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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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Another pokemon twst assignments
#the joke here is that floyd is an underlying genius that he accidentally caught a legendary pokemon without knowing anything about it#he just wanted to beat the big guy up; he got 6 pokemons bcs of this; and he also got the special red gyarados#i imagine kalim get legendary & water pokemons in his family by money or connections; but they warm up to him quickly that they stays with#the legendary pokemon represents the tiger jasmine had; all the first three pokemon represents the sun kalim is#and of course how hot his hometown is; volcarona is the only thing protecting kalim from jamil if he ever tried to be funny again fshdsh#slowking bcs kalim is “slowking”; honestly i arrange the pokemons out of color harmony more than anything else#twst#twisted wonderland#pokemon#crossover#jamil viper#jade leech#floyd leech#kalim al asim#deuce spade#fanart#mega banette#eelektrik#mareanie#whimsicott#kyogre#volcarona#quagsire
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ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU
I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.
like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 5 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 5 spoilers#(not me realizing that meleanor doesn't actually appear non-silhouetted until part 5 so uhhhhh. whoops.)#(i know a bunch of you read the spoiler-tagged stuff though so i'm putting my life in your hands)#revan would be the funniest one i think because it's just raven but with the vowels switched and i'd be over here going WHAT COULD IT MEAN#anyway i'm here to give the people what they crave and it's obviously references to 70s american sitcoms that spun off of happy days#mork and grimdy. i-is that anything.#the problem of course is now that i might have to actually come up with a bunch of laverne and shirley jokes#when i haven't...actually watched it in a million years#(my personal pool of media i consumed growing up is a good 60% made up of random things i found to watch at 3 am because of insomnia)#(this probably explains a lot about me) (the opinions about zorro adaptations anyway)#hold on let me marathon all eight seasons and -- wait i'm just now finding out there was also an animated series#in which they joined the army and their sergeant was a literal cartoon pig but also they went to space and fought giant gorillas?#but how does boo boo kitty factor into this
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Huge L for Helio this episode I gotta say. Something about meeting that guy makes people want to go worship a dead lesbian
#YES this is the same joke twice I thought of two funny ways to say it#this post better not break containment it sounds insane out of context#also important to state that Cassandra is of course an enby lesbian we love our non-binary godexx of mystery#fantasy high#fhjy#fantasy high junior year#buddy dawn#kristen applebees#helio#ankarna#fantasy high spoilers#dimension 20
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my biggest complaint about twst actually is that i cant pick the boys in the guest room up and dangle them in the air and drag them around the screen and throw them at the walls. i just think that would highly improve my gaming experience
#twst#twisted wonderland#💌 personal#im joking but also not#i desperately need to throw those lil chibis around#out of affection of course <33
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why was this low-key romantic
#dcmk#the million dollar pentagram#Kaito Kid#Heiji Hattori#this entire fight is great but that reveal especially is so good#Because Of Course the Only Person who knows the Truth about Kudou sees Kaitou Kid's face and is thrown aback#idk man there's like Layers to This goddddddddd#the caption is a joke but also its romantic in a cinematic sense Like ghibli movies#World renown thief wearing your best friends face!!! insane!!!
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thinking about not only the specific people lucanis pulls in to represent the 'locks' in his psyche, but the storytelling that happens in the structure/order of them. the underlying ideas are presented something like:
the lucanis who went into the ossuary never came back out again; he died down there (the boy caterina raised is gone forever) -> you're putting yourself in danger doing this (by being close to me), you should leave because I can't bear it if you get hurt because of me -> it doesn't matter even if we do try this, it won't work anyway (again because of me) ('you know what he's like, you can open the door but he won't walk through it' :'( oofie doofie) -> what if the real secret is that there was never anything but the monster in here from the beginning. you should leave, there was never anything here worth saving in the first place. (implicitly: what if I deserved what happened, all along.)
it runs pretty cleanly from outward-oriented attachment anxiety ('caterina won't even want me back like this, she won't recognize me (the same way I no longer recognize myself)) and gradually deeper inwards until we reach self-image and self worth. or you know, the harrowing basic lack of it lol.
"careful -- they'll know we're not right," spite says in one of their first scenes... but clearly, some very deep part of lucanis has feared or suspected for much longer than that that there's something inherently not right at the core of him, way before any demon entered the picture. and the voice he gives those lines to is the person who should know him better than anyone in the world, who he has loved more than anyone in the world -- and who deliberately chose to hurt him so horrifically anyway. 'It's better if I'm just a monster and deserved what happened than it is to allow for the idea that the brother I love doesn't really exist and maybe never did'. it's better if he's fundamentally flawed in some way that needed fixing to help him survive, and that's why caterina chose to hurt him again and again -- out of love. (this one I think he might have a very sad wakeup call on one day if he ever ends up with the responsibility and care of a child of his own in some way and realizes just how alien the idea of ever intentionally hurting them for any reason is to him. oh buddy. also interesting that he keeps caterina as the outermost lock -- there IS a distance he keeps there that he hasn't with illario. he doesn't resent her 'anymore' he says, but he also keeps her carefully further away from his deepest self.)
as far as I could tell the only note in the mind prison that's fully hidden and needs to be uncovered is the sad painful helpless stupid little truth that even after all this, even knowing what happened... he still loves his brother. is there anything illario could ever do that would make lucanis completely stop loving him, do you think? sometimes the trouble with unconditional love is that it is, well. unconditional, even when some terms and conditions probably would have been in order haha.
that's the pattern you see there again and again; he would rather destroy and abandon and imprison himself at every turn than let go of love, even when it's just scraps, even when there's only ever enough of it to hurt him. it's only when rook shows up and as it were takes his hand and walks along with him that he can entertain the idea of changing the story of what walking out the door might mean in the end.
#tl;dr the demon is a metaphor about dissociation and trauma and it's doing its job thematically fucking pitch perfectly that way the end#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#dragon age meta#this mission is like ds9 the wire in terms of episodes you really can examine from a thousand different angles#and find something new and soulcrushingly sad every time. exactly my kind of episode in other words#whenever people say there's nothing to him but coffee and spite jokes some small part of me goes 'oh I'm so incredibly sorry!#it must be really hard and so impractical to go through life without being able to read :'( get better soon'#is that very nice of me. perhaps not. is the writing here *perfect*? of course not. but some people are also dedicated to being#wilfully blind (presumably b/c they would have preferred to see something else?? idk man)#lucanis' reaction to taash going 'I'm sorry I'm such a bad crow :'('... he could NEVER do what caterina did with him no matter what#you just can't use him like that. he needs the clean family/enemy/contract distinction or you just break him!!!#caterina literally what are you thinking. every day I ask myself this. (probably 'the only other option that keeps the seat in the family#is illario. so that's right out of course' lmao)#god forbid it happen anytime soon if it should happen b/c there's Stuff that needs working through first lol but he'd be such a soft dad
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still so many days before canucks hockey resumes and there wasn’t even 4 nations today…i’m fading…so here is one of my most cherished canucks moments in recent memory. idk if anybody else has the same attachment to this clip as i do but i literally watch it at least once a week 😭 it is just so special to me in ways i can’t entirely explain:
(warning: j*sse p*llock)
#just like. petey gazing at quinn when quinn remembers the bet#quinn changing course from talking to the group to talking to petey —#‘we just did you’d pick up the next dinner’ before transitioning back to talking to Everyone and not just Petey#petey’s quiet humour#‘that’s messed up man’#(then making sure to let everyone know he doesn’t care in case they didn’t realize he was joking sHOOT ME)#petey pronouncing his name in swedish#quinn not precisely zoning out because he seems laser-focussed on petey saying his name#quinn’s smile at the end#it’s just so 😭🫂#(also i miss all star break 2024 i had so much hope)#peteyquinn#elias pettersson#quinn hughes#canucks#hockey#vancouver canucks#nhl
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Viktor and Jayce both need to take some non-STEM classes
I'm joking but also a little not-joking that this is in fact, a theme in the show.
In Season 1.08, Ambessa meets Jayce for the first time after he's become a councilor. One of the first questions she asks him is, "Do they teach military history at your Academy, Mr. Talis?"
Jayce takes this as a set up for an insult against him. He's rattled by the bathhouse and braced for a fight. He's so riled, in fact, that he completely misses what Ambessa is probing him for there.
Ambessa wasn't setting him up to make him feel small, like Jayce feared, she wanted to know if he had a military history background or even the beginnings of the skills needed as an engineer to understand or counter some of the political manipulations she's about to pull on him.
Jayce answers: I'm not sure.
Not only has Jayce never taken a military class, he as a scientist doesn't even know if his school offers it.
That made him easy pickings for Ambessa. She wouldn't even need to be subtle, she could use the most basic tricks in the book against a proud young man with only a scientific background and know he wouldn't even begin to have the tools to pick up let alone counter what she's doing to him.
And then we get to Viktor in S2. Now, I think "How much of Cult Leader Viktor is even Viktor?" is a fair question. But the whole Machine Herald ethos he seems to be working towards in his inner monologue in 2.06 is yet another example of "Won't someone PLEASE make these boys take some sort of liberal arts class? An ethics course? SOMETHING?"
Viktor is working his way (Hexcore influence or no) to the conclusion that many frustrated young activists have hit upon when their activism doesn't work.
He tried to help people. But people didn't want to be helped or didn't cooperate with the way he wanted to help them.
His conclusion? Clearly it's the people who are wrong. It's the people who need to be changed.
To quote Pratchett, "“People on the side of The People always ended up disappointed, in any case. They found that The People tended not to be grateful or appreciative or forward-thinking or obedient. The People tended to be small-minded and conservative and not very clever and were even distrustful of cleverness. And so the children of the revolution were faced with the age-old problem: it wasn't that you had the wrong kind of government, which was obvious, but that you had the wrong kind of people.”
And of course, once you start to see people as the problem, that people need to be fundamentally changed, added, or subtracted from, when you treat people as things, that is when the real evil begins.
You have to accept people as they are and work within those bounds, because otherwise you have to change people and that pretty much always leads to the sort of atrocities that the Machine Herald seems gearing up to do. Namely, add and subtract away the people, or the characteristics of people, that don't fit his vision for the world.
And all I can think is: won't Piltover Academy please for the love of god make your tech bros take some goddamn history and philosophy classes please??
#arcane#arcane meta#arcane spoilers#kind of joking but also kind of not#and knowing that the writer Overton is actually a Great Courses fan#I actually kinda think this is a deliberate dig#Jayce and Viktor BOTH don't have any non science background#it makes them very susceptible and under prepared to face certain ideas
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Gale doodles/practice pt. 7
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Practicing expressions. The joke one was the easiest one to draw and came to me so fast omg-
EDIT: HERE'S THE POST
#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#bg3 gale#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 fanart#baldur's gate fanart#if anyone can find that post that showcased Gale's 'armless' joke about Dribbles#please send it here#because when I saw that it was so funny#caption was like Gale 'smooth enough for two' Dekarios#and of course I laughed at his joke because of course I did#i'm a simple galemancer#i also feel like i can never quite get his features right to 'feel' like Gale#but that's why these Gale doodles series was born
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I really love the qpr thingy you have for Ink and fresh. :D
Thank you!!
Sometimes I'll take inspo from my own qpr. They're not the Most similar to us I think, being totally honest, but I do like to sometimes base things on us... if only because it makes me laugh a lot.
#mostly the humor? and whimsy. .. junnys whimsy and inks whimsy are similar to me. also I think they're both Very funny#I can see ink making many similar jokes to her. and of course I'lll Always relate to fresh HAHA#fresh#fresh sans#fresh!sans#ink#ink sans#ink!sans#fresh & ink#utmv#undertale multiverse#puppydraws#puppy barks#the-second-reason
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This is MelJayVik to me btw:

And they are ALL in love.
#mostly joking#huge Melvik shipper too#why put two divas against each other when I can make them kiss?#I also love Meljay too.#and of course Jayvik#but I like the thought of the three of them together#arcane#arcane viktor#viktor arcane#jayce talis#arcane jayce#mel medarda#arcane mel#meljayvik#melvik#meljay#jayvik
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Now, remember eveyrone: oil painting is a very classic and respected medium that has existed for centuries and it must be respect as so you must NEVER get silly with it ..... anyway heres a wip ^-^
#also the reminder is a joke of course#im being sarcastic#my art#sth#miles tails prower#tails the fox#miles prower#tails#ask to tag#scream#ghostface
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Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier
Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (●_●)
(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)
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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier
#jason todd#red hood#robin jason todd#batman#batfam#batfamily#incorrect quotes#batman incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect jason todd#what he means by 'ending my part earlier'?#well nothing of course. it's just a joke#it's just a joke...#...ok#maaaaybe he'll just storm in there and take on the guys himself#remember that time when robin!jason stormed a drug lab and nightwing stepped in and got him out without shutting the lab down?#because they didn't have enough “evidence”?#jason was so appaled. why not arrest them right then and there?#oh btw the quote is based on a true story#a professor of mine said that#he also didn't care if we did the assignments or not. they weren't a part of the grade
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a little wip for a little thing i'm working on!
#fnaf moon#fnaf dca#dca fandom#traditional art#when you pat your robot coworker on the head and then he makes it WeirdTM#it's all fun and games until you realized you're touch starved#this idea has me by the throat#it has been occupying all my attention since i got my exam marks back#(i passed by the way! hooray! my reward is more courses!)#cuz i want to get it done before i start my second course#or i will not know peace#so hoping to get it done some time this week#also! a little extra sneak peak for those of you who read my tags#(love you all by the way!)#(my tags are where i tell all my best and worst jokes)#this will be angst#>:)#crab art
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“Oh the age gap was too big I aged one of them up/down so they’re the same age”
YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR WEAKNESS! YOU ROLL ON YOUR SPINELESS BACK AND EXPOSE YOUR COWARD BELLY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! I DONT HAVE A SHIP WITH AN AGE GAP OF LESS THAN A DECADE! GIVE THESE MIDDLE AGED MEN A TWINK AND SOME VIAGRA AND THEYRE READY TO GO!
#hilson#house md#not art#saw#chainshipping#of course none of my ships really include twinks#other than chainshipping#thilbo also has a crazy age gap#thilbo#the only non-age gap I have is aziracrow#but they were born at the beginning of time so idk if that counts#in any case#i’m joking of course#because read and write what you want!#if you want to age characters up or down do so to your heart’s content#but there is SO MUCH that can be done with an age gap#insecurity on both sides#not to mention the fucking omegaverse potential#but yeah#write what you want read what you want#but age gaps can really add some life to a fic
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