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[everybody (backstreet's back) plays in the background] 11.27.23
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#nhl#hockey#hockeyedit#things were so chaotic earlier that I didn't get to post but this was so fucking funny (to me)#the slow pan in on matthew in the box as bsb played in the bg i was losing my mind#these are so ugly the lighting the ctc sucks but I had to do it also the lighting literally changes between the 2nd & 3rd gif insanity#hockey stuff#my gifs
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choice excerpt, emphasis mine:
When Cavanaugh wasn’t killing time on the floor, she and many of her colleagues spent the days rehashing their arguments over the bill and fighting about matters of procedure. They only needed one Republican to vote against the bill for it to fail. All of the Republicans hated the filibuster, but several of them disliked the bill that had prompted it, too. They struggled to understand its relevance. They had campaigned on expanding broadband access, reducing property taxes, making the government more efficient — things they felt actually mattered in the daily lives of their constituents. They hadn’t run for local office because they wanted to take up arms in the culture war, especially not for a cause many of them had never thought about before and didn’t have much interest in thinking about now. “I’ve spent way more brainpower on this than I ever wanted to,” Senator Jana Hughes told me. One day, a freshman senator named Christy Armendariz led me to a bench in an empty hallway. She found it puzzling that a reporter from New York would come all the way to Nebraska to cover this affair. “I don’t watch the news or get the newspaper,” she said. “Is there anything going on I should be aware of?” I mentioned that other states had passed similar bills and that a federal appeals court in the same circuit as Nebraska had ruled one of them unconstitutional. “So is it a big widespread thing?” she asked. As far as she could tell, ordinary Nebraskans did not know about the issue. “I knocked doors for a year, and nobody brought this up.” She said she wished the bill had never been introduced.
state-level politicians are often, lbr, kinda dipshitty, but the wounded-deer-routine of oh-deary-me-i-can’t-possibly-know-anything-about-the-news is the exact type of dipshittery that particularly makes me go “aaaargh” and tear out my damn hair
and i find it extra annoying since i honestly believe you don’t have to be some hyper-lefty bleeding-heart to oppose this (vile) bill. there’s a very solid, boring, small-c conservative case to be made against it, on the basis of, “why the fuck is the state senate passing laws prohibiting stuff that should really be left to the judgment of a doctor and their patients, the AMA and board certification and malpractice suits already exist to cover Actual Medical Abuses and this is not that, nuke the damn bill”
(and i don’t think that reasoning would even be particularly out of step with their base! people like their local representatives, and “keep Big Government TM out of your child’s health decisions” is the kind of thing that markets well in that area, etc)
anyway, if anyone could make that case & weather whatever blowback came of it, it’d be a self-avowedly "not even into the bill in the first place” state senator who’s coming up against their own term limit anyway, who need not be especially accountable to the national party, and who works in a state where senators are very explicitly a part-time not-well-renumerated thing (so, like, worst-case scenario, you get primaried out of office—boo hoo, oh no your measly 12k a year is gone, seriously just get another part-time gig it’ll be fine)...
...buuut they’ve apparently all got jell-o spines and/or blackened coals for hearts, so,,,
#i don't uh politicspost much but.#this article was really good and well-written#and also the wave of anti-trans stuff happening really sucks and i hate it. for the record#like florida is an achingly beautiful state and i have a ton of fond memories there and its people deserve so much better.#anyway yeah
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happy we love defending our teammates around here from mr aj "thats one of the biggest things is im very loyal to my teammates and no ones going to take liberties and take any cheap shots towards my teammates" greer
if youd like to know what caused aj to go after kastelic its because of two hits on adam and jesper that happen within 7 seconds of each other and while casters were quick to note the jesper hit they never mentioned kastelic basically riding adam near the benches hard not even a few seconds before that and those within tandem is what makes aj go enoughs enough! and shed his gloves
there has to be something so funny about jesper and uvis hovering nearby as aj just (insert the dog eating cabbage angrily video)
despite wrastling the shit out of a guy aj wants more and honestly a perfect addition to our kitty lineup!! oh delightful little cat!!
boston bruins @ florida panthers | 10.8.24
#aj greer#adam boqvist#jesper boqvist#uvis balinskis#florida panthers#2425#i love how hes on a line with gadjo and yet ajs the one out here fighting#im sure they gonna take turns#oh the 4th line is utterly chaotic if not because paul decided having aj and gadjo together was a good idea#(it is. they are our scrappy 4th line. you can tell paul is has certain dynamics and trops in mind when he constructs the 4th line)#(which is 2 feral gremlins that are ready to fight at all times and their tall calm beauty of a centre that walks them on leashes)#(paul youre a genius)#anyways aj is filling our lombo sized hole if not because he also wears absolutely nothing underneath his underarmour#sliver of skin...#reads books and flashes skin? oh weve got an anamoly over here!!#do you know how funny it is that jesper just pulls up to get an upclose of aj beating the shit out of a guy#you know how dancers in fe have such high evasion so technically they can be in the middle of battle#but because of their low atk they fucking suck and you dont want them in the middle of battle#but also if they stand near units they can give them boons alongside an extra turn if they dance for them...#thats what jesper is to me the little dancer in the middle of battle who should not be there but is there for morale reasons#jesper if you bat your eyelashes a single time i think aj would maul that man for you#4th line dynamics are slowly coming to me as this season will go on but honestly? fucking hilarious
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Fuck all of y'all in Florida how dare you misrepresent my liberal king that man loves women (not in that way) and he would not STAND for this smh
#yk damn well he'd make the vague but absolutely not vague threats and then actually follow through on them#HE WOULD NOT MISS!!!!!!!#anyways this week has sucked so bad dear god#the cold I've had for a month has apparently been pneumonia#And I coughed so hard I TORE A FUCKING MUSCLE in my ribs and I could barely move for days and had to sleep in a recliner#also finally got diagnosed with adhd but found out all my old teachers told my mom they think I have it and I should get tested but NOOOOOOO#SHE DIDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH IT#there literally couldn't have been a clearer sign than when I almost failed fourth grade because I couldn't turn in my homework on time#The election obviously my immediate family are full Kamala but my grandparents are VERY Trump#Oh and my brothers therapist told us he apparently has the most severe case of executive dysfunction he's seen in his 30 years of working#He literally told us to just take him out of college and let him live at home forever because he won't be able to finish school#because of it so THAT'S gonna be fun since my dad said if he ever tries to come live back here he'll throw him out on the streets#THIS IS JUST IN A WEEK#WHO IS MY OPP I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID BUT I DON'T DESERVE THIS FANFIC WRITER ASS LORE#LEAVE ME ALONE 😭#red vs blue#rvb#rooster teeth#rvb florida#election 2024
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dude if something gay doesnt happen to me soon i might actually go insane
#text#ughhhh trying to refrain from bitching and moaning in these tags. but oh my god.#being a fat trans dude is awesome but also kinda sucks like damn nobody want me fr!!#i hate that i had to grow up in one of the more nasty conservative parts of florida pre t no confidence in high school#and then had like a few months of actually doing gay shit w someone in college before getting rocked by a trauma response or some shit#so bad that it feels like i forgot how to do anything socially#why does one prolonged bad experience with someone when i was 15 still have to affect me like this as an adult. im a grown ass man#WHYYYYYYY DO I STILL FEEL LIKE THIS#dude i just wanna lay on someones lap like a cat again. is that so much to ask. kms
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I understand why it’s important and why this question may be interpreted as rude, but I am genuinely curious and I want to learn more. What is the best case scenario for completely boycotting voting for the democrats?
See that's the fun part
I genuinely am not sure.
I genuinely don't know and at this rate I'm a little scared?
I don't wanna vote for Biden again. And in a perfect world (or at least my ideal) enough people would vote for hard for 3rd party that Claudia De la Cruz and Karina Garcia would be voted into office. Hell, if the Democrats backed someone who wasn't Joe Biden for president I'd have more hope (depending on the person of course).
Unfortunately any conversation I have outside of Tumblr about the election basically ends in 'yeah I don't like Biden and I don't like Trump but voting 3rd party isn't really an option because of how the system works' so it's really hard for me to believe that enough people are gonna actually vote third party for it to work the way we'd like?
So the best case scenario would be 'so many people vote for a third party candidate like Claudia and Karina that they get elected into office and make sweeping changes we all love and need.'
I'm just not sure if the best case scenario is what's actually gonna happen. In fact, I am really scared that it won't.
I know this isn't the bright sunny hopeful take people were probably hoping for from the resident SolarpunkAni but its something that's been kinda haunting me for the past few weeks so here's my thoughts.
#out of queue#ani rambles#answered asks#anonymous#not to be all 'this is about me' but like#shits gonna suck under biden globally shits also gonna suck globally under trump but in a way that i fear will be Even Worse#especially if the whole project 2025 thing kicks off? im in florida im fucked#i think if project 2025 kicks off the whole world is kinda fucked#and I HATE the idea that Biden is the only thing standing between that without an entire societal uprising occuring in the span of months#but if i bring up 3rd party voting in an irl conversation people LAUGH at me i just can't see a huge sweeping shift in votes
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Florida debates whether or not a 14 year old being forced to live in an 8x8 room in the garage with only a bed a desk and bucket is child abuse 🙄
#how is this even a trial#‘protect the kids!’ yeah ok#also Florida passed a law that says child rapists can get the death penalty but only if the child they molest is 12 or younger#13-17 sucks for you I guess#like what is the logic#also I surely don’t trust a child rapist death law in a state actively saying queer people are a threat to children and I wish people had#more critical thinking skills instead of blinding supporting something because it’s an easy get#‘we all hate child predators don’t we!’ yeah sure but I don’t trust your motives and intentions
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Begging people to realise that conquest/war isn't necessarily the same thing as colonisation, also why would you accuse an author who's a woc and who explicitly wrote a Filipino-inspired story with a Filipino-coded FMC, of "writing coloniser romance".... the reading comprehension is out of the window I'm afraid.
#thea guanzon get behind me fr fr. the Hurricane Wars weren't a great masterpiece or whatever but i liked it and that's that#also talaric is the only m/f pairing in mainstream romantasy that I'll ever care about. I'll defend them no matter what#the hurricane wars#thea guanzon#mar's book ramblings#kesath was part of sardovia. all of the allfold shares the same language culture religion etc#they're different nation-states of the same whole#kesath is a conquering empire they're not colonising shit. they suck but they're not colonisers WHY ARE YALL SO DUMB I CANT.#if florida woke up tomorrow and idk marched on and took over texas would you call that colonisation? no.#why is this so hard to grasp for some people
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actually now that i think ab it johnny wouldn’t get pissy over vic’s driving. he strikes me as a joyride kinda guy. i’m like 100% sure he grew up around a bunch of car rednecks with these crazy ass hotrods in the 90s, then hotrod culture died down, then he got to NC and lo and behold it’s fuckin flourishing
#johnny silverhand#vanta rambles#source: both halves of my family have car rednecks#they regale me with tales of street racing and souping up these beautiful cars in the 80s#i think partly the 90s too#there was such a rich and vibrant road culture back then in FL and i’m kinda sad it’s all been sterilized#good to be safe on the road but ykwim#it’s like the death of malls to me……#the proximity of the cyberpunk setting to the 80s is what makes this whole thing work#ok i’m gonna ramble more ab florida roads hi guys#there’s also more ppl here than ever (Stop it. Don’t move here! It tooootally sucks!)#so it’s just untenable to do some crazy shit on the road like u could 30 years ago#i can’t even pull out of my neighborhood without having to play fuckin frogger waiting for the right moment to go#even going out the BACK is rough#if it was as quiet here now as it was when my parents moved to this neighborhood we wouldn’t have a problem#now literally the car line for the elementary school reaches our neighborhood AND ppl park in our neighborhood to pick up their kids#WHICH IS EXPLICITLY NOT ALLOWED#anyway. point is god i wish the roads down here weren’t a fuckin nightmare#driving is fun and i like it even if it exhausts the hell outta me#wouldn’t be so exhausting if all the dang ol orange groves weren’t squashed to make way for subdivision no. 287
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got randomly nostalgic for living in florida. somebody shoot me
#speak friend and enter#it was objectively terrible. i hated it. i wanted to die. my mental health has truly never been worse.#i was a danger to myself and others while i lived there. and yet seeing the wizard gift shop gives me a pang of nostalgia so ancient#central florida is a horrible place but i also kinda love it. would i ever live there again? fuck no! but would i visit? yeah. yeah i would#i had a dream that i went back to my old job which would be a horrible decision because it sucked and i hated it#but there's smth in me that's like. well you're doing a lot better now. what if somehow everything falls through. would going back be so ba#and it's like. yes probably it would be that bad. working there was bad. like empirically. but also.......#like if you were following me while i was down there 1. im sorry and 2. you KNOW how bad it got but the good parts were pretty good!!#idk man. if somehow i fuck this whole ireland thing up i may just find myself back there
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don't ask but I've been checking in on the Marlins v Yankees game and im new to paying any real active attention to this sport so like.. is it normal for it to be the 4th inning and nearly everyone's striking out and neither team has scored yet? do both teams just suck at hitting a damn ball?? is this my life now? are you there god? It's me, fuck you
#'who are you rooting for' well not the Yankees. so jot that down#there's about 4 teams I'm soft for#Marlins. Rays. Twins. and Tigers#'why the Twins and Tigers aren't you from Florida' yes but the Twins do spring training in my hometown#and the Tigers bc they also do spring training near here and they kind of suck and I feel pity
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maybe this is just my frustration with being forced to watch mitchless hockey but last year's push to the playoffs felt genuine - there were multiple trades made for players that clearly added value and kicked the end of the season into high gear (we got ror and had that electric game against buffalo when anything felt possible). this year has just felt so bleh bc we've known about the glaring gaps in depth scoring and the blue line since the beginning of the season and then it just got worse throughout the season and now we haven't had anything to address it - it's hard to see genuine hope for this team and it feels like a slog of hot streaks and disconnected play in between. i watch them bc the core does incredible record-breaking things almost every game but it's hard to belive in a team that's really not that exciting or can barely hold their own in some cases, other than the core.
i agree to an extent!! maybe it's bc last year was my first full year really paying attention to hockey too and everything was shiny and new, but i had a really good time and then. kyle leaving hit and a lot of the old room guys left and it just....... idk. i needed last summer for a reset and i went into this year hopeful but. it's been a disappointment in a lot of ways.
as for the playoffs part... i mean, i just convince myself the leafs are gonna win the cup until they don't so lfksdjlf it's easy for me to be like go leafs ! ! ! but i'm definitely not having as much fun or putting as much stake in the overall team success as i was last year. the fact that they won their first playoff series in decades last year was SO special and cannot be replicated or outdone or relived unless they win a cup now, which is a tall ask esp with this lineup. i definitely care less about this team on the whole and have less belief in them than i did which is... fine. they also feel less like a team. maybe every year i'll just care less and less or maybe brad will do something over the summer that's exciting or, idk. the fandom in general has really detracted from it for me too this year, and i just care less/feel actively annoyed by more and maybe that's a me thing or maybe the average age of ppl everywhere is staying put pretty low and i'm just getting too old for some of this but. can't wait to get a break this year, that's all lol
#easks#idk like some ppl ruined some things for me this year and i dont know how to have fun abt it anymore!!#which usually means its time to take a break but flkds staying off social media when ur borderline addicted#or use it as escapism for a boring n stagnant life atm is very hard to do tbh#this is me just thought dumping but#i mostly agree our team is in a worse position this year also lol ESP if florida drops to a2 and stays there um.#kiss getting out of the first round bye i fear#also editing to say i dont think this team is bad but lol#the vibes are not the same as last yr and im allowed to miss it and how i felt !!#havent replicated basically any of that this yr and it sucks to not be having as much fun#auston n mitch are liek my life support rn fr fbdndn
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or alternatively dweeb meets other dweeb more news at 11
LIGHT. LIGHT IN HIS EYES. LOOK AT EM BIG OLE EYES. LOOK AT HIM TOUCH HIS JERSEY.
GLORY BE TO THE MIKKSY SIGNED JERSEY RAAAAAAAAA
CanesWear Signing | 7.1.24
#niko mikkola#florida panthers#the mortifying ordeal of being known#you can tell how bad i was shaking from how much the jersey moves in my hands oh it was so serious for me its not even funny#“youre my favourite player thats why” “thank you” girl i would eat concrete for you without any hesitation#“new jersey?” me sweating profusely because i have to admit i had this jersey for a while now in front of his face oh god oh FUCK#“where do you want it? here or here?” “anywhere choose where anywhere” “ill do this way”#behold decision paralysis plus the constitution of a doormat with an awful aim to please vs the assuredness of a bull romping through field#“i mean its your jersey at the end of the day”#he says without thinking because he lacks a brain to mouth filter and immediately wants to slam his head into the nearest hardest object#but its okay it got a little smile out of mikksy so maybe my motor mouth can be used for good#my voice is so hoarse because i stood under for 7 hours and also loudly cheered like never before all throughout those 7 hours yesterday#also a lot of people had tickets for both mikksy and lundy or just lundy so thats why the line was moving slowly#so at one point they went OKAY WHO HAS TICKETS FOR JUST NIKO and i raised my hand like oo oo mee ☝️ and got rushed to the front#also a lot of the stuff he was signing was nonspecific posters and hats or other players jerseys (that already had other signatures on em)#which is why the attendant was like oh sweet jersey! and mikksy was like new jersey? because there werent many people at all#comparatively his signing was priced the lowest at 39 out of all cats players. the highest currently is benny at 60#does it suck his line was shorter. there was surprise when someone toddles in with a mikksy jersey. and that his signing was priced low?#yes ofc but also i didnt have to stand in the heat for long got ushered in faster and my wallet didnt cry so lets not kid ourselves here#there are silver lining to everything but anyways first hockey jersey and first signature on it acquire call that a man on a mission 😎👉👉#long tags i love mikksy i lot you understand right <3#also im never wearing this jersey again so i might as well buy a frame and ANOTHER mikksy jersey#to bad it also has my 30th ani cats patch on it too </3
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detour (the x-files 1997) is like a green screen episode to me. man this one’s gonna be good when they finish it (replace the canada trees with florida trees)
#I’ve said it before but this is the x-files’ only good vibeless episode#it’s fine for humbug to look nothing like florida because the story isn’t about how florida looks#but ‘they’re paving paradise to put up a blockbuster’ (accurate) doesn’t hit as hard when you can’t see the paradise#also the score sucks but that’s a separate issue#txf#detour
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Laying in bed wishing I was in a field full of milkweed collecting seeds
#out of queue#ani rambles#i wanna learn how to collect seeds from more plants#and get better at plant id so i can know what i’m looking at even if its in the seeding stage#and then find the plants to collect seeds from during seeding stage#unfortunately I live in THE BIGGEST FUCKING CITY IN FLORIDA so the chances of me just quick and easy finding a whimsical patch of wildflower#is uh. fuckin nonexistent#the closest ive got that I know of is my backyard which is A: not big and B: mostly dead after the heatwave and my utter lack of ability to#remember to water a garden once we hit June or July#TO MY CREDIT I had my graduate capstone project so I was FUCKING BUSY but STILL#i keep dreaming that I have a wholeass ziploc bag full of swamp milkweed seeds from my backyard#meanwhile out of the eight swamp milkweed plants i’ve obtained over the course of the year you wanna know how many went to seed?#FUCKING NONE OF THEM#BECAUSE I SUCK AT WATERING THINGS#and also the aphids went fucking nuts AND I FORGOT TO SPRAY THEM OFF WITH WATER BC I SUCK AT WATERING THINGS
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wish people would stop saying cosplay is banned in florida
#the florida anti-drag law and cosplay discourse is just full if misinformation#along with folks doing the fascists jobs for them#like fuck the law didn’t even really ban drag#like’s it’s so vague on purpose but also technically that stuff is still legal#the problem is the gop wants everyone to equate drag with burlesque#anyway the law goes after venues for KNOWINGLY allowing children into adult live performances#but then they have really vague definitions for what constitutes adult#which is clearly on purpose and to be used in evil ways#but also that’s probably why it’ll end up shot down#anyways the discourse ignores actual queer people in florida in favor of internet points so that sucks#and it’s causing panic and self-censorship which is frankly what desatan fuckinf wants
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