#also go see My Old Ass
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Now is the time to find a membership at a movie theater chain. Last night, the dude in front of me dropped $81 on 3 RPX tickets for Devara: Part 1. Thatās $25 a ticket plus tax! Thatās $7 more a ticket than 6 months ago!
And thatās RPX. Not IMAX. Not 4DX. Not 3D. Not on film. RPX, just somewhat better visuals and sound than regular 2D theaters.
And donāt think itās just āpremiumā tickets going up. The regular tickets are $5 more than 6 months ago too.
So unless you have mom and pop theaters that arenāt gouging you for money, please look into free memberships with Cinemark and Regal because they have discounted Tuesdays.
Regal Unlimited (if you have participating theaters in your area) is great because RPX and regular theaters are free while IMAX, 4DX, and 3D are discounted. And thatās unlimited movies any day of the week as many times a day as you want for $19-24 a month! (Service fee applies through the app, free if bought at theater)
AMC A-List is 3 free a week for $25 monthly. (Iām guessing service fee applies each visit, idk Iāve never had it)
Alamo Drafthouse is one movie free a day (must pay service fee because you have to buy through app) for $20ish a month (depending on where you see movies). They do have different tiers and itās needlessly complicated but still worth looking into.
I know these are the major chains Iām talking about, but please look into your theaters and any charities they work with.
Santikos is a local nonprofit chain for me and they do blood drives every month where they give away a free movie ticket, 30 minute game card and other discounts at their locations if you donate. Every fall they do a food drive where you can get a free game card for nonperishables.
I know Iām preaching to no one when I post this, but I love going to the movies and the feeling you get when you see a good one in theaters is exciting just to think about. But thereās a problem with that. Just seeing a movie because it had good reviews doesnāt mean itās a good movie. It can be the best acting in the world with an award winning dialogue with the most cinematic shots, but if you donāt like 3-hour dramas or action movies or quiet/silent movies, then itās not a good movie for you.
You know what you like and youāll go see what you like, but there may be a movie that surprises you. I just saw Transformers One and from the trailers I thought it was going to be a phoned in kids movie with the worst jokes, but it surprised with with the build up, with the animation, with not as bad as I was expecting jokes. I couldāve easily written it off, but I gave it a shot and now understand why Chris Hemsworth was voice casted for young Optimus Prime. And I know that I wouldnāt fully appreciate the story if I was watching it at home while the world moved around me.
Give movies a shot. Go see movies in theaters. And try to save money while doing it.
#go see Never Let Go#also go see My Old Ass#you can watch it on prime but I think itās better when thereās other people in the theater also laughing#okay rambling over#movies#regal#cinemark#amc
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jakey + dirkjake sandwiched between my organic chem notes. a poem in there somewhere
#homestuck#hom3stuck#home24uck#home2t4ck#jake english#dirk strider#erisolsprite#brobot#dirkjake#admin draws#fanart#ok so the latter two are. a bit old and drawn in a rush because as usual i had thoughts about dirkjake and hair BUT ALSO#while reading the post-timeskip chatlogs i was like hm jake's hair looks kinda long here. i might be crazy tho#and then i continued thinking. because Ive had jakes haircut and t has to be trimmed often and i dont trust his ass to competently do that#so i think brobot helped out there and post entry it fell on dirk to trim it#and i think as their relationship worsened the first thing to properly go was the haircuts. because jake couldnt be assed to sit in dirk's#company for the duration of a haircut. direct line of strider word vomit while ur held captive basically (massive overdramatization)#so. its a good thing he got interrupted after trying to cover the tattoo up. because i guarantee you he wouldve been waking up on that#quest bed with breakup bangs.#finally formatted this one in drafts to post so im not leaving yall too high and dry again#i see my askbox and i appreciate it btw! its terraria night but i hope to be drawing tomorrow :]
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@animangacreators challenge ā” spring 2024
ā³ WIND BREAKER
You haven't given up on others yet. And you don't need to give up. At the least I'm looking your way, Sakura. So why don't you look this way as well? If you do, I'm sureā¦ you'll become what you want to be.
#wind breaker#wbkedit#windbreakeredit#wbk#animangahive#anime gif#*gifs#usertorichi#fyanimegifs#animangaboys#animeedit#userhanyi#userinahochi#usermoonz#userjenny#usercomfort#userkyaa#userartless#usericybtch#himawaari#user.roy#believe it or not this took 5 hours to make LMAO#not to sound like a grandma but TECHNOLOGY IS CONSPIRING AGAINST MEEEE#my laptop died haha i lost everything. so i had to resurrect an old laptop for this and u would not believe the extent to which ps fought m#also this laptop is so geriatric to the point multiple keys stopped working like#imagine navigating a laptop without the letters n m or v. every single one of those letters u see here had to be copy pasted#tech may b against me BUT MY WILLPOWER IS STRONGER.#and the result is. the most basic ass gifset of all time lmao#btw tried to go for a more muted coloring here which is different from my usual style#ANYWAYS this show is so good i genuinely did not expect to love it as much as i did. insane character writing
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iām going to be honest the real enemy is people who saw a grown adult man using feminine speech/mannerisms and were like oh well that means i have to draw him soooo thin and tiny and waifish. obviously
#1. youre taking away his hotness 2. i dont like what that says about your views of even slightly gnc people#3. guys heās like 40 years old. also he kills people#i say this like it really matters to me when honestly if art does not appeal to me i just ignore it#him being somewhat muscular would at least make sense. his ass is doing backflips#sorry when i say feminine speech/mannerisms. this depends on different translations#and kind of his symbols and his scrapped role as an alternative to maiden. etc#varrĆ©posting#more to say here but it doesnt actually matter at all#EDIT yes it does. to me (avoiding doing my job)#like i love to see people playing off of his femininity in fan portrayals like obviously its hot.#i love to see him in pretty clothes i love to see his beautiful long hair i love seeing him portrayed as nurturing and motherly in mannerism#but if you have to reimagine him as tiny thin weak pale hairless . you are going to die
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let me be clear i like veilguard but it does suck that no one disapproves anymore outside of like. three choices. i want to be fighting for my life earning approval back again someone has GOT to hate my ass. i should be careful about party composition and companion reactions again. i miss tactically taking fenris out of the party before i'm nice to merrill like those were the days
#please omg can someone hate my ass . not really. but in previous games it sometimes did feel like i was earning approval back#like a. 'even when we fight i still love you. don't forget that' way . i wanted some uphill battle and dav IS super sanitised#the difference is more staggering to old players than new ones. i think dav plays rly well for someone who doesnt know the franchise#but i keep asking questions like 'should the dalish not be more worried about solas/etc' 'the crows r not this nice'#'why wouldnt isabela ask about varric' 'there should probably be more fantasy racism here'#of course these r the devs who were slandering zevran weeks before release. however its also just. man.#I AM ENJOYING THE GAME THOUGH. just wish it had a bit (a lot) more relevance and respect to what its built up in the prev games#dragon age#dav spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dav#txt#like for example i think one of my favorite small writing moments is cass asking about the inquisitor's family in dai#where she approves if you are also estranged but disapproves if you say you want to go back#because for a split second she does not just see a so called 'herald' that she's forced to work with#it's someone just like her who never got along w their family and despite herself she likes the inquisitor more for it#or it's someone who couldn't be less like her and her dislike and initial mistrust becomes more certain#it just. there's is an amount of depth lost when vg tries this hard to make rook be loved as a default
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moon n ballora
#my art#daycare attendant#dca fandom#moondrop#ballora#sorry to all the sl fans who r sick of hearing about the daycare attendant HFJSJGKDJG#anyway its real funny how i can draw the dca at a side view fairly well but ballora? fucking impossible#i wanted to keep it more in line w/ her canon design bc then otherwise moon would look weird but UGHHH i did NOT draw her well#this drawing is like. roughly a month old by now? but i wanted to post something#i havent been drawing as much bc of art block hell!!!!!! so if posts r slower thats why#i did go through my hundreds of drafts to put some posts in the queue though so those will be going for roughly 2 months at the current rat#theres still... a lot of posts in my drafts though... oops#also. did you guys hear that theyre making a whole ass dca pin set#the dca is like the perfect cash cow of merch now. pisses me off a little ngl HFJZJFKSJG#gonna be fun to see them release product after product as the masses go crazy over it again and again#im being kind of negative i know but. god#im honestly just posting this as an excuse to rant about it without making a whole post for it HFKZJFKD#i fucking knew this was gonna happen but man! it still sucks#anyway uhh if youre gonna buy merch buy fanmade stuff and bootlegs instead!#be aware of where your money is going!#... that's all i'll say about it
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Drawing I never posted time so funny story:
so there's this one like really REALLY good Miku cover of a Super Sentai song i found like a year ago and recently i went "hey maybe i should make some fanart of it because I like the cover so much I can even shill the cover in the post so other people listen to it"
then i started drawing this and went to look up the cover to get in the mood only to discover the creator deleted the original upload and replaced it with a version that used AI art for the thumbnail (i am SO salty that guy made amazing covers whyyyy) (this is the saltiest ive ever been about someone using AI) and uhh the cover itself is still great but AI art goes against my morals so I don't wanna link it but I was already inspired to do this art so i finished it anyway
WHOOPSE
we can just say now this is art of Miku as a Shinkenger or whatever to my 2 followers that appeals to
(anyway this is how you learn i've been slowly falling down the tokusatsu rabbit hole recently)
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#super sentai#samurai sentai shinkenger#tokusatsu#im so torn because god that dudes covers are so good and the old ones dont use ai but like aaaa#like this used to be on my list of weird niche vocaloid stuff to shill his tuning is so good#if your curious it was a cover of the song Shirokuji Muchuu Shinkenger#banger btw#the shinkenger opening is also even more of a banger it has no right to go that hard#idk if i should tag this as power rangers because its meant to be sentai even if the outfit is the same regardless#i did actually see the power rangers version of Shinkenger when i was a kid (PR samurai)#i have some other sentai art but im not confident in posting it because i don't draw fanart of live action things like ever#not confident in my ability to draw real ass human people
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id like to thank ninjago episode snake jaguar for everything but nothing all at the same time
#alek art#lego ninjago#ninjago#sensei wu#ninjago wu#zane julien#previous master of ice mention#2024#(going to do this everytime) FOR CONTEXT : dr juliens 1st death and garms banishment took place in a similar time frame#so wu wouldve been young when he met zane for the first time#also i am very aware zane is ooc here ! prior to getting his powers and them actually settling in his body and mind.. he was a bit of a#jackass in my eyes. we see bits and pieces of zane snark in the series itself BUT like. dr julien described zane as acting different post#getting his powers. and we know elemental powers can mess with how someone behaves. kai being a hot head... so yeah#really wise whimsical old man stuck in the body of a 19 year old#VERSUS#egocentric grown ass man with no friends who lives in the woods and is a robot#they become friends. zane calls wu 'kid' every sentence#i forgot that wu doesnt visit zane often in canon. uhhh basically in my version bc avg zane fan thing to change canon: wu goes to dr julien#house and sees zane. he knew ice had 'gifted' zane his powers and how that could really fuck up a person. he shows up everyday for a week o#two and him and zane talk while zane swims or cuts wood or whatever. wu says their house is in the way of his walking path as an excuse#eventually wu stops showing up and dr julien passes and life goes on as we see them in canon#does rhat make any sense at all ? probably not i have a horrific headache#uhh at the time of writing this we are on s7 (on rewatch) so if anything changes ill lyk . lolsies#ask me about them please
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Calling
#hi so this was meant to be a mini comic but I really could not be bothered#I havenāt posted proper art in eons okay and FUHS au REFUSES to leave my head#in fact it is actively getting worse <3 ref sheets soon people!!!#omori#omori au#omori basil#omori sunny#cw scopophobia#cw disturbing imagery#cw light gore#cw body horror#<ā some of it is hard to see but I am MAKING SURE#his brains are spilling out and his limbs are perpendicular so you know.#anyway rhis is one of FUHS au basilās something variants#which is!!! his interpretation of sunnyās corpse#he never got to see it. so it is forever changing#but usually it is something like that#some nights he can hear it calling his name begging him to leave it alone#but he always follows it regardlessā¦ usually downstairs#I could go on about the symbolism and the details I put into the design here but I only have thirty tags so maybe not.#also if you canāt see him but want to for some reason turn your brightness up#<āsaying this as someone with low ass phone brightness to which he looks invisible#also yes that is one of kelās (old) shirts basil is wearing!#theyāre a bit worn but good sleepwear#Basil doesnāt interact very much with the others pre-headspace isekai thingy but they try to as much as they can#they donāt want to repeat the same mistake a third time#my art
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Why do you ship Sans x Frisk? As a person who ships them myself, what do you see in them, like about them? Personality traits, situations, tropes etc, anything that comes to mind, what makes you enjoy them and continue to breathe life to them?
Okay so uh this is pretty hard to answer in a way that precisely expresses what's in my head in words ngl so the short to the point answer would be that...I play the game. I get to Snowdin. I get to the point where we meet Sans. I put the Frisk sprite next to Sans sprite. I go:

Yeah I don't know. Maybe they're 2 of my favourite characters. I just really liked seeing these 2 characters together. First it was the character design appearance that pulled me in. They just look good together in my eyes. Then I studied more of these characters individually and I was like, what if they're together? š hohoho the potential :]
For me, Frans is like- something something "We have burdens and secrets that no one but the two of us knows and it's killing me on the inside. So let us share these burdens between us and find comfort in each other. It's okay as long as we're together. I'll be here for you. Please comfort me" something something

And damn, there's so many different flavours of Frans around the internet. I can never get tired of this ship TvT. Heck, I even got to cook up a different kind to add to the buffet too XD. I've talked about their dynamic more in my "Why I made my Frans queerplatonic" post.
Yeah, Sans "there's more to him than he lets it show" the Skeleton and Frisk "mysterious protagonist with powers unique from the other characters" the Human. I just genuinely love them. They've been spinning in the corner of my brain for years. I've been thinking about how these two's realtionahip would develop into what I've been drawing but that's another topic and I don't know how to tell it without sounding incoherent haha
Oh yeah also, monster x human. We love that trope here

#asks#thanks for the ask!#frans#sans x frisk#frisk x sans#sona#that's actually an old ass doodle#this post felt all over the place haha my bad#also i see you ask this question to many frans artists here anon#you're so real for that#thank you#it's fun going around and reading other artists' thoughts#my art
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Hello! š¦ anon here again... I'm not sure if my ask wast sent so im gonna ask again,
What are your headcanons on swatch? Can you tell more of your concept of them? Like how do you view him? I would really appreciate it even it's like small fun facts! thanks a lot :)
you're fine i didn't have art to post so i didn't log in for a few days. uhhhhhh SwatchThoughts(tm):
they're the head butler ofc, but they're also queen's right-hand-man (gender neutral), her #1 bestie. they know everything about her, even about lancer before the events of ch2. they will literally do anything she asks and anything that will entertain her. it's tiring and they do complain sometimes but they enjoy their work, they know what a kind person she really is and that she's generally a good ruler, so they like to make her happy :)
weirdly competitive. nobody beats them in queen's monthly fruit-smashing competition and if you somehow do, they're a good sport but You Will Not Win Next Month. You Won't.
workaholic. oh god they wear so many hats in the mansion and they're so tired all the time, it's a miracle they get everything done
the color cafe is a regular butler cafe up front and a host club in the back. a handful of the birds, including swatch, can be paid (at quite high rates, swatch especially) to join you for drinks or sweets, flirt with you, cuddle - p much have a sweet and lightly romantic time. you would not believe how much money spamton dumped into the host club back in the day. their undisputed #1 customer even 20 years later
i generally view them as very asexual (demi specifically. + nonbinary) but they still love their host work! it's fun, they like making people happy and playing at being a romantic. and the sweets. they like the sweets just as much š°
damn good chef and an even better baker
very polite but short tempered š they're quick to rough up people who don't follow the rules or who just personally annoy them/cause chaos, and they always win
they are the tallest swatchling, at 9 feet tall. Beast. good for carrying queen on their broad shoulders though!
their feathers, which are all slightly curly, have a slight iridescence to them that tint, along with accents on their outfit, in accordance to their mood or the paint they've been drinking . the default is pink
dressed to the nines 24/7. even on their time off.
they adore their birds. they spawned each and every single one of them (the ones in their own flock that work for queen, anyway), they know all their names even when everyone's the same color and they remember what's going on in their lives. which is impressive when there's at least a couple hundred of them ;;;
their favorite flavor of paint is dusty lilac
their favorite normal flavor is strawberry
as an art program they not only create things for lightners but also for queen ! they design a lot of things for her with her input, and with as quickly as they can draw things directly into the dark world they're always working on things for her, while dressing up their cafe for themed events in-between.
the underside of their tail is a swatchbook
they love being pet please pet them please please please p
#deltarune#swatch#ask#anonymous#anon#swatchlings#headcanons#its fun to make headcanon lists. its also an excuse to link a bunch of old art dhjdsbfhj#i've drawn like half of this already but it's nice to have it all together like this#tldr they're a big sweetie but with a short temper and a bad sweet tooth. and they're drawing near-constantly#i'm sure there's a bunch of really obscure little headcanons i could throw in here but if i list every single one of them i can hunt down#this post will be 2 miles long#shit like 'they love really frilly dresses' and 'they have exactly one (1)stuffed animal their birds gave them they pretend they dont Adore#(its a floppy little bottom-heavy plush crow with button eyes. one of the swatchlings made it for the host club's sleepover event.)#(cinnamon thought the customers would like it better seeing all these huge birdfolk with cute little stuffed animal buds. and she was Right#(and swatch just. never got rid of it. they love their little floppy guy look at that their bird made that for them they gave it a bowtie)#it sits on the headboard of their bed so it doesn't get lost among the blankets they nest in. -- swatchlings sleep in nests also#huge nests made of blankets and pillows. let them loose in a Homegoods and just see what fucking happens#see what i mean i can just keep fucking going forever. this is the shit i think about when im like. doing dishes#this is what i mean when i say i'm rotating my blorbos in my head#thinkin bout random ass headcanons that dont have anything to do with the source material. they're just fun. for funsies :)
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han solo wants what atton rand has
#AND THATS A FACT#guys pls play kotor 2 and see my vision#atton deserves a romance questline with as much depth and length as astarionās fr#and also an option to be an evil power couple#i will fund the kotor remakes and kotor 3 myself if i have to#its the way i didnāt even know he existed when i started playing#but then i fell in love#like heās an extremely close second to anakin#āthey canāt hurt you bc youāll be right here with me playing pazaakā AND THEN THAT BEING BASICALLY THE LAST THING HE SAYS#obsidian partner with larian studios and bring kotor back and my life is yours#i deadass wrote fic about my mc and atton after playing#star wars#knights of the old republic#i havent played the restored content mod but even then its likeā¦ā¦. i need something more#a fictional star wars situationship really had me crying bc i wanted a better ending#kotor 2 is so interesting bc i loved it#but whats great about it sometimes reinforces whats bad about it#that being the cut content and the sometimes apparent lack of substance in spots#i shouldnāt have been an infant when kotor 2 was made i shouldve been in the writers room#i need him i need him i need him#āyou have a husband?ā oooooooooooooooooooh#i just think seeing the kotor games with the graphics of something like jedi survivor would be insane#fav#i could talk about this game forever i beat both of them in the span of like about 2 weeks i was obsessed#my nerd ass loves star wars sm#like lets keep going back in time i rlly dont care about the āmodernā star wars era#and theres an easter egg line where atton calls you an angel even though he says hes joking#ahhhhhhhhhhhhh#genuinely down bad#š.scrolls
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went to bed last night feeling that it was finally time to step back and let the dust settle and try to get things back to normal and then woke up to all that

#life#don't get me wrong i'm all for stepping back and starting over#i feel like people would be much more willing to give third or fourth chances if you just take responsibility#ACTUALLY own up to your mistakes (instead of playing the victim) and just say 'hey i fucked up i'm sorry i'll be taking a break'#for self reflection or whatever#all of us make mistakes all of us mess up and hurt others whether intentionally or not#it's human#yet i also feel like it's important what we do about it yaknow? you can't change the past but you certainly can the future#i believe we all can learn and grow from mistakes and become better#my naive dickhead ass wants to sincerely hope that he will change and get better#and choose being a respectful human being instead of chasing clout#but seeing how everything's been unfolding i fear that he will just go back to his old ways but will try to mask it better this time#hoping for starting over without doing the same old copy-paste stuff and being respectful#fearing it's just block-evading#anyway.. here's to hoping this will be the last of it
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the fact that j.oongi doesn't show up until the second to last chapter of y.akuza 8.............. how else am I gonna be motivated to play? /j
#ash rambles š#actually.. s.ugiura shows up in that game-#but seriously ajdhwjej#i love how the director legit said 'yeah i wasnt gonna put j.oongi in the game but he has so many fans so may as well stick him in lol'#I'm glad since him and ash can finally reunite and FINALLY FUCKING DATE#it took them 3 years to say something..#y'all are pushing 40 and can't even confess??? oh come on man#on that note. i always forget that j.oongi is around that age- i kinda lump him in with my y.akuza f/os that are mid-20s#but nope#he's got a decade on them#he's born in the 80s shockingly enough#anyways#speaking of y.akuza 8... there's another character i have my eyes on. i wont say much since I've still gotta beat 7 but#the sapphic yearning... i love girls so much... she's so gorgeous.. wonder if she likes girls too..#unrelated but thank you to y.8 for making it canon that S.eonhee likes girls. we knew anyway but thank you so much anyway šš½šš½šš½#this post is all over the place... there's been a lot going on as of late irl qjdhajdhs but I'm doing my best and hanging in there#this other crush i have is taking over my brain though. havent been into the series for 3-4 years so it's pretty nuts to randomly go#'WAIT ISNT THAT ONE GUY FROM THAT OLD ASS MOVIE SERIES KINDA...'#i wont post about him too much here because i'm honestly embarrassed about it but maybe a few gifs wont hurt#oh fucking hell why does his theme always come on when I'm thinking about him- it's really good and always on my on repeat but ugh#anyways back to j.oongi#I'm so excited to see him in 8 <3 even if i have to wait a whole game to do it. ALSO HE HAS A COWBOY OUTFIT IN THAT GAME.... HIIIII-#I'm so glad they took him out of his trash bag jacket fit#like a flowing wind š³#chain breaker āļø#<- gonna have that be the tag for the other guy from that movie series#but yeah.. i do need to get to 8 to see whats the deal with that pretty girl.. theres this scene at a casino#where she wears a low cut backless dress and i just. fuck. fuuuccck. you single?? you like girls??? i don't even know her but WOW.#anyways i love j.oongi so much#i should get ready for class now.. think I'm almost at tag limit anyway... see ya!
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should i change my headcanons based upon āi saw it in a dreamā
#as far as witcher dreams go this one was extremely mid as i actually woke up from it by going ābut that doesnāt make any senseā#and i should have done that several times earlier#triss dragging geralt onto this cursed ass cruise ship by feigning illness and then lightly crying about it was the most in character thing#the thing is that in the dream the events of it were being presented āto meā as ācanonā#as in this was a new book or something a la crossroads so this is part of the lore now#so the thing was that geralt had another company in his 20s but they all died/were cursed/some insanity#one of them (and i only remember this bc it was terrifying for some reason) was turned into a tomcat and they couldnt figure out#how to change him back so they left him with other people and came back like 10 years later#it was like he forgot human life and was also a really old cat so they just allowed him to die as a cat#the other ones were not that interesting i think one was a postmaster who did fisstech and the other was a young mentally deficient girl#who had some powers/was a Source but she got betrayed when triss (yes triss was here) basically abducted geralt#and she took him on a cruise ship and then the game vampires (yeah so this is when i was like āwhatā) showed up#i guess they lived on or were haunting this cruise ship#actually was pretty cool because i got āPOV lady orianna drinks your bloodā iām OK with that#however regis and dettlaff showed up and immediately started acting like a monty python sketch or something#they kinda entered swaggeringly to start drinking people and#regis was like āok you go around that side of the room and iāll go around this side and weāll take a surveyā#and dettlaff was like āwhy drink from all of them to judge the taste just take a few ā¦ āsamplesāā#and regis went āohhhhhhhhā and they had this loud conversation in front of a room of terrified humans#and the dream ended with me basically pausing it and arguing to some other people that this canāt happen because so and so#and i started trying to pull examples/quotes about it#this is the most embarassing and unhinged dream i have had about the witcher iām going to go hide in a hole now#usually my dreams are some semblance of canon or at least what i like and prefer#dude. regis showed up at the end but his game design. and his outfits were ugly ššš#the elbow-high diaries#oh but the ONE thing that was kind of cool was seeing how vampires are created#they fall from the sky in stormy weather and are invisible to the human eye and then if they come across another they scream them to death#or not death but dissipation and then they absorb the defeated oneās?? traits or whatever#i kind of like my current idea better but maybe this for like a subset of them or something
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how the fuck have i almost surpassed my north dakota longfic with a fic that is literally just. trying to get charlie and dennis to bang
#I SAY TRYING BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVENT.#dennis is currently like š¤ how can we do this without destroying my back.#*shakes season 16 charden by the shoulders* OLD MEN.#ada speaks#oh i see. you cant fuck because. *checks notes* its too dark. well sure. give me a couple hundred more words to fix that.#well go on-- oh for FUCKS sake what is it now#unending. they are like magnets repelling each other and its so funny to watch#if it was up to charlie they'd be fucking raw in some dirty alleyway#but dennis is so.#lmao.#im not even joking dennis has endlessly cockblocked himself and its not even within my control#im making light of this for comedic effect but genuinely harrowing to be like my god this man is a living minefield#im sorry about your complex ass trauma dennis im also sorry that you have decided to take on charlie's too#u don't have to do that. like nobody asked u to#ohhh did somebody infantilize the forty seven year old man? have you tried not fucking doing that perhaps#guy who *whack whack whack whack* needs to sTOP ITTT *SMACK SMACK*#GUY WHO NEEDS TO RESPECT CHARLIE AS AN ADULT *BAM* WHO CAN MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS *SMACK SLAP SLAP* AND IS CAPABLE OF THINKING FOR HIMSELF#incoherent im so sorry#this happens every time i post about my fics and then i continue to hoard them instead of sharing with the class
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