#also im high

[natjennie]

in honor of the upcoming season 5 premiere, a short presentation on why you should watch bbc ghosts.

yes, I had to physically stop myself from doing a slide on every ghost.

[funkle420]

actually wait,,, someone out there who makes animations for video games or that look like video games pls help me make a dunmeshi animation that's like, dunmeshi as an old videogame????

[moreeeeweedddd]

guess which show i’m watching based on the music 😂

[tombxynxtdoor]

I got high because I found my sugarglider dead in his pouch when I was giving them fresh food.

Death seems to be surrounding me lately.

This dark, heavy cloud weighing on my mind & body.

My heart weighing a ton, like stones throughout my body.

The feelings getting deeper & deeper with depression

Grief is love with no place to go.

[ghnosis]

today I had an oral exam (shut up) about whether or not I was ready to move to writing my dissertation. I did not pass. I did not expect to pass, but I’m still kinda bummed. here is the aftermath of not passing, in four images.

[vegasmydaddy]

if people were icecream flavors, i think i would be pistachio no one loves me im there just for the aesthetics

[monophobix]

lesbian situationship vs gay situationship

[philosophicallie]

being drunk and drinking soda today is killing me (dying of burps)

[me-beef]

@strangeravatar made a great point

i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make

but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do

ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad

[rainbowgothdisaster]

ough i hate the yearning

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[yeehawpim]

[dollsghost]

simon eats it sloppy.

through the mask, slobbering on his hands and knees like the mutt he truly is; like his only salvation is the ichor that drips between your thighs. like your cunt is the only thing that could save his wretched, blackened soul. he wants to roll in the tang that'll stay on the back of his tongue for weeks into deployment, that'll stay soaked into the fabric of his balaclava because fok no he isn't washing it before he leaves (he'll nearly tears the thing to shreds when he can no longer smell you on it).

large, calloused palms scratch over the sensitive skin of your quads and inner thighs as he opens you up for him, watches your folds part like that of a carnation (love, devotion, distinction, fascination) as he pushes your knees up to your chest. drags his tongue all over you, the creases where your vulva and thighs meet and gets you shaking before he's even touched your clit. before he's even taken the mask off. brushes his thumb over the little bud reverently, fondly. he thinks the way your thighs tremble in response is the most precious fucking thing.

and when he finally breaks watching you drip onto the cushions below, he's feral. rabid. barely gets the damned mask up to free his mouth before he's on you again, slurping up your slick and sucking your clit into his mouth. the suction is heavenly after so much teasing, and if his tongue finds its way to your ass too, that's his business. your toes curl in the air where your feet dangle uselessly, panties you're sure that simon will pocket later still around one ankle.

simon's relentless when he's like this, a dog chasing after it's favorite toy. he won't let up, won't even palm over his cock until you're at least three climaxes deep from his mouth alone. totally pussydrunk and ready for more.

[millacm]

mini bad kids ! I'm making this into a sticker to hand out to folks at D20 live in Glasgow !!