#also on facebook probably

[vellichorom]

What WOULD Thierry post on Twitter in some hypothetical hell world where he does in fact have one (every day I try to forget canon implications that The Narrator uses Twitter and every day I fail)

i don't think i shuld tell u /silly

to me, nar has... at least a handful of different twitters. theoretically;

one for promoting The Stanley Parable of course; documenting necessary updates, promotional shots - such & such, much akin to what you see & would expect from the Crowsx3 twitter, if not. exactly like that

one more akin to kevan's own twitter, going on weird storytelling tangents & occasionally commentating on issues going on in the world or with his " circle, " whomever that may encompass ( usually the people he's working with or has been hired by )

& these are just what's known to the public, with little more known OF " The Narrator " beyond any other devlogs associated with TSP;

i KNOW that man has a secondary, more SOCIAL personal twitter that he uses to directly interact with people, more often than not - fighting or getting into more levelheaded discussions with people; known - not by his public moniker, but as an unknown someone Very Very obsessed with TSP, & interacting with the fanbase, even arguing about the things people have to say about his game. what are you talking about YOU'RE seeing a woman getting chased around by an old man with a boxcutter, there's NOTHING like that in the game ???? are you SURE you have a legitimate copy of the stanley parable ???? what's this big game theory about this all being the nightmarish purgatory of a man who killed his wife & is now dealing with the guilt ???? <- ( he does not realize his actions can be, to a degree, perceived by the players )

& then i like joking that he's got another secret twitter that i cannot even describe the contents of but that's. probably not canon

& a THOUSAND more other probable throwaways he uses for OTHER stupid nonsense. & that's just on twitter, you should see his dumbass on reddit

[icewindandboringhorror]

I know this is just a silly bad quality random screencap of a screencap that I found on facebook lol, BUT it's a succinct enough image to easily describe the concept in a quick/accessible way hopefully :

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(and of course, feel free to elaborate in tags, etc.! (especially elaborating about other senses as well.. can you "hear" in your mind just as well as you can "see"? taste? etc.) It's an interesting topic to me, as someone who's like a 4.5 at MOST lol. I'm curious what option will be the most common :0c )

[kjscottwrites]

Well for one I'M not going anywhere, but lets say for no particular reason that Tumblr does bite it...

I don't mean this as any sort of doomsaying, because I'm staying here and will stay here indefinitely. This is where my community is. But, I am curious if people are feeling inclined to relocate!

Feel free to add your other socials to this thread as well!

[spiriiitt]

Imagine garroth constantly trying to show laurance songs, and laurance being so done with him because it's half taylor swift style country and half the most 2000's / 2010's fuckboy type music that he genuinely enjoys and is constantly listening to. Is that a photo of the billboard top/hot 100 from 15 years ago? No, it's a screenshot of Garroth's playlist and you can't skip any of the songs. Or commit suicide to escape. And Garroth is now banned from the aux in laurance's car because because hearing the slightest beep of house music fries his brain

vaguely pdh/mys

[nengirl]

i love old/dead internet content and web pages sooo much there's something so endearing about how people used to use the internet in certain spaces like it wasn't about getting fame or going viral or becoming an influencer... people developed and kept up with blogs and fan pages (often in full anonymity) out of passion and love for their hobbies and interests in a way that isn't seen as often today in this disingenuous age of hyper-consumerist algorithms and follower count obsession that is inevitably linked with monetization

[batwynn]

Shout out to facebook memories reminding me that today is the anniversary of the day I could have secured my rights to my work before someone stole it and made money off of it. 🥲 Always a good time with Facebook Memories.

[tomaturtles]

Oh my god??????

[sluttyten]

My afraid-of-romance ass has just been asked by another regular customer for my number and the stupid thing is that again I do think this guy is kinda cute and I really probably should say yes

[lastoneout]

In a twist that shocked nobody, the person who left those tags implying that fatphobia only hurts women is a radfem.

Oh yeah no, I figured, typically it's only a very specific type of person who says shit like that, I just get so fucking heated about people ignoring fatphobia/diet culture and the ways many forms of oppression uniquely effect men and I'm already annoyed over dumb shit on that post 24/7 so I snapped. I just hope if I can't change that person's mind I can at least draw attention to these issues, educate people, and encourage them to actually listen to the voices of fat men because they deserve to speak on their own suffering.

Side note, can I just say I love your username so much.

[icewindandboringhorror]

I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently

[batri-jopa]

Quite recently I realised that whenever I hear or see a word "always" it sounds in my brain more like polish "za każdym razem" (that is "every single time") instead of what I've been taught ("zawsze" is more like "now and forever"). Would you please tell me what it really means?

[zestials]

half baked early morning thoughts : when i say zestial's not a big fan of technology or certain styles , that's true --- in the modern sense & how quickly it's moving. he's like .. eighty or so years behind the mortal realm & as such most of the new(er) sinners are quite hard for him to relate to. ( save for verses where he has a specific reason to look more into it. ) give him another twenty years & he might have a landline ! his voicemail would be a horrific curse placed upon you though lbr but i think the more time that passes & the more advancements made will only further that gap.

someday i will go into detail about how zee probably helped curate a lot of what information's out & about in hell ( pride ring specifically obv. ) all those accounts digitalized had to come from somewhere & he's not above censoring to fit his needs. partly why i have some of his information redacted ( definitely not because i'm still cooking on it & trying to put ideas into words. )

occasionally he'll incorporate new things or styles into his day to day ( i,e. his personal home being a more 1800s style architecture wise vs the 1600s gothic cathedral of his base for business that's more reminiscent of the time period he was alive in. ) he just needs some time to acclimate. this includes clothing , even his hat will be changed out occasionally but the patched one is undeniably his favorite & is repaired rather than replaced. yes. he wears more than a rag & cape. yes. there are still usually ruffles, he's extra.

BUT i do think up till the 1940s/1950s he was more on-top of things , he rather enjoyed alastor's radio show , has a gramophone / record player , knows swing dance , enjoys jazz & ragtime music ( although he'll still often lean towards classical ) , not even totally opposed to a black & white film occasionally ! he's just a little petty & stubborn about moving on so quickly. there needs to be ample time to appreciate it.

wait i had to edit this. zestial pays in cash, checks, secrets, blood or sacrifices. he's like motherfucking ron swanson. this man does not use a credit card. he's probably got buried treasure.

[lacewise-psas]

Voting blocs that voted overwhelmingly for Harris:

Black people

Jewish people

Queer people (and the percentage was high enough it definitely included white queer people as the majority)

Non-religious people

Voting blocs that voted majority for Harris:

Latinx people (barely)

Asian people (barely)

Non-Christian religious people (as a whole)

Voting blocs that voted for a third-party candidate (so secret Trump voters) (according to CAIR):

Muslim people

Voting blocs that voted overwhelmingly for Trump:

Non-college educated white women

White men

(The voting exit polls for Native people is unreliable and is therefore not included)

So white people need to become capable of looking inward because only queer people understood the stakes, all the white demographics (including white women) shifted right along with everyone else people love speculating about—every group you don’t belong to should be seen as an intracommunity issue and not your business

I am very, very tired of takes that reflect social media posts but not the concrete numbers. The actual issue is, once again, your racist white uncle. You are not immune to misinformation.

Sources: https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-elections/exit-polls?amp=1

[frankensteindotpdf]

eg. had a nightmare, couldnt fall asleep on your own because you were scared etc

[girderednerve]

do you think academic librarians feel about the public adulation for jstor the way i feel about the public attitude towards libby (i.e., negative)?

[insanechayne]

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