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#bitbbh#barks#sorry for having an iphone#also for having snapchat#my cohort at uni hosts the group chat there i have to have it so i know when meetings are#💔💔
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I’ll continue to wonder why the Trojans make me want a modern/snapchat au so badly lol but I loveeeeee them so much, it’s almost one of the first things I drew for them 😂
I’m imagining they’re on some trip in wintertime and none of them are built for it but Jean, like me, is reluctant to give some things up
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#dont worry its all in good fun#they argue like married best friends#im so excited to see the dynamic augh#if jean is in fact angry and antisocial but also needs constant conpanionship and guidance...#we know the second point is real#kevin warned jeremy about it#IM SO FASCINATED ALREADY#also jean doesnt have to be Strictly Gay but we all know how the jokes go#fan art#my art#aftg#all for the game#jean moreau#jeremy knox#snapchat au#digital#i will say bleach blond jeremy is incredible but brunet jeremy had my heart for a minute there#this was drawn in the time between#ive been sitting on it for a hot minute sorry 😂
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sometimes you meet your favorite actor in the grocery store parking lot after working outdoors in Vegas summer for 12 hours
The rumors are TRUE: MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER IS THE NICEST HUMAN BEING ON THE PLANET!
#I recorded literally like a 15 minute story on my Snapchat but it’s only because we talked for like 15 minutes straight#he hugged me I s2g 4 times#he told me I made his week#we are equally obsessed with each other#I could go on forever#I told him how I loved 68 kill and Knight King#and he loved that I loved those movies#we talked forever#never beating the nicest celebrity interactions allegations#matthew gray gubler#Spencer Reid#criminal minds#gave me so many stickers he was so real for that#I have so much Spencer Reid fanfic bookmarked rn#I literally told him meeting him was so surreal because I see him all the time on tv and online it’s like I already knew him#so trippy#also! not THAT tall!!!#lmao#I will never shut up about this
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any of yall ever had an antagonistically flirtatious thing with a coworker before? because that’s the only dynamic I can imagine for Soap and officeassistant!reader
you see each other every day and he’s the bane of your existence. he gives you the ick, from his stupid hair to his stupid mouth to the stupid way he stands so tall above you. like he’s just one of those guys that just knows how handsome he is and he’s expecting you to fall at his feet like all the rest of them. utterly repulsive. and the way he torments you, it’s like he knows how much you hate him and he’s doing it on purpose just to get a rise out of you. he started this whole thing, really. you would’ve been happy to be a quiet hater, but he just had to instigate.
now every day is like a new exercise in how much of a bitch you can be to him, and you relish in it. it’s absolutely fucking delightful, like an outlet for all the anger you’ve been holding onto all of your life. he didn’t know there were so many different ways to be called an idiot, but you find a new creative way to do it nearly every day. why is he so obsessed with annoying you? maybe it’s enriching for his simple mind. if you ask him directly, he’ll say it’s because you’re like an annoying little sister. then he’ll try to grab you and lick your face, sending you running away gagging. he annoys you to no end. every opportunity that opens up to punch or slap him, you take. every opportunity to gross you out and make you make that scrunchy face, he takes. you two are a match made in hell. you even hate it even when he makes you laugh, because fuck him for being funny when you’re trying to be annoyed.
despite all of this, the synergy between you two when working together is unmatched. shit just gets done when you two are on the same team, even if you spend the entire time quipping back and forth, biting at each other. but when you both crack down and focus, it’s like you don’t even need words to communicate. you can read the other’s thoughts and know exactly where you’re needed, bouncing off of one another effortlessly.
people start to point out how as much as you say you hate each other, you two have become glued at the hip. constantly working together. talking to each other by the water cooler. eating lunch together, laughing and arguing interchangeably. someone suggests you two should start dating, another says he thought you two already had a thing going on. you both scoff.
“if I dated her, I’d ruin her life”
“yeah well if I was dating you, I’d ruin your self esteem”
“cunt”
“dickhead”
and then he’s trying to grab your sandwich from you and you twist his arm until he yelps
#I worked with a guy like this once and honestly it was so much fun#I miss being evil to him sometimes#Then he messaged me on Snapchat and confessed that he’d been in love with me the entire time and I ghosted him#I don’t know how to reject men so I just ignore them…#Oh yeah he’s where i got the inspo for soap trying to lick your face bc that’s one of the many things he used to do to annoy me#any time I would stand next to him he would lean over and try to lick my cheek#We also got very personal and mean with our insults#one time I told him I didn’t want him standing next to me anymore#because he was so skinny that every time he breathed I could hear his bones rattle#He wasn’t even that skinny but I knew he wasn’t as muscular as he wanted to be and that one did hurt his feelings lmfao#good times#The “if we dated I would ruin her life” interaction also happened between us#but I think back then I said something like “the fact you even think you have a chance”#or whatever#I don’t remember#but I remember being very offended he thought he could bag me that easily#anyway#soap x reader#john “soap” mactavish#john soap mctavish x reader#john mactavish x reader#johnny soap mactavish
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The thing is though that i want to know the scent of your favorite soap so i can run you a bath, i want to know which old and worn shirt is your favorite to wear as pajamas. I wanna know which show to turn on when you’re sad and which to turn on when you’re happy. I wanna be familiar enough to get you your favorite snack and make your favorite meal. I just wanna learn all the little things and then spend every day after that relearning them as they shift with time.
#wlw#wlw mood#sapphic#sapphism#lesbian#once i was snapchatting with someone and they pointed out that they knew i was about to nap because of the shirt i was wearing#and it was just Being Known™️ in a loving way#and i think about it often#and i wanna know people in that way so badly sometimes#idk#also having a dedicated shirt for Extra Comfortable Naps™️ is so essential#i can’t express#that shirt has gotten me through my darkest days for SURE😤#im gay and i like sleeping
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Me and the goth bitches I pulled by being autistic
Meeting @ozonecologne for the first time was everything and of course being able to kiss @poolboydivision on the face is always a treat.
I love my freeeeeeeeens
#I will never stop laughing at my rainbow ass with these two scary dogs#Cookie made the joke that I wouldn't have been able to match them anyway because I don't have black clothes#and I TOTALLY have black clothes#... but also she is not totally wrong#friendly face#looketh at my face#stealing their pictures because I did NOT take my own lol#except that Snapchat I did take that
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Im printing that notification and putting it in my wall as a badge of honour
#that's me!#WHAT DO U MEAN THAT ITS BEEN 11 YEARS#You are NOT getting me off this website this is my HOME#my beautiful stinky home filled with rabid fandom-opussums#and I wouldn't have it any other way#my favorite was defo the Skeleton War#People posing using those life sized plastic skeletons in all kind of silly interactions#“look at our beautiful son! born just before the war so his daddy was able to see him!”#cue to a snapchat pic of a bundled up small plastic skeleton with a knife. with a big skeleton proudly cheering behind. also with a knife#EN GARDE FUCKBOYS#it was so fucking funny oh my god#tried to put a bit of maybe not so used stuff from tumblr history#for variety sake lol#ALSO the notif was from my personal blog not this one
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I had a vision
#my art#rdr2#charthur#charles smith#arthur morgan#originally they were gonna be in a car but horse was funnier#i know it's not good for two people to ride a horse but we're going by rule of funny here#taima is just built different ig#also love the implication that it's still 1899 but they have smartphones and the internet for snapchat#and fast food
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so many fetus leon posts on my dash... bri why would you remind us of his cringey fboy days 😔😭
Because if you don’t love him at his
Then you don’t deserve him at his
#ice <3#look…we’ve all been where Leon was#we all had a teenage dirtbag phase#Leon’s a man of the people#he too came from humble beginnings (posting cringe snapchat stories for the whole world to see)#but you’ve first gotta love twinkeon so you can fully appreciate trunkeon#ya gotta respect a man with range 🤌#also who am I kidding? he still posts cringe stories now 🤷♀️#he outgrew his beanstalk build but not his insta story addiction#we all have our vices ig#leon goretzka#my asks
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Targeted ads, contact syncing, etc are the worst as a schizospec
#seriously how do we stop it from serving us ads for things people around us have searched for and vice versa???#and often i need location services on so google maps can tell me how late or on time i am#I'm sick of all this spying bullshit#I'm not just being paranoid either#also ummm contact syncing is driving me up the wall!!!#srsly considering deleting Snapchat for that and other reasons#it turned contact syncing back on and now colleagues at new job are in quick add 🤬#I'm fuggin FUMING#at least Instagram and Fb contact syncing seems to be off still?#eff these anti-privacy companies#schizospec#schizospec things#schizospec problems#privacy#privacy rights#and no don't ask me for my snap pls n thanks#actually schizospec#schizoaffective#schizophrenia#actually schizophrenic#actually schizoaffective#mental illness#mental health awareness#mental health#chronic illness#invisible disability#hidden disability#and my search history is pretty darn CHAOTIC#but yeah i just realized that the article that a woman at my group mentioned seeing the headline for#was one i had open in a Chrome tab
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Random drawing bc I wanted to do something with them and cars together
And let them give updates to the rest of the rebels with snapchat lmao
#bnha#they are using snapchat bc of the whole thing ab it being deleted from existance later leaving no trails#also Im doing the drawing asks I went overboard but I will get it finished ^^'#random cops following them because: 1 AFO probably would have bribed them somehow like they are some random gang with no cause 2 ACAB#Another alternative name I had for this was Lo Fi Beats to rebel against oppression to#Yk those lo fi looping videos of people driving in the dark#that whole aesthetic#kudou bnha#bruce bnha#2nd ofa holder#3rd ofa holder
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6 times Madagascar didn't say hell + 1 time they did
#madagascar#dreamworks#dreamworks animation#animationedit#dreamworksedit#alex the lion#grvyd8.gifs#parallels of the mcu (madagascar cinematic universe)#fun fact: the actual lyrics to the song alex sings are 'it's a helluva town' and the writers were very close to having him sing that#but they ultimately decided to change it to heck#source: mada3 director's commentary#another fun fact: this gifset has been on my idea list for FIVE YEARS#source: the snapchat picture i wrote down the scenes in that came up in my memories a few weeks ago and prompted me to finally make this#also i don't know why some of the 'hecks' look yellow and some look orange#it bothers me but not enought to figure out why it did that ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#films: mada1#series: ahkj#ep: 1x06 eat prey shove#ep: 1x08 viva mort#ep: 5x06 one more cup part 2#series: tpom#ep: 2x53 byte sized#films: mada3#ch: alex#ch: ted#ch: becca#ch: kowalski#ch: karl
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unnormal vivilly dweller thoughts in my head
#“I'm right next to you” are we about to kiss. are you trying to kiss me right neow#i hate the chase sequence part (corny and unoriginal) but everything else is so perfect#hEeEeLP MEeEeEE#i fuckign love vivilly anyway but i think the vivilly dweller is what Really did it fr me#SERIOUSLY THOUGJ WHAT THE FUCK#i would make a palpers dweller but i dont think my computer can with how shit it is rn#like i definitely will at some point (unless someone beats me to it) but i just can't rn 😭#i csnt wait for august viv face reveal guys!!!! YAY!!!! idc what he looks like he will always be so splinkoid#plus whatever characteristics he has i can kinda just add on to my design to him behind his mask#i color his skin as dark grey just for his mc skin but seeing his snapchat n stuff makes me wanna show him off as rhe eyeblinding man he is#or not! who knows . i have a tendency to do whatever#okay speakijg of his face reveal#i have something i want to explain to the wall#a part of me is hoping he isnt generic conventionally attractive guy 38495839488#the rest of me is neutral because idrc#the reason why is most likely because i would feel a deeper connection to him if we shared similar facial features#it's a good reason i think? but still weird to have because i shouldnt really care what he looks like at all#idk what to expect really but i guess i should be open minded abt it#I JUST. a lot of how i perceive him is through his mc character#that played a big part in how i grew to like him so much#but he ISN'T emo hoodie minecraft shyguy!!!#however i can still enjoy the 'persona' he has online. chill sarcastic insane funny blocky shyguy who does a little (A LOT OF) trolling#anyway back to what i was saying#hope bro isn't majestic as fuck irl#IF IT'S ANYTHING LIKE DREAM I'M GOING TO CRY#DREAM IS MAJESTIC AS FUCK I CANT EVEN WITH THAT MAN#i will be supportive anyway ofc because 1) i dont care even though i just proved that i do 2) i can separate persona from irl person 3)...U#IM SO NORMAL#also we're not goijg toctalkcabou t the dream thing. if youre my irl yoy didnt aee this (PLEASE DONT UNFRIEND ME OELASE#DONT LEAVE JUST FORGER Iなはoops didnt mean to type thatSAID THAT OKAY
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i had a dream this morning that Jotaro had special boots with detachable soles so he could take the sole off but keep his boots on inside and i just...............why is that so on brand tho???????
#like hello?????#i need it to also be known that there was literally zero reason for him to be there#I was just having lunch with this nice Japanese man (who was apparently an old friend) and his son at his house and then out of nowhere#fucking Jotaro Kujo walks in and detaches the soles of his boots at the genkan#i then made him go back and show me again so i could confirm that was what just happened lol#i sent a snapchat video of it to my friend in the dream and she was like 'he would lol'#anyways i just thought i'd share my unhinged dream brain#also for the record it was part 6 Jotaro because of course it was#anyways...#Sophia talks too much#Jotaro#Jotaro Kujo
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I know we talk about Arthur being a tech guru but for some reason I can see him exclusively using his Nokia 3310, even now.
#idk#i think he's very old school that way#and eames is also a bit of a luddite like why would i need an iphone when i have a camera and a phone and a ten year old laptop#so he has like an old school blackberry or motorola razr#and then are kindred spirits that way#the rest of the team are like oh add me to snapchat facebook insta#and they're like 'wouldn't even if i could'#anyway#my thought for the day
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ALEXA VEGA - lead singer of the grunge rock band Mercuria | [x] - @infamous-if
#alexa vega#ocs tag#infamous if#:)))))#the brainrot is real#making this killed me but it was fun dkjfhsdjhf im so in love with her#the snapchat section is out of sevens pov btw :3#also.. they r probably not big enough yet to have music videos right??... so this is all just fun and games.. not canon.. i think? just fun
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