#also on facebook probably

[vellichorom]

What WOULD Thierry post on Twitter in some hypothetical hell world where he does in fact have one (every day I try to forget canon implications that The Narrator uses Twitter and every day I fail)

i don't think i shuld tell u /silly

to me, nar has... at least a handful of different twitters. theoretically;

one for promoting The Stanley Parable of course; documenting necessary updates, promotional shots - such & such, much akin to what you see & would expect from the Crowsx3 twitter, if not. exactly like that

one more akin to kevan's own twitter, going on weird storytelling tangents & occasionally commentating on issues going on in the world or with his " circle, " whomever that may encompass ( usually the people he's working with or has been hired by )

& these are just what's known to the public, with little more known OF " The Narrator " beyond any other devlogs associated with TSP;

i KNOW that man has a secondary, more SOCIAL personal twitter that he uses to directly interact with people, more often than not - fighting or getting into more levelheaded discussions with people; known - not by his public moniker, but as an unknown someone Very Very obsessed with TSP, & interacting with the fanbase, even arguing about the things people have to say about his game. what are you talking about YOU'RE seeing a woman getting chased around by an old man with a boxcutter, there's NOTHING like that in the game ???? are you SURE you have a legitimate copy of the stanley parable ???? what's this big game theory about this all being the nightmarish purgatory of a man who killed his wife & is now dealing with the guilt ???? <- ( he does not realize his actions can be, to a degree, perceived by the players )

& then i like joking that he's got another secret twitter that i cannot even describe the contents of but that's. probably not canon

& a THOUSAND more other probable throwaways he uses for OTHER stupid nonsense. & that's just on twitter, you should see his dumbass on reddit

[icewindandboringhorror]

I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :

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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )

[kjscottwrites]

Well for one I'M not going anywhere, but lets say for no particular reason that Tumblr does bite it...

I don't mean this as any sort of doomsaying, because I'm staying here and will stay here indefinitely. This is where my community is. But, I am curious if people are feeling inclined to relocate!

Feel free to add your other socials to this thread as well!

[tomaturtles]

Oh my god??????

[sluttyten]

My afraid-of-romance ass has just been asked by another regular customer for my number and the stupid thing is that again I do think this guy is kinda cute and I really probably should say yes

[lastoneout]

In a twist that shocked nobody, the person who left those tags implying that fatphobia only hurts women is a radfem.

Oh yeah no, I figured, typically it's only a very specific type of person who says shit like that, I just get so fucking heated about people ignoring fatphobia/diet culture and the ways many forms of oppression uniquely effect men and I'm already annoyed over dumb shit on that post 24/7 so I snapped. I just hope if I can't change that person's mind I can at least draw attention to these issues, educate people, and encourage them to actually listen to the voices of fat men because they deserve to speak on their own suffering.

Side note, can I just say I love your username so much.

[zestials]

half baked early morning thoughts : when i say zestial's not a big fan of technology or certain styles , that's true --- in the modern sense & how quickly it's moving. he's like .. eighty or so years behind the mortal realm & as such most of the new(er) sinners are quite hard for him to relate to. ( save for verses where he has a specific reason to look more into it. ) give him another twenty years & he might have a landline ! his voicemail would be a horrific curse placed upon you though lbr but i think the more time that passes & the more advancements made will only further that gap.

someday i will go into detail about how zee probably helped curate a lot of what information's out & about in hell ( pride ring specifically obv. ) all those accounts digitalized had to come from somewhere & he's not above censoring to fit his needs. partly why i have some of his information redacted ( definitely not because i'm still cooking on it & trying to put ideas into words. )

occasionally he'll incorporate new things or styles into his day to day ( i,e. his personal home being a more 1800s style architecture wise vs the 1600s gothic cathedral of his base for business that's more reminiscent of the time period he was alive in. ) he just needs some time to acclimate. this includes clothing , even his hat will be changed out occasionally but the patched one is undeniably his favorite & is repaired rather than replaced. yes. he wears more than a rag & cape. yes. there are still usually ruffles, he's extra.

BUT i do think up till the 1940s/1950s he was more on-top of things , he rather enjoyed alastor's radio show , has a gramophone / record player , knows swing dance , enjoys jazz & ragtime music ( although he'll still often lean towards classical ) , not even totally opposed to a black & white film occasionally ! he's just a little petty & stubborn about moving on so quickly. there needs to be ample time to appreciate it.

wait i had to edit this. zestial pays in cash, checks, secrets, blood or sacrifices. he's like motherfucking ron swanson. this man does not use a credit card. he's probably got buried treasure.

[grgie]

my sadness that im not part of the groupchat of young people at work VS my lukewarm at best connection with said young people at work: FIGHT!

[sixamese-simblr]

A drag competition I took part in keeps describing me as "a queen who shows drag is about more than just being a pretty picture" on their IG posts and idk how to feel about that

[clair-de-lunar-tears]

happy memesday!

[veevadoovee]

Do not speak of the Burned Man

[flockofdoves]

can you all wish for me to find the perfect coffee table this week... so tired of being coffee tableless but i have just become so picky now that i have almost every other piece of living furniture i need

[pepsinister]

Lots of reactions to today’s Staff post, so here’s another one in the ring.

I’m not so alarmist as to think that the changes Staff laid out today are going to kill tumblr, I think they’ll annoy most of us and drop a few users but ultimately blow over because they’re less egregious than what every other site is up to right now. Also, even though I don’t like the changes, I do like the way Staff is publicizing them.

But I do see a clear pattern in Tumblr’s recent moves - bolder merchandise marketing via Emporium, scrambling for engagement metrics with Tumblr Live, more aggressive prompts to sign in to see content, etcetera. Some members of staff have even publicly said outright that tumblr needs to start making money. What this pattern tells me is that Tumblr as a business entity has probably been given a deadline by which to become profitable or at least financially break even, and what we’re seeing is an aggressive push to meet that goal.

I don’t think Tumblr is going to work out the secret recipe to profitable social media, nobody except Facebook ever has, and nobody else is in the niche that Facebook is in. The secret recipe probably just doesn’t exist outside of that niche. Everything else that any of us do on social media is costing somebody a TON of money that they want to one day recoup.

So my guess is that Tumblr is going to shut down in the near future, not because of these unpopular changes but the other way around.

[cripplecryptid]

In a stupid bad mood rn. My earpod fell in the toilet when I just woke up, my mom apparently made a reservation at a restaurant for her birthday but I don't have time that day, and also the lupus awareness thing I was a part of is happening rn even though they didn't send me the finished product to confirm I'm happy w it. So now there's ppl looking at my face in a hospital hall and I don't even know what I looked like

[marklikely]

starting to get worried abt this site's userbase and their determination to boil every evil in the world down to "tiktok did it"

[tamagotchikgs]

oreo iced capps taste like that chocolate kibble cereal's leftover milk but w/o the dusty particles n i lov it ,,,,,,,,,,