#also piss you might get peed on

[esoterictboy]

to all the tgirls on my frat tboy posts yall can audition to be in it in some capacity but you’re gonna be stripped and fucked and humiliated as much as the other ppl in it so long as you don’t mind getting your mouth spat in and gettting pounded in front of other people while they laugh at you…then you’ll be fine

[lilgynt]

no i don’t care that most of my moms commutation to me especially to direct question is just straight up ignoring me or some other form of non verbal communication. like grunting or vague pointing. the glass i broke outside is unrelated

[random-chaos-and-stuff]

Out of boredom, I have decided to start compiling a list of Tumblr words, phrases, and expressions, and what they mean. Feel free to add any as you see fit, or ask about any words or phrases you don’t understand on here. (I’m putting it under a cut because it is long and getting longer)

Moot: mutual. Usually an affectionate term.

Reading comprehension website: A nickname for Tumblr, referencing the often poor reading comprehension as well as a few posts. Possibly shares an origin with ‘piss on the poor’.

Piss on the poor, or “Does ____ piss on the poor?”: A phrase that means using tumblr, often used to refer to someone who uses tumblr and has poor reading comprehension. Based on a post about how bad the reading comprehension is here.

Dash: Your feed or for you page.

I’m bald/vanilla extract (when on polls): An option on polls used as the ‘other’ or ‘see results’ option. Vanilla extract comes from a famous post that became a site wide meme.

Goncharov: A fake movie and site wide joke and meme that was made up on tumblr based off of one person’s post asking about an advertisement for a movie that doesn’t exist on a pair of bootleg shoes they got. It is extremely detailed, and many people reference it as a joke.

Breached containment (in reference to a post or joke): A post or joke that became extremely popular, sometimes to the point of leaving the site and ending up on other sites.

Blorbo: A character you like a lot, whether it be an OC or from other piece of media. Similar and often used like favorite character.

Rebageld/any other similar thing: This is just another phrases used for reblogged, often in tags. Usually just as a joking, playful, or fun way to say it.

“I am literally kissing you on the mouth” and other similar phrases: An expression of joy, excitement, and/or gratitude from one person to another. This isn’t romantic or anything, just a way people sometimes use to express how happy or grateful for something they are. In my experience it is used mostly for stories or takes, but is also used for other things.

Hellsite: Another name/way to refer to tumblr. Mostly used for tumblr. Often used in a joking manner. (Thank you dragonfanplaugedr for reminding me of this one!)

That one damn supernatural/Destiel meme: A popular meme people might refer to, that often is used to report big events (Ao3 going down, Biden dropping out, the queen of England dying, things like that and more) and is widely popular on this site. Bot hunter/bot hunting: People who actively find, block, and report bots, especially harmful ones. This is often used when clearing certain tags of bots, as they tend to try and take over popular tags and stuff like that. Hunting the bots and destroying them.

Dashcon: An event from a long time ago, where Tumblr tried to hold a con. It was notoriously bad, and became a website wide memory and joke to mock. The ball pit is especially famed, being incredibly bad, and someone having peed in it. I was unfortunately not here for it, but you can find many posts about it. It also pretty much conned people out of their money from what I can find. Here is one short post with a photo, do more research as you please. (Here was a post announcing it too, read the reactions afterwards if you want an idea of how it went down.)

Apollo’s dodgeball: A Tumblr way of referring to posts that came true, usually strange or silly ones that accidentally predicted the future. For example, if you were to make a post joking about some big event or incident happening, and then a while later it did actually happen, it would be referred to as “being hit in the face by Apollo’s dodgeball” or something similar. Basically making a stupid post that became an accidental prophecy.

Ides of march: This was the day Julius Caesar was assassinated and killed. For some reason Tumblr really latched onto it and found it hilarious, and you may see multiple posts celebrating it or referring to this historical event. Believed that possibly the love and jokes about it originated from this post.

Spiders Georg: A tumblr phrase for an outlier that causes a huge change in the average of data, causing it to be off or have not quite true results. It has since become popular, occasionally being used on other sites as well. It originated from this post.

Prev: Prev is short for previous poster and/or reblogger. (Thank you @blairthebword for reminding me of this, I forgot that some people might not know what it means yet or find it confusing!)

Gimmick blogs: blogs that have a certain gimmick, like counting all the letters in a post, finding how many words are in the Bible in the post, giving it a DnD alignment, ect., pretending to be someone (like Shakespeare), some place (like a country such as Belgium or the USA or others) or things (like Firefox or Walmart or more). It’s all fun and games, not serious, and many ‘official’ blogs are just gimmick blogs, though there are some actual official blogs on here. Part of something apparently called the Gimmickverse, which is many or all of the gimmick blogs as far as I can tell.

Do you love the color of the sky: An incredibly long post, which became popular and INCREDIBLY ANNOYING to scroll all the way through. Several people have made references to it, as well as various remakes, some joking some less joking, and some with the sole goal of being annoying to go through. Here is the original one if you want to check it out. (And here is one of the longest continuous all one blog one I’ve ever seen, and the first one I ever saw, as a bonus)

The code/the tumblr code, ect.: A silly code that is supposed to help you identify other tumblr users in public/the wild. They/you say “I like your shoelaces.” with you/them responding with “I stole them from the president.” It originates from this post, and is occasionally referenced both as a joke and in actual use.

Tone indicators (things like /j) and all that: these are just (often shortened) indicators of tones in posts or messages, used for clarification or other such things. This isn’t just a tumblr thing, and not everyone uses it, but I remember being confused by it at first so here is a brief explanation. (Here is an article on it) (and here is a website on it just in case if you prefer. Here’s a different one that has a slightly different format and explanations on what they mean.)

Anon: Anon is short for anonymous, as in anonymous asker. Some blogs allow you to send anonymous asks, and thus with how long the word is often just shortened to anon. It can also be used to refer to a person (as in [insert descriptor here] anon sent me an (anonymous) ask) just because it sounds better or is simpler.

[padded-piss-pup]

I'm drunk so this might be a little scattered but... I wet myself in my partners lap tonight!!

We had planned on getting in diapers tonight because some other abdl friends were supposed to come down from Raleigh for our city's pride festival, but his friends didn't end up coming down. I was worried he wouldn't want to do diaper stuff anymore since his friends weren't here, but I kept my hopes up all the same. We went out to my city's pride festival and I debated wearing a diaper to pride, but I decided I wanted to dress like a whore and wore some super risque booty shorts. I wore panties underneath (I still had some from when I was a girl) and wearing those made me feel so horny. I don't think I have a detrans kink, but I really enjoyed wearing women's clothing for a bit. It made me feel so perverted but also so comfy.

We got home from pride and chilled for a little bit, but all I could think about was how my partner said he wanted to do diaper play tonight. After relaxing for a little bit we went out to the bars and drank a lot - I was the drunkest I've been since college, and he was the drunkest he's ever been. At the last bar we went to I asked him "do you still want to do diaper stuff tonight?" To which he answered "absolutely!" 🥰

We took an Uber home and after a smoke break (my last cigarette of the year!) we headed upstairs. I immediately asked him to put me in diapers and he wasted no time in putting one one on me. After I was all diapered up he put one on himself and I couldn't resist kissing him. He looked so fucking cute laying there in his diaper I couldn't help but want to kiss him. As we kissed I hoisted my leg over his body and straddled him in bed, relishing the feeling of his body between my legs. The alcohol was acting quickly on my bladder and I asked if I could pee. He gave his consent and I let go immediately, warmth flooding my diaper as I kissed him deeply. It felt so erotic peeing in my diaper in my partner's lap as I kissed him! When I was done I pulled back and sighed contentedly. He told me that that was hot, and we made out for a bit.

He told me he had to pee, but he's only able to pee standing up. I let him get out of bed and stand and I kissed him, rubbing his diaper as he peed. The warm feeling of piss flooding his diaper was so hot, I could feel slick dripping from my pussy as I rubbed his dick through his diaper as he pissed. That was the first time I had experienced feeling someone pee in a diaper - he had felt me pee in my diaper, but the tables had never been turned. We made out a bit before pulling away, and we both commented on how hot that whole experience was. He sat at his computer and started playing video games, and I'm here writing out this post about how hot the whole night was. I'm so excited to see how this night plays out because it's been sooooo fucking hot so far.

I'll keep y'all updated if anything else kinky happens! 😘

[yandere-fics]

♡ Selene Fucks Her Scared Sheep Darling In An Alleyway ♡

(Hey so apologies in advance, I swear I do NOT have a piss kink, it just keeps fitting into my Selene ficcs because she's so gross and scary and overwhelming and it just fits, please believe me, I'm normal. Also am I completely horrible and fucked up for enjoying this lmao?)

Werewolves and hybrids were a bad idea, luckily they were very rarely soulmates and werewolves rarely got with anyone who wasn't their soulmate so they didn't approach you romantically, meaning if one approached you, it was to attack and this was a very very big werewolf who had been trying to garner your attention for the last few hours so you assumed she was definitely going to eat you alive.

"So how about we get out of here together, little lamb?" She was leaning against the bar as you tried to come up with any way to convince her to not eat you, the others in the bar could smell your clear fear but no one was stepping into help you, you were so screwed, you were going to die, she could probably smell your fear too, it was all over, you bet your fear was just going to make this meal more enjoyable for her.

"I have to g-g-g-go!" You ran out of there quicker than you'd ever run before, not that if would help you if she decided to give chase but maybe she'd decide she'd prefer an easier meal and you weren't worth the effort to eat, you quickly realized that wasn't the case when you heard a very loud growl and the door to the bar fly off behind you, oh god you were going to die tonight and there wasn't a single thing you could do to stop it. She wrapped her clawed hand around the back of your neck and lifted you up, dragging you to a nearby alleyway and pining you to the wall.

"Don't you know it's not smart to run from wolves, little lamb?" She was beginning to shift, her clothes tearing off which was terrifying enough but then you felt her shred your clothes and you started to bleat nervously, letting out a wail when you felt her tug on your tail with her other hand. "Cute tail, you'll forgive me if I tug on it won't you?"

"D-don't eat me." She was fully shifted at this point and you were very high off the ground, luckily or maybe unluckily no one dared to look down the alleyway towards where you were, you couldn't bring yourself to look back at her coc which you could feel pressing against your hole like it might actually rip you apart, you had to avoid looking at any cost, just don't look-

You looked back gasping in shock and something wet started trickle down your leg and you realized in horror you pissed yourself, well maybe she wouldn't eat you now, maybe it would all be fine, maybe she'd set you down and put that scary thing away but she only readjusted her grip, one hand wrapping around your waist while the other hand forced both your hands against the brickwall before also going to your waist.

"Mate... little lamb..." She growled softly, almost like a purring sound as she began to glide you back and forth on her cock, you were grateful it didn't seem like she was going to penetrate you while you were shifted or at the very least she didn't have the focus in her shifted form to find the hole properly. You were even more embarrassed she didn't seem to care you'd pissed yourself but you could tell the people walking past knew someone had peed there because their steps sped up and they actively crossed the street at this point so they wouldn't walk by. Now you wished she'd eat you, then you wouldn't be here sobbing as she dragged you back and forth on her cock, panting in your ear with her tongue hanging out on your shoulder.

"S-stop..." With your hands pressed firmly against the wall you couldn't even stop yourself from bleating rapidly every time you felt the tip of that monster press up against your hole, holding your breath and praying this time she wouldn't get in in and only breathing again when you started to glide back down normally and it didn't penetrate this time, you were so screwed though, it was highly unlikely she'd be satisfied without knotting with how much her instincts had taken over, especially if what she'd said about you being her mate had been true. "S-tooooppp..."

"Mate... my mate..." She grunted, thick ropes of cum shooting out and landing on the wall, her instincts calming down just enough for her to angle her cock and finally thrust up into you making you bleat quickly to try to get someone to come help you even though it also felt really good. "One more... One more time..."

Sheep and werewolves really were a bad mix.

[purpleinksplotch]

Little Golden Showers - volume I (Warning: Piss kink, 18+ only)

WARNING: As the title suggests, this is a piss kink fic. Piss kink/omorashi in general will be a common occurrence on this page so if that's not your thing don't follow me. Any hate or kink shaming will be deleted and/or ignored.

Buuuttt if it is your thing feel free to send me hard thoughts on SKZ piss kink -- or any SKZ hard thoughts (I usually write sub SKZ but I can be flexible). I'll do a pinned post shortly with the kinks I'm uncomfortable writing (there's not many I am a heathen lol). In the meantime, enjoy this first instalment!

Peeing on their chest/stomach

Chan

Asked you to do it as a joke, didn't expect you actually would

But once you say yes he's surprised by how much the thought turns him on

Loves how filthy it is, but is also someone who really values emotional connection and trust and the fact you're willing to be this vulnerable with him makes him so hard

"Come on babygirl, I can see you need it so bad."

Pulls you into his lap and probably gets too excited and starts prodding your bladder trying to make you let go

Once you do the man is in heaven, moaning and biting his lips never taking his eyes off you as you soak his abs in deliciously warm piss

The second you're finished he's flipping you onto your back and fucking you until the bedpost breaks

Lee Know

This is alllll about the control for him

Enjoys the omorashi side of it more than the actual pissing (although he likes that too)

Would make you drink so much water you're about to burst, then tell you you're not allowed to let go until he says

"Be patient kitten, I know you can be good and hold it for me."

Wants you whimpering and squeezing yourself so you don't leak... and then he pushes your hands aside and teases you with his fingers

If you let out an accidental spurt of pee he spanks you

Only when you're on the verge of tears with desperation does he allow you to let go, laying back and offering up his perfect body for you to make a mess on

Gently grips your chin so you have to maintain eye contact the entire time

Changbin

He's usually a big softie for you, but he can be a hard dom when he wants to be

This isn't something he'd necessarily want to do all the time, but he likes experimenting

Wants to feel needed, and what better way than when you're desperate for release?

"Does my bunny need to go? Do it on me baby, I'll catch it all."

Has his strong arms around you the entire time, as if he's trying to squeeze every last drop out of you

Unlike the others he closes his eyes when you actually start peeing on him, so he can enjoy the warmth and the feeling of wetness

But he holds you close to him and presses kisses to your neck while you let go

Hyunjin

Was 100% his idea

Wants you to ruin him in every way possible, but what he loves about pissing is that you're marking him as yours in the most primal sense

Strips naked and spreads himself out before you, his beautiful cock flushed red and straining before you even approach him

Definitely wants you to take a more dominant role and talk to him, might even taunt you

"Yes... Want to feel dirty, please make me yours."

Lets out the most sinful moans when you finally splash his stomach with pee

Throws his head back and bites his lips

Will definitely be stroking his cock using your piss as lube unless you order him not to

Han

The most enthusiastic of them all (with Hyunjin a close second)

Is already hard the second pee is mentioned

Can never decide whether he prefers peeing on you or being peed on, but anything involving piss makes this man see stars

Cannot keep him quiet for love nor money. A moaning, whiny mess

"Baby, baby please I need it! Want you to piss on me, please please please."

Literally screams the second you pee all over his tiny waist. Toes curling, babbling, shaking, gripping your hips hard enough to bruise

Your bladder has more stamina than he does and he's painting your ass and back with come before you've finishing pissing

Felix

Sweet angel is a kinky bastard underneath

Loves absolutely anything that allows him to feel close to and intimate with you, and the fact that this is something so private and just between the two of you really gets him going

When he's the one peeing, he likes being edged to the point where he can't hold it anymore, but when it's you he wants it to be relaxing and sensual

"Let go baby, it's okay. Love you so much."

Deep moans the second you start peeing

Can't resist kissing you and holding you close to his body during

If he's feeling brave, he might even slip his hand between your legs so your stream soaks his fingers

Would 100% eat you out afterwards if you wanted him to, just worships you

Seungmin

Similar to Lee Know, he likes the omorashi aspect

Wasn't sold on the pissing at first, but you worked up to it - straddling his thigh in the shower and letting your pee dribble down his legs. Then him doing the same to you

Enjoyed it more than he thought he would

The part of him that hates mess is his biggest barrier here, but when you're so needy and desperate and in his control he can't help getting turned on

"You need it that bad? It's only a few glasses of water, is your bladder that weak?"

Brings out his dom side, will tease you so much before finally letting you go and is a bit mean (adores you really though)

Will deny it to his dying breath, but has very sensitive nipples and loves being in a cold room then having your warm pee splash over them. Makes him moan so loud (until he claps a hand over his mouth)

Jeongin

We've all seen the baby alpha Innie fics

The idea of being pissed on, or pissing on someone else, initially freaks him out - but more because he's worried that liking it would make him dirty-minded and you'd judge him for it (even though you were the one to suggest it, silly boy)

Eventually he says he wants to try it, and it brings out something feral in him

If you beg him to allow you to let go, he's going to lose it

Prepare to be choked and have his famously long fingers digging into your bladder until you explode all over him

"Oh yeah, just couldn't hold it could you? Gonna punish you for this."

Like Chan, will be pounding into you immediately afterwards while you're still dripping

[lovebillyhargrove]

Continuation of this

Tommy

***

Alright, you know, Hawkins is a small dead water town, but it has its bright sides. It's pretty. The fields and the woods, especially in autumn. Have you been at the quarry? Not the Grand Canyon, yeah okay. Anyways, the view's breathtaking.

And sure, Hawkins is boring and stale and there's nothing to do, blah blah blah. Don't worry, you can always find a way to spend time here, and sometimes the fun is through the roof.

Hawkins High school parties? The best stuff. When hosted by the right people.

King Steve throws the most amazing pool parties in summer. The moment his parents are out the door, the place gets thrashed, in the abso-fucking-lutely most reckless teenage way possible.

Tina Brooks usually hosts a couple of soirées a year, been doing it since last year of middle school. The girl's meticulous about preparations - even prints out frigging flyers, for fuck's sake. Tina and Carol are best friends. Tommy doesn't need a flyer to know when a party's on and poppin'.

There's always a keg, and a huge bowl of blood red punch spiked to the point of tasting like pure fuel. Roy Dunston ends up drinking half the bowl, but then pukes it all out, beware.

Everyone sets sail on the Beer River, and if you look around closely enough, you might find stronger spirits hiding in cupboards.

The music booms. The crowd yells.

And, like, Harrington and he? They've always partied so hard. Always woke up next afternoon with amnesia wiping out half the previous night.

Hargrove, the new guy? He's a beast at it. Tommy's not normal about watching him chug down that keg. He's not normal about those tanned abs covered in beer and lust. He might follow Billy around like a faithful bulldog on a leash, that's cause they are bros now. It's not about the abs.

It's totally about them, and also the spit and the messy stupid mullet you fucking want to run your fingers through, and they way Hargrove puffs on that cigarette ..

But shhh Tommy's in control, no-one ever needs to know. Also, shut up dude. What are you even implying, is Hagan a fag?

Shut up. Watch your mouth. Or else.

It's just that lately he keeps getting this nagging feeling like there's a secret floating around, he himself isn't worthy of being let in on. He sometimes intercepts the way these two - the king and the beast - look at each other among the mish-mash of the dancing crowd. One time he knocked on a bathroom door, and whoever was inside, didn't open up for the whole of five minutes - Hagan almost peed his pants for fuck's sake - and when the door was finally flung open, there was Harrington, storming out, pissed as fuck, all red in the face, and Hargrove, angry as a bull, and Tommy was too drunk to demand an explanation. Or once or twice, he definitely saw these two sneaking off to the garden to smoke weed - Hagan is sure it's weed cause Hargrove has this dope Californian stuff - and it's like .. fine.

Just why didn't they call him to join?

Part 4 of Tommy I miss you

[ticcitobysgoggles]

💙🩹🩸Eyeless Jack’s relationships with other pastas!!🩸🩹💙

Please note that this is my own au/opinion and if you do not agree or like it then just move on

🎮BEN Drowned🎮

🎮| Somewhat friends

🎮| May help BEN with small pranks

🎮| Jack can tolerate BEN but not for too long before he just finds him annoying

🔪Jeff the Killer🔪

🔪 | Somewhat friends

🔪 | Jeff comes in with small injuries regularly

🔪 | Jack can tolerate Jeff but not for to long before he just finds him annoying

🔪 | He would never admit it, but Jeff was terrified and probably peed his pants when he first saw Jack

🍬Laughing Jack🍬

🍬| Eh

🍬| Not fond of eachother

🍬| EJ finds LJ annoying and doesn’t get why he’d rather gut them and stuff them with candy than take their kidneys

🍬| LJ finds it disgusting how EJ eats kidneys so they just tend to stay away from eachother

💄Nina💄

💄| Eh

💄| Nina usually doesn’t come in with injuries and if she does she usually goes to Nurse Ann

💄| Jack finds her obsession over Jeff strange

💄| Nina wasn’t scared of him at first until learning he was eyeless and that scared the shit out of her

🖤Jane🖤

🖤| Friends

🖤| Don’t interact to much but when they do it’s nothing serious

🖤| Jane was one of the only ones, if not the ONLY one who didn’t piss her pants when first seeing Jack

🧣Liu🧣

🧣| Only interacted like once

🧣| Liu was a little intimidated when first being introduced to Jack

🧣| Liu knows how to stitch and sometimes will take some people and stitch them up for Jack so he doesn’t have to do it

🧣| Sully has some respect for Jack.

🧣| Jack isn’t annoying or as idiotic as the others, and he also scared Sully a little bit, but he’d never admit it

🪓Toby🪓

🪓| Good friends

🪓| Jack never questioned Toby’s ticks and Toby never questioned his eyelessness

🪓| Toby’s lack of pain is good for Jack for whenever he has to take care of his wounds

🪓| Though Toby does have a tendency to bite his fingers and sometimes breaks the skin and Jack always makes sure to look out for that

⏰Clockwork⏰

⏰| Never really interacted

⏰| Clockwork’s just glad to have someone taller than her for once

🧸Sally🧸

🧸| Jack’s kind of like an older brother

🧸| Sally was scared shitless the first time she saw him and stayed away from him for the first few weeks

🧸| Now she trusts him a lot though, and occasionally might fall asleep, leaning against his shoulder to which Jack never knows how to react to that

📷Hoodie📷

📷| Acquaintances

📷| Hoodie also wasn’t very scared like a lot of others when first seeing Jack, but he was a bit intimidated

📷| They never really interacted but have this mutual respect for one another

🔫Masky🔫

🔫| Eh

🔫| Don’t really interact either

🔫| Masky wouldn’t admit it, but he definitely pissed his pants when first seeing Jack

🎨Bloody Painter🎨

🎨| Eh

🎨| Never interacted

🎨| Helen was confused as of why his heart raced when he first saw Jack because it wasn’t like him to feel scared or intimidated

🎭KageKao🎭

🎭| Somewhat friends

🎭| Both demons

🎭| Jack may help with some small pranks of his

🎭| Both are basically polar opposites but can get along SOMETIMES for a SMALL amount of time

[ruthlesslistener]

Ello! Cat advice anon here, just checking in and hoping that i can help a bit more! Holy Moly, from 0 to 4 kit-kats is a LOT. I commend you for taking in so many, personally I've never had more than 2 at a time sharing the same house, so i can only imagine the chaos! An Experience indeed!

For the overly-cuddly Hwanggeum, I'd say it's either bc you're the "head of the house", so to say, or bc you're her favourite and have been till now showering her with most of the attention she's been wanting. Or it could be both. Blue, my oldest, has always presented to my father, but otherwise she always comes to me bc I'm her main source of affection.

I dunno what might stop Hwanggeum from rubbing on everything, since I haven't had this problem with mine (they're actually not very territorial with space as much as with us humans haha!), but maybe having a smell she doesn't like near the places you want to keep her from might help? Smt like sanitary alcohol or another pungent smell, maybe, which might also help with keeping the others from spraying everywhere.

The smell might fade with time, but the stains sure don't as easily 😣 Found that out the hard way when we discovered a hidden spot in the closet where one of them had peed in a while back, but the smell had faded after some time without us managing to find the source of the smell. Then we found some clothes stained and still emitting a slight odor and knew immediately there'd be no saving them 😓

Hopefully the cat you've managed to find a free spot for doesn't go in heat right before it bc otherwise you (or the shelter) might have to wait till after it ends. You might have gotten used to recognising signs of an incoming heat by now, but just in case, watch out for a sudden increase in demands for affection and loud vocalisations. Mine get real cuddly and all meowy about a week before the real thing hits, but it's obvious bc they're usually not super affectionate with us unless it's our nightly or morning cuddle session 😊 Then again, no two cats are the same, one of them is super clingy and the other super bitey 😂

We plan on spaying them soon, but haven't since my mom is (understandably but also frustratingly) overly cautious about the surgery and the aftermath and keeps thinking of worst case scenarios, but my sibling and I finally convinced her.

Anyway, one last piece of advice i have is playing. There's nothing like that hunting instinct activating and putting the hindbrain on the back burner, which is exactly what happens when you play with them with a string or a powered mouse or mini car (the younger one, Odette, loves a tiny truck i got from a kinder egg or something. its back wheels can be dragged back and released and it spins and twists as it goes) for them to chase.

I think that's all I have to offer, sadly, but, once again, hopefully smt does help outta all that rambling of mine. Wishing lots of love to all 4 of the babies and lots of patience to you and your qpp, you guys are doing your best ❤️❤️❤️❤️

From two snakes zero cats to four cats two snakes AND one umbrella cockatoo!! Would it surprise you if I told you that the cockatoo is the easiest of the new animals to deal with?? It's been a learning curve for sure-apart from the heat cycles, the two cats we're keeping both have vomiting issues (one from eating too much too fast, one from being unable to digest the dry food), so it's been a learning curve for sure. And ofc now that Hwanggeum is out of heat, Mochi is going into it, so it's been a domino effect of horny single ladies near me. Someone pissed on my bed just today, which means that I'm gonna have to go back to keeping my room closed off to the cats until it passes, and I feel bad about that bc miss old lady Fiona has taken a soft spot to sleeping on Toast's enclosure + my bed

Hwanggeum- who I've taken to calling Revelry bc she reminds me so much of my friend's DND character + she's silvered out of her golden kitten phase- def. has imprinted onto me, I think. She follows me around everywhere, wails when she can't see me, and tries to make my life as difficult as possible when I need to leave for work via climbing up my leg when she sees me getting ready. So I'm pretty sure that's why she was so clingy when in heat. Thankfully that's ended for now but *man* did it make working on anything difficult bc she turned into a velcro kitty for about a week- I've got minor scratches all up my legs and shoulders from her jumping on my back or climbing me

The problem I've personally found with her rubbing, though, is that these cats rub really aggressively on *everything*, to the point where I'm not sure how get the scent trick working. It's like, they'll rub on any surface they see, but then you make eye contact with them and they start to rub even more aggressively, knocking everything and themselves over in the process. It's fine with minor unbreakeable shit but very difficult when you're in the middle of painting something and they jump up onto your desk and start rubbing their cheeks against your lamp, paint jar, etc. I'm still trying to figure out how to handle that, since Mochi is twice the size of the others and has some real bulldozing power to her. I think we're fine with not missing the shelter spots bc we likely can't get a spot for the spays until mid August anyways, but yeah...I'm eager to get them spayed lol. If cost wasn't so prohibitive then it would have been done right away, but, well...the cheapest we found is 50 per spay, and that's via a mobile vet mobile that is currently unavailiable. And none of us have 150 dollars to get all 3 cats done, so waiting for the two getting adopted out to get their freebies + the clinic to come back for Rev is our only option. Toys ARE a great suggestion, though- I just need to find the ones that they have. They had a whole bunch of them they used to play kitty soccer with that seem to have mysteriously dissapeared, and we haven't the faintest idea where they've gone. I'm already planning on making a stick-and-mouse toy with some cleaned dropped branches and old scraps I've got lying around for sewing practice

Appreciate all your help and well wishes! Both of us are a little overwhelmed, but we're trying our best and making sure we communicate solutions to the problems. I'm going to try my best to get the piss outta my sheets but I appreciate the heads up about the staining lol

[skullamity]

Got a fountain bowl to convince Ham, now the most expensive cat in the house, to drink more. Ham is afraid of it, Dusty views it with contempt. The only cat who is super into it is Parsnip, and he will only drink from it like this????? Congrats little buddy, that's the worst anyone has ever done it! Bonus Ham photobomb at the end.

For anyone wondering about Ham, he's fine, but also I now want to take a minute to shout out Pretty Litter. I have always been apprehensive about owning male cats, because I know they are infinitely more prone to developing crystals in their urine, and that it can happen at any age. I have known many people over my lifetime who have had beloved (and still pretty young!) cats just drop dead, because crystal blockage can kill them very rapidly if you don't catch it until it is a Capital P Problem, and we all know how good cats are at hiding their pain.

Up until Ham, we have only ever had female cats, and one of the reasons why I wanted to switch to Pretty Litter (aside from the fact that it mummifies everything, kills the smell, is super light weight and can go longer before being changed out) is that it changes colour to alert you to changes in your cat's health that you might not otherwise know are happening.

So imagine my surprise when I was scooping out the litterbox on Sunday when Ham, ever the bastard, hopped into a freshly cleaned box while I was cleaning out the next one, was in there for a very short amount of time and when he left, the litter where he has peed was bright red, which indicates the presence of blood. We immediately switched him to wet food only and the vet was able to fit him in on Tuesday morning.

They didn't end up having to sedate him to get a sample (they took him to go do that and he helped things along by taking a giant piss e v e r y w h e r e on the walk to the back), and very quickly discerned that there were crystals present in his urine. The vet told us outright that vigilance, the colour changing cat litter and our quick action to get him into the vet definitely saved his life, and any apprehension I had about forking out the money for a subscription for this slightly more expensive cat litter immediately went out the window. It did exactly what it was supposed to do, and my one year old marshmallow of a cat is already no longer turning the cat litter red now that he's on specialty food (specialty wet only for the next month as the partial blockage fully breaks down, and then specialty dry with any brand wet food for the rest of his life).

I do find it kind of funny that my expectation that Parsnip, our deaf, snorty, extremely inbred hoarder situation cat, would end up being the most medically expensive animal in this house was apparently dead wrong, but I'm also incredibly relieved that we caught this so early.

[cve-th3mvsic]

to anybody and everybody who has a uterus, still gets their period, and uses pads when they’re on their period:

do you ever think you’re like, at the end of your cycle or that your period is done, and you should be done bleeding, (and you’re also js secretly desperately hoping in your mind that you’re done bleeding right now because you’re just so done with it and don’t wanna wear the damn pad anymore), so you decide to not wear a pad/not put on a new one because there wasn’t anything on it before and you’re like almost sure that you should be done, but then later, the next time you use the bathroom, you realize, whoops!! you’re wrong. you are still bleeding, and, just to your luck, you bled through your underwear. and now you’re extra upset because you really hoped that you were done and you really didn’t wanna have to put a pad on, but it bled through and now you have to put a pad on again. and what’s even worse, it didn’t just get on your underwear. it might’ve even gotten on your pants/shorts, or your inner thighs. so now you probably feel gross, and you feel like you have to shower asap.. because who would want to keep the blood on their inner thighs? 

it’s such a disappointment. especially when it’s a lot of blood.

(i don’t mean this in a pissed tf off kind of tone, i’m just bummed out about it. this happened to me today, which is why i’m posting this. i wanna know if anybody else relates)

___

also, i’ve seen lots of people say that apparently, to some people in society, talking about periods/menstruation is considered a weird thing to do. the people that i’ve seen say that have also said that we should normalize talking about periods.

we should 100% normalize talking about it.

we’re fucking humans and it happens to us. we bleed down there. it’s a normal thing for us people with a uterus. hate to break it to ya, but we can’t change that. and ya know, if i could i would. if i could choose to not have a period anymore, i wouldn’t have it. — it should not be weird to talk about periods, or what it’s like having a period. that shouldn’t be considered weird.

like be for real.

the human body is a strange thing (in my opinion), but definitely not strange enough to be something i wouldn’t talk about.

i think that this kind of thing/topic may be something that not many people would have the confidence or guts(?) to talk about .

to the people who may be too scared to talk about the struggles of having a period and what it’s like: i’ll say it for us. i’ll talk about it.

we bleed down there. it’s not very fun. when it starts, it’ll probably get on our underwear if we don’t put a pad on or use some other kind of feminine product to stop it from doing so. (i only use pads, so i dunno what it’s like using a tampon or whatever the other options there are). sometimes, it bleeds through our clothes. like our underwear or shorts/pants. it might be embarrassing if someone sees it, but hey, shit happens. if it does, we shouldn’t be judged for it. it happens, it’s not fun. but it’s not weird.

i mean, honestly, (in a similar scenario), if i peed my pants, hell yah i’d be embarrassed. but dude, i couldn’t get to the bathroom soon enough to go pee and prevent that. yah that sucks, but don’t judge me for it. and don’t compare me to a kid or call me a kid if i pee my pants either. i couldn’t get to the bathroom soon enough to pee, that doesn’t make me a child. i just couldn’t hold it in. big deal. it’s not funny, and it shouldn’t be.

and if you don’t wanna hear about this, cool. you don’t have to.

and ya know, there’s an option of simply scrolling past the post. of simply not reading it. you can ignore this. scroll away. it’s fine. i mean, if you’ve read to here at this point, you did choose to do so.

so if you read this and got uncomfortable, maybe don’t read it. if you’ve become uncomfortable by reading this, maybe you could have not clicked the “Keep reading” button to prevent that.

(i mean, sometimes curiosity kills the cat, but still)

if you did get uncomfortable by reading this, don’t mention it here please. please don’t reply to this post about it. it’d be nice. go talk to someone else about it. i cannot force you to not reply, but i can ask you.

you have your opinions too, and that is 100% okay. we all have opinions. we should be able to share them.

but if they include that you think that the stuff mentioned in this post is weird or gross, please do not reply to this post. i ask you very kindly.

i mean this respectfully, i don’t wanna hear about it. if you disagree with me and what i posted, please go somewhere else to talk about it. i’d rather you not tell me. i cannot stop you, but i’d like you to know that i do not want to hear about your opinion if it is negative. again, respectfully, please go somewhere else to discuss your opinion if you disagree or have a very strong and negative opinion on this.

i do not tolerate any kind of hate. i will not tolerate if you decide to reply to this post, (in any way, whether it’s a reply in the messages thingy or a reblog), with hate or discrimination. if you reply with hateful words or discrimination, you will be blocked. i don’t know if you care about that, but please, take your negative opinion(s) elsewhere. it is not okay to discriminate.

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[grace122]

Well since you don't want me to resist here you go… :)

I'm gonna make this a solo foolish blurb, but if you want a Foolish and a reader insert of something like this I will happily write it.

CW : PISS, LITERALLY IT'S ALL PISS. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Foolish wasn't a stranger to needing to pee during a stream, being in an intense valo match, or even one of his friend's casual game lobbies, and needing to pee wasn't strange. Usually, the 'normal' person would get up once the match was paused and go to do their business in the bathroom.

But.. Of course. Foolish was different.

Foolish would hold it until it was almost at his bladder's breaking point, hands clenched tightly together while he's trying with all his might to hold back the burning ache to piss. Doing this all while entertaining a chat with his jokes and stories.

Currently, Foolish was playing some Valo, taking the time between matches to down obscene amounts of water before going into the match. With each new round, his stomach got heavier and heavier with water, feeling a little bit bloated from how much he was drinking. Out of habit, his legs started to shake, wiggling back and forth over and over again to hide the ache in his bladder, making his brain focus on something that wasn't the urge to pee.

Soon enough, once the whole match ended he was even closer to the edge, he clenched his thighs together tightly, slotting his dick between them to try and stop any piss from leaking out.

He had to suppress a whimper, instead biting on the inside flesh of his cheek and gripping the mouse tightly while he queued in for another match of Valorant.

Foolish looked up to the camera, almost nervously before looking down at his clenched legs, his shorts didn't hide the tight crease made from his clenching, showing off everything to himself.

Another match queued in and he was on his way, picking his agent and locking it in, looking around his desk for things to talk to his chat about.

The match went sort of smoothly. If you'd call it that. When the teams swapped sides, Foolish accidentally let go for a moment and felt the trickle of piss start to run down his thighs, soaking a few patches in his blue shorts.

His breath hitched when it happened, gulping audibly which alerted his chat. He could see all the worried messages mixed with the ones making fun of him too, and honestly, he found it exhilarating. The concept of being caught pissing all over himself at any wrong move or sound made him excited in all the right and wrong ways.

Though to his avail, the match ended and he was able to say goodbye to his chat. He pulled up full cam, making some lame excuse about being 'super tired' and 'needing a nap' to end the stream. Closing down all his software and even going as far as to shut down his PC just to make sure nothing could be watching him.

Right, when he knew it was safe, Foolish went to stand up, but his bladder gave out. Right as he stood out of his chair everything released, a powerful, hot, stream of piss released itself, soaking his boxers and shorts, even trickling down into the carpet beneath him. Foolish looked down at himself while he peed, tears forming on his waterline while he felt the relief of an empty bladder but also the hot stickiness of piss coating his thighs and feet.

"Fuck.." He muttered, moaning quietly while he felt the last few droplets of the stream come out, his cock now standing hard in his boxers, straining against the wet material.

He reached into his sopping clothing, wrapping his hand around the base of his shaft, pumping it up and then down over and over, rubbing in the piss to make a make-shift lube not-really-type-of-thing. The piss on his hand made it easier to stroke himself, going quicker and quicker every few seconds.

All that was going through his dumb brain was how the piss felt all over his body, how it felt being held up in his bladder, and the way it soaked his boxers disgustingly.

"A-Ah.. I-I.." He called out hopelessly, stroking himself harder as he came into his boxers, the already wet material turning stickier from his cum. His skin was screaming, the smell was disgusting, and the carpet was most definitely ruined,

but did he care? No.

Not one fucking bit.

- Dom Anon

anon this is so fucking insanely hot i can’t FUNCTION HOLYYVWHVKGACGKGCOS

[just-an-absolute-mess]

Hi, kiddo~ your friends are gonna learn a lot about you today 😘

Would you rather?

1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 9, 12, 13, 23, 28, 33, 35, 36

- 💎

1. Sweat or Spit

Sweat is definitely the winner but spit is also really good, one of my main fantasies is someone spitting in my mouth >w<

2. Watersports or Rimming

I think rimming wins this cause ive done it more, watersports i want to do but havent really had the chance yet (at least to do it with anyone else)

3. Feet or Armpits

feet for sure, armpits are good for musk but thats about it imo. feet are good for degrading, musk, and a lot more @w@

plus according to someone i get really dumb and blissed out when her feet are in my face

5. Pee myself or Get peed on

id rather get peed on but thats not happened yet, i have peed myself a few times and really enjoyed it though hehehe

7. Barefoot or Shoes

barefoot for sure, shoes and socks are fine but id rather go straight to the source of the musk. although i do love humping someones boots while they tease me >w<

9. Sock gags or Panty Gags

panty gags, they get nice and musky and might taste like piss or cum too @w@

plus getting gagged with your own panties is always really fun ajdgdgshs

12. Facesitting or Breast smothering

facesitting 100%. i love ass way more than i love boobs. plus i can rim someone while im there @w@

13. Chastity or Edging

chastity is great for times when im alone but edging is way better when im with someone. i make so many cute noises when im edged and brainless hehehe

23. Spanking or CBT

spanking, cbt does nothing for me. well the therapy is fine, the torture is meh.

28. Tickling or Spanking

spanking but someone is getting me into tickling

33. Swirly or Wedgie

wedgie. i dont like suffocation in water at all. plus wedgies are just kinda fun on their own akshdsgsgsh

35. Name calling or Pain

can i say both? name calling to make me flustered, knowing i wont fight back. maybe slapping me and pushing me against a wall just to prove you can @w@

36. Older bully or Younger bully

older is great, i think younger is kinda fun in that "im being bullied by someone who should be calling me maam" way but idk if id enjoy that for that long tbh

[justpottytime]

I think my favorite part of omo is the description of the peeing as it's happening.

pre-wetting descriptions: the feeling of anxiety and panic as they realize they aren't gonna make it. maybe they try to minimize the damage by getting somewhere even a tiny bit more secluded, or by getting their clothes out of the way but risk exposing themselves... or maybe their brain goes totally blank as their hold just gives out completely!

sight: the pee spot! I love all types... the little leaks that are only the size of a quarter, the bigger leaks that leave a baseball to dinner plate sized patch, or the rapid leak that immediately runs down their leg... maybe the wet spot grows slow but steady as they gradually pee their pants, which gives it time to mostly travel through the fabric, damp and glistening... or maybe once the seal breaks they just rapidly piss themselves, with pee forcing through the fabric and dribbling off of their butt and knees, making it super obvious that they're having a huge accident right there on the floor.

sound: hissing! pitter pattering! tinkle noises! the sound can tell you so much about how they're wetting and what they're peeing in or on! maybe the noise is the only indication at first... they could be in bed under the covers when suddenly a muffled "pssssssssssssss" catches your ear, and it might even take a moment to realize what you're hearing before you realize it's pee. sound is also important when they've decided to make a toilet out of an unconventional receptacle... is their stream drumming on the inside of a plastic bucket? splattering onto concrete? rattling against tin? and it changes depending on if the stream is close to the material, or far away... that drumming could be louder or quieter, that splattering could change in pitch, and that rattling could become loud hissing... and it's especially good if they're trying not to be found out, but someone hears something weird and goes to investigate. and they aren't even half done!

touch: ohhhhhhh it's so warm! and they can feel wherever their wet spot goes! if they're pressing their legs together, maybe it goes up, wetting their hips, lower tummy, the hem of their shirt... mostly it'll go down though. if they're sitting, maybe it pools around their butt, or if they're standing, it runs down their legs... over their thighs, knees, calves... I especially love when someone wets their jeans enough that it soaks their whole legs, even the outer thighs and stuff, not just the inner part. and if someone has any cause to feel their pee, like a horny partner touching their crotch as they go, or someone unsuspectingly shares a bed with a bedwetter, it'd be hot when it first comes out... maybe even steamy if it's cold outside! but then their heavy wet pants would feel so soggy and clammy once they've finished. maybe a re-wetting would warm them back up?

smell: this one can be so blushy... the faint smell of pee lingering on someone who had to go change their pants feels so childish! it'd be so obvious why they came back wearing different pants... they very obviously peed themselves, even if nobody saw it happen. or if someone pees but it isn't obvious, like if they were wearing snow pants, or sitting with a heavy blanket over their lap... if the smell is how they get found out, and someone has to try and discreetly ask them if they... um... if they, ya know... did something? in their pants...? god, it'd be so hugely embarrassing to admit, but yes, they need help hiding their accident! they didn't mean to pee, it just happened, and now they really don't want anyone to find out!

Oh WOW, so much detail here!!!! You're so right anon, the descriptiveness is the best part, just ALL of this! I think I'm gonna steal some of these for next time I write a fic...

Thanks for the ask!

[whogirlypop]

TAMBER HCs chapter 20

20 whole ass chapters and y'all are still reading! That's insane and I thank you for it. This whole thing has gotten me through good times and ones which are not so. But that doesn't matter does it you're here for good old fashioned Tara and Amber mayhem and horniness and that's what you'll get. I'm sure you've read all the previous chapters if you're reading this one but a handy reminder might be of use ei? Even I don't remember what I wrote in chapter 2 so here goes:

Basic info about some special bitches:

Amber goes by she/them (yes, Tara has made the she/them titties joke) and is pan

Tara is a she/her lesbian girly fine with they/them too

Met in school quickly became friends even tho you wouldn't think they would.

After a few years started dating and all that

And now we return to the scheduled Tamber program:

Kinks: Amber

knife kink- cold metal against her body paired with the threat and mask kink combines into one wet night for Amb

impact play- I mean who doesn't like to be roughly loved from time to time, Amb defo does comes from a previous one night stand where a very naughty Enby had some ideas about Amb and her place in all that

blood kink- She's a horror fan ofc she has a blood kink also once again liquids and hot/cold on the body

likes straps, be that receiving or giving- Look she's dated and fucked a lot of people (which in Tar's eyes is perfectly fine thank you mind your own buisness) some of them had dicks some of them used straps on her and she loves that. As for giving, well a weird sense of gender means that she has thought about what it would be like to have a dick and wahey Bottom Tara materializes and they have a chance to try.

Spit- Once again liquids and degradation a good mix if you want Amb to be a bit softer and more submissive.

can't get enough of Tara's cum- It's sweet and it's cum AND Tara gets to be eaten out/ whatever'd what's not to love.

Amber has a choking kink but doesn't act on it often cause Tara has asthma. Developed it with previous sexual encounters I'd like to say a lesbian goth lady or something cause yipee

when Tara is in the ghostface mask, how the turntables as Amber gets choked just how she likes it- half to death (obviously to a reasonable degree but still)

Amber has a piss kink mfsssss cause I said so. Likes the salty taste perhaps idk as for how they developed it ummm idk tbh accidentally peed on herself and liked the sensation? possibly

after a bit of begging Tara agreed cause she couldn't say no to those puppy eyes (even Amber didn't know she could do that)Amber loves Tara pissing all over her and especially in her mouth (cause she just so girly pop like that (don't lie to yourself if Tara Carpenter asked you'd do too))

Kinks: Tara

Tara enjoys being dominated- as she was a virgin before Amb it's new (Wes tried to do stuff before but look, Tara didn't really want to do anything penetrative. At best he got a blowjob but probably not.) AND HELL does she LOVE it I mean being told what to do, the whips and ties also Amb has soooo much fun with straps.

Amber often overstimms/denies orgasms for Tara- Whichever one it is, Tar gets very needy and tired and moany. Likes overstimm more cause she loves cumming for her Amb.

For Amb will try almost anything but has a few hard nonos with womit and that stuff

General slutiness:

Both of them like degradation altho Amb gets to do it more cause Tara is too scared of fucking up to do that.

Amber’s so bottom when Tara’s in a ghostface mask, holding a knife to her throat.

Tara doesn’t like being a top but ‘if it pleases Amber’ (+ she can’t say no to seeing more of Amber so whiny and begging) I mean Amber rocking her shit afterwards always helps tooo

Okay, so the first time they fucked, they fucked on a proper bed unlike later when almost anything would do. Amb wanting to show Tara a good time cause she loved the lil guy fucked her hard and rough, making sure to finger her plenty and eat her out, perhaps even some anal play cause ofc. Which all was great until they were laying exhausted talking and it turned out that Amb had just taken Tara's virginity. She was so apologetic but Tara was like "dude please, that was the best thing ever I wouldn't have had it any other way"

Amber goes fucking feral when she sees Tara naked cause like that bitch is all hers and is so pretty and sweet and...xisjsnsnne

Tara hides her excitement better but in actuality is just as much a horny lil guy for Amber (I mean look at her ofc she is )

Amber has tattoos all over her body which turn Tara the fuck on (especially the one on her stomach and the lil heart on her butt which sje got for Tara)

Amber has naked photos of Tara "for personal use" (she thinks about Tara while fingering herself before bed, when she can't be with Tar)

Amber used to be addicted to porn, but now with Tara she's not anymore cause like why look at other people when ms. Perfect Carpenter is right there

Amber gives THE best aftercare, all the cuddles, kisses and all that

Amber can not keep her hands off of Tara like they're always on her ass or around her waist

Amber likes to tease Tara by doing something bold just randomly, like putting her hand down Tara’s pants when she shouldn’t (In an obscured public place let's say. They don't fuck infront of other people okay? Except perhaps if Ani/Quinn/Mindy/Liv invited them to )

Amber once came so close to Tara’s face for a kiss that her knee landed right between Tara’s thighs and well, the smaller Carpenter almost creamed their pants right then and there. Which didn't go unnoticed and was delt with consequently in a matter of 5 minutes

Amber makes too many jokes about wanting to bang Sam.And like, she is defo hot but in reality her cute fun-sized Carpenter is what she prefers. Less fighting back and less restraint in sexual matters.

Amber just really likes to please women cause she looooveeesss the moans and face it turns them on sm

Before dating her, Tara stumbled on Amb half naked, tits out fucking some of their pretty classmates ( one was being fingered while another ate Amb out). Amber half jokingly made a suggestion for Tara to join (it was a joke for neither of them in the end but they do much group stuff cause Amb is super possessive of Tara), but our favorite little bottom was too awkward and just shook her head. Later on Tara would go on to question her sexuality and have plenty of good nights remembering seeing all those girls naked and imagining herself in that encounter of lust. And that vibrator Amber got her helped out as well on many-a-frustrated occasions. (Yes, Amber got Tara a vibrator cause Tara was too scared cause of still living with Sam, and “we all love our favorite virgin” and because she was “doing Tara a kindness”) Obviously Amb thought that that virgin thing was a joke but as we already know it was noooott so thank you Amber for doing all the work

Amber is pan but if she had to pick, pussy always won. Partly because she preferred the taste, partly because of the fact that men a lot of the time just do the same old boring in and, 30 seconds later, out routine. If she wanted 30 seconds of fun she'd go on tiktok

Tara has, as a matter of fact, been tied up and fucked by Amber to the joy of both of them cause being/seeing Tara so helpless was a turn on for both of them

Tara and Amber both love the idea of Tara all naked and having degrading things written on her body. Just her being a complete mess. Slut and whore and touch me here around her cunt you get the picture hopefully

Amber looovesss seeing submissive Tara and loves questioning her loyalty and making her beg. Feeds into a dommination/humiliation kink for Tara so fantastic both ways

Amb loves seeing Tara's face in pure ecstasy when she's getting fucked and that's why she does everyhing she does

The Group would've soooo teased Amber and Tara for being loud after a party but they themselves were preoccupied with banging the shit out of eachother so they don't care.

I kinda love the idea of Amber being super desperate and horny riding her pillow and then Tara in a ghostface mask sneaking up on her, putting a knife to her throat and giving amber the best orgasm of her life (the feeding into Ambs kinks in this one is insane)

AMB LOVES ANAL the only good thing about dicks is that they can be shoved deep up her ass (we love anal queen Amb) however, they don't last too long and that's why on special occasions they beg Tara to put on a strap and dominate the shit out of that pretty ass.

Amber once walked in on Quinn and Mindy getting it on and was like "damn that's hot, ughhhhh now I'm turned on and Tara's asleep" and just sat down to masturbate while watching Quinn get absolutely railed. (if you've read my stuff Tamber moved in with the polycule and they have a loose privacy system okay? They just horny)

Amber can't go to sleep without first masturbating, well they can but they prefer not to as it's a habit which they developed and it feels wrong to go straight to sleep

Tara and Amber once went off into the forest where amb got high and, with the help of her trusty strap, fucked Tara's lil cunt good

@stab_whore1 obviously Ambs account on twt

Amber obviously, has watched every porn parody/ cosplay vid under the sun of Stab

also Amber boasts a lot about how good she fucked Tara (just not in front of sam for obvious reasons. But Quinn is more than fair game) and Tara is just sittin there all embarrassed and kinda wet and stuff cause obviously she likes the attention.

also Amber looovessss reading fanfics after watching movies and TV shows. Like 5 minutes after it's all Regina George X reader or whatever

also also has a weird relationship with gender. Like she doesn't mind how she is rn but if she got to choose she'd go with like a weird ass tentacle as her genital of choice same with presentation

owns a dildo she bought secretly as well as a few other sex toys cause she used to get soooo lonely before dating Tara, and one can please themselves just as well and now that she is she sometimes gets herself off to the thought of Tara riding it deep and licking off her sweet juices afterwards. Which probably happened didn't it

totally masturbated at the park behind some bushes at midnight, as well as behind woodsboro high

and ate out a girl in the same spot too

(that girl must have felt heaven) but that was later and thankfully just as uneventful

For the love of your body:

Now we come to a part about how they like their own and eachothers bodies

Tara is ofc all tidy about her pubes (a strip if not shaved fully)while Amber just let's it be cause who cares (full on bush cause fuck society)

Amber defo doesn't shave her armpits cause once again and I meaaannn Tara finds all that sexy so

Tara LOOVESSS Amb’s tits cause they're cute and very nice to lay on

Once while Tar was walking behind her and leaned over Amb had an experience as Tara's ass was outlined by her tight Jeans cue *OH MY LAWD* and now Amb is very possesive.

They're both not confident in their bodies Tara more so but she knows her gf likes her body so that's enough for her

Notes:

And so ends the 20th chapter! to 20 more ei? I'll probably do a thing like this with Quinn and then Sam x Kirby but obviously a bit shorter than 2000 words. as always let me know what you thought!! and if you have any ideas!! I loved writing this even if it's a bit more Amber centric than I'd like.(This is very random, but I noticed that I get so much into the headcannon world that I'll be looking at a another fic which is more cannon adjacent and I'm like OHHH RIGHT Amb is a serial Killer, Liv is more mean than cutie patootie and quinn bless her was responsible partly for Ani's death not the loss of her virginity )

@amber-frrman is I just tryna post it on my other blog

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V-Day - The End of the Beginning

Yesterday I woke up from another night of little sleep and much acid. I took Pepto Bismol just about as fast as they'd let me - hourly - throughout the night, and it only barely took the edge off enough to "sleep" sitting up with my head at a bizarre angle. Eventually the nurse got the go-ahead to give me Prevacid, which I'd never taken before but I was willing to try anything.

To its credit, it did reduce the acid in my stomach. But it did so by flushing it out the other way, so I woke up with a tummy ache. Great.

Listen, you really don't want to experience a tummy ache while your tummy is literally riddled with slices. There are glued-together incisions all over my abdomen, some of which certainly go straight through the abs. That explains why it hurts so bad to cough, and to vomit for that matter. Or laugh. Wasn't doing much of that last one, though.

Anyway, I spent the morning in and out of the bathroom, but it wasn't loose like before, so I was confident I could go home. The doctors came in, removed the catheter (OUCH! FUCK!) and offered to remove the packing and teach me dilation right away or some back later. I said "come back later" - my urethra was on fucking fire!

I took that time to pack and try to remember how to pee. I didn't have to pee yet, so it was purely academic, but I did go for a bit of a walk by myself - not something I was inclined to do while holding a bag of piss. But moving around was good for me, and I finally peed in the toilet. It was a damn mess. I was warned, I suppose, I just hope it stops doing that when the swelling goes down.

At this point I knew my indigestion would only get worse if I didn't eat something, but I also knew I desperately needed safe foods. I ate some of what the hospital gave me that day, but it did nothing for me. I needed my black bean crunchwrap. I would not be able to properly rest without it. Granola made a poor substitute.

Honestly, tangent here, but what the hell did that hospital kitchen have against beans? They had green beans, but other than that? Forget it. They had goddamn cheesesteaks but I couldn't get a comforting and nutritious burrito even if I asked. Disgraceful.

Another disgrace was that hospital bed. It was tilted to the right. If you have GI issues, you might immediately recognize the problem here, but I'll explain anyway: Sleeping on your left side reduces acid reflux symptoms, but I was unable to do so since I had a catheter. I had to sleep on my back. But you see, while I slept on my back I was sleeping in the worst orientation for my esophagus. I never had a chance.

The surgery team came back, un-slurped my packing gauze, and taught me how to dilate a little bit too aggressively. It as fucking painful. But at least that meant I'd done everything I had to do to go home. It was just a waiting game at this point. I used some of my remaining time to try dilating again in private, and it was still awful but at least I managed to hold the smallest one about halfway in for ten minutes. A decent slow start.

This is running long, so I'll gloss over the rest. I got carted out in a wheelchair, enjoyed the cool breeze, and took a bite of that black bean crunchwrap. I knew then that I'd be alright.

I got home, showered, and properly slept for the first time in days. I'm alive again. I'm back.