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luckily i decided to wear my gun proof skin today !

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eats it

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that would end his suffering therefore no. i can eat his oat for today in front of him if you like though?

Tbh, I’m a simp for Mcqueen and I kinda have a crush on him ngl… his rizz, his blue eyes, when he sticks out his tongue omg it drives me nuts. Even when he was arrogant I loved him but now that he learned HUMILITY… OMG 😭❤️❤️❤️😌😩😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘😘 I LOVE YOU LIGHTNING!!!

i keep him locked up in my basement and feed him 1 oat every day because i hate him so fucking much

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Tbh, I’m a simp for Mcqueen and I kinda have a crush on him ngl… his rizz, his blue eyes, when he sticks out his tongue omg it drives me nuts. Even when he was arrogant I loved him but now that he learned HUMILITY… OMG 😭❤️❤️❤️😌😩😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰😘😘 I LOVE YOU LIGHTNING!!!

i keep him locked up in my basement and feed him 1 oat every day because i hate him so fucking much

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one week ago was this blogs 1 year tumblrversary. heres to a lifetime of hating that fuckass red car 🥂

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which racetrack or which dennys

and are we allowed to bring remote control Lightning McQueen toys

whichever is closest to you. i will be summoned as soon as you step in the lot, much like a video game boss

as for the toy....ok, but that means i get to run you over in my van 👍

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which parking lot

dennys? although we could do it outside a racetrack if u really wanna commit to the bit

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but i love McQueen ❤️⚡️❤️

you and i are on opposite sides of a war i am losing. we should fight to the death in a parking lot

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i will not HEAR YOU OUT. explodes you with my mind 💥💥💥💥

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ty @bisexualmcqueen for creating the universe (fangs on car)

bonus for you <3

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I DONT KNOW WHAT HAIR TO GIVE BLADE AUUGHRHHRR

My friend said he should be bald lol so that’s also an option

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🌸✨💓THIS IS A TUMBLR HUG! 🧚🏾‍♀️ PASS IT ON AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY! ~♡ (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

OOF I HAVENT CHACKED THIS ASK BOX IN A WHILE BUT THANK YOUUU

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You get pulled over with several pounds of cocaine in you're trunk and the only thing you have to cover your face is a lighting McQueen mask. Watcha doing? (And you can't run until the officer has gotten a good look at you)

"im sorry officdr you cant arrest me im neurodivergent and gay twitter will cancle you"

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op i love your art but AHHHHHHH WHY DO I KEEP GETTING TAGGED IN MCQUEEN STUFF

KA-CHOW!1!1!1 💥💥💥💥

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These four are fighting. Who do you think is catching the dub?

Ngl as much as I love my OC, My money's on black.

i dont evej know the top two but im saying mcqueen because that stupid rat bastard could probably run all the others over and squish them flat somehow

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Okay I think everybody's been wondering this question. And it's about damn time we ask this.

Cereal or Milk first?

i put milk first bc i cant do soggy cereal most days (whoo sensory issues yay) but i know thats weird

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had the urge to draw a very arrogant rookie mcqueen ⚡️⚡️