for that show were automatically alienated by the mistreatment of a respected artist who's work resonated with many of us so much that many people, including myself, actually wanted them to do what they did visually and take direct inspiration from that specific artist as he ended up being a fan favorite. and they did that but unfortunately they seemed to think people wouldn't notice or care when our faves get shafted by the mouse.
the other, less scandalous reason no one is watching hawkeye is probably because it's a christmas show and i couldn't have been the only one planning to watch it later in the month when the holiday was closer until i heard the news of the boycott.
like not only did they rip off one of the most influential hawkeye artists of recent memory but they also made it christmas themed and released it too soon for most people to get into it. and you know what? i was actually down for the "i'll be home for christmas" angle that allowed us to get to know his family and their dynamic better. i was ready to binge it the week before christmas to help get into the spirit and see one of my favorite books get semi adapted for screen. like this was a show made for what is ultimately a niche pocket in the expansive world of marvel fans and they chose to alienate those fans on top of releasing it weeks before a lot of people would usually be in the mood for a holiday hijinks action comedy.
the reasons no one is watching are pretty easy to pinpoint with a quick search and are very logical reasons for a show to flop and both of those reasons are far more interesting than reading a guy complaining about how clint barton feels like a secondary character (he is, it was essentially always kate's mask donning story with him as her mentor) and how supposedly no one cares about kate as if she wasn't one of the main selling points of the story they're taking heavy inspiration from to begin with.
like i dont mean to sound like a dork elitist but for fucks sake can people PLEASE read comics and be at lease SOMEWHAT aware of what's going on in the industry before bitching about forced diversity and poor characterization in media based on those books ?? like if he read the book he wouldn't have written that article because his complaints were all literally things that were in the fucking comics. i truly do believe that mcu only fans are the least valid form of superhero fan because they don't know shit and yet complain about things that were literally in the goddamn books as if they're inaccurate or ruining the series. like how can people have such wrong and boring opinions on comic related media with a such sense authority? i can't fathom it and it's been rattling around in my head all day because it's like they can't even introduce female characters that were from the comics without it being seen as forced diversity and they think complaining about that shit is more interesting and insightful than an actual discussion about, oh, i don't know, comic books and the way the people who make them get fucked by corporations like disney every goddamn time some new series drops.
i dunno man i think a much more important discussion could be had here but mcu stans don't seem smart enough to even know about it in the first place, let alone have it.
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All the problems with HSMTMTS:
I keep getting asked question on what happened in the fandom, and what is going on against all of the s*xual assault allegations against J*shua and T*m. This is going to be the post where I lay out all that I know of and inform the tumblr fandom on it because not all of you are on Twitter, and Tumblr is literally the heaven amongst fandoms. After this post, I’m DONE talking about this show and being apart of this toxic group. Along with talking about the s*xual assault allegations, I will also be addressing the issues during the BLM movement and other crap that not only the cast and crew have been a part of, but also the fandom itself. Let’s dig in.
Sidenote: I really don’t want any hate, I’m just trying to be open with you guys and inform you all. Also, I’m doing my best to remember everything, so if there is something that you want to know more on then please just message me personally cause I’m seriously SICK of discussing it publicly.
Not eveything in the fandom is due to JUST the cast and crew. This fandom is FULL of very toxic and creepy people.
A few months ago, someone (a grown women) who was overly obsessed with Olivia hacked into her grandfather’s account to turn it into a fan page to get undercover information on Olivia, as well as getting information on where Olivia lived. This grown women has also done some other seriously inappropriate things. If you want to learn more about the sketchy things that this women has done than you can go to Twitter and look it up.
There are always ship wars in fandoms, but this one takes it WAY too seriously. I’ve seen people get attack on their looks just for being a part of a ship. The ones that are heavily abusive are Rina vs Rini, Seblos vs CJ, and redlyn vs Redky. It has cause people to leave the fandom due to how bad the attacking got. On Tumblr, everyone’s pretty open about ships, but on twitter it is a literal battle field.
Disgraceful people still continue to ship the actors instead of the characters. J*livia and J*fia is what I’m going to talk more closely about. (First, josh is a grown adult and both Sofia and Olivia are minors, please unfollow me if you don’t see anything wrong with that). Sofia had to delete a few of her tik toks after one with Joshua went viral and people wouldn’t stop shipping her and him in her comments. Like one video she did, the caption was “I want a boyfriend” and people assumed they were dating and wouldn’t stop tagging him in her videos. As for Olivia, people have been shipping them since the beginning of the show. Fan accounts on all platforms have dedicated their time to this. I don’t necessarily remember if Sofia or Olivia came out saying that they were uncomfortable when they got shipped with their cast mates, but it started causing drifts between the actors because of this and Joshua wasn’t featured in any of Sofia’s videos after that and Olivia didn’t post as much as she use to with him. It goes to show that shipping actors makes things awkward and strained within their personal relationships. DONT DO THIS!
A person stating that they were friend’s with Olivia came out to expose Joshua of being a bad boyfriend after she tells everyone that Olivia and Joshua has been secretly dating during the press tour of HSMTMTS. There was clever evidence that showed they were dating and the girl came out with multiple receipts, and even went so far as to go on Instagram live to speak on the matter. But she then came out stating that it was false and she only wanted some attention. Apparently she was a j*livia stan. I can’t find anything on twitter about it anymore, since I’m pretty sure eveything was deleted. This can ruin people’s careers and I don’t know why anyone could think it’s okay. 
There are genuinely a lot of creepy adults that roam around in the HSM fandom. On twitter, there would be grown adults writing in detail how the kissing scene between Joshua and Olivia made them feel. People continue to post the gif of Nini and Ricky kissing and write out why it’s so important to them. People have taken that kissing scene and literally turned it into nasty and inappropriate sm*t on AO3 and Wattpad. Note once again that these characters are minors and it’s NEVER okay to write inappropriate stories about children. Grown adults need to be held accountable for their actions if this is how they’re acting.
Some parts of the fandom genuinely hate on both Sofia and Olivia for literally nothing. Just jealousy between their ships, and because of it, they think it’s okay to to personally attack the actresses on their looks and where they are in there careers. People continuously pin Olivia and Sofia against each other, like for example people bashing Olivia for not being as successful as Sofia, or Sofia being bashed because she doesn’t have the same singing career as Olivia. It’s once again, DISGUSTING!
This one is more about Disney and then not doing their part. Disney cut out the majority of Seblos’ scenes, which caused a lot of turmoil within the fandom and why Seblos felt unattached and awkward while they were together in all of their scenes after the dance episode. People called out Disney and said they they shouldn’t have put Seblos in if they weren’t going to go full out with it.
Onto the cast and the crew:
Kate (miss Jenn) got a lot of hate for exposing that Frankie (Carlos) and Joe(Seb) are in an actual real life relationship without asking them for their consent to tell the world. Don’t know whether they had spoken about them being in a relationship or not, but Kate didn’t speak on it after that either.
A video came out a few days ago of the cast taking cast pictures during their tour, and Mark (Mr. Mazzara) was standing beside Sofia in which it looks like his hand was rubbing Sofia’s lower back, and she seemed uncomfortable. I’m not sure if it’s a stretch or not because the video is super blurry and it’s hard to kind of see their faces, but you can clearly see his hand go behind her back. Personally for me, I didn’t notice anything too alarming, but you’d have to see for youself. I won’t be posting that and instead you can dm me personally and I’ll send you the link to the video.
A past comment of Joshua’s was exposed in which he is saying the F slur. #joshuabassettisoverparty was trending world wide on Twitter, with people wanting him off the show. He has apologized for it since then, but not many ever forgave him and it was just really his young girl audience that came to his defense, even though it wasn’t their apology to forgive. People that only stan him because he is a cute cis white male didn’t see the problem in what he had said, and kept saying that he was young and that it’s not a reason for us to hate on him, but he was only 17 when he said that, and it’s no excuse. Personally to me, his apology was super bland and he didn’t address it personally on his Twitter, but instead replied to a post saying he’d do better. Here’s what he had said:
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Here is his apology on this:
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Joshua also went on a live in which he said “boys, gals, or whatever” People accused him of being transphobic and enbyphobic. Others think that his words were being blown out of proportion. Here is that video:
I found it to be very ridiculous and rude that he doesn’t follow anybody on twitter or tik tok. On a live video, Julia said something about him not following her, and he just says that he doesn’t follow anybody and she shouldn’t take it personally. Honestly not that big of a deal, but it’s still shows pitifullness and arrogancy. Don’t know what his contract looks like with whatever agency he’s with, but maybe they’re just strict on that, but idk.
People hate on Matt (EJ) for being republican. He hasn’t done anything problematic or said anything out of offense, so for me he’s good. UPDATE: Turns out, Matt is friends with Benjamin Lawson Adams, a convicted pedophile. Here’s a brief statement in what happened:
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He worked for the Weinstein company, so no surprise there. His arrest happened in May 2016, and his license was suspended to practice Law in July of 2018. If Matt knew what was best for him, he would stop having any and all associations with this dude.
That’s all I can think of on situations not regarding the s*xual assault allegations or the BLM movement. But there’s probably so much I’m missing. I’m going to make a part 2, cause the next half is too long to post here as well. I’ll label it #exposinghsmtmts so others are able to see it.
#hsmtmts cast#high school musical the musical the series#hsmtmts#hsm the series#joshua bassett#sofia wylie#olivia rodrigo#matt cornett#julia lester#rina#rini#seblos#cj#redlyn#redky#gina porter#ricky bowen#nini salazar roberts#ashlyn caswell#ej caswell#mark st cyr#mr mazzara#exposinghsmtmts#hsmtmts fandom
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For the Ask Game: Son Goku
Give me a character and I will answer:
Why I like them: Goku is the main character in Dragon Ball Z, an anime that I have enjoyed tremendously for over 20 years. He kicks aliens really fast and hard, and he eats wolves and bugs and clouds, and he’s very cool and good.
That may sound kind of basic, maybe even borderline sarcastic, but I’m not sure how else to put it. I’ve gotten so used to liking Goku that it’s hard to articulate why.
Like, okay, you know that one episode during the Cell Games, where he’s gonna pick apples from his favorite apple tree? And he does the special karate punch that makes the apples all fall out of the branches without really hurting the tree? In the dub, he says to the tree “Ready for one more round, old timer?” Or something like that, and then after he hits it, he’s like “See? That didn’t hurt a bit.” I’m not getting the lines right, but you get the idea. That’s some choice Goku right there. He’s friends with that tree!
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Why I don’t: hE gAvE mOrO a SeNzU bEaN-- ha ha just kidding, but can you imagine not liking Goku? Because of something he did in some horseshit fancomic that doesn’t even count?
Lately, I’ve been hearing a lot of guff from people about Goku showing mercy to his enemies. This is humorous to me, because I’d bet you dollars to donuts that they’re fans of Vegeta and/or Piccolo, and that only happened because Goku decided to have mercy on their stank asses. “Well I like Vegeta because he kills people.” He only gets to do that because Goku allowed him to live. Best Green Dad doesn’t happen without Goku, period, end of sentence, new paragraph.
I’m not a lore expert like that guy on Twitter who only watched DBZ Abridged, but here’s some cool trivia for you: Cell could have self-destructed and destroyed the Earth at any time. It literally does not matter that Goku gave Cell a senzu bean before Gohan fought him, because Cell would have done the same thing no matter who beat him or how. If Gohan had wiped him out quickly, that nucleus would have survived and regenerated, and he would come back even stronger. The senzu bean just delayed the inevitable outcome, and not even by that much, because Cell wasn’t that worn out in the first place. The whole thing with the senzu bean was Goku playing headgames with Cell and no one seems to understand that but me.
But what about Moro, you ask? Hey, come here.
Closer. No, closer.
Listen to me. I love you, okay? But the Dragon Ball Super manga isn’t canon. Hating Goku over something he did in Super is like hating Superman for something he did in a Mad Magazine bit.
“Blargle blargle he doesn’t kiss his wife bad father, tournament of power--” I super mega don’t care about any of these ice cold takes. Every day I go on YouTube and it recommends me the dirt worst Star Wars commentary videos. “Maybe the SITH were actually the GOOD GUYS and the JEDI were the BAD GUYS! Huh? Did I just BLOW your MIND? Be sure to like and subscribe!” Every dope with a keyboard seems to think they can flip the script and pretend they’re some kind of genius. “Thanos was right!” “Magneto was right!” “Dr. Doom was right!” “Antifa are the real fascists when you stop and think about it!” “Masks and vaccines are bullshit, COVID-19 is a hoax, but if it were real, maybe it’s the good guy in this situation!”
I didn’t mean to go off on a rant here, but the whole point of Goku is that he’s a pretty cool guy, and the hero of his particular adventure, and you see all these people trying to outsmart that somehow, like it’s not the premise of the character. It’s like all those fan theories about how every show is really one character having a coma dream in the hospital. It’s fake-deep, like when Will Smith’s kid goes on the internet and says something like “Water isn’t wet when you stop and think about it.”
I’m not saying everyone has to like Goku, but I don’t get the hate-boner people have for him. I don’t like cole slaw, it’s soggy and insipid and I don’t understand it, but I don’t go around trying to convince people it’s not made out of cabbage.
Anyway, Goku’s awesome.
Favorite episode (scene if movie): It’s hard to choose, but DBZ #248 always fucks me up. I looked it up in my liveblog archive to get the episode number right, and the first line of that post: This one always fucks me up.
Moving on.
Favorite season/movie: In Dragon Ball terms, I guess this refers to the sagas, so I’ll go with Cell Games. Goku goes into the battle with this flawed, touch-and-go plan, and it works. He defeats perfection with imperfection, and it’s glorious.
Favorite line: “What I represent can never be destroyed,” is one of the most metal lines ever uttered, anywhere. It’s a threat and a moral lesson all in one.
Favorite outfit: Two answers for this one.
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Shu’s outfit in the Fortuneteller Baba Saga was awesome. I used to wear yellow T-shirts to work, so when I put on my blue labcoat I would see myself in the restroom mirror and think: yeaaaaahhhhhh.
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I’m also big into Goku’s look during the Cell Games, classic orange outfit, blue shirt, with the Super Saiyan form ready to go. That may sound obvious, since this is kind of Goku’s default look, but it takes a while to get all of this together. For me, it was a big deal to see Goku in action as a Super Saiyan in his standard fighting gear, because the whole time he was SSJ on Namek his shirt was ruined. Against Gero and 19 he was sick, but starting with the Cell Games, we get him fresh as a daisy, and it’s worth the wait. Harder to stealth cosplay, though.
OTP: Gochi. Come on. I don’t even care that much about ships, but they’re adorable on the show, and the internet backlash against Gochi only intensifies my defiance.
Brotp: I wrote a fanfic with Goku and Yamcha just joyriding in the desert, and that seemed pretty awesome, so maybe we need more of that.
I dunno, maybe I’m giving this to Bulma. They don’t get a ton of screen time together after a certain point in the show, but the bond between them is this really sublime thing. In the same fanfic, I wrote Bulma and Goku interacting, and that was just a pleasure to write.
Head Canon: I think Goku being an alien orphan matters more to him than he lets on. Early on, he knew he had parents but he didn’t know why they left him in the woods. Pretty much every interaction he has with the outside world is about him being different. Then he finds out he’s a Saiyan and all the Saiyans hate him for being weak and sentimental and so on. He can kick all their asses, but that doesn’t make him any less of an outcast.
I think becoming a Super Saiyan is a bigger deal to him than he lets on. That moment kind of serves as this unspoken proof that there’s more to being a “true” Saiyan than Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz ever knew. That maybe, if his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great granny could see him, she might approve.
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Unpopular opinion:
Yukio Ebisawa is underrated.
A wish: I always wanted to see Goku style on Broly ‘93. It seemed unfair to me that they kept bringing Broly back, and even teased a rematch with Goku in Movie 11, only to not deliver on it. I wanted Goku to turn Super Saiyan 2 and Broly’d be all “oh noes!” and Goku would look at him and be all “Yeah. What now, bitch? That green shit won’t cut it anymore.”
An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: I think my darkest fear about the Dragon Ball franchise is that it’ll get bastardized like Superman, where some giant multimedia corporation owns it, has no idea how to tell new stories with it, and refuses to let it lapse into the public domain. I have no idea how public domain works in Japan, but “Disney Toei’s Dragon Ball KH” doesn’t sit well with me. Hopefully I’ll be dead by the time that happens.
Like, Rise of Skywalker wasn’t that bad. But it did lead me to worry that they really have no idea how to make Star Wars work. They got it right enough, but the part where Rose is going to stay and guard the base or whatever, it just made me realize they’re only guessing, and they just happen to guess right often enough to succeed. And it’s not like you can jump over to some other studio and see how they handle a Star Wars movie.
5 words to best describe them: Ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
My nickname for them: Geeko. Ha ha, just kidding.
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Healthy Distractions: A Ramble by me, an overexcited fanfic writer
nice title eh? alright here we go
opening up with VIRGIL EMO-TOUGH-BOY SANDERS IN A SKELETON ONESIE. POETIC CINEMA AND I HAD TO PAUSE TO STARE AT HIM AND MAKE SURE IT WAS ACTUALLY VIRGIL AND ACTUALLY THE START OF THE ACTUAL VIDEO
ALSO THEY HAVE MOVIE NIGHTS!!!! THEY HANG OUT OUTSIDE OF VIDEOS!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Roman’s little “Oh, wait is that mean? I didn’t mean to- uh, I agree with your new point, Virgil!” he’s trying so hard! i love him
also? Roman’s onesie! Virgil and Roman have onesies!
Patton being super excited that Roman’s movie won even though he literally said he didn’t vote for Frozen? we stan a supportive family
“I don’t wear those anymore, they’re childish.” “nO oNeSiE nO vOte”
Virgil’s faces are so good
“Thomas is in a bad place!” [cue Virgil looking contemplative] no virge hon it’s not your fault buddy it’s okay
I’ll be honest, I didn’t listen to a single psychological explanation Logan gave the first time I watched the video because I was too excited that there was a new video
But!!!!!! Logan’s explanations are really cool and help mitigate the whole “if you’re not being productive 24/7 you’re doing bad” mentality!!! distractions are okay sometimes!!!
is....Roman wearing his whole prince outfit under the onesie?
Patton’s wearing his outfit too
Guys that’s not how onesies work
Please you’ll overheat
I’d like to put in that Roman is genuinely me watching movies. If I’ve seen a movie more than once, I mock the stupid characters actions and make fun of it because it feels awful to sit still and silent during something so fun. Roman ur valid and also ily
Logan’s faces are also so good
Also Patton is baby!!!
“I also love you Olaf!”
“The heart is not so easily changed.” || L: No it isn’t. | P: Hm?
^^ hey Thomas uh mood and also kinda ow
Oh my god the connections between the movie and the Sides was amazing
“JOAN!!”
Remus..............please put on some clothes........please
Also, as much as I love angst, I do adore that Remus just pops in and makes comments and no one actually cares
Virgil progressively getting more panicky throughout the episode about whether or not he ruined the night.........................................that shiz hurteded
“Did I screw everything up?” “No I threw your vote out so you couldn’t do that” Roman sweetie no
“Are we making the right decision?” “Alright, I see what you’re saying. Frozen is one of the newer Disney movies...but this was an instant classic-!” yknow Ro’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit
oh jeez Virgil and Patton actually arguing??? inch resting.........
“I’m genuinely asking, do you want me to- I can count them out,”
“No, no-”
“Seven thousand thirty-
“No, no, nononono.”
“-you’re just so literal, I don’t,,,,”
(((hey i love Virgil okay goodnight)))
Imma be honest, I feel like we got as much Virgil characterization in this lil Aside as we’ve gotten in the other episodes combined. His character just shines through and i love it
When Logan says “Patton is right,” and Patton gives the sheepish glance like he was upset about arguing with Virge in the first place but was glad to be backed up, did you hear my heart crumbling to pieces?
Remus laughing at “Why have a ballroom with no balls?”
That’s it that’s all I had to say about that
ROMAN MAKING HARDCORE FUN OF HANS WITH THE FACE AND THE DUDEBRO VOICE KJASKJLDKFJDLGKJHLK
Patton made the sad face and Logan was immediately concerned im akjfsdkgjdlkhjhkljdskljgkldfjgsdlkffkjfdlhj-
Logan and Roman agreeing about the tiny plot holes in the movie gave me life
Patton dancing to Let It Go!!! I felt that!!!!
Also all of them lounging around the living room....... domestic.....familial............excellent
Logan!!! Taking the bridge metaphor literally!!! He was so concerned!!! “What about a bridge?” but there IS no bridge!!!!!!!! absolutely gold
REMUS NO DONT TALK ABOUT THE REINDEER
“Look, [making fun] is how I show my love.”
i know everyone has already commented on that line, but beyond logince or prinxiety or whatnot, that validates so much of Roman’s character. All the times he makes comments about the others and then immediately backtracks when the others tell him it’s rude? His continuing to joke about or poke fun at Logan and Virgil even after they’d resolved their issues? Even the line at the beginning when he doesn’t realize he’s being mean to V? He doesn’t have malicious intent. He’s not trying to be mean. Honestly I’d make a guess and say growing up with a brother, and Remus at that, is a big reason for that kind of affection; anyone with siblings knows that joking is a big “hey im fond enough of you to know that making fun of u is innocently funny and also ily” move.
(I love him and I love that line because it was clearly deliberate and explains a lot)
((also prinXIETY YEET-)
Also this episode shows how smart Roman is!!!! He points out so many things in the movie and makes them better with suggestions!! The “Olaf’s almost melting for Anna should have counted” thing was so astute!! He’s a smart boi just in a different way and i for one am proud of him
V: I bet he’s talking about you right now
T: ╭( ☉ʖ̫☉ )╮
Roman and Logan immediately saying what was essentially “if Thomas’ friends believe a lie so easily then they’re bad friends” when Virgil freaked out about it was amazing, they’re right, they’re tag teaming social anxiety and i applaud them
hey also this face:
mood
Virgil’s spiral was very well represented in the video!!! the talking fast and getting more intense was............oof
the grounding technique!!!! Logan you beautiful bean you’re so wonderful
Also Logan not taking Virgil’s existential dread answers as actual answers was good, very good, redirection, did I mention Logan is wonderful?
“Just your cool teacher bein his cool self.” He’s never gonna let that go and he SHOULDN’T, he deserves his new title of Coolness
“He’s alright by me. Things will be alright between us, because we’re still friends - at least as far as I’m concerned.” CAN YOU HEAR ME CRYING
Roman and Patton were so proud!!! (Roman’s smile especially was so cute omg)
Logan’s list of Elsa’s powers and Patton just nodding along was amazing thank you for my life
“It’s to bad we didn’t go to that party. What if your soulmate was there, and now you’ll never get a chance to meet them.”
“OH SH!T! OH SH!T-”
RKDJFSKGJKDJAKSJF ROMAN USING DECEIT’S HAT
DECEIT COMING BACK TO GET HIS HAT
VIRGIL HISSING AT HIM
AND ROMAN’S FACE (HE LOOKED SO ANNOYED ASKLJSDKJLDG)
Logan and Roman subtly agreeing with each other the whole episode was so cute
Again with Roman being smart!!! He’s so good at storytelling!! That alternate plot for Frozen was so good!!!!!!!!! I’m so proud!!!
Also Virgil’s “Oh hell yeah” to Roman’s story was adorable and awesome and I’m running out of adjectives but hnghgnhhnnn g o o d
Thomas writes Frozen fanfiction and Virgil and Patton helped suggest things and Logan looked so proud and my tears are endless and filled with joy
finally......Logan x Unicorn Onesie. that is all goodnight
#EXCELLENT EPISODE#prinxiety#logince#sanders sides#ts spoilers#roman sanders#logan sanders#virgil sanders#patton sanders#remus sanders#janus sanders
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Hunger Games Characters I picture in Disney Characters.
Katniss I Put her with Merida ( Brave) Belle ( BATB) Meg ( Hurcules) Elsa (Frozen).
Why Merida. Well shes good with the bow and arrow ( I actually haven’t seen Brave fully so I don’t know much about her).
Belle. Both are strong willed women Willing to do anything for family. Both have no choice but to stay where they are “captured” both are like if I have a will to live through this I’m not gonna go down without a fight. Both have 2 men after their hearts, Both know how to survive on their own if needed. She learned to fall in love with a beast.
Meg. This is more the love side for Katniss. The Song I wont say I’m in love is basically Katniss’s theme song. Like she wont admit it she loves Peeta but girl we all know..
Elsa. In a way Katniss did shut out Prim to protect her. She didn’t want to hurt her sister strong willed to protect her sister at all cost. Plus I know Cinna is to credit for this but her mockingjay outfit *Chefs kiss* plus they wear their hair the same.
Peeta. Hercules Kristoff ( Frozen) Kovu ( Lion King 2) The Beast (BATB)
Hercules he’s strong. But he literally gave up everything for love. Which is so Peeta.
Kristoff. Okay this one both have such a charm that attracts everyone. Tho both have obessions and flaws So they are a bit of fixer uppers. But both are somewhat accpecting to the fact I will wait until you make your choice. Both have kind and sweet hearts. Both are kultzy but pull it off like a champ. ( And Katniss didn’t fall in love with a man she just met. They knew each other since the age of 5) But Never truely met until the games.
Kovu. Hes the sexiest damn thing. In Disney characters I freaking swear He has a way with his words. Charming. Loyal tho. He is willing to go against his families ( whos kinda a bunch of ya know bad guys) for Love and whats right. So Peeta.
The Beast. This is Peeta in Hijacked Form ( Some parts). Besides the totally Hitting on Belle part. We all know deep down the love he had for Katniss never left. He never stopped loving her. Not based on how good she looked but who she is. Plus A Kiss broke the spell. Also he had a bit of charm in his hijacking but so much anger and Katniss was the only one who could truely break him outta it. Also I was hoping that He would of said so you came to look at the beast have you.
Finnick King Triton ( Little Mermaid) Maui ( Moana) Flynn Rider ( Tangled) Aladdin.
Kin g Triton. Well for that Trident comes in handy. ( The king is kinda a jerk why are most fathers in disney movies total jerks I’ll never know) But I hope that Finnicks son at least knows what a fork is compaired to a freaking trident ( and doesn’t use it as a hair brush) man that was stupid. Both are basically the big shot of where they live. Both love water live near or in water... ( What they hell do they eat under the sea ?)
Maui. Okay Finnick is a bit of a show off a little. Not his fault hes so damn good looking. Both have that sarcasm that makes you laugh but your like oh my god please stop. Both have there if Finnick had a song It would be your welcome. But still so much we never know about them both.
Flynn Rider. Okay well both just have the certain personality that is strangely Alike. Both know how to fight if needed. Both are like well the ladies are okay but not intrested until they find the one.. Both have their charm. ( Plus I love Flynn rider).
Aladdin. We know that Finnick has a huge part of him he never opened up. Before when he spilled what the real price to winning is. That was not everything. There is a part that Beetee said If you knew Finnick it’s amazing he’s still with us at all. So hes been though it.
Johanna Bo Peep ( Toy Story 4) Mulan and Mulans Grand mother ( Mulan) Tiana (Princess and the Frog)
Bo Peep. From the first toy story to the 4th one Bo peep has changed a lot. ( Kinda like Johanna from after her games to who we met in Catching fire) Tho a lot of them is still there that hasn’t changed. But their will to fight. and that they dont take BS as an answer. That they both may look weak but inside them so much more then that. ( I was shocked to see Bo Peep kinda like Johanna in toy story 4). Not scared of a little fight and blood. Frankly I’d be worried that they both would try to kill someone in their sleep.
Mulan. I love in movies where the weakest person goes to the strongest like that. Totally Johanna. And they are the girl worth fighting for I see more of her in Johanna then Katniss because Johanna went from faking being weak to deadly like that. Where as katniss she didn’t hide it at all really. Plus if this wasn’t a disney movie i would of love to say what Mulan would of said when they found out shes a girl really. But both are bad ass females. Who really had no choice to go into this ( Mulan had to save her father Johanna got picked to be in the games)
Mulans Grandmother ( I didn’t realize I did this) But I Johanna’s humor she says what she wants and no damage. They don’t ruin the moment they make the moment 100 times better.
Tiana. She was totally fine not finding love ( But its disney she did) I really like her will to not give up no matter how many changes are thrown at you. and tolerting her best friend but I freaking love Charlotte She is the one who knows what to say in a moment where no one else would understand basically the girl talk that Katniss hates but we all have it in us.
Prim Repunzel ( Tangled) Baymax ( Big Hero 6) Anna ( Frozen)
Lets Ignore the fact that I brought up 2 of these lovers before to other characters
Repunzel The healing part Prim has it is in her born with it. and she has a nack of many talents. And In a way is locked up in District 12 ( But Protected by her sister)
Baymax He is the cutest thing out there. Caring knowing when you need a hand ( Like katniss) a healer ( I might of went out to look for the healer of disney). Not much of a fighter ( But I swear if you did what Hiro did if you did that to prim oh my god the fight in her but the healing will always be apart of her)
Anna. Okay I basically but Anna here because she is Elsa’s sister. Simlar hair styles but.. Both are willing to do anything for each other. Prim had a knack to see if the fence was on to see if Katniss was gonna be late coming back from hunting. Both are gental who wont hurt a fly (Unless your almost husband is a total jerk)
Effie Charlotte ( Princess and the Frog) Dory (Finding Nemo ) Yzma ( The emperors New Groove)
Charlotte. Oh my god If this isn’t effie I have no clue what is. She does stuff to get a better district. But then Truely cares about her district 12 tributes 74th Games. She would almost do anything in her power to make them on time and for her victors.
Dory Okay Effie is a bit clueless in her own little world. Telling them about the pearls lol and whitty. Effie doesn’t have short term memory loss she has I’ve been living in the capitol and this is what I know.
Yzma This is the effie we dont wanna see Frankly I am happy we didn’t see this side of her. It’s the one who gets really pissed off I’m sure it would be something else tho to see.
Cinna. Fairy God mother (Cinderella) Genie ( Aladdin) Nick ( Zootopia)
Fairy God mother. Cinnas out fits are like bibbidi bobbidi boo I make an awesome outfit for you. Also He takes good care of Katniss.( Like sent from up above) On her side beyond his end. A bit of a rebel but over all a really good guy
Genie. Cinna is like the Genie without 3 wishes. But he is there and supports Katniss fully. And just helps her out when se needs it. and Is a friend in Katniss. Basically the one she trusts first and fully,
Nick Okay this is an odd one But he rebeled from his bad guy character to help Judy ( Police officer) with a crime. Cinna helped out katniss and pretty much a rebel to go beyond to help her. To show shes the symbol of this war... To show that she should go a head fight for it all its worth. Plus I got your back making your costumes not only good looking but you wont have to worry about death yet your costumes prevent that.
Haymitch. Mushu ( Mulan) Lumiere ( BATB) Crush (Finding Nemo)
Mushu He is that reality check that Katniss and Peeta needed but also will do almost anything to protect them ( Even lying for there own good) But also oh my lordy funny.
Lumiere. It’s his carefree side where Katniss shot an apple at the gamemakers and just like oh well. That happened... Plus not playing by the capitol rules and He is just like a good mentor to Katniss and Peeta hell the best. He really wants them to try to win this thing.
Crush. Okay that turtle was the most stoned turtle I’ve met. To this day. And as for Disney Characters this might not be the most drunk but It’s one i can Find.
Gale Robin Hood Hans ( Frozen) Gaston ( BATB)
Robin hood Umm he shoots I think he hunts thats about it
Hans Not only did he confuse Anna for a love But we see his true colours too. I mean they were not even friends first but still. Like so Gale.
Gaston. He’s a hunter after his girl Katniss ( But shes already taken) Really wanted her once she was gone also is strangly after Katniss and only katniss ( when shes around) when he has plenty of takers.
Okay I realized this is very long. So these are the last picture.
Snow. Evil Witch ( Snow white) Scar ( Lion King)
Evil both are totally okay with murder and poison. At least she only poisoned Snow white enough to put her in a coma.
Scar. If you read the newest Hunger Games book ya know. What snow did to a certain someone... And like wont take the blame but he will tho at the same time
Coin Maleficent (Sleeping Beauty) Mother Gothal ( Tangled)
Maleficent I am deeply scared of her just saying and Coin as well
Mother Gothal. Totally Coin. They both dont want there golden Flower to leave protection if it was really up to Coin she would never let Katniss go. But she had little control over her Frankly Katniss never trusted her at all. But like Mother Gothal we all knew she was bad going in but Coin first time Reading I said I bet you will be bad lol.
Annie Hei hei (Moana) Jane ( Tarzan)
Hei Hei ( Sorry Annie ) But kinda crazy. Kinda out of it...
Jane I have no idea why but I see this crazy girl from 4 Jane. Just going a bit crazy at everything like Jane
Wiress Clogsworth ( BATB) Okay simple very smart but Kinda out there and has a thing for clocks
Mags (Grandma from Moana) A little crazy but alright. I mean better then alright down right awesome.
Beetee Wall’e I have actually never seen this movie but I am like hell robot Beetee.
Careers Bruce and the other sharks (Finding Nemo) Scary yet the biggest idiots on the planet. Sure they get the best of best as districts go but damn who doesn’t know how to climb a tree or knowlage to idk chop it down burn it down..
The Claw
Not Sure who this is ( Monters inc) I just thought Plutarch at Katniss’s propo attemps lol.
Caesar Flickerman Kuzco ( Emperors new groove) If this isn’t him I have no idea what is. Total Kuzco vibes the but also somewhat caring but most of the interviews is how he does. Its beauty and its grace its Caesers face. But He does try to help out to the best of his ability.
Boggs Mattias. Frozen 2 Basically he actually cares for Katniss doesn’t want to see harm done to her. A rebel against his leader. ( I think he would of honestly be proud of Katniss for Killing Coin). But Only hopes for the best.
Cato Prince Eric ( Little mermaid) No offence but holy crap hes an idiot lol ( Eric I mean). Cato is smart but clueless. If he beileved that 2 could win. ( I honestly have no idea why I chose him for Cato)
Katniss’s Mother ( Iduna) Frozen ( Anna and Elsas mother). Yeah Mrs Everdeen did leave her daughters to fend for themselfs but bits of her came back to life every day. and if she had a choice she would of died with her husband but she is the strongest damn person because she could of died if she wanted to but she stayed for her daughters sakes. I would like to think Iduna would of done the same if she had that chance.
Game Makers (More monster inc dudes_ This is their faces when Katniss blew up the arena)
Madge Moana. Okay I will admit stange but Madge is pretty bad ass like Moana tho she doesn’t leave she is very family is everything quiet. But not a sas for a village leaders daughter Moana isn’t bad at all. I could see her being the Madge we don’t get to see.
#thg#disney#beauty and the beast#moana#mulan#disney princess#frozen#hunger games#catching fire#mockingjay#aladdin#too many to do#katniss#katniss everdeen#Peeta Mellark#Peeta#hunger games disney#everlark#finnick#finnick odair#johanna mason#johanna#frozen 2
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What exactly didn't you like with Asriel's arc in the first season?
Well, it’s not exactly I didn’t enjoy his arc per se, because his arc season is the book arc, literally word by word almost; it’s more how he was written, which really weirded me out because I really enjoyed him on the first episode. I was dying to see him again, and I knew it was likely gonna happen on episode seven, so I waited impatiently lmao And then they wrote him in the cheesiest possible way someone could have possibly done.
To say they broke my expectations into atoms is an understatement lmao When he hugs Lyra and says all those words in a very dramatic way, I think it’s fine; it was too theatre-y, you know? I felt like watching a play, too much emphasis, too tragedy-like in my opinion. I don’t know to explain it, but it wasn’t that out of character because this Asriel is more emotional, so I thought it was cheesy, but fine.
But when he looks at Roger, I think that was a violent aggression against his character. That wasn’t Asriel at all, at least not how I see him, and it made me cringe hard, like, I spent hours yelling at Sami about it, it legit almost ruined the whole experience for me lmao I got so mad at that - it’s such a stupid thing to be mad about - yet I almost didn’t watch episode 8 because it made me upset lol The way he talks to Roger, it’s too disney villain, it feels off, uncharacteristic of him; “I’m very pleased you came” that’s bullshit. The way he says it, the whole dialogue is clunky and cringey. Roger is nothing to him, but a means to an end. And it’s implied he lies to Roger to get him to follow him, but I don’t think that’s something he would do. He doesn’t need to lie because he’s a commanding man, everything he says it’s an order, a demand, so he’d simply command Roger to follow and he would, he’s a scared kid, submissive.
I also would like to state that this my view of Asriel, so if you don’t agree with this is fine; personally I just felt like Asriel shifted too much as a character, but overall I liked him, save for these instances. I also dont like that they didn’t have him look at Lyra during the death scene, I think that’s important for them both, but that’s a very minor thing and definitely not something I consider too much.
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OH FUCK U GUYS SHOULD I BUY ALL THE KINDGOM HEARTS IN A ONCENESS???
Holy jesus i knew they did hd ps4 ports of the playstation games but they ALSO added all the final mix content that engkishspeaking fans never got during my childhood? And they ALSO remade chain of memories entireky in 3d with Very Animated Ice Dad?? And they ALSO remade BBS despite it not needing it nearly as much as the old games and thet ALSO remade friggin dream drop distance which came out on a goddamn current gen console?? Like they seriously just made a non portable version?? Now all the spinoffs are on the same console at last?? Why did you not just do this in the first place?? I mean the psp and 3ds games were basically ps2 equivelant graphics and disc space anyway...
Oh and fuckin ALLLLSOOOOO
Also the final mixes of all of those! Also a movie version of the plot of khux! And also Coded and Days, which is a really big shame cos Coded is indeed sparse enough on content to deserve it but Days was my FAVOURITE GAME and it sucks its the only one that didnt get remade! I mean its in the same spinoff category as bbs and com, its not a cheapo mess like coded. Nothing else in the series deserves to be shoved in the Coded bin, even khux at least has better plot even if the backtracking and lootbox shit makes it harder to get to it...
Anyway ALSO a random new sidestory with Aqua going thru like one dungeon or somethin?? I dunno?? Its like a glorified tech demo for kh3, its just 'hey fuckin look what we can do visually on a proper ps4 game' and wow how have i never fuckin heard of this it looks so pretty!! I mean i dont know if its even more than 5 hours or somethin but.. Pretty!! And apparantly you get unlockable costumes for her or somethin? I hope they keep that feature in kh3! Itd rock if it wasnt just the main character too, and we could dress up riku and kairi and goofy and donald and roxas and axel and every the friends :3 new secret to how they defeat xehanort: slap a bow on his damn head
ALSO ALSO
All of this is available in one big bundle pack for £90 which ALSO contains literally kh3. THIS IS HOW THEYRE HANDLING PREORDERS?? THATS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO HANDLE PREORDERS!! Get a discounted price on this new game but while youre waiting for it you get to enjoy an (also discounted) giant fuckin 300 hours memory lane compilation of every damn thing from the last 15 years in one beautiful updated package. Holy fuck its like they made this for ME SPECIFICALLY!this is the perfect way to get people back into the franchise who dropped off in The Great KH3 Wait cos they couldnt afford all the damn million portables needed to gather that Dank Lore. God fuckin hell it cost more than the price of this bundle just to play any one of those games individually on some stupid retro machine i bought exclusively for that one damn game. THAT PSP STILL ROTS IN MY KITCHEN CUPBOARD YO
So
So so so so so
Guys
Please give me permission to buy this
Or like please convince me not to waste my money if you think i'd waste my money??
I really just DONT KNOW! ive been out of the fandom for so long and my last experience was really hatting BBS and feeling horribly out of place as everyone else raved about it being the best thing ever. And i know NOTHING about what kh3 is gonna be or whether its even possible for me to get back into the fandom and like.. Care about it at all again. I just got fuckin fatigued with it and my teenage years were like me clinging on to the edge of a cliff by my fingernails begging everyone to believe me that Its Still Good, Honestly, Its Worth It while square enix is up there all LONG LIVE THE KING and they push me off. Into a stampede of PSPs. Somehow.
And then aaargh i know i literally only came back to the fandom because organization xiii fuckin eternally holds my heart in their lil grabby hands. It was indeed a good nostalgic moment remembering how i loved them! And getting a new appreciation for Vexen and being blown away by how much he should have been my favourite but i just never got to play COM as a kid and then when i played it as an adult all the way after bbs i ended up quitting before even getting to meet half the org cos this one stupid 'defeat 99 shadows jn 99 seconds' mission kicked my ass. I'M JUST NOT GOOD AT ACTION RPGS OKAY!
Aaaagh thats another Big Worry, yknow? Like asa kid i was Bad, as an adult i'm Barely Better , and as a both i never enjoyed beat em up thingies of any kind at all. And on top of that i was never big into disney, i never saw them as any sort of 'childhood magic' but just some naff cliche shit retelling public domain fairy tales in the safest way possible with a bunch of obnoxious celebrity cameos. Also lion king and snow white terrified me as a kid. Also i associated robin hood with my dead grandma. Also as a kid i couldnt appreciate good artistic ability or voiceacting, i was all about the story, yknow? And most of kh's adaptations are really rushed and barebones versions of an already shoddy story, without any of the visual splendor. ALSO i never saw any of the darker or more emotionally focused stuff like Hunchback and Beauty and the Beast until way after i quit playing kingdom hearts, oddly enough. Wtf beauty and thebeast is actually real good and looks so far beyond its time!! Wtf hunchback has my goddamn evil dad in it!! Why did i miss the only good didneys!! Why did snow white traumatize me and those didnt!!
ANYWAY the point im getting at is that im not inherantly predisposed to like.. Any of kingdom hearts's appeal at all. I didnt know half the disneys and i didnt have any hype for the others. None of my fave final fantasy games made it into it until the sequel and then never again after that. CMON I CANT JUST DEAL WITH ONE VIVI CAMEO Y'ALL! And i haaaate the genre and its an uphill struggle to play a game like that with my stupid inelegant sausage hands. So i just came for the story and then everything after the first game has been conspiring to ruin it for me, sheesh! I felt so much for that short concise self contained first episode and then i fall more and more out of love as they establish this status quo of everything being retconnable so dont bother get attatched to it. Blablabla the entire worldbuilding is different now and everyone was secretly someone else and please memorize a bunch of shit from fifty fuckin spinoffs and also time travel and cloning suddenly exist and ALSO Grandpa Onlyblackmanintheworld is generic motiveless evil and everything was him even of it looked like it was actually a sympathetic villain. *insert dio meme face*
So yeah now im just.. In it for the characters?? And the cute art style and monsters and lovely animations and big fanfic oc potentials stuff. But man even tho i had Big Feel for those things i was able to completely drop it all and forget about the series for years, that was just HOW BAD the kh3 drought was. Steven universe hiatus eat your heart out...
So ffff i dont even KNOW if i'll be able to get feels'd for these characters again or if they actually hold up to modern bunni standards of huggable. And i know all the ones i want to hug the most got like zero sympathy and all died horribly and were also retroactively revealed to be clone oldmanvirus somethingy and aaaaaagh. But also something something people say they all came back and got cured?? And this is why?? I am here?? Again?? And buying?? The thing??
Like man fuck i am already building it up so much in my head aaaa what if i dont actually love axel as much as i used to love axel and i dont love Grumply Science as much as i always love That Character Archetype seriously MAN how was he like THE ONLY ONE I DIDNT GET TO SEE AS A KID
Aaauuuuaggh gahhh like maybe this will reignite my passion for the series or maybe i'll just be all critical and dumb and waste all my moneys
Guys... What do??
#tho i mean i did see the five seconds of vexen u get in days and i know generally what he's like from wikis and fanart#i just mean that i dont know how he really is in his actual starring game and whether any of the sympathetic dadness is canon#plz do#i wanna cry for dad#i mean u made me suddenly cry for saix and ship him with axel as soon as all that stuff was revealed in bbs#i also never finished bbs so i dont know how much we got to learn about apprentice era vexen and baby zexion#like is it actually canon that vexen was his fathee figure? do you actyally see them being cute?#or are people just theorizing?#its so hard to know whats theories in this fandom cos when u waited for a sequel for almost a decade there are a lot of theories lol
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Death Points
Characters - Dean X Reader, Sam. Word Count - 1300 A/N - Written for @imaginesforthose-wholovefandoms ‘ Halloween movie night challenge, I got the film Scream.
The bunker was quiet for a Saturday. Sam was off doing something on his own, you really weren’t listening to whatever he’d said he was doing, you were half asleep when he’d spoke.
You were bored, it was 2 pm and you’d been in your room all day. Padding down the halls you went in search of Dean, even annoying him would provide some amusement. As you reached the kitchen you watched him grab a beer from the fridge.
“You want one?” He asked without even turning to face you.
“Yes please.” You smiled as you rested against the door frame. “Do you want to watch a film?”
“Yeah sure, your room or mine?”
“Well, my laptop is already on so…”
“Yours then, I’ll bring the beers,” Dean announced as you turned and walked back to your room.
“Dean, we’re not going out today are we?” You shouted down the hall.
“No why?” He yelled back.
“I’m getting changed.” You spoke as you sifted through your drawers. You grabbed some PJs and walked to the bathroom to avoid Dean walking in on you changing.
Returning to your room Dean was already sat on your bed a bottle of whiskey and two glasses on the bedside table, legs crossed at his ankles as he sipped on his beer. His eyes followed you as you walked around your bed.
The way his eyes roamed your body made you blush, you and Dean were never a thing, could never be a thing you were best friends nothing more, he’d never like you in that way.
“Something I can help with Winchester?”
“You look cute.”
“What?”
“You look nice.” A blush crept to his cheeks as he looked at you.
Glancing into the mirror you had on a new pair of burgundy pyjama shorts which had a white trim, your shirt was a simple grey v neck and your hair was up in a messy bun.
“You’re kidding right?”
“No, but shut up and get in here so we can watch something.”
“Let’s watch a scary film.”
“Y/N, our life is a scary film.” Dean raised his brow at you as he pulled the covers open for you to get in. Crawling under the covers you reached for your laptop.
“What are we watching?”
“Scream.” You looked up at him and caught the end of an eye roll. “What? It’s nearly Halloween.”
“It’s fine I haven’t seen it in a while anyway.” Dean sat back as you set the laptop and the end of the bed. Grabbing your beer you settled against Dean and rested your head on his shoulder as his arm slipped around you.
The beers were long gone, your legs were now across Dean’s and his arms wrapped around you, your head resting on his chest.
“These people are idiots,” Dean observed as he shifted his arms around you.
“And how would you deal with this if you lived in a real house and you weren’t a hunter?”
“I’d lock the doors for one.”
“Sure but if the killer was already in, then what?”
“Run to the kitchen grab all the knives, if you have more than one you could throw one at them.”
“True but what if you missed and then they’d have more?”
“Eh, I’d deal with it, you?”
“Same, lock doors, grab a few knives, any form of bat or maybe a rolling pin, mobile and phone.”
“I think we’d be okay then.”
“Yup.” You smiled up at Dean as you hugged his waist.
“Also if you have sex you’d die so that’d be off the cards,” Dean spoke up.
“Sucks to be you.”
“Excuse me?”
“Out of the two of us if we weren’t hunters you’d reach more horror movie death points.”
“You think?”
“Oh yeah.” You nodded as you paused the laptop with your foot, Dean handing you a glass of whiskey as he held another.
“Let’s make it a game.”
“How?”
“Let’s play who’s more likely to in horror movies, we’ve had in scream not lock the doors, talk to a creepy stranger on the phone, have sex and get drunk.”
“Dean I think we’re pretty even on those.”
“Suppose.” He shrugged as his hands released you slightly.
You and Dean spent another hour or so watching the rest of scream both playing the game and coming up with your own situations, your glass discarded on the side. Your grip on Dean tightened as your head snuggled further into his chest. You felt yourself falling asleep in his arms, your laptop ignored at the foot of the bed.
Blinking as you looked up your chin rested on Dean’s shoulder, shutting your eyes again you noticed Dean had been watching you.
Opening your eyes again you watched as his beautiful green eyes looked down at you, his lips forming a smile as he rested his head further into the pillows.
“Hi.” You whispered.
“Hey.”
“How long have I been asleep for?”
“About 20 minutes.”
“Why didn’t you wake me?”
“Didn’t want to.”
“Dean.” You whispered as your hand reached up and rested on the back of his neck.
“Yeah?”
“You’ve been watching me sleep for 20 minutes?”
“Maybe.” As the words left his mouth your lips were on his, pressing a featherlight kiss to his lips, pulling away you looked at him, his whole body moved towards you as he searched for you.
“Y/N…” He whispered this time his lips found yours as his arms held you to his chest, your hands grabbing his hair as you pulled him closer to you.
You couldn’t help the laugh that escaped you as you kissed Dean.
“What? You know laughing during our first kiss is a real deal breaker.”
“No Dean, I …” You grinned as you kissed him again.
“What?” He questioned as he pulled away from you.
“I’m just happy.” You grinned up at him. “I’m happy we’re okay, because I’ve loved you for so long.”
“I like you too, I have forever, today I just… realised I’m in love with you.”
“I’m glad we’re okay.” You punctuated with a kiss. “Do you want to watch another horror film?” You questioned as you looked for your laptop at the foot of your bed.
“It fell on the floor a while ago, you didn’t move when it fell so I left you to sleep,” Dean announced as he kissed you again. “If you want to watch another film, I’m up for it but your laptop may need repairing.”
“Stuff it I’d rather spend all afternoon in bed with you.” You smiled up at Dean as you kissed his lips again, you were too comfortable and happy to move.
“That has so many meanings.” Dean raised a brow at you.
“It means I want a nap, and I want to nap with you or watch a film.” You whispered as your head fell back onto his chest.
“We didn’t get a chance to watch the rest of scream, want to watch it then get some food? I’ll make us burgers.”
“You’re spoiling me.”
“So? I want to.” Dean whispered as he kissed you again.
As your door flung open you pulled away from Dean and shoved your head into the pillow.
“Sorry!” Sam mumbled as he slammed your door shut.
“Damn it, Sammy.” Dean groaned as his arms wrapped around you again.
“Someone needs to move and get my laptop off the floor.” You groaned as Dean’s hands covered your ears.
“Sammy!” Dean shouted as he winked at you.
Your door opened again and Sam stood in the doorway, “What?”
“Can you get us the laptop off the floor? Y/N kicked it off the bed.”
With an eye roll, Sam walked around the bed and picked up your laptop and threw it onto Dean’s stomach. “I’m not your damn maid.”
“Thank you, Sam.” You smiled at him as you flopped your head back onto Dean’s chest.
“You two are disgusting.” Sam smiled as he closed the door.
“Sammy’s secretly happy,” Dean mumbled as he opened your laptop and clicked play, placing it at the bottom of the bed.
October became special for once, yes you’d always loved Halloween but October now held a new place in your heart, it was the month Dean told you he loved you. The month your life with Dean Winchester loving you began.
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noms . thank you for the meal
he's so good at being mysterious when he wants to be. it's both something that you find that you like and hate about him. he's intriguing, the answers that hide behind those knowing eyes is his own brand of charm that really makes you want to dive into them to reach out and grasp them in your own hands. just when you're about to grab onto any answers or even just hints, he'll pull them in deeper, to a place you can't follow, leaving you to desperately swim back to the surface to breathe in air again.
and it infuriates you because you know damn well you're as clear as the blue skies above him, an open book he's memorized from cover to cover—there is nothing left for you to hide from him and yet you're left with not a single hint or clue to the mystery that is venti. what exactly is he trying to hide from you so desperately?
that vision,,, hes such a menace honestly... can he not 😭😭😭
and yeah!! he's one of my faves as well, i kinda relate to him a bit, aaand my friend says i remind her of him bc we both like to read and have bad haircuts 🙄 /j
JEJDJJSS I RELATE TO THAT SO BAD,,
i used to listen to character asmrs more often until i started being eeeeh character asmrs are kinda cringy and thats why i avoided the luma's ventis when i get them suggested
turns out they all just mostly characterized the character terribly and thats why when i listened to luna's, everything was just. so good
and ooh those are such good audios yes yes
i'm very fond of the "venti cuddles and kisses you awake" one too + home date + the neko listener one ,,, is surpsingly a favorite of mine ,, it just hits different
i'll have to relisten to the reverse comfort one though,, i hardly remember what its abt bc i tend to skip the audios that i know have smth sad in it bc i dont wanna hear him crying while im doing my dailies,,, im weak🏃🏃
dragonspine + maid + hot springs all just. destroy me daily actually. theyre also some of my go to's jwjejkwjd
NWHXJSJ PLS THATS SO FUNNY BC I ALSO JUST ??? DIDNT REALLY THINK MUCH OF HIM UNTIL I WAS LIKE. now wait hold on. hes pretty, sure. but now? hes really really Really pretty.
and like. that came out of NOWHERE?
i've always thought he was neat and funny since mond archon quest and have always wanted him since i wasnt able to pull the first time (i think i was too busy actually playing thr story to understand the wish system yet + maybe not enough primos)
but all of a sudden, completely out of NOWHERE. i constantly started thinking about him 24/7??? i just fell in love and it's ruined me ever since
and yes, my internet friends (+ some irls lol) do support me aha ,, we're all a bunch of yume (self-insert) enthusiasts so ofc they understand it, but i guess i'll just always be shy showing off any interest of mine, i even got made fun of (/lh) that i acted like i was into a red flag character when venti is hardly one in the first place and i just,, JEJCJSNDBB ,,
i'm very glad u have supportive friends too <33
PLEASEE ,, im happy that we have crumbs from the vas but i just need one (1) canon song please . Please. mhy. you cant just make a bard character and not let him sing!!
IMAGINE HIM PINCHING YOUR CHEEKS AND SQUISHING YOUR FACE
JSJFJJSJ THAT SPELL,,, that's kind of what venti does in that audio i suggested actually and ykw im weak for that still
his fishy friends will always stay ssafe as long as he's there!
OH THAT'S CALLED FOOT POPPING.... okay i didnt know and YES U ARE SO RIGHT HE WOULD,, he wouldnt even know he does it until someone else points it out mwndjs
happily ever afters with venti.... <3
he's already a disney princess you bet it'll be super magical and he'll be extra dramatic with the kiss sequence but let him live!!! it's his wedding and happily ever after!!!
and yes, absolutely. venti's a great listener—often preferring to listen to you and your thoughts and experiences— and on top of that he's got a millenia's worth of experiences, i think he'd be more or less qualified to give good life advice at least
and his hugs will immediately cure you of any sadness, guaranteed!
and yes! soft angst very good,, just really mild arguments that blow up into huge cuddlefests. he just wants so much comfort,,
and omg yes. YES. either of them jealous PLEASE I WANT MORE ,, both of those are one of my faves too,, such top tier prompts for either of them..
ALSO I DID LOL (kinda)
it's not any actual vows and i was just playing off of what u said, but i imagine them to start off normally, maybe recite it from the heart or from a piece of paper and then venti goes "i cant wait to hear u snoring every single night now" and windblume is like. "are you seriously doing this to me right now? on my wedding?" "what? it's true!! and besides, you're cute even when you drool on the pillows too—" "DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE YOU STANDING HERE ALONE BECAUSE I WILL."
like i really can imagine them just start kind of arguing at the front like theyre not in front of their own families and friends 😭
all the req ideas on luna’s livestream is driving me insane
#venti#please feel free to hmu with any venti (or non venti) related stuff too at this point wnbfjwn#feel free to also stalk my blog SKJDJSJDJ GO GET YOUR GOODS BESTIEEEE#also hope that made sense bc ngl i brainrotted half awake#should sleep soon whoops
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Fifty Shades of Fucked Up
So, this is what happens when @kayteonline , @leatherwhiskeycoffeeplaid , and I have a group chat. And then Kayte sends me this. What was I supposed to do?! @saxxxology is sad that she wasn't in the group chat, but she was in England without us, so fuck her.
Fandom: Supernatural Pairing: AU!Dean x Reader Words: 960ish Summary: Dean Winchester has some very singular kinks Warnings: Swearing; hardcore kinkshaming; making a lot of fun of 50 Shades of Grey because I hate it; cum shampoo (mentioned); one character talking frankly about their sexual kinks and it going just…oh goodness, awesome for everyone involved
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Dean Winchester was the most eligible bachelor in the entire world. One of the richest men on the planet, regularly topping Forbes’ Top 100 Most Influential People, and unfairly gorgeous to boot, any woman in her right mind would be at the very least moist if he was within sight.
Even Y/N was not immune.
When she’d fallen face first into his office for an interview like she was a damsel in a terrible romance novel, her panties were ruined. Then he began answering her terrible questions, and he actually seemed to be flirting with her.
She was an average-looking English student who, for some reason, didn’t understand how early twenty-somethings worked, almost like she was written by a housewife who still called it “The Facebook.”
With almost no real personality and looking more like a mouse than a human, why on earth would Dean fucking Winchester be interested in her?
It made absolutely no sense.
But, here they were, in his stupidly amazing loft, furiously making out. He had her pinned against the wall, using every glorious inch of his broad, toned body to hold her down. She couldn't escape even if she tried and, though that should've terrified her because he was definitely a sociopath, it instead went right to her panties. She had to press her thighs together to alleviate some of the burning desire curling up inside her.
His plush lips kissed and nipped at every inch of skin he found, going from her lips to her jaw to her neck and ever downwards. She tugged at his tie, snatching it from his neck.
That seemed to snap him out of his reverie, and he pulled back just enough to remain close to her, but far enough that she couldn’t recapture his lips with her own. “Wait,” he said breathlessly.
“Why?” she whimpered.
“There’s something you should know about me.”
Immediately, her thoughts went to the worst place. “Oh god, you have herpes, don’t you?”
“What?” he frowned, his perfect face marred by his confusion. “No, I’m clean. I’m not—I always use protection.”
“Oh, okay. Good. Awesome.”
“No,” he started again. “My desires are…unconventional.”
“So show me,” Y/N whispered.
With that, Dean took her hand and led him down the halls of his loft. He didn’t stop until they reached the end of the hall, turning his deep emerald eyes to her, as though he wasn’t sure she was still following him. She responded by squeezing his hand, lightly. She even smiled softly, like she was trying to comfort him, though she was nervous as all hell herself at the moment.
He pushed the door open slowly, revealing the master bedroom. It was gorgeous, full of modern furniture swatched in shades of grey. She was pulled past the bed towards a non-descript, slightly open white door on the other end of the large room.
He opened it to reveal a lavish bathroom, with a luxury glass shower and even a bath tub with jets inside it. Y/N melted just at looking the gorgeous room.
Dean finally pulled her to the shower, only letting go of her hand once they were at the door. He leaned in, grabbing a plain bottle from the bottom of the shower. She frowned, taking the bottle when it was handed to her, but mostly just looking as confused as she felt. “What is this?”
“It’s a shampoo bottle.”
There was a pause as she tried to figure out what the hidden meaning was. “Okay…”
She refused to look at him, but she could feel his gaze practically burning through her hand where she held the bottle. “I like to have sex, then finish in the girl’s hair. Then I have to watch her use my cum as shampoo.”
The sentence had barely left his lips before Y/N was at the toilet, vomiting up every single thing she’d ever eaten in her entire life. She was pretty sure she saw her ninth birthday cake make an appearance.
Dean waited by the shower as she vomited, shifting his feet awkwardly.
When Y/N finally was done worshipping the porcelain God, she turned to Dean.
“That is the most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.”
“It’s just—”
“No, no!” she shouted. “Don’t say it, I’ll throw up again.”
“I really think you’re acting childish.”
“And I think you’re a sick fuck,” she retorted, pushing herself up on wobbly knees. “I am so out of here.”
“Wait, what?”
“Yeah, no way are you hot enough for this shit.”
“I’m handsome, I’m rich, and—”
“And a sick fuck,” she breezed right past him.
Dean sputtered for a moment, unsure how exactly this was happening to him. After a beat of silence, he ran after her, chasing her to his combination front door/elevator.
She was inside, viciously attacking the lobby button, and he barely made it in time.
“Please,” he began, looking like a kicked puppy. “Please don’t go.”
“No,” she shook her head almost violently. “No, you are not rich or hot or anything enough for-for…God, you’re a pervert.”
“I really don’t—it’s really not that bad.”
“‘Not that bad?!’” Y/N screeched loud enough to almost break the glass wall that gave a spectacular view of the city below them. “You want me to wash—and I use that term very loosely—my hair in your semen?!”
“Well, you have to understand, my mother—”
“No, just because something shitty happened to you doesn’t mean you get to be a sick fuck,” Y/N cut him off. “So, you know, thanks, but, also, maybe go fuck yourself.”
With that, the doors to the elevator closed, leaving Dean Winchester with one last image of the girl who got away: Y/N trying not to vomit in the elevator.
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